I looked at my watch. It was 6:30, which was still an hour before Su Qiao came over. If I moved quickly, it should be enough time to take photos of Shu Zhe and then send him away.

Shu Zhe first went to the bathroom to wash his face and wash off the lipstick I had smeared on, and then came back to bargain with me.

The more revealing the outfit, the higher Shu Zhe’s asking price. I only planned to give him the base price of 200 yuan, so in the end I chose a very non-revealing outfit.

A lace-embellished chiffon shirt, miniskirt, and a pair of white princess shoes are enough to make Shu Zhe look feminine from top to bottom.

This set of clothes is in stock in the store. As for when I bought it and what its specific name is, I can’t remember it for a long time.

However, I personally think that this is a set of clothes with a strong sense of life. Since "Hongdou Sister" has become the signature of the online store, it should be packaged in an all-round way. You can't blow up a balloon and upload a photo of a three-point style (Shu Zhe is not wearing a three-point style either) capital), it is better to go back to nature and upload a photo of Hongdou sister in her daily clothes, which can make this fictional character more realistic.

It's strange to say that since I announced that I would sell "red lip balloons" as "love balloons" and donate 10 yuan of the profits to special education schools, I have become more motivated to make money, and I feel guilty about using transvestites to deceive customers. It has also weakened a lot. Is this the same as corrupt officials donating large sums of money to temples?

No, I'm better than the corrupt officials anyway. At least my donation was really helped. Corrupt officials donated money to the temple, but they just asked the fair-wine monks in the temple to keep mistresses. The temples are getting more and more popular. The more fake monks there are, it is already an open secret.

After putting on a brown wig, applying lipstick evenly, and even wearing princess shoes, Shu Zhe walked out from behind the screen, completely entering the "Red Bean Sister" mode.

Although the lipstick is a tacky bright red, Shu Zhe's dot-to-dot application method not only adds fashion to himself, but also makes him look more flirtatious.

"I sometimes help Xiaoli apply lipstick. It's not difficult."

Shu Zhe changed his posture as he spoke, admiring himself in the mirror.

That's enough for you. This set of clothes, which I think is relatively everyday, makes your whole body exude a seductive aura when you wear it. You have a 400% synchronization rate with those female students who engage in compensated dating in Japanese TV dramas. You are absolutely prohibited from using a long, straight black wig, as this will damage the monitor's image in my mind.

Shu Zhe looked in the mirror and felt sorry for himself for a while, then sat on the edge of the bed, picked up a balloon and put it to his mouth, indicating that I was ready to take pictures.

Although I know Shu Zhe's male identity, I have to admit that Hongdou's seductive red lips are in contact with the balloons, supplemented by her slightly naughty eyes and smile, coupled with everyday and flirtatious clothes, the final photo effect is very It's astonishing, it's not too much to say that it's under a witch's spell.

"Not bad." Shu Zhe also came over to admire the effect on the camera screen. I suddenly realized that at this time, he was still wearing the sexy spider web underwear he had just put on between his legs. The female clothes from the inside out made him feel feminine both physically and mentally. There are so many voices that even the sounds are almost unreal.

If it were the first time to see Shu Zhe dressed like this, no one would be able to believe that he was a boy, and his naturally neutral voice would not reveal any flaws.

When my father and I took the train to Beijing in the fourth grade, there was a very beautiful sister on the train. She seemed to be a college student who had been admitted to Tsinghua University. I looked at her for more than a hundred kilometers with childish admiration. As soon as she opened her mouth, my dad and I were shocked.

My voice... is completely manly, even more manly than Mr. Guan. It is better to have an Adam's apple without an Adam's apple. Just by listening to the voice, I would not believe that it is a woman, and she is also a beauty. This is from my childhood. I am once again disillusioned with women.

On the other hand, Shu Zhe, a 100% fake, can make all kinds of teenagers leave a good impression on women. I only have two words to describe such a person, monster.

So can goblins.

Next, I pressed the shutter twice on Shu Zhe, intending to pick the best photo (although every photo was of stunning beauty), but at this moment my phone rang.

I looked at the screen and saw that the caller was Su Qiao. I clicked the answer button and said, "Hello."

"Um...Xiaoye, I'm already downstairs at your house. I just want to ask if there are any onions, ginger, and garlic in the kitchen. If not, I'll go to the vegetable market to buy some..."

"No, no, no," I said, "I told you before that you don't need to buy anything. There are meats and vegetables in the refrigerator. It's just that there is one less person who can cook. You can just come up."

After hanging up the phone and looking at Shu Zhe sitting by the bed with a puzzled look on his face, I felt that something was not right.

I looked at my watch, it's only 7 o'clock now, Su Qiao, you came half an hour early, and you've already walked up the stairs of the unit. Now Shu Zhe, who is pretending to be a girl, should be blocked in my house by you.

How will I introduce Shu Zhe to Su Qiao then, saying that he is my classmate? Su Qiao will definitely misunderstand that Shu Zhe is my girlfriend. When the two of them talk, they will definitely be in cahoots with each other. Just being a couple is enough to make me sick.

In addition, how should I introduce Su Qiao to Shu Zhe? She is not related to me and has come all the way to cook for me. It must be easy for me to go there. If Shu Zhe comes home, he will tell his sister If you speak ill of me, my reputation with the squad leader will plummet again.

In a hurry, with no time to think carefully, I made a decision: Shu Zhe and Su Qiao must not be allowed to meet at my house.

So without saying a word, I took Shu Zhe's hand, walked all the way to the hall, opened the security door and pushed him out.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you doing?" There was still a faint trace of lipstick on Shu Zhe's lips. Under the dancing brown hair, a fair and pretty face was filled with fear.

"I have a guest here suddenly. You go out and avoid the limelight."

"Are you... wearing this to go out? Brother Ye Lin, you want to kill me."

"It doesn't matter. I'm sure you won't be discovered. It's definitely too late to take off your clothes anyway."

Shu Zhe seemed a little happy when I said with absolute certainty that no one could see through his women's clothing.

I randomly stuffed the men's clothes (shirts and shorts) he took off into his schoolbag and handed them into his hands.

"If you move quickly, you might be able to get home before your sister comes back. Then take your time to change clothes when you get home."

"How can that be done?" Shu Zhe said with a cry, "What if my sister is already waiting at home, wouldn't I be caught red-handed?"

"Otherwise, just find a place to change on the road. By the way, didn't you say you still want to eat fast food? Why don't you go eat all you can with fast food first, and then use the toilet of the fast food restaurant..."

"People... people wouldn't order food dressed like this."

Obviously he wanted to emphasize his male identity, but he chose to refer to himself as a female.

"Anyway, you can leave quickly. You can also take a taxi back. I'll reimburse you for the taxi fare."

I pushed Shu Zhe from behind. Seeing that my tone was non-negotiable, and hearing the footsteps approaching from downstairs, he could only sigh resignedly:

"Brother Ye Lin, you always bully me. I have never been so aggressive with others."

That's because among the people I know, you have the worst character ever and will never be seen again. Every time I hit you, I feel like I'm doing justice to God. If you don't change your ways, maybe one day I will You have eliminated harm for the people.

"Um... the person who called just now was a young woman. Brother Ye Lin, you are so anxious to drive me away. Could it be... is it the legendary..."

"The legendary call girl."

Have you ever seen call girls who also take care of laundry and cooking? Now their business has expanded to this level.

"The income from the online store comes and goes in Brother Ye Lin's hands every day. Brother Ye Lin lives alone. It is understandable to think this way..."

Is it so easy to understand? Didn’t you claim to be my brother-in-law several times? My brother-in-law asked call girls to serve at home, but you actually said you could understand.

Shu Zhe, who looks like a cute girl, continued to analyze for me:

"However, Brother Ye Lin, you can only do this kind of thing while you are not married to your sister yet, and you must definitely hide it. If you dare to do this after marriage, you will die, you will definitely die. "

You don’t need to warn me, and if I really married your sister, why would I still be dissatisfied with looking for a call girl? Why would I touch Korean kimchi after I’ve already had a Manchu banquet?

Shu Zhe, forced by me, reluctantly walked down the stairs wearing women's clothes. He would definitely meet Su Qiao head-on, but as long as the place where they met was not my house, everything would be fine.

Today, Su Qiao was wearing a small suspender top and a tight denim skirt, exposing her snow-white shoulders. It seemed that she had dressed up carefully before going out, but her eyes looked a little tired, perhaps due to long-term insomnia.

Although I repeatedly stressed that she didn’t need to buy anything, she still came up with a bagful of fruit.

"The girl who came downstairs just now..." Su Qiao looked back downstairs with an expression of admiration, "She is really beautiful. Is she your neighbor?"

I pretended to be stupid and said, "I don't know. I've never seen it before. Maybe I went to the wrong building."

I let Su Qiao into the house and she took off her sandals and changed into slippers. I noticed that she had red nail polish on her toes.

"I was afraid that you were hungry, Xiaoye, so I came here a little early. If you have an apron, can you lend it to me?"

I pointed to the dirty apron hanging on a plastic hook in the kitchen that had not been used or cleaned for half a month.

Su Qiao was not picky, she just put on an apron, picked out a few needed ingredients from the refrigerator, and walked into the kitchen. She moved with the ease and speed of a former acrobat, and her posture while holding the plate left a trace of The strong traces of performance always make you feel like she will spin the plate on her fingertips at any time.

I sat in the living room, watching the girl who had framed me work alone, and she didn't feel as regretful as when the squad leader cooked for me.

However, Su Qiao obviously came from a poor family. In addition to practicing acrobatics, she probably also had to do housework. Judging from her proficiency in handling the spatula, you know that her cooking skills are not something that can be achieved temporarily.

Such an ordinary girl who is three years older than me, wearing a dirty apron and with long braids swinging back and forth on the back of her head, makes me feel like I have returned to the ordinary reality.
Chapter completed!