The squad leader stayed in the kitchen and bathroom area for a long time. I found that she was mainly looking at small items such as dishcloths and garbage bags. In front of a row of crisper boxes with "Discount Offers" written on them, she looked at them for a long time and finally did not take them. One comes to the shopping cart.

Next, her eyes were attracted by the half-price microwave gloves. She held the two alternative gloves in her hands and compared the pros and cons of the two with microscope-level precision.

"Sister, I'll be fine in a moment, don't worry."

The squad leader was too immersed and inadvertently thought of me as her younger brother and said so.

She blushed as soon as the words came out of her mouth. It was a trivial matter that she mistook me for Shu Zhe. The main reason was that the tone of her words just now sounded like a kindergarten teacher coaxing a child.

Shu Zhe, don't you usually let your sister worry so much? Do you just pick something from the monitor and push her around?

But having said that, girls take a long time shopping. I am so patient, firstly because I want to improve the reputation of the monitor, and secondly because the monitor is wearing a skirt today.

I won't say that every time the monitor bends down to pick up the merchandise, I will cast a malicious glance at him from behind, hoping to accidentally capture some of the scenery under her skirt.

But the squad leader is like a experienced martial artist. Even if it is unintentional, he will strictly guard what is under his skirt. In the end, the despicable me didn't see anything.

However, it is quite exciting to stare at the squad leader's white legs above the knees while being careful not to let the squad leader notice.

After finally choosing a microwave glove, the monitor put the glove into the shopping cart, no, it was in the shopping basket in the shopping cart, and then told me that she had bought all the things she needed, and she could go to the checkout after I had finished buying them. .

I quickly grabbed two boxes of toothpicks from the shelf, then pushed the shopping cart towards the checkout counter.

"Is this the only thing you choose?"

Because I waited for her for a long time but didn't let her wait any longer, the monitor seemed a little embarrassed.

"It's okay." I said, it's natural for men to move faster than women. We men were hunting tens of thousands of years ago, and you women are responsible for gathering. If you move slowly, the fruit will not escape, but if you move slowly, the prey will definitely escape. Drop it,"

"Really, you are quite a chauvinist." The squad leader's tone was a bit colder, "If there is a chance, let's compete to see who is better at hunting."

Oops...Oops, I forgot that the squad leader came from a family of hunters. If he picks up the shotgun, not only the wild boars but also the goats will fall. Even my competitor will suffer misfortune.

Bastard, it's enough for a woman to learn how to collect. Why does your uncle who is a ranger teach you marksmanship? Is it so that when you face your boyfriend's betrayal, you don't need to be a little girl gathering mushrooms, but a girl carrying a bag? A sniper huntress?

I don’t want to be a decoration in the ranger’s hut. I don’t want to be hung on the wall side by side with wild boar specimens. I don’t want to be made into a carpet like a bearskin and be stepped on by the squad leader. The Animal Protection Association is here to save me. ah.

There were a lot of people queuing up at the checkout counter. I looked from checkout counter No. 1 to checkout counter No. 9 and saw the same pattern, so I randomly queued at the end of the queue.

I felt thirsty while shopping in the supermarket, so I picked up the half-filled bottle of Pulse in the shopping cart, raised my neck and took a sip, then handed it to the monitor and asked:

"Would you like to drink?"

The monitor looked back at me without saying a word, as if waiting for me to discover my mistake.

No...it's not good. Letting the class monitor drink the drink I drank on the lips was equivalent to an indirect kiss. Because I was always hanging out with Xiaoqin, I ignored that girls might care about this kind of thing.

In the end, the monitor's reason had nothing to do with the indirect kiss.

"How can you drink first when you haven't paid for the drink yet?"

"Hey, but that's what everyone does. Don't you have restaurants where you eat first and pay later? I don't know how to take a few sips and then put them back..."

"Anyway, you did it in the wrong order."

So what is the right order? Get married first and then the bridal chamber. It's just a bottle of drink. Don't worry about it to this extent.

I grimaced and pointed to another unopened bottle of Pulse in the shopping cart.

"If you hate kissing me indirectly, just drink the new bottle..."

"This is not an issue of indirect kissing, nor is it an issue of old or new." The monitor continued to lecture me, "Before you pay, this bottle of drink belongs to others, and you cannot infringe on other people's property rights."

Monitor, stop talking. You have elevated this trivial matter to such a high level that the aunt at the back is laughing at us.

Besides, you don't care about old or new, and you don't care about indirect kisses. Could it be because we have already kissed directly? Looking back, the taste of your lips seems to be sweeter than this bottle of drink.

It took a long time before it was our turn to pay. The monitor put his shopping basket on the checkout counter first and said non-negotiably:

"Check out separately, we are not together."

No one said that we were together, please don't be so sensitive. The cashier boy looked at you and then at me, but he thought we were an awkward couple.

After scanning the monitor’s merchandise, the cashier boy said slowly:

"Now we have an event in our supermarket. If you collect 100 yuan of goods, you can participate in the lottery. Miss, you are only 9 yuan away..."

When the monitor hesitated a little, I placed my goods on the cashier and said, "Let's check out together, so we can definitely participate in the lottery."

Before the monitor had time to stop me, the cashier boy took my money and printed out a receipt. He was quite happy to be able to save one payment procedure.

I took the receipt and lined up in front of the service desk with the monitor to prepare for the lottery. The monitor gave me the money he had to pay according to the amount recorded on the receipt.

Then, under my surprised gaze, she took the unopened bottle of Pulse from my plastic bag, unscrewed the cap and took a sip.

"What are you looking at?" she said confidently but also slightly shyly, "calculate carefully. I have just paid you for this bottle of drink. It is now my drink. I am thirsty. Drink it yourself." Can’t we have some drinks?”

Of course, you don’t have to pay and I will let you drink. Since you are thirsty, don’t hold back. You can die if you take a sip before paying.

The winning rate in this Wal-Mart event was quite high, usually with a plastic cup or a bottle of green tea. When it was our turn to draw, the uncle in front happened to draw a trolley. I said to the monitor:

"I'm not very lucky with money, so you can draw a lottery."

The squad leader looked a little embarrassed, "My financial luck is not good either..."

But we didn't expect to win any big prizes, so she casually reached into the lottery box and took out a lottery ticket.

Unexpectedly, after the staff scraped off the coating, they excitedly called to their colleagues to take a look:

"Hey, the first prize is the first prize. Our supermarket has finally won the first prize. Hurry up and call Xiaosun and the others to show off."

When the staff bar handed the shopping card containing 500 yuan to the monitor, she was still stunned on the spot, not used to the envious looks from the surrounding customers.

"I've obviously never even been hit by a balloon..."

The monitor whispered.

Although I was quite surprised, 500 yuan is not 5 million, so it is not unusual to win one occasionally. My second aunt went to the drugstore to buy medicine and even won a flat-screen TV worth 4,000 yuan.

"Wow, monitor, you are so lucky." I clapped my hands to celebrate her, which made her feel embarrassed in front of everyone.

"If I were to go to the lottery, I would definitely not win. I am a famous black hand. When I downloaded the dungeon for Xiao Ding from the Pet Hospital, every time I opened the BOSS, I would get junk that no one wanted."

"Xiao Ding, are you that college graduate who has been refusing to talk to me?" The monitor frowned, "You two always play online games together."

"No, I just check in for him occasionally." I said, "Anyway, you must be lucky to win the first prize. Just take this shopping card back yourself."

"How can that be done?" The squad leader, who left the service desk to avoid being watched by others, said with a serious face, "This is a shopping card that the two of us won together. There is no reason for me to keep it to myself, and my luck is not good either. Well, if I were to draw the lottery by myself, I might not even be able to draw green tea..."

"That's really strange." I said as I pushed the shopping cart towards the exit, "Will our luck improve if we are together?"

This possibility caused the monitor to think for a long time. After a while, she said:

"Whether our luck will improve if we are together, we will have to wait until after the volleyball and basketball games to know."

Hey, what does that have to do with those things? You and I have always been classmates in Class 3. If we can make the class win together, we won’t lose so miserably in the basketball game last year. Is it because? I didn't work hard with you, so it doesn't count as "together". This year, because I was promoted to the Sports Committee, I became your subordinate, the monitor, so you are looking forward to my performance.

"Also, if you don't object..." the squad leader shook the shopping card between his fingers, "if the volleyball and basketball games reach the predetermined target, then I will use the money in the shopping card to buy some drinks and snacks for them. Let’s celebrate. If you lose if you don’t reach the target, I will return the shopping card to you intact.”

Hey, if you win, you will treat us with our money, and if you lose, you will give all the money back to me. Monitor, your reward and punishment standards are a bit strange. Is this the same you who just picked out special offers in the kitchen and bathroom area? Don’t always Is it okay to be so stingy with yourself?

After walking out of the supermarket, I volunteered to help the monitor carry her goods to the bicycle parking area. She smiled and did not refuse.

Suddenly a question that had been lingering in my mind for a long time came up at this time. I couldn't help but ask the monitor:

"Monitor, let me ask you something. Don't be angry. If you wear a skirt and ride a bicycle, aren't you afraid of being exposed?"

The monitor calmly took out four small clips from her skirt pocket and showed them to me in the palm of her hand.

"What is this for?" I couldn't figure it out.

"Just use these little clips to clamp the hem of the skirt. If the position is correct, the skirt will look like shorts. This way it will never be exposed and can prevent perverts like you from peeking."

Who is a pervert? I kindly reminded you but you said you are a pervert. What are you showing off with a few shabby traps? Your intelligence is amazing.

Since it is unsightly to park bicycles haphazardly, Wal-Mart supermarkets have recently provided bicycle parking racks, which are metal racks painted yellow. Bicycles can be placed on the left and right sides, which saves space and looks neat. It is really suitable for patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder like the monitor. The obvious choice.

I looked towards the squad leader's familiar sky-blue bicycle, and suddenly I saw a suspicious-looking fat man holding a tool and using his hands on the squad leader's bicycle.

Are you a bicycle thief? Supermarket security guards, you have failed in your duty. But the monitor's bicycle is a bit old. There is a brand-new mountain bike next to it. Why didn't the thief steal the mountain bike instead of the monitor's car?

No, this fat guy looks familiar. He seems to be a student of No. 28 Middle School. He seems to be a member of the student union in the third year of junior high school. His name is Zuo Xiong or something. It seems that he once wrote an anonymous letter to confess his love to the monitor, but in the end he stupidly dismissed the student. He forgot his ID card in the envelope, but the monitor returned his student ID card to him and refused his request to date...

If you look carefully, you can see that this guy is not trying to pry the squad leader's bicycle lock with the wrench. He is trying to remove the squad leader's bicycle seat. While removing it, he is putting his nose on it and sniffing it. His expression is really perverted, and the squad leader's stockings are... Is the bicycle seat that I have come across indirectly so worthwhile? Are you going to take the bicycle seat home and use it as a pillow?

Anger arose in my heart, and hatred grew in my courage. I rushed forward with a single stride, pointed my hand, and shouted:
Chapter completed!