【433】 Please feed with caution
I was wrong.
My mistake was that I shouldn't have taken Amy to a snack street to eat at a street restaurant just to correct Amy's huge misunderstanding about the names of Chinese food.
Although there is no "Clay Pot" in Guangdong, I also ordered "Husband and Wife's Lung Slices" and "Braised Lion's Head" to let Amy confirm that they were not "husband and wife's lung slices", let alone "lion's head" "Put it on a plate.
From being dubious at the beginning, to curiously trying it out later, after Amy and I carefully finished two dishes and one soup, which was a bit extravagant for a 28-year-old middle school student, Amy walked out of the restaurant and looked at me thoughtfully. One glance, and then...vomited directly on the roadside.
"Stomach, my stomach hurts. Who dares to poison me?"
Amy, who almost vomited out stomach acid, covered her stomach and squatted on the roadside, causing many people to look over.
Hey, I eat at this restaurant often, and I have never had a bad stomach. Just now we both ate the same food, so why am I fine and you are fine?
Later I slapped my forehead and woke up.
It is said that there are differences between China and foreign countries. Everyone knows that the basic direction of dealing with toxic and harmful substances is this: the people of the American Empire rely on technology, and the people of China rely on mutation.
It seems that Amy, as an American, is far less mutated than my brother.
For the Chinese people who have eaten all over the periodic table of elements, even eating some slightly spoiled and slightly toxic food will not cause gastrointestinal discomfort. But Amy, who is pampered in the United States, cannot do this. She eats with poor hygiene. In side stalls and small restaurants, you will definitely vomit whatever you eat.
This is a more accurate health inspection than any other method. If the hygiene is not good enough, just see if my sister will vomit after eating it. But it’s just this once. I will never bring Amy to a small place in the future. It doesn't matter whether you can't keep up with the food or not, it's life and death.
The restaurant owner saw Amy vomiting at their door, ran out sweating profusely, and discussed with me:
"Can you ask your companion to move so that we can clean up her vomit? If she looks like this, customers should stop coming to our restaurant to eat..."
While talking, he handed me a hundred yuan, "Little brother, use this money to buy some lactobacillus tablets from the drugstore. You can get better after taking a few tablets. In fact, we really don't use any spoiled materials. It's just that the weather is hot and the lion's head comes out of the refrigerator." I took it out and left it outside for a little longer..."
Because you were wrong, why did you pay me to buy medicine for Amy? It turns out that this is how you dealt with the students of our No. 28 Middle School in the past. If Amy's fragile gastrointestinal test had not been faulty, I would have really believed you in the hotel. The hygiene "Grade C" inspection result is posted.
I didn't accept the money, but glared at the boss, which meant, "If anything happens to my sister, I'm not done with your restaurant." Then I supported Amy and went to sit in a small convenient park in a nearby residential area. After a while, the small octagonal pavilion inside is still very suitable for summer vacation.
There was a couple of young men and women from our school having a love affair in the pavilion. When they saw me walking over with a gloomy look on their face, they got up and ran away in fright. As for whether I was supporting a little girl with blond hair and twin tails or a young-looking old man with gray hair, they probably didn't know. There was no time to see clearly.
The school was probably having its last class at this time, and since I could hang out with Amy, I naturally skipped class.
However, I called Xiaoqin beforehand and asked her to help ask for leave from the class monitor. Because she knew that I was going out to accompany my sister, Xiaoqin agreed wholeheartedly.
"I will definitely ask for leave for classmate Ye Lin, and I will also send my schoolbag back to classmate Ye Lin's home after school."
"Don't bother with the schoolbag." I replied to Xiaoqin on the phone at that time, "I don't want to do homework today anyway. I just leave the schoolbag and other things at school. By the way, what reason are you going to use to ask for leave from the class monitor on my behalf?" .”
Xiaoqin thought for a while, "Hmm..." "How about dysmenorrhea?"
Auntie, you have dysmenorrhea. What is a legitimate reason for you to ask for leave cannot be used to me. If you tell the squad leader that I have dysmenorrhea, because I am already outside, the squad leader may have to grant leave, but he will definitely be with me afterwards. On the reason for asking for leave, write "dysmenorrhea" in 25% enlarged font. You must leave a lasting mark on me.
"You can't use dysmenorrhea." I flatly refused. "Think of something else, or else just say I have a toothache."
"Okay." Xiaoqin said with a bit of regret, "I will tell the monitor that you can't attend the next two classes because of the pain in your balls..."
Who... Who has a pain in my balls? Although I encounter many things that make my balls hurt every day, I don’t really have a pain in my balls. If you tell the squad leader that I have a pain in my balls and need to take leave, what will the monitor’s expression be like?
I wanted to stop Xiaoqin from talking nonsense, but I heard the school bell coming from the opposite side through my mobile phone, and then Xiaoqin's mobile phone was hung up.
I had no choice but to accompany Amy and enjoy the wind in the pavilion for a while.
After breathing some fresh air, Amy gradually improved. She looked at me with contempt and said in a prophetic tone:
"How about it? Sure enough, the cuisine of the Celestial Dynasty is terrible. Even if the ingredients are not used by humans, they must have used some weird stuff. Although the taste is okay, eating it is definitely harmful to the body. The reason why you look like this, manservant, must be because of Because I have been eating Chinese cuisine for a long time..."
No, Shen Shaoyi has come to this restaurant many times to eat. I didn't notice that he was crooked or that he had vomited. Please stop making unnecessary speculations. I mainly blame Xiaoqin for my appearance. She was the cause of my appearance. I was full of hatred, and in the end it came from my heart, and I became the virtuous person I am now.
"Buy me another bag of potato chips," Amy ordered, "I also want a Coke."
I touched the change in my pocket and found a hundred dollar bill mixed in the change. Unexpectedly, the restaurant owner was very quick with his hands. He was afraid that if I didn't accept the money, he would cause trouble for the hotel in the future, so he took advantage of me not paying attention. Put the money into my pocket.
By the way, you weren't the backbone of a thief company before. I didn't even notice you put the money in my pocket. If you wanted to steal my money, I wouldn't be able to notice it. It's really scary to think about it.
I used the 100 yuan to go to a nearby convenience store to buy Coke, potato chips, and ice cream for myself. It was confirmed that this was not a counterfeit bill. Otherwise, if the restaurant owner had ruined my sister's stomach first and then used counterfeit bills, If he comes to amuse me, I can't forgive him. As long as he makes a small report to 004,005, it will be enough for him.
Although Amy loves to eat potato chips, she feels that her fingers will become very greasy when taking them. She rolled her eyes, bent her legs, half-lying and half-sitting on the pavilion bench, facing me, and let me Feed her potato chips.
"Put your legs closer together," I advised. "Wearing such a short skirt will expose you while sitting like this."
Amy said disapprovingly: "There's no one else around anyway. If the valet sees it, just think of it as a small favor for you, ah."
She closed her eyes and opened her mouth to wait for me to feed her.
My heart moved. My sister has such a cute face. Even if she is a little star in China, it doesn't matter. As long as she stops on the street, says "I'm hungry", and then opens her mouth and waits, someone will definitely grab her. Come over and offer various foods.
She took a piece of potato chip and carefully placed it between Amy's lips and teeth. Although she didn't open her eyes, she immediately bit the potato chip and chewed it with satisfaction, making a crisp sound.
"Hurry up," she urged, "Give me more."
I had no choice but to take 3 or 4 potato chips at a time and feed them to my greedy sister repeatedly.
Amy, who doesn't have a big appetite, can be described as "ferocious" when eating potato chips, and once she almost bit my hand.
After Amy had eaten all the 500g packaged potato chips, she still wanted to eat them and urged me to buy more. I was concerned about the harmful effects of fried foods and told her with a straight face that she could only eat so much today. Because Amy doesn't have her wallet now, she can't buy it by herself.
She was moody and looked at me with a look that was close to hatred, but I persisted and did not let go. In fact, I was not afraid of her being tough. If she softened her attitude and said:
"Brother, I want to eat potato chips, please buy them for me, please~~~"
Then I will definitely give up on everything and buy her as much as she wants.
Suddenly I felt that I was not qualified to accuse the monitor of doting on my younger brother.
Suddenly, a familiar dog barking sound came to my ears.
We turned around and saw that 004 and 005 were walking towards us, with Obama leading the way.
004 held Amy's mobile phone, 005 held Amy's wallet, and said with a sad face:
"Miss, how could you throw your mobile phone and wallet in the grass and deliberately disturb us? Do you know how anxious we are?"
Amy snorted coldly, jumped down from the bench, put her hands on her hips and said:
"Don't think I don't know. You all have tracking devices in your mobile phones and wallets. If Obama hadn't been able to smell my scent, you wouldn't have been able to find me until now."
Obama pounced on Amy and rubbed hard against Amy. Later, he saw that I seemed to be holding food in my hand and cast an expectant look at me.
I showed it the empty potato chip bag, and it immediately lost interest in me and continued to play with its little master.
"Actually, I got some good news today."
Amy said to me before being taken away by 004 and 005.
"I don't know where my mother learned that I often play with you. I thought my mother would be particularly opposed to it and asked me to draw a clear line between you and me. I didn't expect..."
Amy's little face was dyed a light rose color, and she smiled from the heart, which was simply brighter than the sun in the sky.
"I didn't expect my mother to say that she had investigated your background and found that you are the son of one of her friends and that you are very trustworthy. She told me that it doesn't matter if I trust you more..."
The son of a friend, Ai Shuqiao, was so embarrassed to tell such nonsense to her daughter. She was not a friend but her ex-husband, and what kind of medicine was being sold in this gourd? She found that I had no ill intentions towards Amy, so she just did it as a favor. , allows Amy to get closer to me, is this a reminder to me, a reminder that as long as I follow her arrangements, it will not prevent me and Amy from recognizing each other as brother and sister.
"But don't get carried away just because your mother praised you."
Amy raised a delicate finger to warn me.
"I will continue to test you in the future. Don't forget the oath you swore. You must always be loyal to me, you know."
Next to him, Obama was wagging his tail desperately, as if saying "I know."
"I will love you more than your mother."
Chapter completed!