"You said you brought the knife."

The squad leader's dark eyes flashed with obvious suspicion.

"(@﹏@)~It's true. Monitor, please believe me. I stole it from my mother's cabinet. If it is confiscated, I won't be able to explain it to my mother."

The squad leader thought for a moment, because she knew that Xiaoqin's mother was a former Sanda champion and current martial arts instructor. It was normal for her to "not like red clothes and prefer armed weapons", so she took Xiaoqin's words seriously.

"Leave aside the fact that this is a prohibited item in school, how can a girl carry a knife with her?"

Sometimes I really feel that Shusha is the dean of the second grade (3) class, but occasionally she will be accommodating.

"Well..." Xiao Qin hesitated, "Now society is so chaotic, I have to defend myself, in case I am asked by the principal to check out a room or something..."

Hearing Xiaoqin talk about this topic, especially in front of me, the monitor felt very embarrassed.

"The principal of our school would not do that kind of thing."

Theoretically speaking, what the monitor said is correct. The old principal who is about to retire is a bit confused and likes to joke occasionally, but he will never do anything out of the ordinary to the students. The vice principal is obsessed with getting to the top and is extremely rigid. No. 28 Middle School turned into a monk temple and a nunnery. In short, neither of them was as crazy as the principal who wanted to rent a room to a primary school student.

"Monitor, even if the school is safe, you may still encounter scum, gangsters, and scoundrels on the way to and from school. I must have a precious weapon to defend myself."

Noble Phantasm, sister, you have watched too many anime. Although the Swiss Army Knife of "Thousand Men" is considered precious, it has not yet risen to the level of a Noble Phantasm. Do you still want to use this saber to summon the heroic spirit Switzerland? Bank, crush the enemy to death with coins falling from the sky?

The monitor half-squinted his eyes and lowered his voice slightly.

"If you just want to defend yourself, Xiaoqin, you don't need to bring a knife at all."

"Hmm...hehe..." Xiaoqin, who was seen performing martial arts by her squad leader, could only giggle.

"Since the monitor found out, I have no choice but to tell the truth. Actually..."

Xiaoqin gave me an unclear look.

"Actually, I stole this Swiss Army Knife to give it to classmate Ye Lin, because classmate Ye Lin has always liked knives..."

This statement was obviously more credible, and the monitor nodded while listening.

"But after classmate Ye Lin got the saber, he immediately started scratching the desk like a man possessed. I couldn't stop him."

Xiaoqin made a look like "I am heartbroken because of him."

"Classmate Ye Lin not only scratched the desk, but also threatened to stab anyone who didn't listen to him with this knife. If a girl didn't agree to his request, he would scratch her face with the knife..."

Damn, who said this? According to you, I am the scum, scoundrel, and stinky hooligan that everyone needs to be wary of.

"I kindly wanted to give a souvenir to classmate Ye Lin. I didn't expect classmate Ye Lin to use it like this. I was worried about how to take it back. Fortunately, monitor, you came over. Monitor, please help and let classmate Ye Lin return the knife. Give it to me, and don’t use the knife I gave him to do bad things."

Xiaoqin's sincere words and vivid expression made the monitor feel very sympathetic to her.

"Ye Lin, Ye Lin, have you heard that sentence?"

"Which sentence."

"Money cannot change a person's nature, it can only make a person's strengths and weaknesses more obvious."

"Hey, is this said in a collection of famous quotes? But it has nothing to do with my knife."

"Squad monitor." Xiaoqin interrupted, "You see, classmate Ye Lin always says it's his knife, so he must not want to give it back to me."

The squad leader continued: "There is an old saying, 'With a sharp weapon in your possession, you are prone to murder.' Ye Lin, you are already very violent. This knife aggravates your violent tendencies, so you are not suitable to own it."

Then the squad leader ordered in a non-negotiable tone: "Give the knife back to Xiaoqin and ask her to take it home quickly. This will not happen again."

I wanted to defend myself, but then I thought, the reason why Xiao Qin told so many lies was because she wanted to keep the Swiss Army Knife for me and didn't want the squad leader to confiscate it.

So I put the blade away dejectedly (half-falsely, half-truth), and then reluctantly handed it to Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin happily took it and put it in her schoolbag.

"You must put the knife away, don't take it out in school, and take it home as soon as possible after school, okay?"

"Yeah, yeah." Xiaoqin nodded repeatedly at the monitor's instructions.

The class bell rang and the monitor returned to his seat.

I waited for half the class, feeling that the limelight had passed. While the biology teacher was talking about the "racial discrimination" customs in the kangaroo community, I said to Xiao Qin from below:

"Hey, can you return the saber to me now?"

"What." Xiao Qin held the textbook in a polite manner and pretended not to hear clearly.

"Military knife, give me back my Swiss Army knife." I repeated a little impatiently.

"What Ye Lin said is so strange." Xiao Qin murmured, "It's obviously my saber."

"The monitor is no longer around, you don't have to act anymore."

"I'm not acting. It was originally my saber. I originally wanted to give it to classmate Ye Lin, but classmate Ye Lin used it to do bad things, so I had to take it back. Let me think about it... I'll give it to Optimus Prime. Brother, let’s put them together.”

Nima, this is what I originally wanted to do. Whatever I like, I will snatch it away. Whatever I like, I will keep it as my own. You are the Hero King Gilgamesh who likes to collect precious phantoms. , do you think that if you occupy my precious things, you can also occupy my heart?

I couldn't make too many moves during class, so I waited until the end of get out of class before continuing to ask Xiao Qin for my Swiss Army Knife.

"Put my knife..." As soon as I said half a sentence, Xiaoqin jumped up and ran towards the back door of the classroom.

Hey, I thought Xiaoqin would protect the knife. She left the saber in her schoolbag so easily. What are she doing in a hurry to go out? Could it be that the dysmenorrhea has not ended yet and she is in a hurry to go to the bathroom to change sanitary napkins? Female Children are really troublesome.

So I unceremoniously sat on Xiaoqin's vacated chair and started to look through her schoolbag. I remembered that the saber was hidden at the bottom of her schoolbag.

"Ye Lin, what are you doing?"

The squad leader's angry scolding came to my ears.

I raised my head from a sitting position and saw the annoyed face of the squad leader, and the intimidating Xiao Qin standing next to me.

It turned out that Xiaoqin did not run out of the classroom, but went to complain to the monitor. Her face had an expression of "the monitor will support me."

"How shameless are you to go through a female classmate's schoolbag?" the monitor's tone was very sharp. Maybe she thought that Xiaoqin, who was still in her menstrual period, might have some personal items in her schoolbag.

"I, I just want to get my saber back." I explained with a red face.

"Monitor, I was right, classmate Ye Lin still said that the knife was his." Xiaoqin pouted and slandered behind the monitor.

I was so angry that I said, "It was originally mine."

"Really?" the squad leader said coldly, "Because this knife belongs to Xiaoqin, I'm just lenient. If it were you, I would confiscate it now."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to me, "Hand it over."

Give it to you, I haven't found it yet. I thought Xiaoqin was covering for me out of good intentions, but I didn't expect that she wanted to embezzle my personal property, and she successfully deceived the squad leader into being my backer, which put me in a dilemma.

"I, I'm not looking for a saber. I just want to go to the toilet and see if there is any paper in Xiaoqin's schoolbag."

I said something sarcastic, got up and walked towards the toilet.

"If Ye Lin comes and asks you for a knife again, just tell me and I will make the decision for you."

The sounds of the squad leader and Xiaoqin talking could be heard from behind.

"Thank you. I knew the monitor was the best. In fact, I was very willing to give the knife to classmate Ye Lin, but classmate Ye Lin seemed to have gone crazy as soon as he got the knife..."

Stop pretending to be a good person. You are crazy. Aren't you just like Optimus Prime? You want to take over the things I love. You are a devil, a devil.

In the next few classes, I found a gap when Xiaoqin and the monitor were not around. I rummaged through Xiaoqin's schoolbag, but found nothing except a few ultra-thin sanitary napkins. The Swiss Army Knife must have been used. Xiaoqin is hiding somewhere or carrying it with her.

When school was about to end, I couldn't help but asked Xiaoqin directly:

"Where did you hide the saber."

"Hey, it's a secret." Xiaoqin replied happily.

"You take it with you, right?" I looked up and down at Xiaoqin, who was wearing a school uniform skirt, guessing where she was hiding.

"It's annoying, you look at people with lewd eyes~~~" Xiaoqin said with a smile, "If you want to know where the saber is hidden, you might as well search me. Little tip: I have hidden the saber in an unexpected place. "

Humph, am I afraid of a body search? For someone who was only one step away from pushing you down to me, a body search is just a trivial matter. Let me first check if you have it on your waist...

Unexpectedly, as soon as I touched Xiaoqin's waist, Xiaoqin screamed "Yeah" in the self-study class. It was more joy than panic. The closest sample is probably Japan. The lines of the actresses who are both talented and talented in porn movies.

The "ah" that Xiaoqin calls out is basically the same as "ah, butterfly", with the effect of removing the last two words.

So the whole class turned their heads in shock and looked in the direction of Xiao Qin and me, and my action of retracting my hand was witnessed by everyone.

"Ye Lin is really easy to change, and his nature is hard to change. Some time ago, he led the basketball team to win the game. I have a slightly better impression of him. I didn't expect it to happen so soon..."

"To touch a female classmate during class is too much even for a childhood sweetheart..."

Shut up, I touched Xiaoqin for a very noble reason, which is as good as China’s reason for taking back the Diaoyu Islands.

Likewise, I couldn't help but be looked down upon by the monitor from afar.

I had no choice but to wait until school was over, and the monitor protected Xiaoqin out of the school gate to prevent me from approaching her, as if I would snatch Xiaoqin's saber whenever I had the chance.

If there is a chance...of course I have to grab it, otherwise it will be like a mud cow drowning in the sea and suffer the same tragic fate as Optimus Prime.

After seeing the squad leader walking to the bicycle shed, I waited for a while, and then sprinted towards Xiaoqin's route to the subway station.
Chapter completed!