【369】 Misunderstanding deepens
After the class meeting, Xiaoqin showed me the class uniforms she designed and drew on paper.
Unsurprisingly, it was potatoes again. There was a "3" written on the surface of the smooth potatoes, which would definitely make others mistakenly think that we were preparatory students majoring in agricultural reclamation.
"This is too old-fashioned." I commented, "The crown at least looks more domineering..."
After listening to my words, Xiaoqin immediately added two strokes on the paper and drew a simple crown above the potato.
"You must be domineering this time." Xiaoqin waited expectantly for my affirmation.
Are you copying it mechanically? What does it mean to put a crown on a potato? A potato king? He must also have an eggplant prime minister. The monarch and his subjects will never leave each other and will always linger in your writing, right?
"Tch, you have so many ideas, why didn't you mention them during the class meeting just now?"
"Because there are too many boys in the class. I am embarrassed to draw on the blackboard in front of so many boys. If I upload the drawings on small slips of paper, I am worried that everyone will not understand the profound connotation of my design..."
What's the connotation? What's the connotation of promoting potato planting technology? Besides, you got the crown and "3" by picking up people's wisdom. Only the potato element is your original creation. In the final analysis, Teacher Shui Qin's painting style can be summarized by potatoes. Well, add eggplant at most. You are the shocking "vegetable flow". If you are willing to go on TV to hype yourself up, maybe some people will respect you as a great master.
During the lunch break, I wanted to talk to Gong Caicai alone and ask her not to tell the class monitor about my kiss with Xiaoqin, but Gong Caicai always walked with other girls, and she acted very scared when I got close. It looked like I didn't find a chance, so I had to give it up for the time being.
If this thing can't be done, we have to do another thing.
Another thing is to tell Xiong Yaoyue that Shen Shaoyi, the most handsome boy in No. 28 Middle School, wants to date her.
It may seem a bit vulgar to say this, but it's concise and to the point, and she won't mind it at all.
When I found her, she was taking off her left shoe and sock because there was sand in her sneakers, and was washing her feet next to the wash basin in the back playground.
"The water is damn cold." Xiong Yaoyue said to herself.
"Because Dongshan City uses deep groundwater." I walked over to pick up Xiong Yaoyue's words.
"It's you, I was shocked." Xiong Yaoyue said, "I thought it was the dean. If she catches me washing my feet in the sink, she will give me a notice of criticism."
"It's a trivial matter to be notified and criticized, but if our class is deducted points, the junior class will be very angry, and my ears will suffer again."
Are you taking advantage of her by calling the squad leader "small class" behind her back? Since you're afraid of having your ears plucked, why don't you do it here? This is a special place for us grown men to do it. You, a girl, are doing it with your bare feet. It's quite indecent to wash here.
And if you take a closer look, although most of your skin has been tanned to a wheat color by the sun, your feet still basically maintain their original skin color. Although they are not as white as Gong Caicai, the squad leader, and Xiao Qin, they are still whiter than me. ah.
There is a black and white dividing line on the ankle, which looks like black and white sandwich chocolate. It turns out that Xiong Yaoyue was not born with dark chocolate.
"Do you have a problem with me?"
Xiong Yaoyue didn't care at all that I stared at her feet for a long time.
Of course something happened. I'm here to tell Shen Shaoyi that he wants to ask you out. Otherwise, I would have come here to see you having sex.
"Little Bear, do you know, Shen Shaoyi..."
Halfway through my words, Xiong Yaoyue burst into laughter.
"I know, I know, hahahaha, this matter has spread among the girls, and a boring senior even printed it in the supplement of the school newspaper, with the title "The secret of Shen Shaoyi's relationship problems is revealed, he actually fell in love with her" "Someone I Shouldn't Love", it almost made me laugh to death."
Hey, has the news been leaked? I was talking too loudly to Shen Shaoyi, so his female fans heard it. But, little bear, you don’t have to smile so happily, the person Shen Shaoyi likes is you. , even if you are not interested in dating Shen Shaoyi, you will still become the target of half of the girls in No. 28 High School. Why don't you have such heartless fun?
"Little Bear, please be serious, I am planning to have a serious relationship."
At this time, Xiong Yaoyue had washed the sand off her feet and put on her shoes and socks. She jumped on the ground a few times and couldn't help but say:
"Don't waste time. I'm going to run two laps on the track and field. If you have anything to say, just tell me while I'm running."
I had no choice but to run side by side with Xiong Yaoyue at medium to high speed, risking the possibility of choking after eating, and said while running:
"Little Bear, now that you know everything, whether it's okay or not, you have to give me an answer."
Xiong Yaoyue seemed very happy during the exercise. She continued to accelerate while shouting against the wind:
"From now on, please call me Winnie."
"What."
"Because the name Winnie is high-end and foreign, and is more handsome than Little Bear or Big Bear. I want everyone to call me that."
Again, the answer is not the question. I can understand the monitor's feelings on the podium. What I'm asking is whether you agree to go out on a date with Shen Shaoyi.
"Okay, I'll call you Winnie, but you have to answer my questions honestly." I surrendered, "What are you going to do about Shen Shaoyi's matter?"
"Hey, what does Shen Shaoyi have to do with me?"
Xiong Yaoyue's eyes widened in surprise.
"You... you are going to piss me off to death. Didn't you say that you know all about Shen Shaoyi's emotional problems? Now that you know everything, you should give me a reply."
"Why do you want me to reply to him?"
Do you want to ignore him? Do you want to play tricks on Shen Shaoyi? Did you not expect that Xiong Yaoyue would do this? The public lover Shen Shaoyi will suffer unprecedented cold treatment.
After all, Shen Shaoyi is one of the Eighteen Arhats in the basketball team, and I decided to work harder for him.
"Pooh, Shen Shaoyi has made it very clear. At least..."
"Hey, Ye Lin, what's wrong with you? You make it seem like I have something to do with Shen Shaoyi..."
"It's true that you don't have anything to do with it now, but you can't say for sure in the future..."
"It won't matter in the future. I hate the way he flips his hair. I'm not interested in pretty boys. Besides, he's not yours."
"What, wait, Pooh, what did you say?"
Xiong Yaoyue stopped near the sand pit and looked back at me strangely.
"Ye Lin, you are so naive. Even the people in the school newspaper know about it, and you still want to keep it a secret from me. It's not like a buddy."
Being accused for no reason, I blinked and wondered what Xiong Yaoyue was talking about.
Seeing the aggrieved look on my face, Xiong Yaoyue ran back again and patted my shoulder to express comfort.
"Forget it, I guess you are shy too. Sister Winnie forgives you."
Whose sister are you? I repeat, I am older than you.
"I guessed before that your lover of the same sex is from our school... I didn't expect it to be Shen Shaoyi. No wonder so many girls showed their affection to Shen Shaoyi, but he didn't pay attention to anyone. It turns out that he and you are the same We're a couple. I see you bickering with each other on the basketball court on weekdays. It turns out it's just flirting."
Damn, I'm so angry that I'm vomiting blood. What did you say? It's you who Shen Shaoyi likes. Even if he wants to be gay, he'll be with Captain Guo Songtao. No matter what, it's not my turn. You Could it be that the rumor I heard came from PHS? It spread throughout the school in just one noon. Sure enough, girls like to gossip most at the dinner table.
Xiong Yaoyue said in confusion while doing turning exercises to stretch her muscles:
"But from what those girls said, you seem to be attacking. Didn't you clearly accept before? Could it be that you can both attack and suffer?"
My liver is about to explode. Anyone can be attacked or taken. Who is spreading irresponsible rumors? He talks so happily, as if he wants to support Shen Shaoyi and I to become a couple. It’s not like he is a PHS person. A masterpiece, PHS obviously supports "Taoyi Lian".
I finally calmed down a little and said to Xiong Yaoyue:
"You... are so wrong. Shen Shaoyi likes you and asked me to help you."
Xiong Yaoyue felt like she had heard the funniest joke in the world, and even her stomach burst from laughter.
"Wow, hahaha, how could that pretty boy like me? I'm not familiar with him."
I only like you if I'm not familiar with you. Don't you understand what distance brings beauty? Xiaoqin and I are so familiar that we can't be more familiar. We are so familiar that we go to the men's room together and squat in the adjacent cubicle. But I don’t like that guy who finished going to the bathroom early, then climbed into my cubicle and snatched away my toilet paper. I will never say what I used to wipe my butt in the end.
I repeated Shen Shaoyi's words several times until Xiong Yaoyue felt that I was not joking.
"What's going on? Isn't he your lover? Why did he send you to date me?"
"I'm not gay, how many times do I have to say it before you understand."
"I understand." Xiong Yaoyue clapped her hands together in sudden realization, "Is Shen Shaoyi going to abandon you?"
What do you understand, and where did you come to this bizarre conclusion?
"Isn't it obvious? What a shameless act of betrayal it is to let your lover help you match someone else. How sad it must be for you to be forced to be a matchmaker."
No, you are worrying too much. I am not sad at all, but I am giving up on your IQ.
Xiong Yaoyue clenched her fists in anger and cursed:
"Shen Shaoyi is such a loser. She obviously likes men, but she makes excuses to chase me and get rid of you. As expected, even the pretty face has a black heart."
"Don't say I don't like him. Even if I like him, I will never betray my best friend. Tell me, Shen Shaoyi, that he is the wrong person. I will never poach my best friend."
Her comforting hand touched my shoulder again.
"Don't be sad. Even if you are unlucky and meet a scumbag, you will definitely meet your true love in the future. I will always support you behind your back."
"Um...actually, my captain in the 'Steppenwolf Team' is a very elegant man. Do you want me to introduce him to you?"
No, thank you for your kindness. My heart is so tired and I feel that I will never love you again.
After returning home in vain, I informed Shen Shaoyi of the bad news that Xiong Yaoyue sternly refused.
"Why." Shen Shaoyi clenched his fists, "Why don't you even give me a chance?"
"My condolences..." I advised, "Actually, Pooh has a misunderstanding about you..."
"Pooh, who is Pooh?" Shen Shaoyi frowned.
"Ah, it's Little Bear. She has fallen in love with this nickname recently... Let me tell you, the reason why she rejected you is because of a misunderstanding. You like men..."
Shen Shaoyi's facial features almost moved. He kicked the basketball stand next to him hard, "I don't like men. They are just shamelessly spreading rumors. I have nothing to do with captain Guo Songtao."
No, no, no, the latest rumors have made you and I a couple, but I have no face to tell you.
"In short, Pooh will not pay attention to you until you clarify the misunderstanding that you like men... The most urgent task is to quickly prove that you are not gay..."
"How to prove it?" Shen Shaoyi asked.
"That... I don't know how to prove it... How about you agree to a female suitor first and try having sex in front of Pooh..."
"Damn it, you can come up with this bad idea. In that case, even if Pooh no longer thinks I'm a gay, he'll still think I'm a playboy."
Chapter completed!