The closer she got to the men's restroom, the more boys there were in the corridor. Xiaoqin finally gave up and turned around and ran away when she was still a dozen steps away from the men's restroom.

"What's so great?" Xiao Qin said bitterly before running away, "I often went to places like the men's room when I was a kid."

This reminds me that when the little bully went to the public toilet with us, he always had to go to a stall by himself. I thought he was eating too much and pooping too much. It turned out to be to hide that he didn't have a penis.

Don't talk about such a shameful past as a glorious deed.

In the men's restroom, I usually choose the urinal at the back, because most of the boys in No. 28 Middle School think that I am a grumpy campus boss. If they don't like me, they have to press their heads into the urinal. Go, so no one dares to use the urinal next to me. I use the innermost one, which can reduce the waste of resources.

Today, someone walked up next to me, opened the zipper and let out as much water as possible.

I didn't even need to turn around to know that he must be an acquaintance.

Sure enough, Shen Shaoyi, who looks like an idol singer, is whistling and solving physical problems. In fact, he has a good relationship with me, but I can't stand one thing, that is, he is more handsome than others even when he pee.

"Ye Lin, I heard that you became the sports committee member of Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school."

"That's right," I said, "you may not have enough information. I've been pretending to you for a long time."

"Tch, what is your matter that I should pay attention to every day? Captain Guo Songtao has been conducting special training for Niu Shili of your class every day recently. I didn't know that you became the sports committee and reorganized the class basketball team. You want to join the class basketball team. Perform well in the basketball conference."

"What?" I said with a smile, "You, Class 2, Grade 2, are scared."

"Don't be ridiculous." Shen Shaoyi made a "step aside" gesture to me, "Liu Badui and I have played together in countless inter-school competitions. How can you have a hastily formed team?" will be our opponent."

I stimulated him: "Brother Tao, did you ever say that Niu Shili has made rapid progress?"

Shen Shaoyi curled his lips and said: "What's the use? He's not flexible enough. I can get past him with more fake moves."

"Maybe you can handle him alone," I challenged, "but if two of us defend you under the basket, do you have the confidence to shoot the ball?"

Shen Shaoyi handed me a health ball, "Why are you two guarding me? And I can't shoot three-pointers."

Out of a competitive mentality, the two of us unknowingly walked to the corridor together after bragging about our class basketball team.

Shen Shaoyi suddenly slowed down, put his hands in his pockets, and asked me hesitantly:

"Didn't your class originally have a female sports committee member? If you became the sports committee member, why would she quit?"

"No." Like Shen Shaoyi, I put my hands in my pockets, but my handsomeness is not even 1/10 of his.

Damn it, when I become the leader of the earth, all men who are more handsome than me will be sentenced to death.

"Our class uses a dual-body committee system. I am in charge of the boys and Little Bear is in charge of the girls. You must have seen us in physical education class. Why do you still ask questions knowingly?"

Shen Shaoyi shook his medium-length hair in front of his forehead with some annoyance, causing the girls in the distance to get excited.

"Do the people in your class call her Little Bear?"

"Yes, she doesn't like others to call her by her full name, and some people call her Yueyue."

In front of a window, Shen Shaoyi stopped and looked at a game on the basketball court outside the window. I thought there was some master inside, so I stopped and watched with him.

As a result, there was not a single master. The one who scored the most points was a shooter with a very non-standard shooting posture, commonly known as "holding a urinal". This posture is the easiest to get blocked. Shen Shaoyi, what do you think of this kind of game? Come on, does the urine pot shooting method help improve your three-point shooting percentage?

Shen Shaoyi watched the boring basketball for a while and said to me with a dry throat:

"If you become a male sports committee member, you will have more contact with bears."

"It's okay..." I frowned and wondered what Shen Shaoyi was worried about. Was he really afraid of the double center configuration of me and Niu Shili?

"Ye Lin, do you think Xiaoxiong...has a boyfriend?"

"Hahahahahaha," I laughed and slapped Shen Shaoyi on the back, almost causing him to knock his head on the window glass.

"How could Little Bear have a boyfriend? I think it would be more reliable for her to find a girlfriend on her own."

"The appearance and figure are quite good...but she is too manly to arouse men's desire to protect her. In addition, her daily hobbies are also very masculine. Those who want to find a bear as their girlfriend, Doesn’t it mean that he has a tendency to become gay?”

Shen Shaoyi's face turned red, he stared at me with sharp eyes, and said angrily:

"You...you are not allowed to speak ill of Little Bear behind his back."

"And I don't have any gay tendencies. I don't know who always says that Brother Tao and I are a couple. If I find out about the person spreading rumors, I will strangle him to death."

"Anyway...do you understand?"

Shen Shaoyi turned his eyes back to the basketball court, his face even redder than before.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,.

What is going on? Apart from the fact that the rotten girl PHS received a death warning, what Shen Shaoyi said just now was a bit informative.

Could it be that you like Little Bear and want her to be your girlfriend?

And because I am currently the male sports committee member of the second grade (3) class and have a close relationship with Little Bear, do you want me to help you thread the needle?

It really suits my status as "best friend". As Xiong Yaoyue's best friend, I received an incredible commission.

Shen Shaoyi, who is recognized as a handsome guy and a girl idol in No. 28 Middle School, wants to pursue you actively, and seeing the shy look on his face, he is sincere. Although Shen Shaoyi has received many love letters from girls, he has always been I say that I have to put my studies first, and I have never dated anyone. Why would such an outstanding young man who is a national treasure fall in love with you?

Could it be because the other girls were easily impressed by Shen Shaoyi's charm, but Xiong Yaoyue didn't take him seriously? Last year, when the basketball team of Class 3 lost miserably to Class 2, even most of the girls in our class ended up They started to cheer for Shen Shaoyi, but Xiong Yaoyue was the only one who was particularly unconvinced, saying that she would go on stage and kick Shen Shaoyi's ass...

Shen Shaoyi, you are indeed a favorite. PHS did not pair you and Brother Tao in vain. Because Xiong Yaoyue refused to abandon you, did you fall in love with her instead?

This... should be considered a good thing. Although Shen Shaoyi often quarreled with me, he still regarded me as a buddy. Although Xiong Yaoyue and I had some strange misunderstandings, she kept calling me buddy and brought the two buddies together to become one. Yes, it should be a great good deed. (This sentence may cause bad associations with PHS)

I smiled evilly and patted Shen Shaoyi on the shoulder, "Young man, you are finally in heat."

Shen Shaoyi shook my hand away, "You are in heat."

I folded my hands on my chest and said in a lazy tone:

"Hey, is this your attitude towards a matchmaker? If you don't respect me again, I will tell Little Bear that you are laughing at her behind her back for her big butt."

"You..." Shen Shaoyi said anxiously, "You are talking nonsense, the bear's buttocks are just the right size."

Are you secretly peeking at other people's buttocks? It seems that you have been thinking about the little bear for a day or two.

"Call me Brother Ye."

"You...what did you say,."

"You already have a younger birthday than me, so you won't suffer any loss if you call me Brother Ye. Why, you don't want me to be a matchmaker anymore."

Shen Shaoyi wanted something from me, so he had no choice but to call out in a low voice: "Brother Ye."

I put my hands to my ears and pretended not to hear.

"Speak louder, didn't you eat in the morning?"

"Brother Ye,,,that's enough."

After shouting these words, Shen Shaoyi gasped for air as if he had just finished a 100-meter sprint.

"That's pretty much it." I said proudly, "Brother Shaoyi, if you have any requests, you can tell Brother Ye now."

The fact that Shen Shaoyi loudly called me "Brother Ye" and that I called him "Brother Shaoyi" reached the ears of PHS. PHS immediately angrily accused me of destroying "Taoyi Love" and shopping online. He read the textbook on the head-lowering technique and declared that if I didn't stop, he would curse me to death by exploding my testicles.

There are thousands of ways to die. Why do you have to curse me to explode my testicles? Do you want me to become a ghost and become a eunuch ghost? The eunuch ghost can't harass Shen Shaoyi, and Captain Guo Songtao can stay and fly with Shen Shaoyi. Didn't you? At least ask for your opinion first. Do you know that Shen Shaoyi wants to strangle you to death for making the message?

Before the school bell rang, Shen Shaoyi told me a lot of useful and useless things. The main idea was that he really liked Xiong Yaoyue and wanted to ask her to sit in an ice cream shop on the weekend and talk to her heart-to-heart.

In other words, do you want to confess your love? Do you want to confess your love in an ice cream shop? Although I have no experience and I don’t know if it is a good idea, but it is true that Xiong Yaoyue likes ice cream. It seems that you have done your research carefully.

So I promised Shen Shaoyi that I would try my best to help him get Xiong Yaoyue out, but I can't guarantee that everything will go smoothly in the future.

"Only, as long as the little bear is willing to come out, I will definitely be able to impress her by then."

Shen Shaoyi's expectant eyes were as shy as a girl's first love.

You are really nervous and shy in front of the people you like. When you declined those female fans who threw themselves into your arms and looked infatuated, you used words and sentences quite appropriately and had the style of an idol. Why are you stuttering now?

After agreeing to matchmaking with Shen Shaoyi, I returned to the classroom of Grade 2 (3). I was thinking about how to tell Xiong Yaoyue about this matter, but I saw the monitor walked behind the podium table with a serious look on his face and announced that he would use this class Self-study class will be held as a whole class meeting.

The topic of the whole class meeting is: Do you agree to buy class uniforms collectively? If you buy class uniforms, what patterns and words should be printed on the T-shirts of the class uniforms.

In fact, this kind of class uniform that emphasizes class personality and has a DIY spirit was bought by our neighboring classes last year. At that time, the class leader felt that since there was a school uniform, there was no need to spend extra money on the class uniform, so he used this as a reason to save. The proposal was rejected once.

But this year, as the volleyball and basketball games are about to be held, purchasing class uniforms will at least make the students off the court feel more at home when cheering, so this suggestion surfaced again.

Moreover, the clothing processing factory that rented our school's house, in order to survive, launched a discount activity for our students, claiming that it would be as cheap as Taobao's products and guarantee the quality.
Chapter completed!