【595】Pig Bajie Carrying Daughter-in-law
After Big Speaker said it incorrectly several times, intentionally or unintentionally, he correctly called Xiong Yaoyue's nickname "Pooh".
"Since Pooh has nothing to do with her energy, let her carry Gong Caicai for a while. As the saying goes, if you rest, you will never rest. Idleness is also idle..."
"Yes, I am also idle when I am idle." Xiong Yaoyue didn't seem to hear the loudspeaker sarcastically saying that she was neither a human nor a horse, and still argued with the squad leader.
It seems that Da Xiaoxiao and Zhuang Ni have been together all the way, and their ability to satirize people has indeed improved. It is true that those who are close to red are red, and those who are close to ink are black.
"I won't leave you idle." The squad leader said like a cruel slave owner, "There are several freezer boxes here for you to choose from."
"I don't want to take the crisper~~~" Xiong Yaoyue stomped her feet back and forth on the ground like a foal in protest, and Gong Caicai, who was hugged by her, also vibrated at the same frequency.
"I want to carry Caicai's back. Caicai has been hating me for some reason lately. I want to seize the opportunity to improve our relationship with her."
By the way, Gong Caicai has never liked you very much. If you either lift someone's skirt or touch their breasts, if you were in the United States, it would be enough to sue you for sexual harassment.
The squad leader said coldly: "Caicai doesn't need you to carry it, I will arrange for someone else to carry it."
"Who do you want to arrange?" Xiong Yaoyue said unconvinced and angrily, "Who else is more suitable to carry Caicai than me?"
"Niu Shili and... Ye Lin are both stronger than you." When he mentioned me, the monitor paused inexplicably.
There is nothing to hesitate, right? Apart from the talented Niu Shili, I am the second strongest person in the second grade (3) class. Why does the class monitor seem unsure.
Everyone's eyes first focused on Niu Shili. Most of the boys' eyes were full of jealousy, making him look quite awkward.
"I...I'll forget it." Niu Shili raised his hands and spoke as if in class, "I still have to carry things like the barbecue grill. These things are also quite heavy..."
I always feel that the reason why Niu Shili declined was not because he didn't like Gong Caicai, but because as the squad leader's chief loyal dog, he wanted to stay with the squad leader during the mountain climbing process.
"If you don't carry Caicai, the opportunity will be given to Ye Lin." The loudspeaker reminded him.
Niu Shili nodded to show that he didn't care.
"No... we can't let classmate Ye Lin do such a thing." Xiao Qin said anxiously from the side, "Student Ye Lin can only carry me on his back, and I am also weak and sick. Look at me fainting now..."
After saying that, she moved forward and looked like she was throwing herself into the street. I held her in an angry and funny voice.
"Well, it's best...not to let Ye Lin carry Caicai on his back."
Teacher Yu, the head teacher who had always had a weak sense of presence, suddenly stepped out from behind the tree and said.
Everyone focused their attention, not knowing what the teacher had to say.
Teacher Yu said slowly while everyone was watching: "Don't we have the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls" in our No. 28 Middle School?"
I admire her, it’s such an impeccable reason. In the modern version of men and women, there is no intimacy between men and women. If Gong Caicai is going to drown, we boys can’t reach out to save her.
At this time, Zhuang Ni, who had been sleeping, woke up from under the tree. For some reason, she didn't miss a word of our conversation while she was sleeping.
"It's good to let Caicai and I stay here. We can rest for a while." Zhuang Ni said, "I will take good care of Caicai."
The monitor's hawk-like eyes immediately stared at her, "What else do you want to do to Caicai? Could it be..."
Zhuang Ni responded to the monitor's question with a pale face and a smile, as if everything was unspoken.
Gong Caicai has become more proactive since she attended the Happiness Science Seminar. After checking online information, she found that having a woman's breasts rubbed would not only have no effect on shrinking her breasts, but might actually make them bigger, so she was not convinced by the rhetoric. Zhuang Ni also became more wary.
"I, I don't want to stay...Zhuang Ni...she always wants to touch me..."
"Yes, you pervert." Xiong Yaoyue loudly accused Zhuang Ni, "Caicai's breasts can only be touched by me."
You're not much better off either. Zhuang Ni likes to touch Gong Caicai because she is Lily. What's your interest in touching Gong Caicai?
With Teacher Yu's advice, the road for boys to carry Gong Caicai was completely blocked. Xiong Yaoyue was very happy about this. Without any explanation, she lowered her body and half-forced Gong Caicai onto her back.
The bottom plate was very stable, and even after walking three steps with Gong Caicai on his back, it didn't even sway.
"You can't do this." The squad leader was still worried that Gong Caicai would fall down halfway.
"Why not? Not only can I walk on my back, I can also run on my back."
In order to show that she had plenty of physical strength, Xiong Yaoyue actually carried Gong Caicai on her back and ran in circles in the temporary camp. She was as fast as wind and thunder. Gong Caicai closed her eyes tightly in fear.
"I, I'm going to get carsick, um,."
Gong Caicai managed to say half a sentence, but immediately bit her tongue due to the bump.
Seeing Xiong Yaoyue wasting her energy for no reason, the squad leader was almost worried about her grandmother.
He waved his hands helplessly, "Forget it, if you want to carry it, just carry it for a while, but you have to find someone to watch from behind. If you stumble, at least he can help you."
Whether intentionally or not, the squad leader also started to compare Xiong Yaoyue to a horse.
"Then, let Ye Lin watch from behind." Xiong Yaoyue suggested without thinking.
Her idea is very simple. Since the strongest people in class 2 (3) of junior high school are none other than Niu Shili and me, and Niu Shili pushed three and four, then I am the only candidate left.
The squad leader's thinking was obviously more complicated than Xiong Yaoyue's. She lowered her eyes and said without looking at my face: "Then Ye Lin, go follow them."
After a pause, he added: "Be careful. If you break Pooh, don't break Gong Caicai... But you shouldn't let Pooh get hurt."
I always felt that the monitor's last sentence had a deeper meaning, why did I seem to smell a tiny bit of jealousy in it.
In any case, when the large army set off to the top of the mountain again, Xiong Yaoyue carried the exhausted Gong Caicai on her back, while Xiaoqin and I were responsible for preventing unexpected events from behind.
Of course, Xiaoqin may not care much about Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai, but she just follows me wherever I go.
Naturally, the four of us were at the back of the team. Although Xiong Yaoyue could have rushed to the front with Gong Caicai on her back, the monitor wouldn't let her.
The closer we get to the top of the mountain, the more weeds and dirt beneath our feet seem to grow. I wonder if it has something to do with the previous rain.
Xiong Yaoyue spit out the grass blades in her mouth, her eyes were serious, as if she was enjoying some kind of competition, and she carried Gong Caicai step by step to the top of the mountain. The speed was quite fast. If I didn't remind her from time to time, she would rush to the front of the team again. .
"Let me tell you, the squad leader is probably having her period today." Xiong Yaoyue said smartly, "otherwise, why would you always look down on us?"
While he was talking, he stepped on a dirt bump under his feet, which shook Gong Caicai on his back, but he managed to maintain his balance perfectly in the end.
Xiong Yaoyue was as proud as a gymnast who completed a full set of moves, or Super Mario who jumped over a big pit.
"Look, is everything okay? If you ask me, the squad leader's arrangement for you to have double insurance is completely redundant."
In order for me to respond in time, the squad leader even asked me to hand over the steel pipe fittings I originally held to the people from the loyal dog team, so I now have empty hands and feel very free.
"Classmate Ye Lin." Xiaoqin grabbed the corner of my clothes from behind, "Why don't you carry me on your back? I just twisted my foot, both my left and right foot..."
Then what are you using to walk now, the Wu Kong Jutsu? Please keep this kind of talk to deceive those who don't know your Super Saiyan identity.
The only and most important responsibility at present is to carefully watch Xiong Yaoyue and Gong Caicai to prevent them from falling.
Looking at them from behind, one's attention is inevitably drawn to the buttocks of the two girls.
Xiong Yaoyue is wearing a pair of denim shorts with a belt. The material is very strong, but the short length is almost the same as the boxer briefs I wear next to me. However, when Xiong Yaoyue wears it outside, it gives people a lively and sunny feeling, which is not easy to associate with To the erotic aspect.
Maybe it's because of her healthy, wheat-colored complexion.
But if you look closely, you will still be surprised by the incredible fullness in the shorts, especially when carrying a person on your back up the mountain. You must lean forward with your upper body, and your buttocks will naturally stick out backwards.
It seems that it is not difficult to see the part of the skin that can be classified as "butt meat". When the two round pieces are swaying left and right, the denim sandwiched between the buttocks and the surrounding folds make people see the blood. Zhang, after all, I still think of pornographic aspects.
Speaking of which, I, Xiaoqin, and Xiong Yaoyue all wore jeans today. Only Gong Caicai wore pink and white cropped pants with hollow lace on the legs, and she became a minority again.
However, being carried on someone's back, she had no choice but to spread her legs. Xiong Yaoyue was holding the knees of both legs. In terms of posture, Gong Caicai, who was straddling Xiong Yaoyue's waist, showed her buttocks to her without warning. I looked at the back.
Although the shape of the butt outlined by the cropped pants is not as plump as Xiong Yaoyue's, the shape is quite cute.
As if she realized that she was being stared at from behind, Gong Caicai blushed hotly, but Xiong Yaoyue, who was used to being stared at in her shorts, didn't care at all.
"Classmate Ye Lin's nostrils have become enlarged again..." Xiaoqin pouted and said dissatisfiedly.
"I, I am doing my duty faithfully." I said quibly.
During this period, Xiong Yaoyue slowed down slightly for some reason, causing the four of us to fall slightly behind again.
"Pooh, if you are tired, let me memorize it for a while." I suggested, "Anyway, Teacher Yu is far away and can't be seen."
"No." Xiaoqin objected, "Even if I ask you to carry it, you can't let Ye Lin carry it, otherwise Ye Lin's nostrils will become so big that moles can get in and out at will."
How big must it be? If a mole can make a home in its nostrils, it already belongs to the category of non-human beings. It can be captured and brought into the Abnormal Human Research Center to contribute to the scientific research of the motherland.
"I won't carry it for you." Xiong Yaoyue said proudly, "When it comes to the feeling of carrying Cai Cai, there is one word, 'praise,' and I... ouch."
Chapter completed!