I stood outside the door, eavesdropping on the conversation between Auntie Ren and my father in the room. After a while, I felt someone rushing towards the door.

I hurriedly took N steps back, pretending to have just walked over. Sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Aunt Ren walked out angrily, with my father trying to persuade me from behind.

"Hongli, don't worry, the necklace may not have been left in the hotel..."

Aunt Ren was furious when she heard this: "Who allowed you to scream so disgustingly? Do you want to die?"

Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my father still recognized me at a glance. At least I was his own and not given as a gift.

Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't do it in front of the child..."

His voice was so low that Aunt Ren probably only heard the word "child" clearly.

"What..." Aunt Ren's face changed color, "It's not enough that you took advantage. You are still thinking about having a child. You are so shameless. I took several tablets of Yuting the next day and I will never get pregnant with your evil son. "

When I got closer, Aunt Ren realized that she had made a mistake, glared at our father and son fiercely, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word, probably to ask the floor manager about the necklace.

When we walked in, my dad and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly.

"Dad, you really didn't hide Aunt Ren's necklace."

"Really not." Dad spread his hands, "I'm not the Cowherd who peeked at Weaver Girl taking a bath. Cowherd could force Weaver Girl to marry him by hiding her clothes. Did I have such an idea? "

"That's not necessarily the case." I muttered, "Cowherd is a lumpen proletarian, and you are an porn commentator..."

All joking aside, I have to do some business today.

I offered the tea leaves and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay and ask for a signature, my dad said suspiciously:

"Have you done anything to apologize to me?"

"No, no." I said as I handed the essay over, "I just wanted to help you brag a little bit, dad. I hope you won't be offended."

Dad read my composition at a glance and said:

"I do have classmates who participated in the design of Shenzhou-10, but they have nothing to do with me."

"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me. Where is she?"

Hey, what makes you even more dissatisfied is this one. Just think of Aunt Ren as a female spy for the time being.

"He also said that I have the rank of general, and threatened your Chinese teacher, saying that if I don't give you high marks, I will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."

"Let me tell you, if Li Tian has a lawyer, I will not hire a lawyer for you, and I will break your legs first."

My father's majesty, which had not been seen for N years, briefly appeared on my father's face, and I felt very relieved.

"Although, I can barely be considered a general..."

Wait... wait, dad, what are you talking about? When did you take advantage of me and pretend to be General Ye Yuanfeng? Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles. Recently, you must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles. I felt that the prospects for harmony in the harem were not optimistic, so I hurriedly lent me the armored vehicle so that I could avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet.

I grabbed my dad by the collar and told him to ask for an armored vehicle. My dad quickly changed his words and said:

"It's not a real general. I deliberately praised North Korea in my latest pornographic movie review. As a result, the president of the HHH fan club was very happy and casually banned me as a general..."

"Of course, the president did not speak to me directly. His Mandarin seems to be poor. An agent named 'General Cui' told me this. In fact, General Cui's Mandarin is also very strange..."

"In addition, Director Cao was also made a general by the president. It is estimated that this military rank is equivalent to an internal class of the HHH fan club, and he is qualified to enter the hidden forum of the forum..."

That's useless. You can't even get an armored vehicle and you still dare to call yourself a general, and your president is too self-aware. He's just a concentration camp for wretched men, and he actually gives military ranks to the members of the organization.

Although I regret that my father is not a general who can mobilize troops, he still signed my essay happily and just complained:

"Don't brag like this next time. Besides, this beef jerky is a bit hard..."

It’s okay, next time I brag in my essay, I will use softer beef jerky to bribe you.

That night I slept in my dad's room. It was a standard room with two beds anyway, so it was free if I didn't use it.

Dad and I chatted until late at night. Apart from joking about my sunglasses, he just wanted to ask me to find out what Aunt Ren’s hobbies were.

Do you really plan to pursue Aunt Ren? Are you determined to turn Xiaoqin into my sister?

"Dad, you...you let it go."

There is no need to make it clear between father and son. Of course I am referring to whether dad has let go of his relationship with Ai Shuqiao.

The hesitation flashing in my father's eyes made my heart sink, but he steeled himself and said:

"It's probably...time to let go..."

No, I still haven’t let it go. The toxins Ai Shuqiao injected into my father’s body have not completely dissipated yet. When I watched the animal show on the Discovery Channel, I thought the platypus was the only poisonous mammal, but I was shocked. You are absolutely wrong. All women in the world are poisonous. The more beautiful a woman is, the more poisonous she is.

However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, Aunt Ren's toxicity is indeed milder. Is it necessary to fight fire with poison? Compared with letting dad fall into the abyss of love forever, even if Aunt Ren becomes a stepmother and Xiao Qin becomes a step sister, Should I also help dad catch Aunt Ren?

It's such an arduous task. Even if it is accomplished, I don't know whether it will be a blessing or a curse.

However, I am quite looking forward to the result of making Xiao Qin my adopted sister. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time.

Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiaoqin, I have become a little concerned if she is not by my side. I might as well let her become my sister and get along with me day and night every day, but there is a huge gap in the middle. My sister.

That night I had a sweet dream. I dreamed that Amy and Xiaoqin, both in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we even met the squad leader by chance later.

The monitor called me under a tree and told me with a sad face that she had something to tell me.

What else is there to worry about? I thought to myself, the troublesome person no longer exists. If you like it, just say so. Since you advocate economy, let’s keep the marriage simple. There is a small forest next to it, so why not just say it directly? The bridal chamber...

As a result, the squad leader said in a tone that saw through the world: "Actually... I am also your sister..."

Damn it, I woke up with a fright. My sweet dream turned into a nightmare. I met a girl who is my sister. You think I am Duan Yu.

Moreover, monitor, your birthday is one day older than mine. Even if you become related to me, you should still be my sister. Don't get into such an unscientific dream.

The next day I did some homework in my dad's room, which was worthy of the monitor's instructions on Friday night.

I will do my homework seriously. Please don't become blood related to me. This is my lifelong request.

It suddenly occurred to me that the squad leader's toxins had invaded my body without even realizing it.

You, nicknamed the "Justice Demon" by everyone, are also good at using toxins like other women. It doesn't suit you well.

I shook my head to get rid of all the random thoughts. After having lunch outside, my father and I parted for the time being. Let me not talk about it for now, but my father has teaching materials to compile.

It was blocked due to bird flu some time ago, and then there was the incident with Aunt Ren. Dad wasted a lot of time and was probably behind schedule. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and didn't rush him at all.

Don't live up to Uncle He's kindness. Save your time on writing pornographic movie reviews and compile textbooks. The empty-headed general you get in exchange for currying favor with the president of the HHH fan club is of no use at all.

On the way, I had nothing to do, so I called Xiaoqin.

"Ye, are you classmate Ye Lin?"

I heard the sound of rushing water coming from the other side.

"I, I'm washing my hair, my face is covered with foam, I can't open my eyes..."

Hey, don't answer the phone while you're washing your hair, and you connected so quickly. Do you keep your phone with you anytime, anywhere, including going to the bathroom?

"You are washing your hair, let me call you later..."

"No... no need, the bathroom is full of steam and not cold at all. If you have anything to say, classmate Ye Lin, just say it."

It's cold. You actually said you'd be cold in this weather. Could it be that... you're not washing your hair, but taking a shower? You don't have a single piece of clothing on your body. Are you completely naked? In that case, you still have to answer my call. ?

"Classmate Ye Lin, can my mobile phone take pictures~?"

"I know. Apart from its good-looking appearance, your broken phone can only take photos and cannot even surf the Internet. Why are you carrying it now?"

"(*^__^*) Hehe... If Ye Lin wants it, I can take a photo of myself and send it to you via MMS~?"

Do you want to send me a selfie nude photo? Who wants to see your head full of foam and your eyes closed tightly? If you can’t even open your eyes, the photo will definitely be crooked and blurry. What’s more, , if you can’t use your eyes, you will definitely send the wrong MMS message. Although there may be no male in your contacts except me, but even if you send it to Aunt Ren or the squad leader by mistake, it will be a big accident. Aunt Ren can guess it. What's going on? I'm going to spank you for sure. As for the squad leader, she might think you're going to have sex with her.

After rejecting Xiaoqin and making the "Twenty-eight Middle School Porn Photo Sect" incident disappear, I asked again:

"Xiao Qin, do you know what Aunt Ren usually likes?"

"Hey." Xiaoqin felt very strange, and later she couldn't help giggling.

"Is classmate Ye Lin... starting to please my mother-in-law? I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin is quite traditional..."

"...Actually, there is no need to worry at all. Even if mom disagrees, I will force mom to marry me to you by threatening to drink pesticide."

Stop having sweet dreams. Who wants to please my mother-in-law? I want to please my stepmother to avoid being abused like Cinderella in the future.

After asking for a long time, Xiaoqin couldn't tell what Aunt Ren liked, but she said with certainty: Aunt Ren hated being controlled, despicable people, and men's philandering...

Dad is not the kind of person who keeps his wife at home after getting married. I think that Dad’s special skill is that no matter who he marries, he will eventually turn himself into a strict henkeeper. Instead of managing his wife by himself, he seems to prefer Being managed by my wife.

The despicable villain should have nothing to do with my father. You see, he can sell adult products with such righteousness. If we go back to ancient times, he will definitely be called a benevolent gentleman. I just don’t know if writing pornographic movie reviews counts. Despicable and shameless person.

As for being carefree, my father should definitely not be carefree. When I was 7 or 8 years old, a young girl wearing glasses and combing her hair in pigtails (later I found out she was my father’s student) often came to my house to ask for advice from my father. When it comes to life problems, I tried my best to give me sweets to increase my reputation. Looking back now, I definitely wanted to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad. My dad was afraid of delaying her, so he deliberately gave her a bad look, and finally made her cry once. I ran away and never came back. My biggest source of snacks was gone.

But my fancy plan will probably arouse Aunt Ren's rage. I still need armored vehicles. I need the defensive squad leader's shotgun, Xiao Qin's hatchet, and Aunt Ren's bone-breaking flying kick.

A crisp, clear "pop" came through the handset of my mobile phone, bringing me back to reality.

"Hehe, classmate Ye Lin, guess where the sound came from when I was shooting."

Don't let me hear the weird sound of "papapapa". Please tell me what Auntie Ren likes.

"Classmate Ye Lin must ask my mother what her favorite thing is, and it can only be me..."

"What."

"My mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will also like you..."

Don't get me wrong, I am not chasing you, but I am chasing your mother so that my dad can please you. Shouldn't you let my dad take you to the amusement park in order to please Aunt Ren?

In the end, I didn't find out what Aunt Ren was particularly fond of (other than Xiao Qin), but Aunt Ren seemed really anxious after she lost the necklace her mother passed down to her.

At this time, the taxi had stopped at the entrance of my community. I paid the taxi and asked Xiaoqin to take a shower first, and then hung up the phone.

"Oh, how did classmate Ye Lin know that I was taking a shower?" Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now classmate Ye Lin knows that I am chatting naked with you... I am so shy."

Naked chat about your sister, shy of your sister, you obviously first said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, then you slapped your thighs or butt, deliberately letting me hear the sound, when I become your brother, you must treat me well Please discipline this slutty sister.

I was running an online store at night, and while listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "Kiss Balloon" hadn't been put on the shelves yet, and answering a female customer's question about the power consumption of the massage stick, the cell phone on the table rang.
Chapter completed!