While Dad and Aunt Ren were drinking, they entered into the "Who dares to be worse than me" segment similar to "The Voice of China".

Whether it is China or the United States, in this kind of talent show, there is always important preparation before singing, such as "my family was poor when I was a child" and "my grandfather died of illness on the eve of the competition". Now, if you want to impress the audience, you have to use For a ranking, at least two or three parents will have to die, and they will suffer from seven or eight incurable diseases. It is best to use a wheelchair to leave the country during the performance, and vomit a few mouthfuls of blood at the same time. The effect will definitely be outstanding and make the audience burst into tears.

So, my father burst into tears and told about his beautiful but painful first love. Aunt Ren quit as a contestant and immediately revealed her own misfortune. I was deceived, and ended up trusting someone wrong, and ended up getting divorced.

"No man is good at anything." This is the conclusion that the drunk Aunt Ren came to.

Compared with Aunt Ren, Dad drank more alcohol and was more drunk. According to the usual pattern, once he was drunk, he would call Ai Shuqiao's name, and then he would cry and drink, and the wine would turn into tears. Come.

It was the same today. He went to the Daning River to meditate for three hours. The "ritual" he tried to say goodbye to the past had no effect. The toxins Ai Shuqiao left in his body were really powerful.

Aunt Ren became angry when she saw Dad's pitiful look.

Originally, Aunt Ren talked about her emotional ups and downs, hoping that her father would comfort her. However, if her father's miserable virtues were put on the talent show stage, regardless of whether he could sing or not, the audience would definitely sympathize. Already got it.

"Why are you crying? A man must be able to take things up and put them down. If she doesn't want you anymore, what's the use of crying here."

"But...but..." Dad still couldn't untie this knot in his heart.

"Okay, you just proposed to me, but you still can't forget your ex-wife?" Aunt Ren slapped the coffee table, "You have another woman in your heart, who would be stupid enough to marry you?"

When Aunt Ren pointed this out, Dad suddenly woke up. His lips trembled and he didn't speak. While mentally reprimanding himself for being useless, he felt sorry for Aunt Ren, so he grabbed the beer on the table and poured one can after another into his mouth. Pour, vowing to drink as much beer as possible.

Then he fell drunk and couldn't get up.

But Aunt Ren understood that her father was worried about her health, so he rushed to drink, so there wouldn't be much beer left.

So, Aunt Ren slowly drank the remaining cans of beer while facing her father who was lying on the carpet like a dead bear.

"Can't forget my ex" is an attribute that will obviously reduce points in the relationship between men and women. Because my father is so sincere and sincere, he took this attribute to the highest level as "can't forget my ex even after 14 years", but it has become a plus in Aunt Ren's mind. attributes of points.

Aunt Ren's ex-husband, Xiao Qin's father Huo Zhenbang, was eventually divorced because he did not change his romantic nature after marriage and flirted with women. Aunt Ren finally caught and raped her in bed.

Therefore, in Aunt Ren's mind, the attribute of "loyalty to love" surpasses everything else.

Despite this, Aunt Ren didn't have the brains to agree to her father's proposal, and besides, her father was already as drunk as a dead pig.

The call I made to my father was also picked up by Aunt Ren.

Aunt Ren, who was also dizzy after drinking, also stayed in the hotel for the night.

But this time nothing really happened.

Aunt Ren was so drunk that she fell asleep on the bed, while dad piled on the carpet and slept all night. It was not that the bed was not enough, but that he couldn't get up.

Aunt Ren did not come home that night, which made Xiaoqin feel a little unusual. Although it was not the first time that her mother stayed up all night, she always had to make a phone call or send a text message to explain where she was and what she was doing that night. But there was no news.

"Classmate Ye Lin, do you want to come to my house?" Xiaoqin, who was at home alone, sent me a text message.

"Mom doesn't seem to be coming back tonight. I'm so scared to be alone at home. Ye Lin, come and give me courage. The two of us can sleep together..."

"The weather is so hot, who wants to sleep with you?"

I replied like this.

Fortunately, I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's request. If I had gone to Xiaoqin's place, wouldn't their parents have slept together that night, and their children would have slept together.

The talent show that Su Qiao was sitting in the living room watching happened to have an advertisement for Fu Yanjie.

When I heard it, I couldn't help but be shocked.

Next Wednesday's final against Class 2 will be the moment that determines my fate. Whether I can successfully go to the squad leader's house for dinner, or drink Fu Yanjie while crying, all depends on my performance on the court.

Feeling uneasy, I went out in the dark night, intending to go for a run and do some physical exercises.

Unknowingly, I ran to the large square near Qingzi Academy, where Xiong Yaoyue once "helped others to increase her character".

Every summer, there is a night market here. Although the lights are not as bright as day, they are still dotted with stars. Looking along the stalls on both sides, it looks like a galaxy composed of incandescent lights.

Suddenly a bright color appeared in front of my eyes.

It's a miniskirt.

Red printed mini skirt.

Although it is very short, it does not give people a coquettish feeling, but wears a very sunny and energetic color.

The thighs under the mini skirt are wheat-colored.

There is a band-aid on the knee of one of the legs.

So, the correct answer is that the person who wears a miniskirt when visiting the night market is Xiong Yaoyue. Although she occasionally wears school uniform skirts at school, she has never worn such a shameful miniskirt. Why is she wearing a miniskirt today? ah.

Could it be that there is a date? Since the school sweetheart Shen Shaoyi likes her, other boys can also like her. If Xiong Yaoyue goes to the date wearing a miniskirt, it means that at least she doesn't hate her.

Bastard, who is this person? You have a boyfriend and you didn’t tell your best friend. It’s really shameful.

No, I accidentally put myself into the best friend mode. I am obviously a boy.

I kept a distance from Xiong Yaoyue and observed secretly, feeling quite nervous.

In fact, compared with the shorts Xiong Yaoyue usually wears, the mini skirt is not necessarily shorter.

But there is a fundamental difference between skirts and shorts.

The wind can lift skirts and expose girls, but it can't do anything to shorts.

I, who was following Xiong Yaoyue from afar, was hoping for a gust of wind to blow, so that I could see Xiong Yaoyue's naked face in spring.

Absolutely not, I shouldn't be that lustful, I'm just curious why Xiong Yaoyue is dressed so femininely today.

Also, why is there not even a breeze tonight? The wind was so strong and cold the day before yesterday that it gave my legs cramps.

Xiong Yaoyue stopped at a stall selling clothing, discussed the price with the stall owner for a while, then picked up a pair of shorts, walked into the middle of a simple tent supported by iron frames, and looked around warily.

I wanted to find a place to hide, but it was too late.

"Ye Lin, why are you here? Come quickly and help me."

Xiong Yaoyue waved to me eagerly.

I had to pretend that I met her by chance and slowly walked over. Only then did I realize that this clothing stall mainly sold various men's and women's shorts.

"Come to buy clothes." I asked casually, but my eyes couldn't help but stare at the top of Xiong Yaoyue's miniskirt.

"Yes, I bought shorts. My favorite pair has holes in it. If I try to wear it, my underwear and buttocks will be exposed through the holes."

Although she was wearing a very attractive miniskirt, Xiong Yaoyue still spoke informally.

"Ye Lin, you came just in time, help me block it." Xiong Yaoyue said and raised one leg to try on the store's shorts.

"Hey, don't wear it in the square. Isn't there a dressing room?" I hurriedly stopped her. Xiong Yaoyue was wearing a miniskirt and it was very easy for her to be exposed. When she raised her legs, I seemed to see the seductive curvature of her buttocks and the The wonderful dividing line between the tanned wheat color and the original snow-white skin color.

Xiong Yaoyue curled her lips, "Where can I find a dressing room for bargains at the night market? I wear a skirt just so I can try on shorts. I can just put them on. If I came wearing shorts, wouldn't I have to put them on and then take them off?" , I took it off and put it on again, and my underwear and butt were exposed to the people in the square.”

So that’s it? It’s not a date. Why do you feel a little more at ease?

Next, I took responsibility, blocking Xiong Yaoyue's outside with my broad body, and facing her with my back to prevent me from arousing my unwanted thoughts.

Xiong Yaoyue quickly put on shorts inside the miniskirt. She patted my back and asked me to turn around. I am afraid that in her eyes, my best friend just stared at her trying on clothes. , she wouldn’t care either.

"It fits me quite well." Xiong Yaoyue did a few preparatory activities similar to those before swimming, then suddenly lifted her skirt towards me and asked, "Do you think it looks good?"

Ah ah ah ah, don’t scare me. Although you are wearing a pair of shorts under your skirt, this action is still 300% misleading. A passing child was immediately blindfolded by his mother. An old man is very smart. They turned their eyes over. They thought you were asking me if my underwear looked good.

Xiong Yaoyue chose a pair of denim shorts, which fit her sporty girl style, but I still felt that she held up the hem of her mini skirt and asked me to judge what was under her skirt, which gave me an indescribable feeling of ambiguity.

"Let's try this pair again." Seeing me coming, the stall owner buying shorts became more enthusiastic for some reason. It was definitely not because of my appearance.

This time the stall owner brought over a pair of shorts with the American flag printed on them. Xiong Yaoyue happily tried them on again. Of course, I was still responsible for covering them.

"Hey, this one is a bit tight." Xiong Yaoyue said while trying it on, "Is my butt really big?"

"Nothing like that, it's just fine." Unknowingly, I repeated what Shen Shaoyi said to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Hey, you are quite good at comforting people." Xiong Yaoyue chuckled and said, "Boss, just give me the one you just gave me."

Xiong Yaoyue paid the boss and waited for the boss to put the shorts into the packaging bag. Maybe she was not used to wearing miniskirts and felt her waist was a little itchy, so she stretched out her hand to scratch it in an unladylike manner.

Standing behind her, I noticed that she wasn't careful enough when putting on and taking off her shorts. The miniskirt behind her was caught under her T-shirt, making her look like a fish with no head or tail, and all the behind was exposed.
Chapter completed!