"I'll wipe it, you stinky scoundrel."

Xiong Yaoyue was the first to hold back and slapped my ears hard.

The loud sound of flesh colliding went straight into the sky and echoed endlessly in the valley.

Ah, Amy, did you hear it? Maybe this is the last voice my brother left in the world...

However, after all, I was tall and strong, and I was worried about the kitchen knife hanging on the barbecue grill behind me, so I tried to stand firm, but my body swayed slightly, and it didn't show much damage.

"You're quite resistant to being beaten." Xiong Yaoyue was not relieved, "Then follow my whirlwind kick."

Damn, those were really whirlwind legs. They spun around and leaped into the air. The wheat-colored thighs under the hot pants drove the Li-Ning sneakers and kicked me in the face. This is from "Street Fighter 4" I learned it from there.

I felt that it would be difficult for ordinary people to get angry without receiving this blow, so I used the corner of my eye to look at the position where the kitchen knife was hanging to prevent it from falling in that direction. Then I gently used the outer side of my wrist to remove it with the help of the Yin Yang Sanshou method. He took most of the force of Xiong Yaoyue's kick, then pretended to be injured, covering his face and half-kneeling on the ground.

I always feel that this is another kind of "Yin Yang Sanshou's art of touching porcelain". After learning this technique from the old man, I became less and less moral like the old man.

However, if it were Xiaoqin who attacked, I would never have the luxury to neutralize the force and pretend to be seriously injured at the same time.

In the final analysis, it is because Xiong Yaoyue is an athlete rather than a martial artist. The whirlwind kick she learned from video games does look cool and cool, but in fact it is more powerful than lethal.

I covered my face and half-knelt down. Before I could think of how to explain my animal behavior, Gong Caicai, who was still sitting on the ground and crying, had already attracted everyone.

"Caicai, don't cry." A boy with small eyes patted his chest and said with implacable loyalty, "Don't worry about not being able to get married, I'll marry you."

This guy seems to be one of the same accomplices who once worked with Eunuch Cao to produce "The Red Line Area in School: Twenty-Eight Chinese Edition".

"Get the hell out of here." Another boy kicked him away, turned around and said to Gong Caicai with a smile: "Don't listen to him, marry me if you want. My family has a mountain of luxury cars, and You are a perfect match..."

"Sibiao, what kind of luxury cars do you have? Aren't they all tricycles?" An ignorant person interrupted.

"Get the hell out of here." Sha Biao likes to say this mantra, "My family is reselling tricycles. If you don't accept it, I used to go to Disneyland for my birthday every year when I was a kid..."

Eunuch Cao complained in a low voice from a safe distance: "It's not Hong Kong's Disney, it's a copycat Disney in Dongshan City, where Mickey Mouse sits in a Gundam robot as the driver..."

Sha Biao was furious after hearing this and rushed out of the crowd to chase Eunuch Cao. Eunuch Cao shouted "Master, help me" and stumbled into the bushes.

They asked me for help, but I don’t know who to save my life.

Apart from the boys who enthusiastically raised their hands to marry Gong Caicai, there were other girls who despised and hated me and treated me as "public enemies of women".

"I asked him why he was so kind and cut melons for everyone to eat. It turned out that he wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to fish."

"Yeah, luckily I was more careful, otherwise he would have taken advantage of me."

Stop dreaming, the girl who is talking, your breasts are on the same level as Xiaoqin, how can you make me mistake them for melons?

If you do such an unsightly thing, Big Speaker can no longer be on my side.

"Ye Lin, you have gone too far this time. Instead of bullying Xiaoqin during this period, have you bullied Gong Caicai instead? If you don't bully others, you will die."

I bit my lip and explained with great sadness: "I...I thought Gong Caicai was holding two melons..."

Big Speaker rolled his eyes in anger: "Then I hugged two watermelons, you perverted thief."

Not to mention, Da Xiaoxiao is fat all over. In terms of sheer size, her breasts are indeed bigger than Gong Caicai's...

"That's right, he is a thief." Someone shouted from behind the crowd, it seemed to be Sun Yu who had always been dissatisfied with me.

After being encouraged by Sun Yu and looking at Gong Caicai's pitiful crying appearance, both boys and girls all accused me of talking nonsense and being shameless. I should be cut into pieces and the body should be fed to the dogs.

"Wow." Obama, who was tied under the tree, shouted happily.

Are you so happy? No matter what it is, as long as it is fed to you, will you be happy? They say that the righteous dog is the savior... You are my sister's dog, don't I count as half of your master? Why don't you save me?

gloat.

"Chop off your hands." I don't know who shouted out what to do with me.

"That's right, this is how you should deal with lewd thieves. I have never touched anyone who asked him to touch something he shouldn't."

"Chop your hands." "Chop your hands." "Chop your hands." "Chop your hands."

Damn it, the slogans are shouted in unison, you are going to launch a second cultural revolution or something.

Niu Shili stood behind the crowd and did not shout after everyone, but he could not come up to speak for me. He could only look at me and shake his head, as if he was saying:

"Why do you have to be a thief when you can't do anything good?"

The mountaintop barbecue meeting instantly became the mountaintop public trial meeting.

The squad leader came belatedly at this time and came out of the crowd. He looked at me sitting cross-legged on the grass with a questioning and compassionate look, embarrassed to stand up.

"Ye Lin, what's going on?"

The squad leader was concentrating on cutting his own watermelon just now, in order to divide it into 20 equal parts, and did not see with his own eyes the scene when I grabbed Gong Caicai's breasts.

In such a vicious incident, the head teacher, Mr. Yu, was bound to come over to preside over the trial, but Sun Yu went over to call him, and he actually said:

"My students are very independent. I believe in them and let them solve their own problems."

I obviously pushed it to the class monitor, because I was beaten by a certain problem student in the past, so once I was bitten by a snake, I was afraid of the rope for ten years. I was afraid that if I refused to accept the sentence, I would push you to the ground and violently k** you.

So the squad leader naturally became the chief judge. She asked the students who shouted "chop hands" to calm down first, then stood up straight and asked me condescendingly:

"Ye Lin, why do you want non-ceremonial gifts?"

Gong Caicai was supported by a loudspeaker and moved to a round stone to sit on, which served as the witness stand.

I don’t know where Xiong Yaoyue, who gave me a whirlwind leg from other places, has gone.

Hey, you are the more important witness. If you hadn't been so meddlesome and asked the girls to bring the melons in person, I wouldn't have made a big mistake by mistake. Where did you go?

"I...I really didn't mean it." I beat my thigh with regret, "Pooh twice brought me a melon in his arms. I might have had a slight heatstroke, so I thought Gong Caicai

I also hugged two melons..."

Everyone's attention focused on Gong Caicai's chest. Gong Caicai shrank up and covered her chest with her hands, as if she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Don't cover the evidence, let the jury see clearly, those two protruding spheres really have an inexplicable blood relationship with the melon.

"Take his temperature." The monitor said and winked at the PHS. The PHS took out the non-contact thermometer from the medical kit and walked towards me.

"It's easier to chop it off with my hands." PHS was slightly dissatisfied with the squad leader's unnecessary effort and wanted to test whether I had heat stroke.

The weather itself was hot. I first did strenuous exercise like swatting mosquitoes, and then I did something as shameful as openly attacking my chest. My face was feverish, so the thermometer test result turned out to be 38.1 degrees, which is already a relatively serious heat stroke. .

The monitor looked at the thermometer, bit his lower lip, and did not immediately come to a conclusion.

"If the thermometer is broken, it's better to chop off your hands." Someone in the crowd continued to shout revolutionary slogans.

"Cai Cai, what do you think we should do with Ye Lin?" The squad leader returned the thermometer to the PHS and turned to Gong Caicai and asked.

"Poke the red-hot iron rod into the anus until it hurts to death."

Zhuang Ni didn't know when she came behind Gong Caicai and answered on Gong Caicai's behalf.

After hearing this horrible suggestion, most of the boys tightened their anus, but I don't know about girls.

"Zhuang Ni, it's none of your business here." The monitor made a gesture to ask Zhuang Ni to leave the witness stand, "I'm asking for Caicai's opinion."

Zhuang Ni lifted her slanted bangs covering her right eye and said disapprovingly: "Monitor, when you asked Caicai for her opinion, you were biased towards Ye Lin."

The monitor frowned, "Why am I favoring Ye Lin?"

"Humph, who doesn't know that Caicai is extremely vindictive? If you lock her up and starve her for ten days, and give her a glass of water, she will say thank you."

Zhuang Ni regarded herself as the prosecution lawyer, and she seemed to have lowered the presiding judge Shu Sha to the position of defense lawyer.

"So, the squad leader who thinks he is impartial and selfless, when you asked Caicai how to deal with Ye Lin, you originally wanted Ye Lin to escape legal sanctions."

"No, no." The monitor immediately denied, but his tone was not firm enough.

Moreover, I went to the medical kit at the foot of the PHS many times. Is it because I am confused about the value displayed by the thermometer inside, or because I feel that I have symptoms of moderate heatstroke and what I need most is not to be judged but to take some symptomatic drugs.

"Does it feel good?" Zhuang Ni suddenly asked me.

What do you mean, do you want to arouse the boys' jealousy towards me? Besides, you know best what the feeling is.

Not long ago, you deceived Gong Caicai by saying that massaging her breasts can help her lose weight. You tricked her into your relative's hotel and touched her with your own hands without any hindrance. You must have taken advantage of Gong Caicai.

"It doesn't feel good at all." Out of anger towards Zhuang Ni, I shouted insincerely.

As a result, Gong Caicai was frightened by my roar. Her sobbing, which had gradually stopped, started again, and she covered her face in shame, as if to say, "I feel so bad, I'm so sorry."

"No." I quickly changed my words because I didn't want Gong Caicai to get hurt. "Actually, it feels great. I want to touch it again..."

The monitor kicked me down from behind (hey, you are the defense lawyer).

Then, I don’t know whether there were more boys or girls, but the classmates put ten thousand feet on my back, making sure that I would never be able to stand up again.

I didn't resist. I deserved it. I hope Gong Caicai will feel better after seeing this scene...

The head teacher, Teacher Yu, was quietly drinking oolong tea in the distance and said calmly: "As expected of my students, they are very capable of solving problems independently."

Just when I was about to be trampled on for ten thousand years, Gong Caicai tried her best to stop everyone and shouted:
Chapter completed!