"Tie me up," I protested. "You don't respect human rights too much. You're kidnapping people before you become a police officer. You'll have to wait until you become a police officer."

"This has nothing to do with human rights, it's just to protect myself."

The squad leader looked helplessly at the air conditioner on the wall. Although the temperature was set at 26°C, the window glass was damaged, so hot air from outside was always coming in, making the room very stuffy.

In a room like this, wanting to take a shower before going to bed is a very normal need, but because of my presence, this has become a difficult technical task.

"You put on...put on your vest first."

After I took a shower, I hung my chest to dry. Apparently the squad leader didn't appreciate this strong beauty.

I scratched my head in annoyance, "As I said before, it was just because the vest and top were soaked that I had to take them off to dry them. Beings like men, just wear pants indoors."

Unable to refute me for a moment, the monitor bit his lower lip.

"If you want to be shirtless, go ahead, but I want to take a bath, and you have to cooperate with me in tying you up."

Due to the temperature in the room, the squad leader has changed from "I kind of want to take a bath" to "I have to take a bath", and he uses a full commanding tone.

In fact, if I ask myself, if the squad leader goes into the bathroom to take a shower without taking any safety measures, I won't be able to do things like sneak attack on the squad leader, but I may not be able to control things like peeking in.

Even Odysseus, the famous hero in Greek mythology, resorted to tying himself to the mast of the ship when faced with the song of the sirens (even then, he could not resist the temptation of the sirens and went crazy) want to break free).

The squad leader who advocates saving water probably won't sing like a siren when taking a bath, but unlike the half-human, half-fish siren, the squad leader has legs, streamlined, long legs that exude youthful charm. I might not be able to hold myself back when I saw the squad leader’s naked body through the frosted glass.

After thinking about it, tying me up in advance was really a rational choice. Moreover, this scene coincided with the adventure of the hero Odysseus, so I was quite proud of myself.

"Okay, okay, okay, if I can move freely anyway, you don't dare to take a shower, right?" I glanced at the monitor with a sense of superiority, "If it makes you feel at ease, just tie me up. "

"But..." I added with a bad smile, "If you are not tied firmly, I will break free after a while, but no one else will be blamed."

"I won't be tied weakly." The squad leader replied confidently, then picked up the pillow towel on the bed and began to think about the relative positions of me, the TV, and the legs of the bed.

"You... face the TV, sit on the carpet, with your back against the foot of the bed." The monitor directed me step by step, "put your hands behind your back, just like you are listening in class."

I complied slowly and eagerly, watching with interest what the squad leader would do next.

The squad leader was very skillful. He wrapped a long pillow towel around my wrist and tied it to the wooden foot of the bed.

Hey, this doesn't seem to be an ordinary binding method. Could it be the legendary turtle shell binding... No, no, no, the legendary sailor's knot, also called the fisherman's knot. In short, it gets tighter and tighter the more you struggle, and will never let the prey escape. kind……

Monitor, you are so professional. Did your uncle, the ranger, teach you how to set traps, or did you learn it from TV to prepare for trapping prisoners in the future?

Maybe he even used Shu Zhe as a training partner on weekdays, trying to tie up his younger brother.

I never expected that Shu Zhe, as the "rope model" of my family's adult products store, rarely took a few photos related to ropes. Instead, he was tied up by his sister. The monitor must have used the increase in pocket money as bait. Persuade Shu Zhe to be his training target. Although those who don't know about it may accidentally see his sister tying up his brother and have strange associations in their minds, the squad leader is actually doing it for justice. Everything is for the purpose of bringing the criminal to justice in the future. , we won’t let them escape easily.

I really underestimated the monitor. He tied my hands to the foot of the bed with a sailor's knot. I tried, but I couldn't break free. If I tried harder, the bed would shake.

The monitor saw that I was trying to break free, and she seemed very satisfied with my repeated failures.

"Wait a minute." I shouted, "How can I use the remote control with my hands tied? You can't stop letting me watch TV even if you take a shower."

The monitor snorted and used the remote control to turn to the channel of Animal World.

"Don't you like watching programs about the African savannah? Just keep watching this."

I don't hate the animal world, but being tightly tied up by the squad leader still made me feel an unexpected sense of humiliation.

"Um... monitor, you are tied up too tightly. Please relax a little, in case your arm is amputated due to lack of blood..."

"Impossible, I have a sense of propriety." The squad leader said very confidently, "For a dangerous person like you, how can it be done if you don't tie it up tighter?"

Is it like what others said to Lu Bu when he was tied into a rice dumpling in Baimenlou, "You have to be anxious to tie a tiger"? In fact, I personally like Lu Bu quite a lot. Since in your eyes, squad leader, Lu Bu and I Pretty much, so let me tie you up a little tighter and give you a false sense of security.

"Pah, pah"

The squad leader suddenly clapped his hands behind me, and I looked back inexplicably, my brows furrowed.

Next it was the monitor's turn to frown, "Although I have tied you up, I still can't stop you from looking back at the bathroom. I have to find a way..."

Bastard, I should have known that I just pretended to have a stiff neck and didn't look back. Odysseus tied himself to the mast and enjoyed the siren's song after all. When I turned around, I couldn't even see the coded squad leader's shower show. .

Facts have proved that in private situations, when there is no need to show off the majesty of the squad leader, Shusha's ability to come up with bad ideas is not inferior to Xiong Yaoyue or Xiaoqin. She actually took the large feather pillow on the bed and tried to tie the pillow to my waist. The back of the neck.

What kind of image is this? There are halos behind the heads of Buddha and Jesus. They belong to saints. What kind of class do I have to put a pillow behind my head? The special effects are too rough, you bastard.

The most annoying thing is that the squad leader tested it and found that a pillow tied behind her head could indeed block my view. She couldn't find a suitable fixture for a while, so she thought about it again and again, so she had to take off the belt of her jeans and pull them on. around my neck, and then tied the pillow up.

Shame, my image at this moment is like the giant spirit god in a super inferior mythological drama, and the belt is tied around the neck, which is very non-mainstream. I can only persuade myself that Yagami-an in The King of Fighters is also there Wear a belt around your neck so you won't be humiliated to death.

However, being tied up by the belt that the squad leader had tied around his waist just now made me feel a little inexplicable excitement.

After everything was ready, the squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, walked to the bathroom, lightly untied his shirt, and cleaned his body with warm water from the shower head.

The sound of rushing water mixed with the roar of the lion on TV to form a strange concerto.

There was a knock on the door not far away, and I was startled. I was afraid that the anti-pornography team that had inspected my father would launch a new wave of operations. If they broke into the door and found the squad leader taking a shower, I was naked and was Tied to the foot of the bed, I must have thought that we were going to play SM games, and then we wouldn't be able to explain clearly.

Fortunately, it was just a false alarm, and the owner of the door quickly let him in.

I felt relieved, and then I tried several times to throw off the pillow behind my head and at least catch a glimpse of the squad leader taking a bath, but I failed, so I had to look at the animal world in frustration.

I saw a male lion on the African grassland confronting a hyena. The lion opened its huge mouth and shouted:

"Meow~"

Meowing, the TV station is too irresponsible, your lion meows like this, the Pleasant Goat family has goat's horns, just sheep's hair, after all, it is the second dimension, don't mess with me in the third dimension What a nonsense, it’s because of extreme irresponsibility in the knowledge of wild animals (for example, the "Encyclopedia of Gentle Animals" I saw in a bookstore actually used a hippopotamus as a cover), which is why Chinese tourists take photos of lactating female hippos. As a result, he was bitten to death by a hippopotamus.

Hippopotamus is your sister's docile animal. It is the second most deadly animal in the world, second only to mosquitoes that spread diseases. The combat power of an adult male hippopotamus is greater than that of a group of female lions, which is about the same as that of two male lions. It can fight Crocodiles are creatures that live with each other day and night. They are not docile animals by any stretch of the imagination.

"Meow~" the lion on the TV roared again.

Is it over yet? If I make a mistake, I can forgive it. If I spread wrong knowledge over and over again, I will write a letter to the TV station to protest.

When I looked carefully, I saw that the shadow of the male lion no longer appeared on the TV, but the meowing creature was slowly walking towards me from under the window.

I was shocked. It turned out to be a black cat. It crawled in through the window with a missing piece of glass. It crawled in along the thick branches of the locust tree. Did it come in looking for food? Or did it feel like there was something in the house? It's cooler with air conditioning.

You are very courageous. You don’t have the blood of a cat bully, but you dare to ignore the squad leader’s hunter aura. An ordinary cat should flee immediately from a distance of 10 meters.

Wait, the situation is different today. Although the squad leader has a hunter's aura that cats hate and dogs hate, I am still quite popular with animals. I once had an impressive record of neutralizing the hunter's aura. This black cat should be... I was attracted to it.

Now that you've come, make peace with it. There's still a lot of meatloaf left for dinner. When the squad leader comes out of the shower and unties me, I'll feed it to you.

Hey, hey, are you too anxious? Why are you jumping on my lap? The meatloaf is on the coffee table. If you want to eat, go find it yourself.

I have never seen a wild cat as close as you. Are you really a wild cat? You actually stand on two legs and put your front paws on my naked chest. It's so itchy. Although the little pads are very cute, I can't move them. I was teased by a cat sometimes, and I felt more itchy than usual.

Wait, Westerners say that black cats are unlucky, but I always don’t take it seriously, but what is it doing? It actually started... using its tongue with burrs, started to lick... lick my manly nipples.

Damn, this is not food. It licked me and it made me numb, crispy, and itchy. And looking at its mysterious eyes, it seemed that it would not be strange to take a bite at any time.
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