In order to convince the members, the professors of the Scientific Happiness Church have been telling examples of various celebrities on the stage. For example, Newton spent all his time thinking about scientific theories and became a great physicist. He also said that Napoleon started out as an artilleryman and always had great ambitions. Finally became a generation of war god, Balabala's.

Inspirational is inspirational, but it seems to be too far-fetched. Newton didn't think of himself as a physicist just by thinking every day. He had at least done physical experiments. The dispersion experiment using a prism was crying. Using grinding The first reflecting telescope made by the polishing machine is crying.

And Napoleon, Napoleon fought desperately to gain the title of God of War. If he could conquer the world by just lying in bed and thinking about it, then Napoleon wouldn't have gotten hemorrhoids from riding too many horses. If he had hemorrhoids, Napoleon would not have been unable to go to the battlefield to command the Battle of Waterloo because of hemorrhoid attacks, and Europe would have been unified in advance. Where did today's European Union come from?

What's annoying is that Gong Caicai next to him listens with great interest. Whenever the professor on the podium finishes a sentence, Gong Caicai always blinks, as if this action can enhance his memory and comprehension. .

In fact, I have a relatively open attitude towards religion. As long as it doesn't harm others, it doesn't matter what religion I believe in.

It’s just that I received a red education from proletarian successors since I was a child, which led to my preconceptions of atheism. Now it’s impossible for me to prostrate myself at the feet of a certain god.

But I heard from my dad that there is a "Flying Spaghetti Cult" in foreign countries that is purely a spoof. It believes that the world was created by a lump of spaghetti when it was drunk. Both the doctrine and the canon are super funny and full of entertainment spirit.

In addition, I remember Eunuch Cao said that he plans to create a miniskirt cult in the future. The ultimate goal of this cult is to launch an armed coup and make all women of the right age wear miniskirts after taking power.

Of course, it is limited to beautiful women. In Eunuch Cao’s plan, ugly women must be covered with Middle Eastern black robes around the clock and are not allowed to show their true colors.

When I had nothing to do, I once thought that if Eunuch Cao's coup was successful and the squad leader was forced to wear miniskirts all day long, I would not be particularly opposed to his sect.

But cults are different. Cults that brainwash and control members must be stayed away from. Gong Caicai, you are too easily influenced by others. Fortunately, you were still in the anti-cult propaganda of No. 28 Middle School. I have signed the banner "Advocate Science, Oppose Cult".

"The law of attraction is not a secret. Foreign friends have also made videos to promote it, but to truly understand it, we need to rely on the help of modern science from a scientific perspective..."

The professor on the podium was still mumbling something.

I wanted to raise my hand and ask a few tricky questions to embarrass him, but unexpectedly there was a high school student in the front row who took the lead.

"Professor, I read a book on the law of attraction a few years ago, but when I applied it to myself, it had no effect at all."

"Oh." The professor pushed up his round glasses, "You have used the law of attraction. What was your wish back then."

The high school student said a little embarrassedly: "I wanted to pursue my senior sister, so I kept following the instructions in the book and imagining the scene of me and my senior sister becoming a couple, but it didn't work at all. In the end, my senior sister was still Senior brother has left."

"Well, you are a sister-controller who deserves sympathy." The professor, who was obviously very old, said the popular two-dimensional phrases calmly and calmly, "Then, besides YY yourself hooking up with the senior sister, have you taken any initiative? Activities, such as making an appointment and sending flowers."

The high school student felt even more ashamed, lowered his head and said: "No, I have always had a crush."

"That's useless." The professor said angrily, "The core of the law of attraction is that thinking can affect matter. Although you have sex every day, you don't really believe that you can catch up with your senior sister, because you are not even the closest People, you yourself have not been able to influence. If you truly implement the law of attraction, you will overcome your shyness and increase your charm. Originally, you and your senior sister would have a touching love story."

"Why, do you have to work hard on your own in the end?" The high school student looked a little disappointed.

The professor sighed, raised his voice and said: "Don't misunderstand us, our scientific happiness seminar is not to teach people to be lazy, but to teach people to manage themselves scientifically and try to provide help, no matter where in the world In this place, lazy people are hopeless."

"If you want to be successful and happy, you must work non-stop in the right direction. The Scientific Happiness Seminar is only responsible for providing you with the right direction, but it cannot help you realize your dreams."

Hey, what the professor said is quite reasonable. It instantly became like a simple motivational speech without much religious elements. Could it be that I misunderstood? This seminar is really just a public welfare organization dedicated to psychological construction.

Suddenly, I felt something next to my feet, using its hard shell to hit my sneakers again and again.

I looked down and saw that it was a palm-sized turtle. Wild turtles are extremely rare in cities. Who keeps this as a pet?

Looking closely, there are words on the back of the turtle. It seems to be "Everyone who does not believe in Scientology is my son..." written crookedly.

Damn, you're actually swearing. What kind of kindergarten-level preaching technique is this? It's even less reliable than Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's hidden characters in the belly of a fish. This was more than 2,000 years ago, when Beidou Shenquan had not yet been created.

This inscription on the back of the turtle immediately brought down my newly improved favorability. I grabbed the lid of the turtle and lifted it up with one hand, wanting to show it to Gong Caicai and let her see through the true face of the Scientific Happiness Sect. .

Gong Caicai, who was paying attention to the lecture, was poked by me with my finger and trembled with fright. She turned her head and found that I was holding a turtle in my left hand, and the turtle's head was still shaking around restlessly.

Gong Caicai's face turned pale instantly. She probably didn't like reptiles, and since she liked rabbits, it was normal for her not to have a good impression of the tortoise that beat the rabbit in the race.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin actually likes to keep turtles as pets. This...isn't this a snapping turtle? My relative's child was bitten by a snapping turtle..."

"Don't be afraid~~~" I pressed the turtle on the table and asked her to read the words on the turtle's back.

Gong Caicai read carefully: "The Scientologists are all my sons..."

Because I had to hold the turtle down with my hands to prevent it from crawling around, the three words "Everyone does not believe" at the top were blocked by my hands.

"Why is classmate Ye Lin scolding people..." Gong Caicai lowered her head slightly in confusion, her cheeks burning, "I believe in the seminar for the time being, classmate Ye Lin said that the Scientology Church is your son... isn't it even true? I also……"

"No, I didn't mean you." I was so angry that I threw the turtle on the table, like using a gavel in a storytelling book.

Gong Caicai continued to lower her head, "Besides, classmate Ye Lin's pranks like this are not very scientific. Take me as an example, I can't be 'your son', at most I am 'your daughter'..."

That's not the point. After two days of classes, did you just learn how to get into trouble in strange places? And if my daughter is so easily deceived, I will never let her go out casually. I will keep her at home tightly, and everyone will come to my door. All my friends have to leave their oral DNA and fingerprints.

At this time, Teacher Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, saw the turtle in my hand. He let out a "shush" and whispered to me:

"This student Ye Lin, what are you doing with the professor's pet?"

The professor's pet, as expected, the upper beam is crooked and the lower beam is crooked. It is not an ordinary seminar, but is spread as a religion. I was almost confused by their words. It is indeed a cult. Gong Caicai must be pulled out. This fire kang will do.

"Hmph, look what's written on the turtle's back." I changed my position and held down the turtle, only to find that the inscription on the turtle's back was written with a water-based pen. I had erased it just now, and now it was officially changed. Became "Scientology is my son."

Teacher Hu said slightly angrily: "I thought you were Caicai's classmate. Although you look fierce, you should be a polite person. I didn't expect you to write such a sentence. And I said it a long time ago. I don't think the seminar is a religion……"

"Hey, Da Vinci came to you."

At some point, the professor came up behind me and looked at me holding his pet turtle.

I glared at the professor and asked: "The words on the turtle's back..."

The professor suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't it just 'Anyone who doesn't believe in Scientology is my son?' It was written by my teaching assistant. Because he had been the backbone of a cult before, he foolishly thought that this method He has been criticized many times for being able to show 'miracles'."

There is no intention to cover up the complete sentence on the back of the turtle, and there is no avoidance of the word "cult" at all. Instead, it actually recruits the backbones of other cults. This is really a cult among cults.

"This young man, and these two friends who came with you." The classroom took the tortoise from my hand and said kindly, "My Da Vinci crawled to you, which means he is destined to you, so why not take advantage of it? This opportunity, after the lecture is over, will give you an in-depth understanding of how the law of attraction works."

"What a way to go deep." I was still very vigilant and subconsciously made a gesture to protect Gong Caicai.

The professor smiled mysteriously, "The greatest achievement of the Scientific Happiness Seminar is not the discovery of the law of attraction, but the development of a series of advanced computer programs that can calculate and simulate the law of attraction, and then use my Such interpretation by professionals can predict your future to a certain extent."

Predicting the future, a decent cult behavior has finally appeared. What advanced computer programs are on the same level as "computer fortune telling"? Let's see how I, an atheist, can expose your shenanigans.

"The professor actually wants to demonstrate 'causal calculation' to them." A familiar member exclaimed, "I heard that the program rents the country's supercomputer, and the calculation amount and power consumption are huge. Most people can't afford to use it. fee."

"I'm really lucky, I actually got the opportunity to try it for free." Another person complained, "I come to every class, so active, but they just made a shallow prediction for me."

"Shallow prediction is not easy. Are the results accurate?"
Chapter completed!