After drawing lots to decide my opponent, I felt a little excited when I thought that the long-awaited intramural basketball competition was about to begin. If I could win the grade group championship, the monitor promised that I could go and work for a month.

However, I, the titular basketball captain, seemed to be unpopular, and even the team uniform was the last one given to me.

I took the team uniform with the number "2" from Niu Shili and said dissatisfiedly:

"Didn't I say I want No. 23? Jordan is No. 23..."

Niu Shili waved his hand, "The garment factory temporarily ran out of ink. 3 was not printed, only 2 was printed. You are not satisfied."

This must have been misprinted by other basketball players who didn't like me, and Niu Shili deliberately misprinted it for me. I was upset, but I didn't want to ruin the unity of the team when the game was about to take place the next day.

Okay, No. 2 is No. 2. Even if I commit No. 2, my skills are better than yours. Considering that Niu Shili took a beating from Xiao Qin for me when I was young, let’s not argue with him.

Seeing me putting the white basketball uniform with black edges into my desk, Xiaoqin asked with a flattering expression:

"Will classmate Ye Lin wear this outfit and play basketball on the sports field tomorrow?"

"That's right." I said, "Why do you ask so knowingly? Basketball uniforms are not worn to play basketball. Are they worn to save the world?"

However, if you want to use divergent thinking to brainstorm, it would be quite unique if there was such a basketball-style superhero, referred to as "Basketball Man", who uses various basketball skills to help others and eliminate violence.

I've even thought about who will star in the live-action movie, Yao Ming.

Of course, considering Yao Ming's height, it is difficult to find other actors to play with him. If that doesn't work, we can only let Yao Ming transform into the basketball hero after his transformation. Guo Jingming can be cast as the basketball hero before his transformation, so that the audience can stay. With a strong contrast, it can also be used as a soft advertisement for a height-increasing nutrient solution in a movie.

When I was thinking wildly, Xiaoqin said:

"Um, classmate Ye Lin, can you let me help you clean the dirty basketball uniforms you get after every game?"

Suddenly a cute girl with big eyes asked me to serve as a volunteer laundry worker.

I shouldn't have any dissatisfaction, but I always feel that compared to my "girlfriend", Xiaoqin is closer to my "sworn sister" now. I don't want to regard my "sworn sister" as a sister who is "obligated to wash your clothes", so So I didn’t agree to Xiaoqin.

Besides, Su Qiao will move into my house in a few days, and then all the washing and cooking will be left to her.

During the break, I called together the members of the class basketball team and told them the starting lineup for tomorrow's game against Class 6 based on my observations over the past few days.

Niu Shili serves as the center, Pi Zeguang and I serve as the large and small forwards respectively, and You Chen and Xu Lijun serve as the left backs.

The reason why I didn't use a double center style of play from the beginning was that I needed to observe Niu Shili's inside performance in official games so that the power forward's position vision could be clearer.

And with Fu Yanjie's bet, it would be good if Niu Shili didn't cause trouble for me. Don't think that he can assist me. I'd better keep a little distance from him.

Pizeguang, who is only good at shooting from the middle, was originally a substitute player with neither obvious strengths nor weaknesses. His ability to replace Sun Yu on the official court was mainly due to his own efforts... and Sun Yu's recent performance has been extremely poor. I ran to the infirmary and stayed with the school doctor. Every day I looked like I had a weak kidney.

Since the starting lineup I proposed was very reasonable, no one had any objections. Only Niu Shili, who was wearing sports goggles, "kindly" reminded me whether I should modify the bet.

I remember the content of the bet was: As long as Niu Shili is on the court, the scores of the other four people except me will be added together. Finally, this total score will be used to compare with my personal total score, whichever is higher will be counted. Side wins.

"Comparing the total scores of four people with you, I'm afraid you won't be convinced that you lost, otherwise we will only compare individual scores..."

"No need." I waved my hand and said, "I spend a lot more time playing basketball than you do. If I beat you like that, I'd be worried that you wouldn't accept the loss."

In fact, Niu Shili has such confidence not because he thinks that after just one month of hell-like training, his basketball skills will surpass mine, but because he has been practicing with the team members, not me, and there is no guarantee that they will not unite. Yixin, in order to let me drink Fu Yanjie, did not pass the ball to me, but only created scoring opportunities for Niu Shili.

No matter how worried you are, it will only happen tomorrow.

Seeing Xiong Yaoyue trying on the volleyball uniform with white background and red stripes in advance, running and jumping on the sports field and doing various stretching movements, I have more expectations for tomorrow.

The volleyball uniform is a standard sleeveless vest and cool shorts. Of course it is not unusual for Xiong Yaoyue to wear this. Her usual clothes are basically the same standard... But the squad leader is also a player on the volleyball team. You can see the squad leader wearing shorts tomorrow.

All the boys in the class seemed to have this in mind. They were all like Cerberus, the three-headed dog from hell, dripping with saliva that would grow aconitum on the ground.

I strolled to the shade of the old banyan tree, nervously raised my left hand and looked at my watch.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I raised my arm and before I could see the time clearly, Xiaoqin's two hands... no, I should say two front paws lazily rested on my arm.

"MeowO(∩_∩)O~"

Xiaoqin squinted her eyes and imitated the movements of a kitten, and finally put her chin on my arm.

It scares me to death. You came here using the "Shunpo".

Xiaoqin put part of her weight on my arm, raised one of her hands, and touched her non-existent cat ears above her head.

"Classmate Ye Lin's arms are so comfortable..."

"Hey, this is school, what should I do if someone sees me?"

"It doesn't matter, meow~~~Student Ye Lin, just tell others that I am your cat, meow~~~"

"That would be more problematic."

I put my arms down, and Xiaoqin's pillow disappeared.

"Classmate Ye Lin, now...can I still only be your underground girlfriend?"

The mottled tree shadows fell on her face, making her look like a character in an animated movie.

I still didn't know how to deal with this relationship, and I was deeply angry at my indecision, and my tone of voice couldn't help but bring out a hint of impatience.

"Aren't you satisfied with your underground girlfriend? Do you still want to wear a cultural shirt with the words 'I am classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend' written on it?"

As if she was suddenly reminded, Xiaoqin looked towards the direction of the garment processing factory.

I really plan to customize the printing. If you ignore the school rules and ignore the "100 Provisions on Prohibiting Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", you will cause the Grade 2 (3) class to be deducted to a negative number.

"Hey, such a good shade has been taken over by you two."

Big Speaker was eating potato chips while moving towards us.

Xiaoqin, who remembered to pretend that she was "not my girlfriend" in front of acquaintances, had no choice but to distance herself from me a little.

"Would you like to eat it?" Big Speaker shook her bucket of Lay's potato chips.

"No need." I waved my hand to decline her kindness, but Xiaoqin went over and took a piece without any courtesy.

Under the old banyan tree, the sound of two girls chewing potato chips made me think of the chirping of cicadas in summer for some reason.

Although it's not there yet, it will appear as soon as the weather gets hotter.

"It's really weird." Da Xiaoxiao can't hold food in her mouth and can choke her to death if she doesn't talk about gossip for two minutes. "Did you know that at the front entrance of our school, there is a mailbox for reporting teachers' ethics and ethics?"

When she said this, I really remembered something. It seemed that the female head teacher of Shu Zhe's Grade 1 (4) class was reported by a parent for wearing black stockings in class, which led to the school issuing a ban. The rule that female teachers wear black silk stockings in class aroused protests from a group of studious people led by Eunuch Cao.

"When I passed by the school gate just now, I saw a little lolita who looked like a wealthy lady. She was guarded by two bodyguards in black suits. She was holding many letters in her hand and was sending them to the teacher one after another. The report box is stuffed inside."

Wait, the person you are talking about looks familiar.

"Is she a foreigner?"

"Foreigners." Big Speaker raised his head and thought for a moment, "Her hair is blond, but she is wearing sunglasses, so she can't see the color of her eyes... Ah, her two bodyguards are foreigners."

If she didn't run away, it must be Amy, but why did she come to No. 28 Middle School, why did she put a letter in the teacher's morality report box, and who did she want to report?

"Is she still there now?" I asked without high hope.

Dahon poured out the last two potato chips from the potato chip bucket and ate one each with Xiaoqin.

"If you ask her, she should have left early. When I looked at her through the retractable door, she also turned to look at me. I didn't say anything, but she actually looked very angry at me. In the end, she said 'Humph' He led the bodyguards away with just one voice, don’t you think it’s inexplicable?”

No, the object of Amy's anger is not you, Big Speaker, but the potato chips in your hand. When she thinks that you are so fat and you don't have a mother to force you to maintain your body shape, and you can eat potato chips and cola as much as you want, she must be very jealous. .

Since Big Speaker said that Amy brought two bodyguards, which is not particularly impressive, then it should not be Pentheus, but 004 and 005. Amy was seduced by the potato chips in Big Speaker's hand. Will you find a way to get rid of 004 ​​and 005 and go to the grocery store to buy some junk food to enjoy?

"By the way." After throwing the empty potato chip bucket into a nearby trash can, the loudspeaker said again, "One of the bodyguards is also holding a husky. The husky is standing on two feet, with its front paws on the telescopic door of our school. The posture above the door is really bad, and the little security guard in the mail room is nowhere to be found..."

The little security guard was "digging for gold" in the men's restrooms of the teaching building. Although it refers to making money from the extremely low probability of "toilet shock", the metaphor of "mining for gold" in the toilet is still super dirty.

In addition, the two-dimensional Husky is Obama. In fact, there is no perfect Husky in the world. The most important attribute of a Husky is "two".
Chapter completed!