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[055] The Septuagint(1/2)

"No, I still have to get the box..."

Halfway through my words, my body was involuntarily pulled out of the bedroom door by Xiaoqin.

What kind of magic is this? Why does it feel like Xiaoqin is not using her strength to lead me away, but is subtly making me lose my balance, forcing me to take steps on my own?

And every time I took a step, the changes in my posture were immediately used by Xiaoqin to guide me like running water, making me walk into the hall step by step like a dream.

Fortunately, I was only wearing socks, and the bathroom was filled with the sound of running water, so Aunt Ren didn't hear what was going on outside.

But even if I was wearing thick-soled leather boots, I still think Xiaoqin was able to remove the force of my step on the floor, and finally made no sound at all.

Is this also martial arts? It’s so weird! It makes my skin crawl all over!

I heard that Aunt Ren comes from a martial arts family. When she came out to engage in Sanda, she was criticized by some seniors in the martial arts world. They said that she neglected to learn the exquisite martial arts inherited from her family and insisted on practicing Sanda that she had patched together. It was really embarrassing.

The face of the ancestor.

Later, Aunt Ren won the Sanda World Championship. Those seniors were still dissatisfied, saying that Aunt Ren's victory must be because she had learned some basic martial arts passed down from her family, and the Sanda champion was still far from the best in the world.

I don’t know which of the seniors who say this is the best in the world.

Having said that, what Xiaoqin used just now was definitely not a Sanda technique. Is this the martial arts passed down by their family? Is it so scary just on the surface? Why haven't I seen her use it on me during the Little Overlord era?

It’s not difficult to understand after thinking about it for a moment. At that time, I was lower than her in both height and physical strength, so there was no need for her to use such advanced skills to deal with me.

I immediately fell into a deep sense of inferiority.

I don’t know if I can beat the current Xiaoqin using the Berserker mode.

Although there is no reason to fight her... and even if I want to fight, Xiaoqin will not use all her strength with me.

I haven't fallen that far yet to bully a girl who knows how to let loose.

Xiaoqin pulled me away and whispered to me in my ear:

"You go to the door to put on your shoes first, and I will take out the carton for you."

I was worried and said I had to go in and get it myself.

"Don't be willful, classmate Ye Lin, time is very tight!"

You knew you were short of time and you still asked me for tolls? Didn't you feel good after I stuffed it into your tongue? You deserve it!

Untimely, I recalled the taste of Xiaoqin's lips.

Sure enough, I found my sneakers on the carpet in the foyer. I don’t know when Xiaoqin found them and put them here.

I was still a little hesitant, wondering whether I should go back to the bedroom and get the box myself.

Seeing the expression on my face, Xiaoqin said to me in a half-swearing, half-threatening tone:

"I will really be responsible for taking out the box! Let me tell you, my mother thought that she and I were the only ones at home, so she would not put on clothes immediately after the shower! Ye Lin, you are so lazy, do you actually want to see my mother's naked body?

`Body?”

Who wants to see Aunt Ren naked! Your imagination of me is too perverted! Just listening to the sound of Aunt Ren taking a bath makes me very embarrassed!

I had no choice but to squat down and tie my shoelaces with a red face.

Xiaoqin went back to the bedroom to get the box as promised. Maybe because I was anxious and nervous, I thought it took her a little long.

Finally, Xiaoqin came out holding the box.

He walked very slowly with a square step, and made a sound of "Hey, hey, hey" to dub himself, as if the box was heavy.

Stop acting! Bring it to me quickly!

"oops!"

Xiaoqin seemed to have been blocked by the box, causing her to trip over the legs of the sofa. She fell onto the sofa and the box fell away.

My heart almost jumped out of my throat.

It's a flop! It's a real flop! It's more fake than Rooney and Ronaldo's dive! Where is the referee? Come over quickly and blow the whistle and give a red card!

"Xiaoqin, what's wrong with you?"

Aunt Ren's voice came from the bathroom.

"Oh~~It's okay, I tripped..."

Xiaoqin raised her face from the sofa, and while answering her mother's questions, she stuck out her little tongue at me in a cute way.

I wanted to strangle her to death right away.

I will pinch your neck fiercely and let you stick out your tongue as long as you want!

Fortunately, the seal was relatively tight and the toys in the carton did not spill out.

Xiaoqin got up from the sofa, picked up the box, and walked towards me still swaying.

"Hey, hey, hey~"

Can you please stop dubbing! This box is not heavy at all! Don’t pretend to be a dock porter! Even if you are a porter, you are still the same type as Popeye!

Xiaoqin finally walked up to me and reluctantly handed the box to me.

"Classmate Ye Lin, can I visit them in the future?"

It was as if the box contained my and her child.

"No! A bad person like you doesn't have visitation rights! Stop dreaming!"

Xiaoqin whimpered in her throat, like a kitten or puppy being bullied.

Since I was carrying a shoulder bag and holding a box with both hands, it was inconvenient to open the door, and I was afraid that I was not familiar with the door lock of Aunt Ren's house and would make too much noise.

So I ordered Xiaoqin to open the door for me.

Although she was very reluctant, she gently opened the security door and allowed me to leave safely.

After I closed the door, Aunt Ren seemed to say something to Xiaoqin, but I didn't hear it clearly.

There is no need to listen clearly.

I came out of the dragon's den and rescued a hostage who had been kidnapped for many years. I felt relaxed.

While I was walking among the lilac trees, I thought that Xiaoqin's performance today was pretty good. At least I got Optimus Prime back.

But then her use value will be completely gone, and I will never be blackmailed by her again.

I couldn't help but hum the exciting opening theme song from Jet Li's version of "Fist of Heroes".

Guan Yunchang warms wine and kills Hua Xiong when he comes back. Is this probably the same mood I feel now?

The light outside was already a little dark, and I really wasted a lot of time at Xiaoqin's house.

Suddenly I thought, will Xiaoqin do anything when helping me pick up the box? For example, take Brother Optimus Prime out alone?

She shook her head again. Although it took a little long for Xiaoqin to get the box, it was not long enough to unpack and seal it again.

And if you tear off the tape on the box, it will make a loud sound, and I can't help but hear it.

Besides, I still remember that the weight of the box has not become lighter. When it shakes, the friction sound made by the robot and the foam is exactly the same.

Let’s take the subway!

I tried my best to suppress the joy in my heart. I am already 14 years old and I have long disliked robot toys.

When I entered the subway and went through the security check, the security inspector made a strange expression at me while scanning my suitcase.

What’s weird! Is it weird for a person of this age to have a box of robot toys? I’m going to give this to my brother or nephew!

People on the platform kept looking at my box very rudely.

I hugged the box tightly to prevent my big brother Optimus Prime from being snatched away.

Come to think of it, the seven-part "Reconquest of Septon" that I directed on the chessboard at home when I was a child has only been staged in the third part.

Should we let Brother Optimus Prime and the others come back to play and complete these seven parts?

But it’s a bit childish, right? Although I still remember the plot behind it...

After I got on the subway, many people looked at my suitcase, and a man and a woman pointed at me from a distance and snickered.

What's so ridiculous! When your children watch "September" directed by me and see how much they imitate the plot every day, you will regret laughing at me today!

I returned home in confusion all the way.

Dad was eating noodles. Looking at him, he thought I wouldn't come back for dinner today.

To be honest, with this box of robots, I really don't want to eat, and all I can think about is how to finish "September" in my bedroom.

The expression on my face must have caught my dad's eye.

Dad put down his chopsticks, rolled his eyes and swallowed the noodles in his mouth, frowning and asked me:

"Xiao Lin? What are you doing holding a box of sanitary napkins so happily?"

Damn, sanitary napkin!?

I turned the box over and took a look. It said "Extra large, leak-proof, scientifically protected wings, safe to sleep" on the front of the box. There was also a diagram of a huge sanitary napkin, for fear that others would not know what was inside.

No wonder people on the street are looking at me!
To be continued...
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