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【387】 Busy Monday

I originally planned to explain to Xiaoqin that I was learning boxing from her grandfather, but then I thought about it, it was really embarrassing that I still couldn't beat her after learning her family's martial arts, so I might as well not tell her.

So I brought the topic back to Xiaoqin's uncle, who is the chairman of Qingzi Education Group and the principal of Qingzi Academy.

"That's not right. Since your uncle has such a big property, why did Aunt Ren take you to live in a large courtyard when you were young? Aunt Ren could just get a good house casually by being cute to her doting brother. Are you staying?"

"Well... my mother happened to have a falling out with my grandpa at that time. Because my uncle was on my grandpa's side, he was even hated..."

In the end, did Aunt Ren want to live in the old house in the courtyard because she was angry? If she was willing to accept her brother's help, the little bully would no longer be my neighbor. Xiaoqin's uncle, I hate you so much, since you are a sister control Just control your sister to the end. How could you bear to let Aunt Ren live in such an old house for so many years?

Speaking of which, Aunt Ren and the old man had a falling out. It seemed that Aunt Ren had a private life-long arrangement in Hong Kong. Xiaoqin's biological father seems to be named Huo. No wonder the old man hates people with the surname Huo. An article about Aunt Ren was published in a movie magazine. As mentioned in the book, this Hong Kong man named Huo still did not change his romantic nature after marrying Aunt Ren. As a result, Aunt Ren caught and raped her in bed. Aunt Ren did not give the other party any chance to explain or apologize, and directly beat the adulterer and the adulterer. He turned into a pig and ran back to the mainland with his children.

Xiaoqin's father, I hate you too. If you hadn't betrayed Aunt Ren, I wouldn't have been bullied by the bully for so many years.

In addition, after so many years, the relationship between Aunt Ren and the old man has not been completely repaired. Although Xiaoqin once learned Yin Yang Sanshou from her grandfather for a period of time, it can be seen that the relationship has improved slightly, but the old man's weird temper must be tolerated. I can't help but say to Aunt Ren again:

"I told you that Huo was unreliable. You damn girl didn't listen to the old man's words..."

Aunt Ren, who had a hot temper, must have become angry all of a sudden. She directly took Xiaoqin's hand and pulled her with her father, Sayuna. Xiaoqin's uncle had to persuade both sides. Neither of them were human. He, a student from Qingzi Academy Principal, you must be quite a coward.

I suddenly remembered something.

"Xiao Qin, your uncle is the chairman and principal of Qingzi Academy. If you want to get a set of their school uniforms, it should be easy."

"Yes." Xiaoqin replied with a smile, "I have several girls' uniforms from Qingzi Academy in my wardrobe, including out-of-print styles. In addition... I also asked my uncle for a few boys' uniforms, yes. I want it according to classmate Ye Lin’s figure, because it can be worn as a couple’s costume in the future..."

Couple dress, your sister, since you have ready-made school uniforms that fit my figure, when I asked you to help mend the buttons a few days ago, why didn't you just give me a new school uniform, it turns out those buttons are not from your youth. You snatched it from the students of Zi Academy. You took off the buttons from the brand new uniform and sewed it on the old uniform that you had been wearing for a while. Your stupidity cannot be described in words.

"Guan, about the buttons..." Xiao Qin murmured, "I finally had the opportunity to sew clothes for classmate Ye Lin and fulfill one of my top ten wishes. I couldn't bear to give it up. The school uniform with all the buttons was ripped out. You will forgive me."

I won't forgive you. It will fly out of the closet tonight, cover your face and suffocate you to death.

When I returned the copied Chinese homework to Gong Caicai, as a study committee member, she said weakly:

"Um...Classmate Ye Lin, it's better to do your homework yourself..."

Gong Caicai's homework was snatched away by Xiong Yaoyue before it stayed in front of her master for a second.

"Ye Lin has finished copying it, so hurry up and lend it to me."

Gong Caicai had no choice but to turn around and say to Xiong Yaoyue: "Xiong, it's better to do your homework yourself..."

"I know, I know." Xiong Yaoyue said while copying it over, "I will write tomorrow's homework myself, and I like the name Winnie more recently. Don't call me Little Bear, call me Winnie."

"But... Winnie the Pooh is a male..." Gong Caicai said this.

"How do you know it's a male?" Xiong Yaoyue retorted, "Winnie the Pooh in the cartoon doesn't wear pants all day long, and there's no penis between its legs."

Xiong Yaoyue openly brought up the topic of little penis, and Gong Caicai blushed and stopped talking.

The girl who made up her mind to use Winnie as her real name seems to have forgotten that yesterday in the alley, she was in the same pantyless state as Winnie the Pooh in the cartoon for a long time.

At this point, in order to avoid some people making malicious speculations about me, I must declare: I did not sell the pair of underwear that Amy gave to Xiong Yaoyue and later burst, to Director Cao.

Its final result was that it was cremated by me. In order to block its evil temptation to me, I burned it on the gas stove.

The flames stirred up Lao Gao and almost burned my range hood, causing a fire. My handsome hero almost died at the hands of his underwear.

Ah, the triangular piece of cloth that was nirvana in the flames, you will definitely forgive me. I seemed to see you clasping your hands together and saying:

"The raging fire will burn my broken body. Life will be so joyful, and death will be so painful..."

After I dealt with the underwear demon, I called Pentheus again to inquire about the details of donating money to a special education school.

I don’t know if I don’t ask. After asking, I found out that Pentheus donated half of his income every month. With Pentheus’ generosity, the special education school could barely support itself, and so far no child has been allowed to die because of it. Economic problems keep students out of school.

"Hey, Pentheus, you are really a living thunderbolt in the new century. You have done so many good things, and you will definitely go to heaven in the future."

"I hope so." Pentheus said, "I have killed many lives in the past, and now I can only do what I can to make up for it. If I can't go to heaven, I won't be able to see the God who haunts me... …”

Are you still thinking about having sex with God? Pentheus, you are determined to be the mistress of God and the Virgin Mary. If you succeed, you will be Jesus' stepmother in the future. Will you be given a baby? Your honorific title is "Holy Queen Mother", should I establish a good relationship with you while you are still in the mortal world, so that I can have a roof over my head in the future? Others know people who are officials, and I know people who are gods. Who would disapprove of me? Just let Pentheus strike her to death with lightning.

Finally, I transferred Xiong Yaoyue's 900 yuan donation to Pentheus through online banking and asked him to donate to the special education school on my behalf.

In my eyes, although Pentheus is a gay, he is much more reliable than the Red Cross. Having said that, if all the members of the Red Cross were gay, there would be no people like Guo Meimei (but maybe Mr. Guo appears).

Pentheus is determined to be the stepmother of Jesus. How could he embezzle my little money? I think that if Pentheus intends to compete with the Red Cross Foundation and remove the word "gold" that the Red Cross Foundation values ​​most,

Open a "Red Cross Foundation". In time, people will be moved by Pentheus's great personality and donate money to the "Red Cross Foundation" one after another. Pentheus is doing both charity and charity, which is gratifying.

What a joy.

After talking about underwear and donations, let’s go back to Monday’s timeline.

Every time in physical education class, when the girls need to change clothes, the boys are kicked out of the class, leaving a group of girls to hang out slowly, and today is no exception.

Xiaoqin, who still did not participate in physical exercise and was just watching from the sidelines, ran to my ear and whispered secretly during my basketball practice:

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... I discovered a secret. The lustful classmate Ye Lin will definitely be interested in it. Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it?"

Please don't prefix me with "lascivious", okay? If you want to prefix it with "excellent", "great", or "holy".

"When everyone was changing clothes in the classroom, I discovered that many girls in our class were not wearing bras because the weather was too hot."

"Nonsense. It's easy to sweat when the weather is hot. If you don't care, you'll expose your bumps."

"It's true." Xiao Qin said emphatically, "If you're afraid of bumps, you can use nipple pasties, but everyone is still comparing whose nipple shape is more beautiful."

I'm definitely lying, but that scene seems very desirable... girls from the second grade (3) class of junior high school who are almost naked from the waist up, get together and comment on other people's nipples...

Xiaoqin suddenly said "Oh", seeming to have remembered something.

"The monitor doesn't wear a bra either, her nipple pasties are shell-shaped."

I am sure, absolutely certain, that you are lying and spreading rumors. There is absolutely no way that the monitor would come to school wearing less underwear. As for nipple pasties, I don’t believe that the monitor would wear them.

"Believe it or not." Xiao Qin pouted, "Anyway, when the weather is hot, the squad leader becomes more playful. The second female lead also has this kind of personality."

"With those shell-shaped breast patches, the monitor must think she is a mermaid. If you don't believe it, just go and see for yourself."

As Xiaoqin said this, she pointed to the field where the monitor practiced volleyball.

I ignored Xiaoqin and went on the court to play another round of basketball.

When get out of class was about to end, I was extremely bored, so I strolled to the volleyball court to watch Xiong Yaoyue and the monitor's double play.

Xiong Yaoyue seems to have completely recovered from her foot injury yesterday. She has incredible recovery ability. She is an earthworm, right? If Xiong Yaoyue is cut in half, will she become two Xiong Yaoyue?

On the court, Xiong Yaoyue moves very neatly, receives the serve without hesitation, and smashes the ball extremely fiercely. She is such a womanly man.

As for the squad leader’s volleyball moves, all I can see is:

The monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest, the monitor's chest...

What was going on with me? Xiaoqin's words prejudged me. I kept staring at the squad leader's chest, wondering if the squad leader wasn't wearing a bra and was wearing a nipple patch.

Eunuch Cao came up from behind and offered a tissue with both hands.

"Master, please use it."

"Hey, why did you give me a tissue?"

"Master, your saliva is flowing out..."

When I was wiping my saliva, the bell rang. For some reason, Eunuch Cao ran away in a hurry. When I was stunned, the monitor had already walked up to me with a volleyball in his arms.

Although I knew the situation was not good, I still couldn't control my eyes. The video signal my brain received was still:

The monitor’s chest, the monitor’s chest, the monitor’s chest, the monitor’s chest…

Hey, it seems there are no nipple pasties or anything that looks like a shell.

"You know," the monitor said to me with half-squinted eyes, "girls can feel the gaze of perverts."

"I'm not a pervert." I denied while hiding the tissue behind my back.

"Then why do you keep staring at my chest."

"I'm just curious..."

"I'm curious, do you stare at others like this on the street?"

"That won't happen. Others don't have shell-shaped breasts..."

Ah, I was hit hard on the nose by the squad leader with a volleyball, and then he flicked his hair and left me with a look of contempt on his back. The moment the monitor turned around, I seemed to see a slight trace of a bra strap underneath the monitor’s sportswear. ah.

The monitor was obviously wearing a bra, so I fell into Xiao Qin’s trap and did something to lower the monitor’s favorability.

And before I finished my sentence, the monitor must have thought that I was going to say that she had shell-shaped breasts. Shells are both hard and strangely shaped, which was extremely offensive to the monitor whose breasts were shaped like peaches.

I chased after the monitor’s back and corrected myself:

"It's all Xiaoqin's fault. Don't blame me. I thought you weren't wearing a bra..."

Volleyball's second consecutive hit, this time even nosebleeds came out. I personally experienced the power of the squad leader's smash. Class 2 (3) of junior high school has great hope of winning the women's volleyball championship.

When I went to the infirmary to find Chen Yingran's medical cotton to stop the nosebleed, I found that Xiao Qin had come over at some point and was having a good time talking about something with Chen Yingran.

"Oh, classmate Ye Lin, why do you have a nosebleed?" Xiaoqin jumped up in panic and looked at my face from a very close distance, "I told you not to be so lustful a long time ago. If you don't get rid of this bad habit, you It will be life-threatening."

I glared at her fiercely.

The nosebleed is not because of lust, but because I believed your lies. Are you deliberately trying to make the squad leader angry with me? I will never believe anything you say in the future.

After my nostrils were blocked with cotton, I found Chen Yingran flipping through a newspaper. In the social news section, there was a sensational title: "A woman in Fujian repeatedly molested boys and kissed the penis of a 4-year-old boy." To redness and swelling".

"It's so inhumane to have a kiss at the age of 4." Chen Yingran criticized righteously.

Hey, you are trying to make a fool of yourself. Is it humane for you to kiss a 14-year-old?

When I returned to the classroom, I found a piece of paper stuffed into the desk, which said: "I'll return the shopping card to you. Don't think that you can treat me lightly by giving me benefits."

Next to the note, the 500-yuan shopping card that I won in the supermarket lottery last Friday with my monitor was lying there quietly, as if it was a silent mockery of me.

I looked in the direction of the class monitor. She was carefully preparing for the next class without even looking at me.

Xiaoqin was extremely happy.
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