That night, I sent the monitor all the way home. No suspicious people approached me on the way, and I hope there won't be any in the future.

I asked the squad leader not to tell Xiaoqin about Aunt Ren's pregnancy. Xiaoqin was not mentally prepared yet. The squad leader nodded in agreement and said that she had no intention of doing this in the first place. This was something that Aunt Ren should tell her daughter personally. She will never overstep her authority.

After returning to her home, Su Qiao had already bought enough food from the supermarket to last until next week. She also took the initiative to hand over her shopping receipt to me for inspection. I put it aside without even looking at it.

Because I got this shopping card through a lottery, I didn't value it very much. But Su Qiao felt that I was used to living like a young master and didn't care about money.

In Wednesday's basketball game, as I expected, Niu Shili was unable to play due to his unhealed foot injury, and Class 4 became a weakling who was bullied by others because two of their main players were injured in the last game (they were not very good at first). powerful).

So this game almost became my personal exhibition game.

Frontal shots, side shots, dribbling, and triangle passes. Class 4, whose morale was low due to the lack of souls, no longer even had the strength to make a desperate struggle.

Because of the victory in the last game, the students in Class 2 (3) have more expectations for us, so this time there are many more boys and girls coming to watch the game than last time. Although the main scorer is a vicious guy like me, In the face of the honor and disgrace of the entire class, they are also proud to say to others: "That person is our class sports committee."

Even the tigers in your own hometown hope to be more ferocious than the tigers in other places. People's comparison mentality is always very strange.

In this game, in order to win people's hearts, I continued to provide other players with scoring opportunities.

You Chen, who has outstanding dribbling skills but rarely gets scoring opportunities because of his short stature, scored a full 12 points with my full support. After a quick layup, he enjoyed the friction of the basketball passing through the net bag and falling slowly. The sound, as well as the cheers of the girls in the class below, cast a grateful look at me.

Talkative Xu Lijun scored 13 points, and Pizeguang, who is good at mid-range shooting, scored 15 points. The two of them were also very satisfied with their performance.

Mu Zhongming, who replaced Niu Shili and was dedicated to marking people, didn't score a single point, but he, a preparatory Buddhist who had seen through the world, didn't care about it. come on)

Niu Shili, who was watching the game with his feet bandaged, was very dissatisfied.

"Obviously don't pass this ball out. If you throw it yourself, you will have a greater chance of scoring. Ye Lin is really timid."

Niu Shili complained to the people around him.

I laughed off his judgment.

Niu Shili, who has never studied "The Prince", will naturally not understand why I, who don't know what timidity is on the court, pass a ball to You Chen that I can score by myself, and after You Chen missed the shot, She even patted him on the shoulder to encourage him to work harder next time.

Junior high school politics mentioned that subjective initiative is the characteristic that distinguishes people from things. I don’t think the main difference between me and the stone lion at the bank door lies in this point, but there is no doubt that improving the subjective initiative of other team members is where Shen Shaoyi and I are. Class 2 is the basis for victory.

Also, in that game, how many passes I got depended on them.

When the buzzer sounded at the end of the game, the score was rewritten to 68:52 due to my last blind three-pointer. I personally scored 28 points.

In my bet with Niu Shili, I was 22 points behind him in the last game. Now I not only caught up with him, but also overtook him, leading Niu Shili by 6 points.

Although my task in the next final is still very arduous, it is not an easy task to score points against Shen Shaoyi and Liu Huaisui. It is foreseeable that the overall score of our class will be greatly reduced in the next game.

This is my crisis and my opportunity.

In fact, I always feel that I could have scored more points in this game with Class 4.

It's all because Xiaoqin interfered with my concentration.

Because she didn’t dare to cheer me loudly in the last game, Xiaoqin changed her approach this time. She held up a large magnetic writing board and cheered me with words, and sometimes pictures.

Damn, this is obviously what the panda dad in "Ranma 1/2" and Elizabeth in "Gintama" did. They held up signs because they couldn't speak. You're not mute, so why do you want to imitate them and act malicious and cute?

.

"Classmate Ye Lin is so awesome."

"come on,."

"olt;(=°ω°=)gt;0" (it seems to be a cat thing)

"I like classmate Ye Lin the most."

"Do you want to go to dinner together tonight?"

"Scoring another goal means I agree."

Let me tell you, are you cheering or chatting? One-third of the students watching in the audience are looking at your sign. It’s so embarrassing. And you always write my name on it, so that

I am also ashamed with you.

Big Speaker, who was bribed by Xiaoqin with snacks, thought it was quite interesting. When Xiaoqin's arms were sore, he took the place of Xiaoqin and held up the words "Come on".

While Xiaoqin was verbally bombarding me with the writing board, I was still able to score 28 points. Even I admired myself. My father's son is really not a fool, and my grandfather's grandson is indeed a genius.

I vaguely felt that Xiaoqin had heard somewhere that if I led the second grade (3) class to win the grade group championship, I could go to the class monitor’s house for free meals. She must be hoping that our class would lose. She was really full of malice.

, whose heart can be killed.

At the end of the game, the women's volleyball match held at the same time also ended, and our class won a big victory without any suspense. The only thing worth regretting was that I couldn't see the long legs under the squad leader's volleyball shorts.

I heard that we easily won Class 4, and I scored a team-high 28 points. The class leader, who had already put on his trousers, came over to congratulate us and said to me:

"There's only one game left, so come on."

Monitor, if you really want to cheer me on, don't wear any long pants over your volleyball shorts. The weather is so hot, so I might as well let my eyes eat some ice cream.

After returning to the classroom, I discovered that Xiaoqin's writing board seemed to have been modified by a skilled craftsman. The handle used to hold it could be folded and hidden on the back of the writing board (there is also a groove on the side of the handle specifically for a pen), so that

The writing board can be put into the school bag.

"Who did this for you?" I doubted that Xiaoqin herself had such a ferocious transformation ability.

"It's the shoe repairman from the vegetable market~" Xiao Qin replied very cheerfully, "Classmate Ye Lin, where are we going to have dinner after school?"

"When did I promise you that I would have dinner with you?"

"Hey, why doesn't Mr. Ye Lin keep his words? Didn't Mr. Ye Lin answer me by scoring goals?"

"We are neither deaf nor dumb. Why do we have to use a writing board to ask questions and the other to answer with goals? Please be normal, your stupidity is about to spread throughout the school."

"I'm sorry..." Xiao Qin said, "Ye Lin doesn't like this writing board. I'll kill it when I get home."

"Hey, it's obviously an inorganic thing, why do you call it a living thing? It has no subjective initiative on its own. Keep it, maybe it will be put to use in the future."

For example, if I go to the blackboard to answer a question I don’t know, Xiaoqin can use this to give me hints. Is this the correct way to use the writing board?

When school was about to end, I suddenly received a call from Tang Jiang.

Nothing new. He was looking for me just because of "Xiaohong". He asked me for Xiaohong's contact information for nothing. He also said that he had investigated the Shusha siblings and found that they had no one in Dongshan City. Similar to Xiaohong's cousin, the only clue is still in me.

I didn't tire of it, so I made up lies and said, "Xiaohong got a large inheritance from a distant uncle who lived in the Arctic Circle and went abroad." "Xiaohong got an experience seat on the Shenzhou-11 spacecraft and was about to ascend to heaven." Tang Jiang didn't believe my creative lies.

I had no choice but to resort to the old method of adding Tang Jiang to my cell phone blacklist, but he was so persistent that he actually called me from a public phone again.

After thinking about it, it's all Shu Zhe's fault. Why did you leave my phone number when you had nothing to do? You could have just wrongly entered one digit on purpose. Aren't you quite clever?

I also remembered that Shu Zhe had collected my intelligence fee the day before yesterday. Just because my sister wrote in her diary that she "wanted to go to the same high school", she charged me 100 yuan. It was really evil.

After being harassed by Tang Jiang for a long time and venting my anger on Shu Zhe, I planned to implement Uncle Huoqiu's suggestion the day before yesterday and let Shu Zhe blow condoms to sell. Anyway, part of the profits from these "Love Red Lips TT" will be donated to special education schools. It's to do good deeds.

Ah, I'm so stupid. I suddenly realized that I shouldn't give those 50 expiring condoms to Director Cao. I should leave them to Shu Zhe.

So I hurried to find Eunuch Cao before school and asked:

"The 50 condoms I gave to Director Cao the day before yesterday, Director Cao hasn't used them up yet."

Eunuch Cao laughed and said: "Master, you are really good at joking. You use 50 condoms in two days. Your father is a lion."

It is true that male lions can mate more than 50 times in a day, but each time is very short. They are famous fast shooters. In contrast, the orgasm of pigs lasts 30 minutes. I used to read these two animal trivia together. Yes, after reading the part about pigs, I have no impression of the rest of the knowledge at all.

"Since Director Cao has not used up all the condoms, please give me 10 more condoms. I can use them."

I don't have to act like I have any moral integrity to the Cao family and his son, so I feel embarrassed to get back the things I gave away.

"No problem, Master is in need. How can you not help me as a disciple?" Director Cao agreed, "But I checked the shelf life of those TTs yesterday, and they will expire at the end of this month. Master, you want it all at once." Ten, you have to hurry up and use them..."

As he spoke, Director Cao glanced at Xiao Qin, who was chatting with the loudspeaker.

Who said I was going to use these TTs with Xiao Qin? I was obviously using them with Shu Zhe.

No, that's not good. Fortunately, I didn't say it out loud, otherwise it would have been easier to be misunderstood.

Eunuch Cao promised to bring me 20 pieces of TT tomorrow. Anyway, Director Cao won't be able to use up the remaining 30 pieces before the shelf life expires.

But I can't let Shu Zhe go to my house for the time being. Su Qiao is staying at my house.
Chapter completed!