【576】H-man protagonist
When Amy and I were struggling in the bedroom, we heard the sound of the door opening and closing in the living room.
Hey, is Pentheus coming in? Where did he get the key? Since I changed the one-word lock on the security door to a cross lock, shouldn't the thieves' trick of tinfoil unlocking become ineffective?
Could it be that Pentheus has kept pace with the times and mastered the method of opening B-level locks through self-taught training? Does he have to force me to change the lock to super B-level or even C-level?
No, Pentheus is still talking to me on the mobile phone. If he enters my house, according to the principle of sound propagation, I should be able to hear his voice coming from both directions.
Before I had time to think carefully, the man stumbled towards the study. When he passed by my bedroom door, I suddenly realized: This is my dad coming back.
His glasses were crooked and his face was red. He must have been drunk again.
If it weren't for his irregular steps when he was drunk, I would have known it was him just from the sound of his footsteps.
Didn't you go downstairs to avoid being a light bulb for me and Xiaoqin? Why did you turn back?
Oh, I understand, I must be drinking in the tavern downstairs, but halfway through my drinking, I saw Xiaoqin leaving the unit door and getting into Pentheus' car, so I thought I was the only one at home now, Just come back and sleep.
What a big mistake. I'm not the only one at home. Your ex-wife's daughter is unbuttoning my belt.
"Eh." When he saw a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes trying to pull my pants, my father was so frightened that he woke up half drunk.
He took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and put them on again.
The little girl with blond hair and blue eyes still didn't disappear, and her hand was still in a very embarrassing position for me.
"Who are you? Who let you in?"
Instead, Amy asked my father rude questions and continued to molest his son while asking questions.
Realizing that the obvious foreigner opposite him could speak Chinese so fluently, my father massaged his temples, wondering if all this was an hallucination caused by alcoholism.
The scene was so chaotic that even I felt a headache, so I said to Pentheus, "We'll go down to find you right away" and then hung up the phone.
"Dad, don't think nonsense, listen to me first."
At the same time, I was pondering the words in my mind.
Amy is the daughter of her father's ex-wife who eloped with a foreigner. Even if his father has forgotten his old love for such a ruthless ex-wife, it is unlikely that he will take his anger out on his daughter, but it will still feel a little weird.
At this time, Amy was shocked when she heard me call her "Dad". The only time I got angry and said I didn't recognize her as my sister was because she accidentally said bad things about my dad. This incident didn't happen long ago. She must have lingering fears.
"Yes, I'm sorry..." Amy used an almost inaudible voice to apologize to my dad for being rude just now.
Although it is not polite to not look at the other person when apologizing, but to turn his face in the opposite direction, but this is probably the maximum that Amy can do.
I'm sorry, but I haven't taken my hands off my belt buckle yet.
Why, you still want to continue under such circumstances? It’s not just brother and sister’s incest, but you still want to show it to my dad.
Dad gasped, suddenly put his hands on my shoulders, and said with great seriousness:
"Xiaolin, you can't traffic in humans."
Who is trafficking in people? With Amy’s lavish spending habits, even if someone can afford it, no one can afford it.
Although it’s not ruled out that lolicon fans are planning to raise funds to purchase it...but I won’t let that happen.
"Well, I haven't paid enough attention to you recently. Your class monitor called me once and said that there were bad guys from the underworld around you and asked me to watch you more strictly. I thought it was just a misunderstanding, but I didn't expect... I didn't expect it to be true. Under their instigation, it is human trafficking, no, it is kidnapping and extortion."
Monitor, you are so nosy. You actually reported it to my dad. You really think you are the monitor.
However, what the squad leader saw was probably the Dragon, Tiger and Leopard trio of the Hong Kong Triads. It is not unfair to say that they are gangsters, but they have recently moved to Shanghai with Huo Zhenbang.
"That's nonsense." I waved my hand, "Dad, why are you doubting me? Didn't you trust me the most before? Are there not many people who say bad things about me? Why are you so soft-spoken this time?"
"Well..." The alcoholic father looked up at the ceiling and recalled, "I saw your class monitor once when he came to visit your home last time, and I thought he was someone who can't tell lies..."
So he is more trustworthy than his son? I can’t stand you.
"Uncle, could you please close the door? Ye Lin and I have something to do."
Amy asked without being humble or arrogant. For her, it was rare for her to have such a tone that was close to a request.
Because you are afraid that I will be angry, you don’t dare to say bad words to my father. I am happy that you can do this, but you still don’t want to give up. What are you doing after closing the door? After closing the door, will the brother and sister commit adultery? Let the old man Dad, a senior member of the HHH fan club, has seen that art is based on life, and will H-comic plots also appear in the real world?
If it were me in Xiaoqin's bedroom, and I politely and humbly asked Aunt Ren to close the door and said, "Xiaoqin and I still have things to do," Aunt Ren would have kicked me out of the window and fallen from the fourth floor to my death. Die.
Dad didn't kick anyone. He straightened the glasses on his nose and frowned:
"Xiaolin, where did this little girl come from? Why does she always say strange things? Is she lost? Call 110 and ask the police to send her back to her parents. What's the matter with you bringing her to our house? Could it be... …”
The drunken father, who was thinking a little confused, suddenly showed a horrified expression and asked urgently:
"Xiaolin, have you read too many H-comics? Plus Xiaoqin likes you, so you really think you are the male protagonist of H-comics and want to have a harem..."
Shut up, you have no right to say such things to me. The H-comics I watch are all purchased by you, and the two girls who came to my place today, their mothers were fucked by you... You are the one who He's the male protagonist of an H-comic, right?
"Such a low-grade belt is tied so tightly..." Amy continued to fumble around my belt, but to no avail, she suddenly changed direction and started to unzip my pants...
You gangster, don't molest me in front of my father. Although there are often some nasty plots in Japanese H-comics about "rape before the father", at least it's the woman's father, okay? I don't want to be the first one. A man who was pushed back in front of his father.
At this time, Dad finally figured out who was attacking and who was suffering between Amy and I (just based on the current situation). With rare decisiveness, he stood between the two of us, knocked Amy's hand away, and finally succeeded. Saved my pants zipper.
Then he grabbed me by the collar and pulled me out of the room. At the same time, he closed the bedroom door with his knees and locked Amy inside.
The whole set of movements was done in one go, even more neatly than when he was not drunk. I couldn't help but think that Wu Song might actually be able to kill a tiger while drunk.
Dad blocked the bedroom door with his back to prevent Amy from coming out, and looked at me with a strange look. Amy knocked on the door twice, but when she couldn't push it open, she seemed to start calling Pentheus on her cell phone.
Dad, who usually lacks exercise, did this series of actions after being drunk, which made him sweat on his forehead and wheeze. Judging from his red eyes, he was drunk again, and he even stuttered when he spoke.
"Xiaolin, you, what did you do? Are you secretly drinking our pheromone aphrodisiac perfume every day? Otherwise, how come two girls suddenly like you?"
Dad, you can get drunk. If pheromone perfume can really attract the opposite sex to embrace you, it won’t be priced at 28 yuan, and you can’t drink it at all. I drank the pheromones into my stomach. Do you plan to make my internal organs fatally attractive to the opposite sex?
What if I get disemboweled because of this.
I frowned, thinking about how to reveal Amy's identity so as to minimize the harm to my father.
Seeing my hesitation, my father swayed and blocked the bedroom door and persuaded me earnestly:
"Son, we usually talk about everything. Dad and you... hiccup... can be said to have the same affection as father and son..."
"Nonsense, we are father and son. How much wine did you drink today?"
"Ah... that's right..." After I reminded him, my father finally came to his senses, "I mean, we have a better relationship than an ordinary father and son... Why can't you just tell me what you have to say?" .”
In order to prevent Dad from continuing to guess, I had to point to the bedroom door that prevented Amy from coming out:
"The mixed-race kid inside is your ex-wife's child."
Dad stiffened and understood what I meant in an instant.
Even after he was drunk, the toxins Ai Shuqiao left in her father's body were still working.
"Ah..." Dad opened his mouth wide, as if he was a fish thrown to the shore, "No wonder it looks familiar. It turns out... this is the daughter Shu Qiao talked about on the phone..."
"People around her usually call her Amy." I introduced. Since my father knew her identity, there was no need to hide her name.
"Amy...Amy?" Dad smiled with relief for a moment, but there was still sadness in his eyes, "I knew her name last time. Didn't Shuqiao say that you two are very close? I hope she knows you are a brother and still threatens us to move."
"Amy now knows that I am her brother." I said.
"Ah, that's the best thing... we can't always hide it from others..." Dad thought hard and was suddenly shocked, "That's not right. Since she knows you are her brother, she shouldn't do that kind of thing with you. Already."
At this time, Amy took a rest and started kicking the door again, and a sharp sound came from the bedroom.
"Brother, you are a coward. You are afraid that your mother will retaliate against you, so you dare not do it with me."
There's no use in provoking generals, I won't be fooled.
"Uncle, uncle is also a coward. You don't have to worry about my brother and I. You were abandoned by your mother, right? This is a good opportunity for you to take revenge on your mother. Let your brother in."
After hearing Amy's shouts, my father was as dumbfounded as I was.
"You sister...what are you thinking about?"
Amy continued to kick the door and continued to use provocation:
"Open the door, why don't you listen to me? You and your son are actually scared to death of your mother."
Dad just smiled bitterly and shook his head.
Amy, please be satisfied. I have a brother who is not so naughty, and a father who has always taught me to be tolerant to others.
Chapter completed!