【360】I haven’t been pressed for five hundred years
Amy, who was kissed on the cheek by me, was at a loss, as if if I kissed her breasts, it would make her feel more at ease.
"Why, this is obviously your last chance as a die-hard lolicon..."
Amy looked at me incomprehensibly, and the cold made her teeth chatter.
I felt that the term "die lolicon" was used appropriately, so I joked:
"As the saying goes: Lolicon will die, and his words are also kind... You should put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."
"Do you think it's worth it?" she suddenly asked me seriously.
"Why isn't it worth it?" I asked, "If you were the one who got hit under the tree, I would regret it for the rest of my life."
"In other words, you don't regret it."
"Well, if I do it again, I won't regret it..."
In an instant, Amy's blue eyes were filled with the ashes of burned out passion. In a terrifyingly calm tone, she whispered in my ear:
"You three go over there and wait for me first, okay."
Damn it, don’t scare me. Which three are your grandfather, me, and the sniper Vasya? I don’t want to stay with that madman, just in case he thinks my appearance is against him. Insult means you have to die all over again.
Also, what do you mean by asking us to wait for you? You are only 12 years old. You have a lot of youth to squander in the future. Don’t live with such a pessimistic attitude. Why do you remind me of the 81-year-old man? He said that his relatives and friends, There are more people in the underworld than in the upper world. Is it the same for you? Although you have a large number of fans, the only ones that really matter to you are Grandpa, Dad, Pentheus, me, and Vasya? .
Does Vasya, who almost killed you, count? Does a full dozen count as only 5 people? Does Ai Shuqiao, who has always treated you as a tool, really not in this category?
If I also die, among the people you care about, there will indeed be three people who are no longer alive, and only two people will be with you, and the only one who is always by your side is Pentheus, and they may still be killed by Ai Shuqiao at any time. Recall Pentheus from the United States.
It is inevitable that you will feel that life is boring. Like the old man, you feel that death is not particularly terrible, but something that can be looked forward to. Don't have the same outlook on life as an old man at a young age.
Even if the three of us can really wait for you somewhere, what's the use of your coming? Do you want four people to play mahjong together? Before that, we will always be three and one, sitting behind the table and staring at each other. .
I think whether I am really dead or fake, Amy needs to have a more positive outlook on life.
So I advised her: "Hey, even if I really die one day, don't commit suicide. Don't you believe in God? If you commit suicide, you will fall into hell."
Amy curled her lips: "You are wrong, that is what Islam says, and God is so bad, He doesn't care whether we live or die."
She seemed to understand that I, a dying person, could have a normal conversation with her as a reflection of my past. She firmly believed that I would "wait for her" in another world, so when she talked to me, it no longer seemed like a separation between life and death. It's like I'm getting off a bus.
"I won't commit suicide. Suicide is still very painful." Amy had an unpredictable smile on her face.
"There are many ways to leave this world, and there are even some happier ways..."
"From tomorrow onwards, I will do all the things my mother forbids me to do one by one."
"I will do everything that other people in the entertainment industry will do."
"Whether it's taking drugs or having sex, I want to let reporters film it on purpose to make my mother angry to death."
"If you indulge yourself like this and live a life of debauchery every day, you should die soon."
Amy seems to have painted a very depraved future for herself.
I frowned, Lao Gao, "Hey, you must not take drugs or have sex."
"What's wrong with promiscuity?" Amy looked at me provocatively, "Could it be that because I have had promiscuity, you will dislike me when the time comes? Didn't you say that no matter what happens to me, you will always love me?"
"That's true..." I was worried that the conversation was going in a strange direction, but I saw Pentheus walking from behind the rain curtain, and 004 and 005 behind him.
004 is holding an umbrella in his left hand and a medical kit in his right hand. 005 is holding a pair of military scissors for cutting barbed wire. I don’t know what they intend to use them for.
Pentheus took off his suit jacket as he walked, and his strong muscles covered with bullet marks were soaked by the rain. He looked mighty and domineering, like a god, and was only a little away from Brother Chun.
Pentheus asked Amy to give him some working space. Amy regained some of her usual dignity in front of the bodyguards. She put on her clothes, calmly accepted the care of 004's umbrella, and stood not far away and said to Pentheus:
"Let's see if the manservant can still be saved. If not, remember to keep the body intact as much as possible. I will put him in a crystal coffin and embalm him according to the standards of Mao Zedong of China."
Damn it, don’t give me the treatment of the President of the country. That crystal coffin thing is a scam. When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, I went to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall in Beijing with my dad and saw the Chairman’s body in the crystal coffin... As a result, I had nightmares that night. I didn’t look like Chairman Mao on TV at all. Don’t make me into something that would scare children.
"Huh, I'm going to put the crystal coffin in the big living room of the villa, and then hold a banquet in the living room every day. No matter what I do, I have to let the male servant see it with my own eyes."
Damn, why don't you let me live in peace even if I die? Besides, what's the point of holding banquets every day? Get a bunch of bad friends, take drugs first, and then have promiscuity. Don't do that kind of thing in front of your brother's body. You're desecrating the dead. If you dare to lie down on the surface of the crystal coffin and have sex with others, you will still be angry with me even if I am really dead, turn into your Americans’ favorite zombie, and bite all the guests at the banquet to death.
Pentheus knelt down in front of me, looked at my face, then extended his middle finger to me and asked:
"How many is this."
"Yes, you are a faggot. You are the one who pops your anus every day. If you have the leisure to make fun of you, please rescue me as soon as possible."
Pentheus put his finger on the aorta of my neck and listened to my heartbeat.
"He can't die." Pentheus turned to Amy and said, "I have never seen a dying person so energetic."
Amy didn't particularly believe it, "Don't lie to me. As the manservant I like, he will be more handsome than ordinary people even if he dies."
"Why didn't you bring a doctor?" Although my injury didn't require a doctor, I still had some questions.
"There is always a private doctor on call in the car," Pentheus said, "but the last doctor made the lady unhappy and was driven away two days ago..."
"Miss Emily's personal doctor has always been the most frequently replaced position. Currently, thirty-two doctors have resigned... In order to fill the gap without a doctor, I learned some medical skills in my free time."
Pentheus smiled honestly at me, "So, 004's medical kit is prepared for me, and I will be the doctor who comes to save you this time."
Damn it, you are so gay. As the "Black Death" in the death fighting game, are you now playing tricks of treating diseases and saving people? Don't be too talented. You can drive and use a gun. I It can also be understood that this is the professional skill of a bodyguard, but last time you taught yourself to use tinfoil to open a lock, and this time you said that you have some medical skills, you can do whatever you learn, and you are not going to let others live.
Pentheus observed my vital signs for a while, then ordered 005 to come over and use military shears to cut off a few tree branches that might be in the way.
"You all stay away, miss too." Pentheus warned in a low and powerful voice.
Amy walked to a safe distance under the protection of 004.
"Remember to keep the body intact." Amy seemed to be prepared that I would die as soon as the trunk was removed.
I thought Pentheus would deploy lifting equipment to help, but I saw him take a deep breath, and the muscles on his body immediately swelled. Then he hugged the tree trunk with his arms, pondered for a moment, and suddenly shouted: "rise."
Damn, Lu Zhishen really got up. Lu Zhishen uprooted the weeping willow tree. After lifting the trunk, he dragged it a few steps and then placed it gently under the wall where it would not trip other pedestrians.
After settling the tree trunk, he came back to see me. In order to prove that I was fine, I immediately got up from my crawling position and waved to Amy.
Amy was surprised and delighted, looking completely stunned.
Pentheus stopped me from doing strenuous exercise, saying that I needed further examination, so 004 and 005 pulled out a simple stretcher from the bottom of the medical box, and they carried me all the way to the ambulance's ambulance room.
In order for Amy to keep up with everyone else, Pentheus carried her on his broad shoulders and held up his umbrella to protect her from the rain.
Amy's eyes flickered and she kept asking Pentheus:
"It's true that the manservant will not die. Is it true that he will not die?"
Pentheus answered with a smile every time: "Probably not."
It was my first time to enter the first aid room in an RV. Compared with a hospital, the space is small, but the equipment is very complete.
For example, X-ray machines, electrocardiogram ultrasound machines, ultraviolet disinfection lamps, fully automatic biochemical analyzers, operating tables and shadowless lamps... even meet the requirements for minor surgeries.
I lay on the operating table, which was a little short for me, and Pentheus checked me back and forth with various instruments.
Other than a few scratches on my back from my shirt being scratched by a tree trunk, I wasn't found to have any problems.
Pentheus didn't give up and asked me to take off my coat and pants and "palpate" me.
You are a big-headed idiot, you are obviously just trying to take advantage of me, why are you pretending to be a Mongolian doctor?
After hearing that I didn't suffer any serious injuries and that the X-ray showed no broken bones, Amy's expression softened.
She was originally wearing a towel and didn't change out of her soaked skirt, so she insisted on staying with me in the emergency room and watching me.
Chapter completed!