【425】Sneaky things
"Your laptop hasn't been turned off yet." I said to Shu Zhe who blocked me, "Let me check the weather forecast for tomorrow."
Shu Zhe was still blocking the door of his bedroom.
“You can check the weather forecast on your mobile phone.”
"Don't mobile phones also cost data?" I dialed lightly, and Shu Zhe leaned to the side.
Facing two barrels of soybean oil, the squad leader who was analyzing which barrel should be opened first did not pay too much attention to Shu Zhe and me. Maybe she felt that my behavior of saving traffic was also a kind of economy and should be promoted.
Shu Zhe felt that he couldn't escape this hurdle, so he had to push me open the bedroom door and lead me in.
I kept my nose shut, expecting to smell the smell of a teenager masturbating, but to my surprise, Shu Zhe's room was filled with a refreshing fragrance, which was probably due to the pot of jasmine on the windowsill.
However, Shu Zhe, who has no time to take care of plants, uses soilless cultivation and soaks jasmine in transparent glass containers with nutrient solution.
I have said before that Shu Zhe's bedroom does not look like a boy's room. It exudes a neutral and girly temperament everywhere, especially the brightly colored bed sheets and the floor-to-ceiling mirror next to the wardrobe.
Suddenly, he discovered that there was a lock of tea-leaf-colored hair stuck in the middle of the closed closet door.
An uninformed person might guess:
① Shu Zhe’s girlfriend is hidden in the closet
②The body of a woman killed by Shu Zhe is hidden in the closet.
But I know that the only possibility is the third option:
③Shu Zhe had just used a wig and was too hasty to hide it, which exposed his flaws.
No wonder Shu Zhe's hair was a little disheveled when he just walked out of the bedroom. Was it because he took off his wig in a hurry? If you visit pornographic websites and masturbate while your sister is not at home, I 100% understand, after all, men do it. After such a thing happened, the question is why are you wearing a wig? Ever since you masturbated in front of yourself in women's clothes in the mirror at my house, you can't do it if you don't dress yourself up as a woman.
As soon as I came in, Shu Zhe closed the bedroom door from behind. I asked Shu Zhe what happened to the wig. As he walked to the closet, he closed the laptop that was still running with an unnatural expression.
There must be something fishy, so I immediately opened the notebook that Shu Zhe wanted to hide.
Shu Zhe wanted to turn around and stop him, but it was too late.
What caught my eye was a QQ chat window that had not yet been closed.
The last chat message sent was: Are you going to bed so early? Good night, baby.
The user nickname is: Cilantro stuffed buns.
Looking further up, there is a line of small orange text: Your video chat has ended, taking a total of 30 minutes...
Damn it, what is this? Are you video chatting with someone else when your sister is not at home? And you are still chatting with someone who wants to rent a house with Hongdou sister, and the price is getting higher and higher. Did you specially register a new QQ account called "Hongdou, Ai" and hide in your bedroom to do such shameful things?
"Shu Zhe." I asked in a serious tone, "You kid, are you talking naked with someone?"
Seeing that the matter had been exposed, Shu Zhe hurriedly raised a finger in front of his lips to signal me to lower my volume so that my sister outside the door wouldn't hear.
"Brother Ye Lin, why don't you use your brain to show me naked to others?"
Think about it, in the illegal behavior of paid nude chatting, as soon as others take off their clothes, they will make a lot of money. As soon as Shu Zhe takes off his clothes, his true colors will be revealed, and he will definitely receive complaints from customers.
"Then why are you wearing a wig? It's not to pretend to be a woman."
"Don't say it so harshly. I found out that this 'coriander stuffed bun' guy is stupid and has a lot of money. As long as I am willing to show my face in the video, he is willing to pay me every hour... Anyway, it is a very cost-effective amount. It is so easy to make money. Why don’t you make money?”
I frowned, "Your voice doesn't sound right."
Shu Zhe straightened the cuffs of his pajamas and sat down next to me.
"At first, I was afraid of cheating, so I downloaded a voice-changing software..."
Is it a necessary voice-changing software for pretending to be a transvestite online? It seems that Eunuch Cao used it once in order to trick people. However, it is said that the effect is unnatural and there is noise. Can this be used to deceive coriander stuffed buns?
"As a result, I forgot to open the software when we chatted for the second time, and the other party didn't notice, so I kept hanging out..."
It's really yours. Before the voice change, the difference between the voices of a 13-year-old shota and a 13-year-old Loli was not very huge. You even skipped the "false voice" that other pseudo-girls practiced so hard, "cilantro stuffing" "Baozi" was so unjustly accused of being cheated out of money.
"Ye Lin..."
Suddenly I heard the monitor call me.
Different from usual, the monitor's call was less self-restraint and more ambiguous.
I was shocked, and later I discovered that the call did not come from outside the door, but was deliberately imitated by Shu Zhe, who was sitting next to me.
Shu Zhe looked at me with a smile on his face, as if he wanted to be praised.
"How about it? I listen to my sister talking every day. It's not difficult at all to imitate her voice. I found the tips on how to teach people to pronounce their voices on the Internet. Many people can't learn it. I can learn it as soon as I learn it. As expected, people will be jealous if they are talented. …”
I'm not jealous of this kind of fake girl's talent at all. Did you really find that "pseudo voice" tutorial? Did you learn it without practicing hard? Although I listened carefully, there are still many differences between your and your sister's voices. (My voice range is low, and I don’t have the capable and domineering voice of my sister), but pretending to be a woman is no longer a problem.
Under the eyes of my sister, I pretended to be a woman and had video chats with people for a fee. I asked Shu Zhe not to do such a death-seeking thing, but Shu Zhe didn't take it seriously.
"I only do this when my sister is not at home, and unlike you, Brother Ye Lin, my sister will not come into my bedroom without knocking."
I insisted on taking away both the wig and the women's clothing. Shu Zhe only agreed to return the women's clothing to me. He said that the wig would be used for a while longer.
He clasped his hands together and pleaded with me in a voice that was somewhere between a boy and a girl:
"Brother Ye Lin~~~Please~~~~ Let me use it for a while longer. I will hide the wig like Yagami Tsukizo's Death Note."
Because the squad leader was outside, I couldn't force Shu Zhe too much, so I had to agree to his request.
After giving Shu Zhe a few more instructions, I heard the squad leader calling me through the bedroom door:
"Ye Lin, have you not done your homework for today?"
Suddenly my heart trembled. My schoolbag was brought up with the help of the squad leader. If she checked my schoolbag and found a bug in it, she would definitely think that I was going to install a bug in their house. Then I would be unable to defend myself.
But after thinking about it for a moment, I felt relieved: it rained heavily after my duty yesterday, and Xiaoqin suggested going to her classmates' desks to look for umbrellas. The monitor didn't agree, so she probably had no reason to check me without my consent. schoolbag.
But it was almost 9 o'clock now. If I didn't leave, the monitor might force me to do my homework on the spot, so I stood up and left. Before I left, I gave Shu Zhe a fierce wink to tell him to stay hidden. Don't burden me.
After coming out of the squad leader's house, I deliberately walked to the south gate of the community where I had no way home, but I found that the black car blocking the road was still there, but the man and woman were missing. Moreover, under the moonlight, I could see a shocking puddle next to the car. Bloodstains.
I wondered what was going on, and while I was wondering, a hunched old man came over, holding a folding fan in his hand.
He slapped the folding fan on my shoulder and said enigmatically:
"Young man, you're here to see the car shake, right?"
I nodded subconsciously, then quickly shook my head.
"Haha, don't be sorry, I also heard the information from my grandson and came down to watch the peep show..."
Your grandson is really filial. But depending on your age, your grandson should be in elementary school at most. What kind of era is this? When I was in elementary school, if I saw a car moving around, my first reaction would be that it was an Autobot and was about to transform. The second reaction was that the car had broken down.
"I originally planned to see a peep show, but instead I saw Quan Wu Xing..."
"How to say."
"Haha." The old man opened the folding fan in his hand, covered his mouth, and said in a tone like storytelling:
"The man and woman whose car was shaken were not husband and wife, but colleagues. The woman's husband heard the information from somewhere and came over with a kitchen knife, so there was this pool of blood under the car..."
Caught in bed... no, caught in a car? Sure enough, sex means a knife on the head. Half an hour ago, he was enjoying VIP treatment, but half an hour later, he was stabbed on the head.
Suddenly I thought of what would happen if Xiaoqin and I secretly tasted the forbidden fruit and were caught and raped in bed by Aunt Ren.
Amitabha, although the taste of the forbidden fruit is very sweet, the punishment afterward is also very harsh. I must be very careful and it is best not to do it. If I do it, Aunt Ren will not be able to find out.
There was only one stop and there was no need to take a bus. I ran home and it was only half past nine when I got home.
He took out the bug from his school bag, found a lithium button battery and installed it, then taped it to a hidden place on the bedside table.
I turned on the radio and put it on the bed, then went to the big room to try the listening effect. It was very clear and I could hear every word of the announcer clearly.
I dug out the first MP3 player my dad bought for me from the carton. It only had a 1.2-inch screen and four of the six buttons were broken. However, it had a recording function and could record continuously for 28 hours.
After connecting it to the listening box of the bug, I had a monitoring and recording system. When I was not at home, I could also turn on this system and try to capture the conversation between Su Qiao and Ai Shuqiao.
After making preparations like an intelligence officer, I lay on the bed and fell into a peaceful sleep full of expectations.
A new day has arrived.
The last class on Thursday morning was the information class. In the computer classroom, Xiong Yaoyue sat on my right.
She seemed restless as soon as the class started, and she took off and put a band-aid on her face again and again.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked her. At this time, Xiaoqin, who was sitting on my left, was drawing "the shy picture of classmate Ye Lin and I hugging each other" in the exercise book. It was actually just two potatoes stacked one on top of the other. Apart from her painting skills, there is nothing embarrassing about her.
Xiong Yaoyue inserted all ten fingers into her wild short hair, "I...I seem to have forgotten something very important..."
Chapter completed!