【498】Chrysanthemum hurts
My asshole was in pain, and I no longer cared about the beauty. I pushed Xiaoqin to the bed and took out the arm that was pillowing her head.
Suddenly I discovered that Xiaoqin and I were sleeping on the double bed in the big house. This meant that it was not Xiaoqin who came to "attack me at night" after I went to bed, but that she made a request to me openly while I was drunk, causing the two of us to Sleeping in the same bed.
When I'm drunk to a certain level, I actually agree to other people's requests so easily, but what exactly did Xiaoqin ask of me last night that made my anus sore?
"Classmate Ye Lin, it's rare for you to be so drunk, please let me pop your anus."
Did Xiaoqin say this with a smile last night? Did I agree stupidly?
Damn, what kind of crazy development is this? Even if Xiaoqin made such a weird request, what on earth did she use to explode my anus? Was it with her weak and weak jade fingers that seemed to be awake at this time? , or use other murder weapons.
The little overlord who once shrouded my mind like the source of all evil and the public enemy of mankind, his gradually blurring appearance suddenly showed signs of recovery.
Damn, it’s so cheating, isn’t it? Could it be that Xiaoqin suffers from gender cognitive disorder because her body is different from others? In other words... although she looks female, does she actually have a penis like me?
Don't do this. In this case, wouldn't I just be fucked by the bully? I was raped. Even when I was the most bullied in my childhood, I was never humiliated like this. I don't have this hatred. Repay, swear not to be a human being.
I looked at Xiao Qin, who was still sleeping soundly, with her lower body covered under the sheet, and the curves of her waist and hips clearly showing that she was significantly different from men, and I was filled with doubts.
At first glance, she looks like such a weak girl. How could you guess that she is a boy?
But the annoying burning pain from the chrysanthemum made me wonder about Xiaoqin's gender.
Under the current circumstances, the fastest way to know the answer is to lift the sheets and verify with your own eyes whether there is a strange bulge between Xiaoqin's legs.
If there really is an unknown object, it means that I was raped by that thing last night. While my outlook on life is once again shattered into pieces, I will give blood for blood, tooth for tooth, and I won’t care about Sanqi when the time comes. Twenty-one, I want to explode Xiaoqin's anus to vent my hatred. I have to make you feel the same pain as me.
But wait a minute, Xiaoqin often hangs out with Big Speaker, PHS, and the monitor. She also changes clothes together in physical education class. If there is any bulge in Xiaoqin's lower abdomen, it should be exposed long ago.
But my anus still hurts.
A certain Japanese comic mentioned that "some people who know Chinese martial arts can hide their gender in their bodies." In Stephen Chow's version of "The Deer and the Cauldron", the traitorous minister Obai can "shrink his Yang and enter the house". Could it be that Xiao Qin has also learned this skill? Is it a long-lost martial arts? After all, I can’t know the truth unless I take off my underwear.
But what if everything is due to misunderstanding? This is taking off a girl's underwear. It's a super gangster behavior. Not only does she take off her underwear, but she also spreads the other person's legs and opens her eyes for "research"? What if Xiaoqin wakes up in the middle of the night? Come, I will feel ashamed.
The painful anus seemed to be my excuse, so I lifted the sheet off Xiaoqin's waist. As a result, her jade-white lower body was exposed in front of me.
Xiaoqin, who was lying on her side, was wearing a pair of pure white cotton briefs under her cute little navel. Since she was not sleeping well, she had already taken off a little from her waist and tightened her buttocks. Show a casual sexy gesture.
I swallowed.
There are no strange bulges on the front of the underwear. Could it be that I am overly concerned.
Against my will, my body placed my right hand on Xiaoqin's sunken waist.
It felt so soft and slippery, and I felt the urge to gently hold Xiaoqin in my arms.
"Hahahahahaha,."
Xiaoqin suddenly burst out laughing, which scared me so much that I immediately retracted my hand.
"I'm ticklish, please don't tickle me, classmate Ye Lin. If you don't put your hands on my waist, then it doesn't matter what you do to me."
Is she really pretending to sleep? She was already awake when I pushed her aside just now. Is she just pretending to sleep to observe my actions?
Fortunately, I didn't take off Xiaoqin's underwear, otherwise I would really have become what Xiaoqin calls "a pervert with bigger and bigger nostrils."
Xiaoqin sat up from the bed, showing no intention of covering herself up, and showed me a large piece of her skin.
On the contrary, I, who was only wearing boxers, felt my face heat up after being stared at by Xiaoqin, so I quickly put on my clothes and handed the sheet to Xiaoqin to put on her body.
"Classmate Ye Lin was so gentle last night."
Xiaoqin was not honest even when she was wearing a sheet, she exposed her little feet and swayed from side to side on the edge of the bed, saying with deep affection in her eyes.
"What did I do last night?" I couldn't help but adopt the tone of an interrogator.
Xiaoqin put her index finger to her lips and looked at the ceiling, as if reminiscing.
"Well...last night my mother was going to spend the night at a friend's house. I felt bored, so I came to see my classmate Ye Lin and wanted to discuss where to go for the weekend. Unexpectedly, classmate Ye Lin came back drunk and saw me standing in front of your house. Not only did I Instead of blaming me like before, he even invited me in with a smile..."
Sure enough, I will become generous and generous when I am drunk. This is inviting a wolf into the house. Are you worthy of your own anus?
"I was flattered and walked in. Ye Lin sat directly on the sofa and just laughed. You couldn't hear me discussing weekend dates with you. I just said 'Okay, okay'. I just wanted to give it a try." , asked you if you could stay with me overnight, and you actually agreed."
Taking advantage of others' danger, you're going to ask me "Can I blow your asshole" next, right?
"Chinese teachers often teach us that we should 'make further progress and make further progress', so I asked classmate Ye Lin again, saying that I might have nightmares if I sleep alone. I hope classmate Ye Lin sleeps with me. Classmate Ye Lin I actually agreed."
What is "making further progress with a hundred feet of progress"? It is clearly "pushing your nose in the face". I actually behave like this when I am drunk. If China sends me out to sign a treaty, the other party will just make me drunk and I will laugh. Hehehe signed a series of treaties that were humiliating and humiliating the country.
"Because I knew that classmate Ye Lin couldn't sleep without a pillow, I deliberately hid the pillow, so classmate Ye Lin hugged me and slept all night. I was so happy."
Bastard, the squad leader didn't know that I had the habit of hugging pillows, so I hugged me all night, but you knowingly did it?
Xiaoqin folded her little feet exposed under the sheets, "Although I wanted to do more things to enhance our relationship with classmate Ye Lin, classmate Ye Lin was too drunk, so I had to forget it."
"Oh, by the way." Xiaoqin suddenly remembered something, "Ye Lin, does your anus still hurt now? Does it matter?"
Does it really have anything to do with you? I was so angry that I grabbed her shoulders and shook her hard, "What on earth did you do to my anus?"
"Ah, don't be so rude." Xiaoqin begged me for mercy with a smile, "Ye Lin had to run to the toilet several times in the middle of the night to make her anus hurt. She also complained to me that someone secretly put a perverted grilled wing on it. Into your bowl, you ate something spicy so..."
Hey, after Xiaoqin reminded me, I vaguely remembered that at the banquet, Liu Badshui joked with me. While I was going to the toilet, he replaced the ordinary grilled wings in my bowl with super spicy abnormal grilled wings. It made my mouth full of smoke, and even after drinking half a bottle of beer, the spiciness still lingered on my tongue.
Then I had a stomachache in the middle of the night. I couldn’t eat spicy food, so I ran to the toilet several times, causing my chrysanthemum to become red and swollen.
I was scared to death. It turned out that Xiaoqin didn’t have my anus exploded.
Thinking about it carefully, I have too much imagination to make such groundless suspicions.
Although I really don't want to admit it, with Xiaoqin's martial arts skills, if she has the equipment to explode my anus and wants to explode my anus, there is no need to wait for me to get drunk, she can just use force.
It's so embarrassing. I can't even beat my childhood sweetheart. How can I calm down my Spartan heart? No, I must train myself ten times and a hundred times, and I must protect myself from Xiao Qin's power. Chastity.
Look at the watch, it's already 7:20. If you don't go out to school, you will definitely be late.
I ordered Xiaoqin to get up and get dressed, and she and I washed up one after another, and we walked to school together. Then we bought three pancakes at a roadside stall, one for me and one for her, and we just walked to school. .
On the way to school, we agreed to take Xiaoqin to the zoo for a date on Saturday.
The reason why I go to the zoo is not only because I like animals, but also because there are many high-altitude facilities in the amusement park. I am afraid of heights. If I refuse to sit down, I will be laughed at by Xiao Qin.
Xiaoqin obeyed my advice, and there seemed to be little difference between the zoo and the amusement park.
Just after school on Friday, Xiaoqin repeated to me that she would meet at the entrance of the zoo at 9:30 tomorrow, and then happily went home to prepare.
I had nothing to do, so I walked to the bus stop closest to the school to see which route would be most suitable if I took the bus to the zoo tomorrow.
Unexpectedly, she happened to meet Gong Caicai waiting for the bus here, and a beggar who was hunched over and dragging one leg got entangled in her.
Although this beggar's hair is messy, his clothes are not necessarily too shabby. His face is not so much dirty, but more like it has been smeared with special forces paint. His eyes are arrogant, and he does not feel ashamed at all for asking others. On the contrary, he feels that other people's Giving alms is a given.
"Little girl, give me five yuan to eat."
He carelessly extended his hand to Gong Caicai who was waiting for the bus.
Gong Caicai rummaged through her schoolbag seriously, and then replied regretfully: "I'm sorry, I don't have any change, I'm really sorry..."
The always honest Gong Caicai said she had no change, which meant she really had no change. Even if Gong Caicai was wealthy and beautiful, she couldn't just give you a 100-yuan bill. Gong Caicai's parents didn't teach her to be so extravagant.
However, the beggar didn't believe it. He twisted his neck and snorted with an ugly face: "Five yuan is still money," after not getting any money. Instead, he taught Gong Caicai a lesson.
Gong Caicai shrank and hid behind her, hoping that the bus would come quickly so that she could stay away from the harassment of this arrogant beggar.
I couldn't see it, so I patted the beggar's shoulder vigorously from behind and shouted: "The police are here."
Chapter completed!