"If you ask about the one who went to the zoo with me, that... is my sister."

Xiao Ding obviously didn't believe it, "Your sister, why have I never heard that you have a sister?"

I looked at the ceiling of the bathroom and said, "My distant cousin, I just moved nearby to go to school. It's normal for the brother and sister to come to the zoo to relax."

"That's not right." Xiao Ding said doubtfully, "When I was pretending to be a tiger, I saw that girl hugging your arm, so intimate..."

"That's because she's afraid of strangers, especially when she sees a nervous tiger like you, so she's scared."

"Hey, I always thought that the tiger I pretended would only make people laugh. Could it be that it would scare some people?"

After finally diverting the topic, I came out of the men's room with Xiao Ding and saw a super strong man walking towards me.

It was Pentheus, which meant that Amy and Xiong Yaoyue were still in the garden.

Pentheus not only greeted me affectionately, but also said hello to Xiao Ding, and then walked into the toilet.

I was stunned, "You two actually know each other."

I can't help but think in an evil direction. Pentheus is gay, and Xiao Ding is nervous in front of girls. Could it be that the two of them met through the same-sex dating app "Jie Ke Di".

Seeing my evil smile, Xiao Ding asked strangely: "What are you thinking? Isn't he the owner of the dog named 'Obama'? One time you and Shusha came back from walking the dog and asked me to contact the dog for you. The owner is the one who came to pick up the dog. Not to mention, as a foreigner, he speaks Chinese really fluently."

It turned out that I was overthinking it, because what happened immediately afterwards was that the squad leader and I were stuck in a dead alley, so I forgot about it.

After seeing Pentheus, Amy naturally wouldn't be too far away. Before I could meet Xiao Qin at the door of the restaurant, I saw Amy taking the ice cream that Xiong Yaoyue had queued up to buy, and was about to taste it happily.

"Hey, isn't this the valet?" Amy saw me at the top of the steps. She looked down on her with pride, "Are you here to protect me secretly? Although it is unnecessary, I will remember your loyalty for the time being. .”

Xiong Yaoyue was also surprised to see me. Not only was she responsible for buying snacks for Amy, but she was also responsible for holding a parasol for Amy to protect her from ultraviolet rays. She stretched out her hand and said hello to me: "What a coincidence."

Xiao Ding saw this and felt strange. He pulled me aside and asked, "Who is this little blond lolita?"

I said smoothly: "This is also my sister..."

"Stop lying to me, why do you know so many girls?" Xiao Ding said angrily, "The first one was your sister, and this one is your sister. You think you are Duan Yu."

I said seriously: "This is really my sister."

"Only a ghost can believe it." Xiao Ding lifted up the tiger skin that was half-covered on his body, "The first one with black hair said she was your sister, so I was half-convinced, but this one with blond hair is obviously a mixed race, okay? If you are brother and sister, You should also have some traces of mixed blood."

It's really ironic. It's not yet certain whether Xiao Qin will become my sister, but Amy is my real sister. She was obviously telling the truth, but Xiao Ding took it as a joke.

"The valet's friends are all weirdos." Amy didn't lower her voice at all, as if she was deliberately letting Xiao Ding hear her, and talked to Xiong Yaoyue, "Walking around in the zoo wearing a fake tiger skin, he wants to Being put in a cage? It's really pure M."

Xiao Ding couldn't help but burst into tears after hearing this comment. He pulled me further away and said to me seriously:

"Xiaoye, we have known each other for a long time. Since you know so many girls, please do me a favor."

"What's the matter?" I became alert, "I'm not good at introducing girlfriends."

Xiao Ding asked with a grimace: "Do you remember, I told you before that if you go to play LOL, I will break up with you."

I was shocked. Did Xiao Ding know that I secretly played LOL during this period? I only played it occasionally. Mainly because I was curious about Amy’s desire to form a professional LOL team. When the game was reading, I They are all doing push-ups.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ding continued: "In fact, our Dota Party and LOL Party recently launched a large-scale scolding war in Baidu Tieba..."

I took a long breath and said, "Don't you scold me every day?"

"It's different this time. In the past, we used to criticize each other's games for not being fun and the other's skills being too poor. But recently, the LOL party actually attacked the Dota party, saying that those who play Dota can't find a girlfriend."

"Hey, does anyone who plays LOL have to have a girlfriend?"

"This..." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment, "A certain LOL player named 'Streaming' uploaded N photos of himself and his girlfriend, as well as his university student ID card, to prove that it's not just elementary school students who play LOL. But many LOL players have girlfriends. After he started, both parties competed to upload photos. However, there are obviously more photos of couples in the LOL party than in the Dota party, and some of the photos in the Dota party have been revealed to be forged, which is embarrassing for us. A very big person…”

Really, don't pretend to have a girlfriend if you don't have one. How sad are you compared to those bastards who pretend not to have a girlfriend even though they clearly have one.

"During the scolding, we discovered that the guy from 'The Stream' is also from Dongshan City. In line with the principle of 'catch the thief first, catch the king', I provoked him to bring his girlfriend out to meet us, just in case his girlfriend was also a fake one. Yes, won’t we win?”

"result."

"In the end, he agreed very quickly and asked three activists from each of Dongshan City's LOL Party and Dota Party to bring their girlfriends to meet in a cafe. Among them was me. I was in the middle of a scolding battle. I bragged that I had a beautiful girlfriend, but the date is next week, and I haven’t found anyone who can go with me.”

You're already playing with fire by pretending to have a girlfriend, and you actually agreed to meet someone. Let's see how you end up with it this time.

Xiao Ding clasped his palms together and begged me: "So, Xiao Ye, you must do me this favor and introduce a girl you know to pretend to be my girlfriend to fool this matter. If you can't do it, not only The LOL party will get carried away, and my comrades in the Dota party will also accuse me of lying and bragging."

I frowned and said, "What, are you mistaken? I am a junior high school student, and most of the female friends I know are also junior high school students. You have already graduated from college and you are looking for a girlfriend who is a junior high school student. You are a lolita control."

Xiao Ding made a "shh" gesture to me, "I told you that I was pretending to be my girlfriend and it was over after dinner. Don't you understand who I am? I will never touch others. Everything is just to prove the superiority of dota."

After much thought, I didn't think there was any suitable candidate, so I declined:

"Although I know a few girls, I don't know them well enough. I'm afraid I can't help."

Xiao Ding gritted her teeth and said, "Don't you have two sisters?"

It refers to Xiaoqin and Amy. It's impossible for them to pretend to be girlfriends for you. I don't care whether I feel uncomfortable in my heart. Xiaoqin has androphobia and wants Amy to condescend to do such a thing. , and the possibility is not even one in a billion.

Seeing me thinking, Xiao Ding said again: "I won't let you go out for free, I will pay 500... no, 1,000 yuan as a reward. Didn't you see that I am pretending to be a tiger and working hard to make money? This is just for this." Ah, you must not let me lose all my face in front of my friends and enemies."

Xiao Ding looks quite pitiful. If he is willing to pay someone to play his girlfriend, Xiong Yaoyue may agree. After all, he has free dinner and money to take it, so why not.

But wait, Xiong Yaoyue is so careless that she might be exposed without saying a few words at the meeting, and she is a pure LOL party herself. If the two groups get into a debate about the game, maybe Xiong Yaoyue will join involuntarily. As for the opponent's camp, Xiao Ding will fail and go to his grandma's house.

"Sorry, I really don't have the right person." I shrugged my shoulders to express my regret.

Xiao Ding had an expression on his face that said, "You're really not interesting enough." He looked at me as if he was talking to himself:

"In this case, I will tell Shusha about you and your two sisters visiting the zoo some other time..."

"Hey, don't say that." I couldn't help but panic. Although I told the monitor that Xiaoqin might become my adopted sister, I still felt uneasy for some reason.

Seeing my panicked expression, Xiao Ding knew he had caught my weak point. He laughed twice and further threatened:

"Shu Sha comes to the pet hospital every two days to do volunteer work. Even if I stutter when facing girls, I can tell Dr. Zhao first, and then let Dr. Zhao confide in Shu Sha. How many sisters do you have by then? , just go and explain it to Shusha yourself."

I really didn't expect that I would be caught by Xiao Ding, an otaku who only plays NB in ​​Dota. Out of revenge and mischief, I suddenly thought of a perfect candidate.

"Okay, I promise you, I will get things done before next Friday. Just wait for the good news."

Xiao Ding was overjoyed to hear that I agreed so readily. At this time, someone came to him for the second round of Wusong's tiger-fighting performance. He told me not to forget this and went to continue working to make money.

During the conversation with Xiao Ding, Xiao Qin, who had been waiting for me for a long time but came to look for me without returning, bumped into Amy and Xiong Yaoyue, and Pentheus also came out of the toilet.

"Who do you think she is? Isn't she a violent woman?" Amy looked narrowly at Xiaoqin's white dress, "Do you think wearing all white makes you a white swan? In my eyes, she looks like the Ku Klux Klan."

"Hey, do you know each other?" Xiong Yaoyue was surprised and turned to ask Pentheus, "What is the Ku Klux Klan? It sounds so familiar."

Pentheus's dark face turned serious for a moment: "They are a type of people who specialize in persecuting us."

She immediately turned to a smile and said, "But Miss Xiaoqin is not a KKK member."

I thought to myself: It's not the Ku Klux Klan, it's the Triads. In short, it's an illegal organization related to the "Three".

Xiaoqin ignored Amy's sarcasm and waved to me: "Classmate Ye Lin, this way."

Amy crossed her arms and asked with a sneer: "Are you following my valet? Don't you know that the valet is here to protect me?"

"Humph, classmate Ye Lin is not here to protect you." Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue to Amy, "Classmate Ye Lin is here to go on a date with me."
Chapter completed!