When organizing a field trip to Cuisong Mountain, we first needed to count the number of participants. After making a round of phone calls, the squad leader and I looked at each other, as if we were both waiting for the other to notify Xiaoqin.

The monitor's glare seemed to say: "Isn't it possible that Uncle Ye and Aunt Ren will remarry? In that case, you and Xiaoqin will be brothers and sisters, and it would be most appropriate for you to inform them."

My eyes said: "Since it is an event organized by you, monitor, it is only natural that you should inform it. The people I just informed you of were all boys."

As a result, the class monitor’s cell phone ran out of battery because he made many calls to contact his classmates.

"Would you like to use my mobile phone to charge you?"

I raised Huang Fengguai's mobile phone generously and planned to hand it over. This domestic knock-off phone has not yet been able to get my hands on the squad leader's favorite phone, so I looked eager to try it.

"No need." The monitor's white mobile phone looked like a pure lady, as if she was rejecting me thousands of miles away.

Why are you so arrogant? It's obviously an old mobile phone used by Shu Zhe. I'm giving you the precious power for free, so I'll just keep it for myself.

"Your mobile phone still has power, so you can call Xiaoqin and ask her if she wants to participate."

It's not that I don't want to call Xiaoqin, but the ringtone of Xiaoqin's mobile phone is "Marry the Big Big Wolf". I heard a French media report: Watching "Pleasant Goat" often lowers your IQ. I feel like I have listened to this song too many times. , it may also cause some damage to my IQ.

What's strange is that Xiaoqin's mobile phone, which usually gets through easily, now shows that no one is answering.

I repeated the call three times and it still looked like this. I couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"Sister Xiaoqin must have gone to take a shower." Shu Zhe next to him said very experiencedly. He is indeed someone who has had several girlfriends.

After getting off the Suburban No. 23 bus, I said goodbye to my squad leader, brother and sister, and walked home by myself.

I originally planned to call Xiaoqin after I got home, but I didn't expect that as soon as I walked to the door of my house, the door opened by itself.

And Xiaoqin, wearing an apron and smiling broadly, stood in the living room to greet me.

"Dang-dang-dang, thank you for your hard work, classmate Ye Lin. Welcome home."

What kind of situation did I have, how could I act like a newlywed wife greeting my husband after get off work, and how did you open the door and enter my house?

"Um...Classmate Ye Lin, I just learned a new recipe and couldn't wait to make it for you, so I came to your house...I didn't answer your call just now because I wanted to give you a surprise..."

I didn't ask why you came to my house. What I asked was how you came into my house. Was it through the window? Did the balcony window not be closed tightly?

Xiaoqin pinched the lower edge of her white apron and asked with half shyness and half excitement:

"Classmate Ye Lin, the glutinous rice and chicken rolls in the steamer are about to be cooked. Do you want to eat the chicken rolls first or... eat me first?"

The afternoon sunlight shines into the living room through the balcony. Against the background of the two jade bracelets, Xiaoqin's arms look particularly textured.

I don’t know if it’s due to the exposure to water vapor in the kitchen, but the crook of the elbow also shows a tender pink color, and it really feels like “it looks good and tastes good”.

I shook my head vigorously to drive away all the random thoughts in my mind.

"Who wants to eat you? It doesn't look delicious." I said duplicitously, "Did I warn you earlier that if you enter the house through the window in the future, you will be fired from your girlfriend's position?"

Xiaoqin twisted her face and said proudly:

"They didn't come in through the window, it was the kind-hearted Uncle Ye who opened the door for them."

Hey, was it my dad who let you in? What about the others?

"Uncle Ye, I heard that I was going to come in to cook dinner for classmate Ye Lin. He happily let me in and praised me for being more beautiful than when I was a child."

This unprincipled dad, you clearly said that it would be difficult for Xiaoqin, who used to be a tomboy, to get married when she grew up, but you just said nice things to her face when she came, or did you say that you fell in love with her mother? I feel ashamed, so I try my best to please Xiaoqin.

"Classmate Ye Lin, my mother is not home for dinner today. I originally planned to cook a lot of food to eat with classmate Ye Lin and Uncle Ye, but Uncle Ye suddenly said that he had to go out for something and asked me to look after the house for him. After dinner, Classmate Ye Lin and I can just eat together..."

Obviously you don’t want to be a lightbulb between me and Xiaoqin. Dad, you have been bribed by Xiaoqin. Are you my dad or her dad?

After a bumpy ride on Suburban Bus 23, I felt a little thirsty, so I opened the refrigerator door and planned to get a bottle of drink out, but unexpectedly I saw a very horrifying scene.

No, it's not the kind of horror that "dad was chopped into eighteen pieces and his body was hidden in the refrigerator". It disappointed everyone. I have no plans to transform into a horror movie actor.

What I saw after opening the fresh-keeping layer of the refrigerator was two rows of damaged eggs in the egg trough.

Xiaoqin used a red pen to draw grimaces on every egg. Some were crying, some were laughing, some were angry, some were in a daze, some were sleep deprived, and some were inexplicable. In short, these eggs that were supposed to be put into the pot were all covered with grimaces. "Teacher Cress" is personified.

"Classmate Ye Lin, am I very good?" Xiao Qin was not ashamed, but asked proudly, "After I opened the refrigerator, I found so many blank 'canvases' here, so I couldn't hold back and acted as I pleased. After a while..."

"In this way, when classmate Ye Lin wants to eat eggs, he can choose eggs with corresponding expressions based on his mood at that time."

"I'm really a genius."

You are a genius. Not to mention that your painting skills are not up to par. You used water-based pens to draw these expressions. In addition, my refrigerator is a little frosty. The result is, all the anthropomorphic eggs. Regardless of whether he was crying or laughing, now blood and tears are oozing from his eyes. It's even scarier than filming a fairy tale.

They also asked me to choose eggs with similar expressions based on my mood at the time... What would happen to me that would make me laugh miserably and burst into tears from my eyes?

And are these eggs still edible? Why is there such a thing as to turn into a zombie immediately after eating them?

"Ah, the pot is boiling. I have to go to the kitchen."

Xiao Qin quickly turned around and ran towards the kitchen, causing the apron tie to sway around her waist, like a white butterfly.

Watching Xiaoqin busy in my kitchen with a hint of clumsiness, I suddenly remembered that I should tell Xiaoqin that the class was going to organize a field trip.

"Xiao Qin, do you like climbing mountains?"

"I like it." Xiaoqin replied without hesitation, "Ye Lin, have you forgotten? When we were young, the two of us often went hiking together behind the shipyard. What a nostalgic day..."

It's so nostalgic. You forced me to climb that hillside with a sharp branch. And after I climbed to the top, nine times out of ten, you would kick me down. Enjoy. What a miserable sight as I rolled down the hillside.

Note: The one exception among the ten times was when I planned to strike first and kicked Xiaoqin in the butt from behind while she was distracted. However, she dodged it. I didn’t have good balance and fell down. , and the fall was even worse than usual.

Xiaoqin obviously noticed the subtle change in my expression (to some extent, it was close to the anthropomorphic egg in the refrigerator), so she quickly stopped talking and stopped mentioning the mountain climbing together when we were children.

"Hmm, the squad leader is going to organize a field trip to Cuisong Mountain for everyone. We will probably stay for one night and come back the next day. Do you plan to participate?"

Xiaoqin's eyes suddenly lit up. She held a colander in one hand and a pot lid in the other. She just wished she couldn't wave her hands widely to express her inner excitement.

"How could I miss the opportunity to play in the wild with classmate Ye Lin?"

"You're not playing with me, you're playing with everyone else." I corrected her.

"Moreover, I have classmate Ye Lin hugging me to sleep with me at night. I have no other regrets this summer."

"Who will hold you to sleep? We are staying in a hotel converted from a dormitory. There is probably no double bed at all, and there must be a room for boys and a room for girls."

"Is that so?" Xiao Qin's expression was a little disappointed, but in an instant she started to have stars twinkling in her eyes again, "However, since we have to stay in the scenic spot for a day and a night, the two of us will definitely find a chance to be alone together. "

I muttered "Hmm," and went to check my bedroom to see if Xiaoqin had discovered the H-comics I had hidden under the bed.

The cardboard box under the bed showed no signs of being moved, but my sweat-smelling tight vest was placed on a hanger, and the placement was a little subtle.

In addition, my bed sheets are much smoother than before, as if someone had specially arranged them for me.

Why didn't you clean up other places, only the sheets?

I couldn't help but picture Xiaoqin lying on my bed after her father went out, putting my vest under her nose and sniffing desperately, twisting her body and murmuring excitedly:

"The smell of classmate Ye Lin..."

Damn, what a terrible scene. I hope it’s just my speculation and it hasn’t happened in the real world.

"Classmate Ye Lin, the meal is ready. Let's start dinner." Xiaoqin called me in the living room, and the sound of placing dishes and chopsticks on the dining table was heard at the same time.

Although I was skeptical about Xiao Qin's new recipe, I was attracted by the aroma in the air and sat behind the dining table.

Xiaoqin waited until I sat down behind the dining table, then quickly sat down opposite me.

Then he looked at me eagerly, with an indescribable smile of satisfaction, and gave me a piece of glutinous rice chicken roll.

"Hey, hey, don't stare at me like that. It makes me feel bad. And why don't you try the food you cooked first? Do you want to test the poison on me?"

"Classmate Ye Lin misunderstood~~~~" Xiaoqin said in a long voice, "I just think it's hard for classmate Ye Lin to work outside, so I just want to serve classmate Ye Lin and take the first bite..."

When did I go back to the mode of a young woman waiting for her husband to come home? And I didn’t go to work today. I went to a scientific happiness seminar with Gong Caicai in the morning, and went to a special education school with the monitor in the afternoon...

Ah, why do I have the illusion that my philandering husband is having an affair outside, when I obviously haven't done anything.

The cell phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang.

When I saw the caller ID was Amy, I immediately picked up the call at the dinner table.

"Hey, you have something to do with me."
Chapter completed!