"No, that place is not allowed yet."

Xiaoqin seemed to have heard what Xiong Yaoyue said, "Ye Lin, you want to explode Xiaoqin's anus". She was so scared that she covered her buttocks, clamped her legs tightly, and kept walking backwards.

As if he was asked something extremely excessive, tears formed in the corners of his eyes.

"Why don't you, classmate Ye Lin, even leave that place alone? You can't have children there (gt;_lt;)."

Xiong Yaoyue retched into the ground for a long time, but nothing came out. She really didn't know where all the food she ate was digested.

"Xiaoqin." She left me and walked towards Xiaoqin, looking at Xiaoqin with a sad look, as if Xiaoqin's account had been hacked.

"You must bear this blow. I must not hide it from you. I must tell you."

Xiong Yaoyue took a deep breath and glared at me, leaving me speechless.

"Xiao Qin, do you know why Ye Lin likes chrysanthemums?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Xiao Qin choked, "Because I have read too many H comics. I know that Uncle Ye's online store has a lot of H comics..."

"No." Xiong Yaoyue interrupted Xiao Qin, "It's because Ye Lin is a gay, that is, gay."

"Hey." Xiaoqin's eyes widened in confusion.

"Because gays like to fuck each other's anus the most, so he is always thinking about your anus."

When did I admit that I miss Xiaoqin's anus? You bastard, do you really want to treat Xiaoqin as a boy and relive the "Yilian Youmeng" between me and the bully?

"No, how could it be..." Xiaoqin smiled awkwardly and unnaturally, "Ye Lin obviously likes to see my naked body. After seeing it, he was as excited as meeting Brother Optimus Prime. of……"

"Return to Optimus Prime, Xiaoqin, you will really put gold on Ye Lin's face." Xiong Yaoyue glanced at my crotch with disdain, "I think he is at the level of a silkworm chrysalis."

Who is the chrysalis? The Optimus Prime Xiaoqin talks about is not the Optimus Prime you understand, okay?

And that time at Xiaoqin's house, when I almost went into misfire, was the expression on my face really the same as when I met Brother Optimus Prime? It's so embarrassing, Brother Optimus Prime, I'm sorry for you...

"It's not surprising that I'm excited to see you." Xiong Yaoyue snorted, "Because this grandson is both gay and straight. He is the legendary one who can have sex no matter whether the other person is a man or a woman, male or female, dead or alive. Used bisexual.”

Hey, hey, keep your mouth shut. According to what you say, I am also sexually interested in dead boars.

"Bisexual." Xiao Qin became confused, and Xiong Yaoyue's suddenly sharp parallelism confused her, "Classmate Ye Lin is not a bisexual in H-comics, how can he become bisexual?"

No, have you even read the H-comics about intersex people with heavy taste? How hard do you work to "please" me?

"Who says only intersex people can be bisexual."

Xiong Yaoyue, who has watched pornographic movies, indeed has much richer sexual knowledge and is more reliable than Xiaoqin, who has only watched H-comics.

Xiaoqin's love knowledge comes from girl comics, and her sex knowledge comes from H comics. It's as tragic as it is tragic.

"You have chrysanthemums, and men also have chrysanthemums, so..." Xiong Yaoyue made a dirty gesture of making a circle with her left hand empty and inserting the index finger of her right hand into the circle.

Seeing Xiong Yaoyue's serious face and me standing not far away with a heavy heart without any rebuttal, Xiao Qin's eyes turned red, she covered her face and started crying.

"Why is this like this? I thought the opponents were only girls, but now there are even boys..."

Who likes cute boys? Don't misunderstand me to this extent, okay?

Xiong Yaoyue, a pig teammate, not only made Xiaoqin cry, but also felt that he "helped her recognize the cold reality."

"You know this time, right? Ye Lin likes that pretty boy Shen Shaoyi. They have been together for a long time. Maybe Xiaoqin and you are the latter."

"It's too much... It's too much..." Xiao Qin cried, "It turns out that in Ye Lin's heart, I am not even as good as a boy..."

I have never thought about it that way. If you want to compare with boys, you are cuter than the cutest boy, but I won't say that to you.

"I...I understand." Xiaoqin suddenly stopped crying, and her eyes flashed with fear.

"That person...that person turned out to be him. Classmate Ye Lin actually likes more than one boy."

Hey, where do you start talking about this, and who exactly are you referring to, Xiaoqin?

"The monitor's younger brother... the monitor's younger brother..." Xiaoqin covered her face again and wailed, "Ye Lin also likes the monitor's younger brother Shu Zhe. Ye Lin's online store is actually owned by Shu Zhe. I didn't even recognize the model."

Who told you to peek into my online store? You screen-peeper, you might as well buy something.

"What, please speak slowly." This time it was Xiong Yaoyue's turn to be confused, "I have also seen Shu Zhe, a young lady with thin skin and tender flesh. If I were bisexual, I would also like him..."

Hey, to which gender do you classify yourself? Sure enough, tomboys are the third gender that is neither male nor female. As a girl, you should naturally like pretty girls.

"Xiaoqin, what evidence do you have that Ye Lin also likes the monitor's younger brother?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu but classmate Ye Lin is so bad. It’s just because the monitor has a little brother and I don’t have one..."

Please remove the word "little". The monitor doesn't have a little brother, but you once stuffed your socks into your underwear to pretend you had a little brother.

"Because the monitor's little brother is very good-looking..."

"Please remove the word 'small' for me." I made this request, which was not too much, with a face full of grief and indignation.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" He was so cruel to me again. He really disliked me for not having a younger brother, because the squad leader had a younger brother. Wear women's clothing and serve as a model for your online store. If you are short of models, you can let me do it."

How can I have the nerve to let you be a model for our shameful products and shameful clothes? In fact, they are not called models but "rope models." Although your idea is completely wrong, at least you no longer say "monitor's" "Little brother", I am satisfied...

"Ah, Shu Zhe actually wears women's clothes." Xiong Yaoyue opened her mouth wide, "Isn't that a transvestite?"

Well, this time Xiong Yaoyue also knew about the squad leader's brother pretending to be a transvestite, and I always felt that things were developing in a direction beyond my control.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..

"Pretend to be the squad leader." Xiong Yaoyue's face showed a thoughtful and horrified expression, "Is it possible that Ye Lin is treating Shu Zhe as his sister while popping Shu Zhe's anus?"

"Yes, it must be like that." Xiaoqin hugged her straw hat and looked regretful, "I didn't expect that I would lose in such an unexpected place. Why didn't my mother give me a younger brother?"

Stop complaining, Aunt Ren is already pregnant. If you have some patience, maybe you can have a little brother.

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore," Xiong Yaoyue covered her face with one hand and stretched out her fingers on the other hand, making a posture like Iron Man about to fire an energy cannon, to prevent me from getting closer.

"The amount of information is too big and my brain can't handle it. Ye Lin, don't come here. You won't even let the squad leader's brother go. I'm afraid you won't let me go either. You bastard, are you even going to let me go?" I want to do it."

Don't use such a vulgar word as "get". Although you are more in line with my aesthetics than Shu Zhe, I have never deliberately taken advantage of you. Otherwise, you would foolishly think that I am gay. When we were best friends, didn't I already take action?

After exchanging "important information" with Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue felt that I wanted to deal with them all, whether they were animals, plants, minerals or relics, so she took Xiaoqin's arm and took her to a crowded place to draw a clear line with me. .

"Xiao Qin, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't marry randomly." Xiong Yaoyue persuaded while pulling Xiao Qin away, "I heard that Da Xiaoxiao has a distant cousin who was married to an uncle-level netizen before she graduated from high school. She was deceived, and when the police found her, she had been locked up in the basement for three years."

Hey, Da Xiaoxiao once talked about it with the squad leader in the information class. Has the abducted cousin finally been found? What a joy, who is so perverted that he locked someone up in the basement?

In addition, you can't eat randomly. Do you think that others are just like you, with a copper throat and an iron stomach?

Xiaoqin, who was crying very sadly, was dragged away by Xiong Yaoyue. Everyone came over to ask what happened. Xiong Yaoyue at least remembered the brotherly love with me and did not say that everything was caused by my abnormality. of.

But when the monitor came to ask what happened to Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue said to the monitor: "Watch your brother, be careful not to get pregnant by someone else."

The monitor couldn't laugh or cry: "Xiao Zhe is a boy, how could he be pregnant?"

Xiong Yaoyue was dissatisfied: "You can get pregnant in the novel written by PHS."

PHS, who was writing down inspiration on his mobile phone, raised his head slightly and said, "Who is this person? Is he beautiful?"

After hearing that Xiong Yaoyue said that the other party was ugly, PHS was no longer interested.

"I'm serious." Seeing that the squad leader didn't pay attention to her words, Xiong Yaoyue jumped up anxiously and followed closely behind the squad leader: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer a lot. Wait until you two siblings are stacked up and fucked by perverts. , but don’t blame me for not reminding you.”

The vulgar words also made the squad leader frown, "If there is such a pervert, I will use a shotgun to deal with him."

When Xiong Yaoyue went around warning girls (even boys with fair features) to "beware of perverts" without telling them who the perverts were, Xiaoqin wiped away her tears and staggered towards me.

I asked Xiaoqin a little frustrated: "I'm such a pervert, why do you come here to find me?"

Xiaoqin nodded inexplicably, looking up at me with lake-like eyes.

"I thought about it carefully, even if classmate Ye Lin is a pervert who even likes boys...it doesn't matter..."

"I, I will work harder not only not to lose to girls, but also to boys."

He clenched his two small fists in front of his chest and swore to me.
Chapter completed!