After I returned home where I lived with my father, Xiaoqin's incident still bothered me.

"Hey, hey, you didn't expect it, did you? The price of the shot I bought has increased again!"

Dad's room is not closed, and he is sitting in front of the computer, having a scary topic with the client on the other end of the network.

Of course, my dad is not a human trafficker. Although he is useless, he has not fallen to that level.

Because I couldn't bear the shock of my mother's divorce from him, I resigned from my position as a university lecturer and relied on the income from opening an online store alone to bring me this big.

Normally, you should be grateful to such a father, right? When I was less than one month old, my mother eloped with a foreign teacher in the same university, and her whereabouts are still unknown. Even if I see the old photos collected by my father, the smile in the photo

A very sweet woman, but she is completely unable to evoke the warm feelings I have for my mother.

My father is not short, probably 183cm, but his legs are a bit short (I have the same body shape). He looks elegant with a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and looks like a university lecturer. He is also very kind to me, and

Instead of telling me what I can and cannot do as an elder, he communicates with me on an equal footing as a friend.

Are you not satisfied with having such a father? I believe many people will accuse me of being greedy.

——But dad’s Taobao store is so embarrassing!

Harmony objects. I have mentioned them once before. Specifically, they are props sold to those otakus who are unwilling to contact the society and have completely failed in life to deal with abnormal sexual desires.

For example, H comics, airplane cups, prostate stimulating vibrators, naked cartoon girls, nude cat-eared girl pillows in shy poses, full-scale silicone inflatable dolls...

One time, my dad even promised me mysteriously that as long as I ranked among the top fifteen in the class (there were only 44 people in our class), I would have the right to choose any of the H-things in the online store.

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"I recommend the airplane cup! The R20 model has very good reviews!" he suggested with a lewd look.

I rejected my father with disgust all over my body.

At my age, there are almost no boys who hate pornographic things, but no matter what, I don’t want my dad to know what pornographic things I bought, let alone masturbate with the stuff my dad gave me.

Sometimes, it is really a headache to have a dad who is more pornographic than you, and even often comes over to try to exchange the latest address of pornographic websites with you.

And dad was never like this before.

It wasn't until he was abandoned by his mother that he gradually degenerated into this.

"Huh? Isn't that SM book good-looking? How about reading this book "Three Sows"?" Dad's chatting voice came again.

I closed the door to my dad's room in disgust.

I am also a boy who has entered puberty, and it is undeniable that the piles of boxes of sex stuff were once full of temptation for me. But whenever I see the lonely look on my dad’s face, I am scared to death of women.

More than once, my father got drunk and locked himself in the room, crying and calling a woman's name.

That should be my biological mother, right? A mother who could abandon her biological son without hesitation, but her father, who had been devastated, could not forget her to this day.

What kind of destructive power is this!

This is why, there are many beautiful girls in the school, but none of them can arouse my affection.

——I know they have venom worse than cobras.

So I miss the time when I was fist-fighting with the bully, passionate and pure, and Ren Xiaoqin asked softly to be my girlfriend, but I always felt her fangs hidden behind her smile.

The doorbell rang. It was the takeout ordered by my father. I glanced at the dining table and sure enough I found the change that my father had prepared under the tea can and gave it to the takeaway boy.

"Come out and eat quickly!"

After I called him more than three times, my father reluctantly left the computer and destroyed two boxes of rice bowls with me.

Dad was reading a book "Strawberry 100%" while eating.

"Don't read while eating!"

The roles of father and son are completely reversed.

"By the way, Dad, do you still remember Aunt Ren who lived in the courtyard before we moved?"

"Oh, isn't she our neighbor? Remember! She is very hot! Look! Does she look like this character in the comics?"

He held up the comic and showed me a lively nude woman taking a bath.

"Stop making trouble!" I angrily tried to snatch away the comic, but my father quickly dodged it.

"Dad, how much do you know about Aunt Ren's child?"

I pretended not to be eager for an answer.

"Ha, isn't he that tomboy who goes crazy all day long? It seems... his name is Xiaoqin! He really doesn't look like a girl at all. How can he get married when he grows up?"

Dad sighed as he stuffed rice into his mouth.

It turns out that dad already knew that Xiaoqin was a girl! Am I the only one who was kept in the dark?

After being bullied by bullies in the past, out of manly self-esteem, I always said that the injuries on my body were caused by my fall, and that I accidentally lost the robot toy... I have been bullied so many times, as long as I tell my dad once.

, my dad would tell me that Xiaoqin is actually a girl, and I wouldn’t have misunderstood her for so many years!

Thinking about it made me even more depressed. After eating, I silently went back to the bedroom to take a nap.

Damn the little bully, I got up so early on weekends, the fight didn't end, and Brother Optimus Prime didn't save me. It was a real failure.

Looking at the fitness equipment at the foot of the bed, I suddenly felt like an idiot.

Dumbbells, leggings and sandbags, chest muscle exercisers... I can't ignite any enthusiasm at all, so I'll just be a lazy person from now on.

Speaking of which, Xiaoqin said she stayed at home for three years, right? If she doesn’t go out for three years, her muscles will atrophy, right? She’s no longer as brave as Little Overlord, right? Doesn’t it matter if she doesn’t go to school for the other three years? I really don’t know.

Where did the little bully go to all this time? Is it true that there are people like Zheng Yuanjie who provide pure family education to their children?

Damn! Why do I keep thinking about her?

The little bully caused me not only to have insomnia during the afternoon nap, but also not to sleep well at night.

I hoped to have a dream about beating up the bully, so that I could at least vent my anger in the dream. But when I successfully knocked him to the ground, got on his waist and planned to punch him a hundred more times, he became ferocious.

The face disappeared.

It turned into the face of Ren Xiaoqin that I saw today.

Snow-white skin, long eyelashes, misty big eyes, soft pale pink lips...

"You go ahead and beat me until you feel relieved..." Xiaoqin said, turning her head to the side and pretending to be a mermaid.

I woke up from my dream screaming, and the fluorescent electronic watch on the bedside showed: It is three o'clock in the morning.

I actually had a physiological reaction to Xiao Qin in my dream.

No, this is just a coincidence. At three o'clock in the morning, adolescent boys will naturally become like this. They can calm down by going to the toilet.

I will never have any feelings for Xiaoqin. The only reason why I can't forget her is that she hasn't returned her brother Optimus Prime yet.

That must be the case.

I don't know why, I couldn't fall asleep again after coming back from the toilet. It seemed that I was afraid that I would continue to have similar dreams if I fell asleep.

My head is full of things about Xiao Qin, you bastard!

This is not a good sign! The savage image of the bully in my mind was gradually replaced by the weak figure of Xiaoqin - my old enemy disappeared inexplicably!

No, it would be better to say that it has transformed into a more terrifying form.

Like the mother who abandoned her father, she takes on a more evil and vicious form.

Once you are bitten by their fangs, you will never recover for the rest of your life.

I understand! The little bully just wants to bully me in another way!

When he had the physical advantage, he used his fists to hurt my body. Now that the advantage was gone, she turned into a cute little girl and tried to invade my mind. After I fell into her emotional trap and couldn't extricate myself, she showed her fangs again.

Give me a fatal blow!

She wants to turn me into a miserable and unfortunate creature like my father!

Thinking of this, I was covered in cold sweat.

So scary, so scary! Fortunately, I am smart and saw through her trick.

I must not agree to her request! What kind of boyfriend and girlfriend are obviously trying to play with the feelings of an innocent boy like me!

Even if this rejection doesn't make you give up, I will defend against all your future attacks!

If you dress up to flatter me, I will deliberately say that you are ugly and look like Sister Feng.

If you make a bento for me like in the comics, I will purposely spit it out after one bite. It tastes really bad and is worse than pig food.

If you are chatting with other girls, I will deliberately approach the other girl and invite her to watch a movie or something in front of you.

In short, he is just using his own tactics to bully you hatefully!

Don't blame me, you were the one who declared war on me first, you were the one who forced me to do this.

After making the above decision, I finally fell asleep successfully.

Having lost the sharp iron fist from the Little Overlord era, that beautiful snake named Ren Xiaoqin wants to inject the poison called "love" into my body, which is destined to be a wishful thinking.
Chapter completed!