"Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Lin, if I read correctly, what you stuffed into Xiao Qin's schoolbag is... a pair of girls' underwear."

Gong Caicai asked tremblingly.

"That's right." I admitted generously. If it had been the monitor who asked the question, I would have had a heart attack long ago.

"How come there are girls' underwear in classmate Ye Lin's hands?"

Ever since I rescued Gong Caicai during the overpass rabbit selling incident and occasionally borrowed homework from her, she became less afraid of me and even dared to ask several questions in succession.

"This is Xiaoqin in class... No, she took it off for me last night. I'm just giving it back to her now."

Gong Caicai had an expression of shattered outlook and fear. The homework book she had just collected fell to the ground with a clatter. I had no choice but to help her pick it up from the ground.

"Thank you, thank you for your help... But why did Xiaoqin take off her underwear to you? It's such a shame..."

I tilted my neck and said, "Because I'm horny and I especially like to force girls to do embarrassing things. Didn't I tell you to keep a certain distance from me?"

"I...I'm not afraid of classmate Ye Lin."

Gong Caicai lowered her head and thought for a moment, then muttered.

"What..." Gong Caicai, who was scared to tears even if a beetle landed on her head, actually claimed that she was not afraid of me. Do you mean that I am worse than a beetle?

"The book says that those who say they are bad guys are not really bad guys..."

"Don't just believe what the book says. When I was in elementary school, I read a book that said eating sweet potatoes can increase internal energy. As a result, I ate sweet potatoes for a week and all I got was diarrhea."

Hearing me talk about her childhood embarrassments, Gong Caicai pursed her lips and smiled.

"Classmate Ye Lin is really good at telling jokes. What did you use your inner strength to do when you were a child?"

It's not a joke, it's a fact. I need internal strength to defeat the little bully. Without the expert on the roadside to teach me a dozen of skills, I have to rely on myself to eat sweet potatoes.

"Classmate Ye Lin must have picked up classmate Xiaoqin's underwear by chance. In order to avoid embarrassing classmate Xiaoqin, he secretly returned it to her."

Gong Caicai made the kindest guess about me.

"Nonsense, even if I could pick up the underwear casually, how would I know it was Xiaoqin's? Listen up, it was Xiaoqin who took a nap at my house yesterday. I took off her underwear while she was asleep. of."

"This...this kind of thing..."

"Shameless, I've told you before that I'm born with a lustful nature. Apart from lending me homework to copy, don't have any contact with me anymore."

"Classmate Ye Lin, if you do this, the monitor will be sad..."

Do you still think that the monitor and I are a couple? You have always believed this because you were the first to witness me kissing the monitor.

"And it's not good to play with classmate Xiaoqin's feelings... If classmate Ye Lin's lust is really unbearable, I..."

You...what are you going to do? Do you want to play with me instead of Xiaoqin? Don't say anything that will subvert my worldview.

"I can lend you two years of Men's Wear magazine. It would be great if you could use the magazine to relieve your lust..."

"Female Wear", isn't it a male-oriented magazine that aspires to be China's "Playboy"? I heard that it contains all kinds of photos of female stars with their naked bodies covered. Gong Caicai, why do you have such a magazine? , two years back. If your father ordered it, then he should hide it behind his daughter’s back.

"In fact...it was not ordered by dad, but by me..."

"Why did you order something like that?"

"Because...because when I was alone at home, someone came to sell me door-to-door. I didn't know how to refuse them, so I had to order..."

You are buying and selling by force. You are selling "Men's Clothes" to junior high school girls. You are such a shameless salesman.

"In addition, I also ordered "Modern Weapons", "Global Military", "Ship Knowledge"... I also bought 120 boxes of cosmetics, all of which were given to my mother..."

You are simply the savior of salesmen. If you cannot learn to reject others' words, you will suffer big losses in the future.

"If classmate Ye Lin needs it..."

Before she finished speaking, Xiaoqin came back chirping with Da Xiaokong and the others. When she saw me talking to Gong Caicai, she frowned, ran over and grabbed Gong Caicai's skirt and said:

"Give me your breasts."

Gong Caicai trembled all over and hurriedly ran away to her seat. Holding a pile of homework in her arms, she almost fell to the ground like never before.

Xiao Qin muttered: "I just show off to classmate Ye Lin because I have big breasts... If I work so hard, sooner or later I will be bigger than you."

This is not something that can be solved with hard work, right? I think back on that time in the courtyard, there was a kid who was trying to become Ultraman. Even if his wish came true, your wish will not come true.

"Hmph, if you are still older than me in ten years, I will cut off your..."

Seeing me glaring at her, Xiaoqin hurriedly picked up the history book and asked me with a smile:

"In what year did Columbus discover the New World?"

Anyway, it wasn't the year you cut off someone's breasts. Do you still want to transplant...? Only by replacing your own small breasts can you eliminate the hatred in your heart.

In my history class, I used my mobile phone to run an online store for the whole class. Recently, the business has been good, especially two inflatable dolls that were in poor condition and were sold, which made me feel very relieved.

Uncle Fireball, Cilantro Stuffed Buns, and Popeye, these perverts, will still fight endlessly for "Red Bean Sister"'s original underwear, especially the coriander stuffed buns. He often chats with "Red Bean Sister", and the five fans who were fooled by Shu Zhe You know, when he sends me messages, he always asks me one thing over and over again: how to get Sister Hongdou to go out and book a room with him.

Uncle Huoqiu, who is well versed in the market of perverted products, criticized our online store for having too few new products recently. Even the "red lip balloon" he suggested was not on the shelves. I could only keep saying that it was being prepared and would be released soon, so stay tuned.

During the lunch break, the squad leader kept his promise and took Xiaoqin to the playground to play shuttlecock for a while (the monitor put on sweatpants himself), but Xiaoqin performed very poorly. Nine out of ten times she failed to catch the shuttlecock, and later she pretended to She was about to faint due to lack of energy, so the monitor had no choice but to give up and bought a sports drink to replenish Xiaoqin's salt.

While Xiaoqin drank the drink given to her by the monitor, she said to herself with a worried look:

"Although I let the squad leader take a sip first, we still can't guarantee that there is no poison in it. If you die, you will have to wait for a while before you can see classmate Ye Lin..."

Will you not let me go even if you die? Will you wait for me in the underworld? Don't remind me of nightmare scenes.

Moreover, if the monitor takes a sip first and you take another drink, wouldn't it be an indirect kiss? But since both of them are girls, it doesn't matter. It's really ridiculous for me to be jealous of Xiaoqin.

In the afternoon, I continued to work in online store customer service in chemistry class. When get out of class was over, I overused my eyes and the pain was unbearable, so I had to lie down on the table and rest for a while.

"Classmate Ye Lin, if you play with your phone like this, you will damage your eyes." Xiao Qin said worriedly, "Please give your phone to me for safekeeping next class."

"I'll keep it for you." I raised my head from my arm, "It's time for you to peek into my call records and text message inbox again."

"It won't happen this time." Xiao Qin promised firmly, "You just need to let me play the game "Gongbang Granny"."

I've been doing it for a long time. Do you want to play? I'm not allowed to play with my phone. Do you want to play by yourself? There is still a boyish personality left in you. I kind of understand why I was jealous of you just now, because I vaguely felt that I was indirectly kissing the monitor. That person is a little bully.

I clicked on the icon of "Gangbang Granny" and entered the main interface of the game. Xiong Yaoyue happened to be having fun with another girl passing by. She saw the colorful colors on my phone. After taking a closer look, she said in surprise:

"Can you run this game on your phone? My phone's CPU is too slow and the game is very slow. When can you lend me your phone to play with?"

"Obviously I borrowed it first." Xiaoqin protested.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Xiong Yaoyue stuck out her tongue, "Then I'll line up behind Xiaoqin."

I rolled my eyes and threw the phone directly to Xiong Yaoyue and said, "You go ahead and play. Xiaoqin's seat is next to mine. There will be plenty of opportunities to play in the future."

"No~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~I want to play now." Xiaoqin said coquettishly.

"Then you call me Sister Winnie, and I'll give it to you." Xiong Yaoyue said generously.

"Classmate Ye Lin is bullying." Xiaoqin ignored Xiong Yaoyue's conditions and lay on the table, shaking her shoulders and crying.

Xiong Yaoyue touched Xiaoqin's hair softly, "Don't cry, I'll give it to you. It's just a game. Don't hurt the friendship of your classmates."

I waved my hand to Xiong Yaoyue and told her to ignore Xiaoqin, "She is pretending to cry. If you don't believe me, just give her a squeak."

Xiong Yaoyue curiously put her hand into Xiao Qin's armpit. As expected, Xiao Qin jumped up from the table and couldn't stop laughing.

"Hahahahaha, you, hurry up, stop it."

"So you are so cunning." Xiong Yaoyue puffed up her cheeks, "I will enjoy Ye Lin's mobile phone first. It will be your turn in the next class."

"Remember to delete Xiaoqin's save file." I asked Xiong Yaoyue carelessly.

"No problem, I will pay attention to this kind of thing." Xiong Yaoyue probably didn't hear clearly and thought I said "Don't delete Xiaoqin's archive."

Xiaoqin leaned on the desktop and cried again: "It took me 5 hours to type out that save file."

I suddenly asked out of curiosity: "What's your record in the endless pool mode of "Plants vs. Zombies"?"

Xiaoqin stopped crying and wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, "177 rounds, what's wrong?"

177 rounds, my record is only 28 rounds. Where do you get so much time to play games? Ordinary girls don’t like playing computer games as much as you do.

"Because classmate Ye Lin installed it for me when he repaired my computer last time. Every time I play "Plants vs. Zombies", I can feel classmate Ye Lin's full love for me."

"In addition, in order to commemorate my childhood classmate Ye Lin, every time I play the endless pool mode, I have to plant a row of small spray mushrooms on the front line, and then wake them up with coffee beans..."

With such a weak start, can we still play to 177 rounds? And why can the little mushroom commemorate me?

"I tried my best to protect the little mushroom from being eaten by zombies, but if it was eaten, I had to plant the nuclear bomb mushroom in its original position... Anyway, now classmate Ye Lin has grown up..."

Sure enough, it’s still an obscene metaphor of a small mushroom mushroom turning into a nuclear bomb mushroom. None of this is important. Please tell me the secret of playing to 177 rounds.

When the school bell rang, I realized that I had made a mistake.

This class is a Chinese class, a Chinese class for Mr. Zhang who is not easy to mess with.

Xiong Yaoyue put her cell phone between her legs and played games with her head down. I was too far away from her to give her a verbal warning.

"Quick." I said to Xiaoqin, "use your mobile phone to send a text message and send it to my mobile phone. Let Xiong Yaoyue play after class. If Old Man Zhang finds out, it will be too late."

Xiaoqin slowly took out her mobile phone, pouted and said, "Why do you care so much about Xiong Ni?"

Who is Xiong Ni? You mixed up Xiong Yaoyue and Zhuang Ni's names. Your mobile phone input method is too weird and the keyboard is small. I can't use it. Send a message to Xiong Yaoyue and tell her to put away her phone first. Get up.

"But wouldn't it be even worse if classmate Ye Lin's cell phone rings?"
To be continued...