"Master, come and take a peek too."

Someone behind me said furtively.

Looking out of the corner of his eye, he could see who it could be if it wasn't Eunuch Cao.

Mr. Cao's male cat was diagonally behind me, holding a miniature video camera in his hand. The lens was facing outside the bushes, with a look of wretchedness and evil intentions on his face.

"You are seeking death." I cursed in a low voice as much as possible, "What do you think you can capture by facing the creek? Do girls bathe in the open here?"

As soon as the words came out, I thought it was a bit ridiculous. The monitor would even object to outdoor swimming, let alone bathing in the open air. The monitor who agreed to do that must have lost his mind.

"Oh, as expected of the master, he actually plans to take a mandarin duck bath with all the girls in the class. His level of achievement is beyond the reach of the disciples. I admire him, I admire him."

Who wants to take a mandarin duck bath with all the girls in the class? Do you think China is an imperial system and I am the emperor or the crown prince?

There is no hope for the crown prince. Although my father was made a "general" by the president of the HHH Hobby Club, the president recently revealed that he got rid of an "eternal traitor" around him. Maybe something It's time for my dad to take a job with him...

At best, he is just a general. What does the son of a general have to show off? I'd better rely on myself and work hard to become the emperor of China.

When I run for the throne, everyone must vote for me. In order to repay everyone, after I am elected, I will issue a law ordering all beauties of the right age to wear maid and bunny costumes.

While he was thinking wildly, Eunuch Cao then confessed:

"The disciple is hiding here, but he found that when the girls were squatting by the river and washing their hands, they occasionally exposed their waists... Confucius said: The world is not as good as the waist of a beautiful woman, so I am waiting here to faithfully record the beautiful moments. That's good. Let Master take a look at the dragon's eyes..."

The Confucius you are talking about is the Confucius played by Chow Yun-fat, and I don’t have dragon eyes but wolf eyes. Even according to the Chinese zodiac, I still have snake eyes. She, the squad leader, has the dragon eyes.

"Master, if you are not interested in the waist, there are other things here. For example, some girls wear low-waisted pants. When they squatted down, I photographed a little bit of their buttocks..."

Whose buttocks did you take a picture of? Xiong Yaoyue's? She was squatting very deep and drinking beer just now.

I was determined to take Eunuch Cao's camera away, but I was afraid that it would make a loud noise and be heard by outsiders.

Because of the noise on the top of the mountain and the sound of the stream, the squad leader and Gong Caicai didn't notice the conversation between Eunuch Cao and I in the bushes.

"Caicai, you don't need to say anything."

The squad leader saw Gong Caicai shaking with fear and struggling to tell some of the secrets of "Ye Lin and Winnie". He thought she was pitiful and cute, so he touched Gong Caicai's head and comforted her.

The short Gong Caicai looked like a primary school student who had lost his house key in front of the tall Shu Sha.

"Don't be afraid. As long as I'm here, I won't let Ye Lin and Pooh bully you. I guess they are just talking casually to scare you. These two are not that bad..."

We weren't that bad in the first place, and what Gong Caicai really wanted to say was not that Xiong Yaoyue and I had done anything sorry for you, but that Xiaoqin and I rubbed against each other, but Xiong Yaoyue did it for you. Let's hide it and not tell you.

Because Gong Caicai saw the monitor and I kissing in the front and Xiaoqin in the back (Gong Caicai is a peeping tom), she always thought that I established a relationship with the monitor first and then went there again. Cheating with Xiao Qin.

In Gong Caicai's conservative mind, although she doesn't think that "kissing" will lead to "having a baby", the innocent sequence of "kissing → getting married → having a baby" is deeply ingrained.

If Gong Caicai were accidentally kissed by a boy, she would definitely think from the bottom of her heart that "she can't get married."

So in the same way, she also felt that I had made the squad leader unable to get married. What a serious thing it was and how tragic it was.

Of course, when Gong Caicai saw me and Xiaoqin kissing, she probably felt that Xiaoqin couldn't get married, but anyway, the squad leader came first and always took care of herself...

"Classmate Xiaoqin often bullies me. I deserve it if I can't get married..."

The above is the voice I gave Gong Caicai with a villain's heart to judge a gentleman's heart. Gong Caicai has a pure character and should not be so sinister.

Although no matter from which aspect, Gong Caicai's idea was completely wrong.

But the innocent girl's heart that can't keep the squad leader in the dark even if she is cut to pieces is really touching.

"It's okay." The squad leader continued to caress the curly hair on Gong Caicai's head. His posture was no different from stroking a kitten or puppy, so that Obama let out a jealous cry, and Gong Caicai almost fell down in fright.

"That time you saw Ye Lin and I in the classroom..." The monitor recalled the scene where our lips touched and blushed. "It was just an accident. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't matter whether Ye Lin likes Xiong Yaoyue or someone else. , all follow me..."

Suddenly he stopped talking and couldn't speak anymore. He tightened Obama's leash and forced himself to calm down before continuing: "It has nothing to do with me..."

Although he tried his best to suppress his emotions, he neither called Xiong Yaoyue "Winnie" nor "Little Bear" just now, but called him by his full name. This was something he would do when he was angry with Xiong Yaoyue.

"It does matter, why doesn't it matter."

Gong Caicai was stimulated by the sadistic expression on the squad leader's face, and suddenly summoned up the courage to shout:

",,You were so harmed by Ye Lin that you couldn't get married."

The monitor was stunned: "Why can't I get married?"

"Because, monitor, you..." Gong Caicai hurriedly pointed to her mouth, "because he kissed me here."

"Such a thing can happen." Eunuch Cao's ears perked up and he blew out hot air from his nostrils, "Master, you are so quick to strike. Winning the squad leader's first kiss in the midst of the chaos is like trying to retrieve an object from a bag. Your skills are as deep as those of our sect's founder, Edison Chen. I also hope that I will not hesitate to teach my disciples two moves..."

I ignored Eunuch Cao and allowed him to chat next to me. However, after listening to Gong Caicai's words, the squad leader was a little dumbfounded at first. He felt that Gong Caicai's expression was so serious and his tone was so intense that he was making a mountain out of a molehill.

But when I thought about it carefully, I probably recalled being hugged by me as a pillow all night, and being spanked by me as Shu Zhe. I gradually became sad, and I looked away from Gong Caicai, and said with a self-deprecating smile:

"Maybe, I really can't get married..."

"Yes, so classmate Ye Lin must be held responsible."

Gong Caicai rarely clenched two small fists and echoed in a sharp voice. Her majestic chest, which was out of proportion to her small body, was rising and falling violently due to nervousness and excitement.

"Responsible, let him be responsible."

Although there was a lingering sadness in his heart, Gong Caicai's childish suggestion like a primary school student made the monitor want to laugh.

I wonder if the lectures from the Scientific Happiness Sect had an effect. Gong Caicai finally showed all her courage in her life today.

"If you do it, you must be responsible... Of course, let classmate Ye Lin marry you. He is a bad guy if he refuses to marry you, although he is also a bad guy if he marries you..."

It's not that Gong Caicai's previous prejudice against me has not been eliminated, but Gong Caicai probably thinks that if you marry the squad leader, you can't marry Xiaoqin. In the final analysis, it will make a girl unable to get married, so I am a bad guy.

It seems that Gong Caicai really doesn't hold any grudge against Xiao Qin, and is still feeling guilty for not having the best of both worlds. I was really sorry for her when I dubbed her like that just now.

"That kind of thing...I didn't expect that..."

The squad leader led Obama and walked a few steps along the stream. As the steps got longer and longer (Gong Caicai could hardly keep up), his voice became more and more excited.

It was as if he had discovered an incredible emotional vortex deep in his soul. This vortex was swallowing up his confidence, courage and principles, so much so that the squad leader became angry for no reason.

"How is he better than others? His eyes are so fierce and his temper is so bad. My brother is much better than him."

"Although... you will help me wash the dishes after eating. This is better than Xiao Zhe, and you won't bully small animals behind my back like Xiao Zhe..."

"But that's nothing extraordinary. Anyone can do it."

Hey, hey, monitor, your logic is so confusing that you have already started to say that Shu Zhe is not a human being, although I think he is not unfair at all when you say that...

"Obviously he is not stupid, but he just refuses to study hard. I asked him to participate in the physics competition to get a ranking so that he can get more points in the high school entrance examination, but it turned a deaf ear."

"I don't care anymore. I don't care anymore. Why should I worry about whether he has a future or not? As if I can get some glory. He said he likes to move bricks at the construction site, so just let him be."

"Wow." Obama looked very happy when he heard that I was going to move bricks.

I'm so glad you sister, you imperialist lackey, even if I really go to move bricks, I will still have to borrow you from Amy to pull the brick truck to lose weight.

"Monitor, monitor, please walk slower, I can't keep up."

Gong Caicai shouted from behind, panting.

The squad leader stopped, calmed down, and used the five fingers of his left hand to comb back the long hair around his ears to sort out his chaotic emotions.

Finally, she took a long breath and her tone became colder, as if she had turned into a female police sergeant in uniform.

"Now is not the time to be confused, now is not the time to hesitate, I have more important things to do in the future."

Even self-hypnosis was used.

"And... who would like that kind of person? Even if he kneels down to beg me, I..."

Biting his lip.

"...I won't marry him either."

As he spoke, he kicked a pebble under his feet with all his strength, as if it was my damn head.

The pebbles hit the surface of the water and bounced three times before sinking to the bottom, creating waves of fine ripples on the stream.
Chapter completed!