Although we don’t want to admit it, Amy and I probably both inherited some of Ai Shuqiao’s crazy factors in our veins.

In the pouring rain, Amy actually invited me to take a walk on the Central Pedestrian Street in Dongshan City.

Speaking of the Central Pedestrian Street, the city government made great efforts to build it when I was in the fifth grade in order to attract tourists (this was probably also the time when the courtyard was demolished and Xiaoqin and I were no longer neighbors). The architectural style imitated many other buildings. City pedestrian street.

If there are too many objects to imitate, it will inevitably become nondescript.

Once my father took me to stroll on the pedestrian street on a sunny day. He pointed at the rows of buildings from near to far and said to me, this one is Baroque style, that one is Gothic style, and the one on the left is French classicism. The one on the right is postmodernism, the one we just passed is eclecticism, and the one we are about to pass is romanticism...

While I was eating an ice cream cone that only cost one yuan at that time, I was not very interested in my father’s explanation. I just felt that it turns out that people in the world are not only divided into socialism and capitalism. Even architecture has different isms. I wonder if when night falls, these buildings will transform into giant robots like Optimus Prime, fighting for each other's different doctrines.

If you go for a walk with your sister on the pedestrian street, I will go as many times as you like and I will buy you as many cones as you want, but don’t pick on this damn weather. The Second and Third Ring Roads are already flooded. Even if The Central Pedestrian Street is located in the center of Dongshan City, which has the highest altitude, and there is water up to the ankles.

"Amy, can you go on another date?" I discussed with her.

"No." Amy flatly refused, "Do you think it's easy for me to get a day off? You clearly said you loved me a few days ago, but in the end you weren't even willing to take a walk with me."

"But it's raining so hard today, none of the shops on the pedestrian street will be open."

"Who wants to go shopping in that low-class place?" Amy said disdainfully, "I just went for a walk, a walk."

"Well... in order to reduce the fiscal deficit, Dongshan City usually doesn't turn on the lights during the day." I reminded her, "The clouds are so thick today, I'm afraid there is neither sunshine nor street lights. If you fall..."

"That's why I want you to accompany me as a valet." Amy became impatient, "And the lack of sunshine is just what I like. Don't you know that I am allergic to ultraviolet rays? I like cloudy days and I like rain. Anyway, hurry up Get ready, I will pick you up from downstairs in my RV."

"I like cloudy days and rain." I covered my mouth and laughed, "Are you a frog?"

"Nonsense, you are the frog." Amy said angrily, "And you are the kind of frog that will not turn into a prince even if you kiss him a hundred or ten thousand times."

Forget it, genetically speaking, which one of us is the frog is not good for the other.

At most, we will turn into a frog prince and a frog princess, and there will be a vicious frog queen who wishes we all turned back into tadpoles so that she could control them more easily.

I had no choice but to agree to Amy's unreasonable request. I put on long rainproof clothes and trousers, and rain boots to avoid being too embarrassed by the violent storm.

I was thinking, since the Second and Third Ring Roads are all blocked, how will Amy's RV come to pick me up? Could it be that Americans are the world's number one in technology, but will her RV still be able to fly?

Facts have proved that my thinking was a little biased. This RV, which was manufactured in South Carolina, USA and cost more than 2 million US dollars, is an amphibious RV.

Although you can't become an air force, there is still no pressure to become a navy on a road full of water.

Once it enters the water, the original appearance of a luxury bus will change. Inflatable bags extend from both sides of the car body to provide buoyancy. In a blink of an eye, it transforms into a luxury yacht. A deck can also be hung from the roof so that passengers can get on the deck. Breathe the sea breeze, even go fishing or something.

It was a bunker. Pentheus drove his RV downstairs to my house and asked me to board the car (boat). The neighbor's aunt who was standing at the door of the unit and was worried about not being able to play mahjong was dumbfounded. I jumped When I got on the back deck, I seemed to hear my aunt muttering: "It would be great if I could play mahjong on it..."

Even if you get into a $2 million RV, the first thing that comes to your mind is playing mahjong. Auntie, don’t be too obsessed.

Amy brought unusually few bodyguards with her today. It is probably because she turned into a yacht and the back deck became an excellent sightseeing location, so the two rows of bodyguards that originally housed the rear cabin of the car, which looked like sardine cans, were stowed away to the side and freed up. A clean and tidy white passage.

It can be deformed in many places. No wonder it costs 12 million yuan in RMB.

A trace of sadness suddenly flashed through my heart: Brother Optimus Prime, could it be that you came back to me in this way?

Xiaoqin lied that you were abducted by the underworld, but in fact he hid you in a dark place and let you suffer inhumane torture. The energy block must have been exhausted. With your functions shut down, you attached your soul to Amy. Are you here to visit me in your RV?

Bastard, I will definitely save you. For the sake of Brother Optimus Prime, I can no longer regard Xiaoqin's home as a scourge. As long as you give me a chance, even if I turn Xiaoqin's bedroom upside down, I will kill Optimus Prime. Brother Zhu, rescue him.

In addition, please don’t question why robots have souls. In the cartoon, since the dead Starscream can cause ghosts, why can’t Brother Optimus Prime do the same?

I heard from my father that after his death, Guan Yunchang was consecrated by emperors of all dynasties, all the way up to the title of "Ancient Buddha Gaitian". So Optimus Prime can also become a Buddha. The "Infinite Machine Buddha of the West" refers to It's him.

Moreover, Brother Optimus Prime’s character is much nobler than that of Guan Yunchang. My father once saw a copy of "Guan Sheng Emperor's Sutra on Preventing Adultery" placed in the temple, and he burst into laughter. It is said that Guan Yunchang in history once followed him more than once Cao Cao proposed that after defeating Lu Bu, he would give Diao Chan to himself. He wanted to ride Lu Bu's red rabbit horse during the day and Lu Bu's woman at night. He was a complete NTR lover.

At that time, Cao Cao promised, but Guan Yunchang was worried. He came to Cao Cao the next day and said, "Diao Chan, don't forget to give it to me." Cao Cao thought inwardly: Is Diao Chan really that beautiful? So after defeating Lu Bu , Cao Cao immediately summoned Diao Chan, and found that she was indeed as beautiful as a fairy, and then nothing happened. Emperor Guan Sheng was deceived, and from now on he was called "Cao Thief", and he was at odds with Cao Cao. How could such a person be qualified to write anything? "Jinguo Sutra".

But Brother Optimus Prime is qualified. Brother Optimus Prime only had one girlfriend named Alita, a pink female Autobot who could turn into a racing car. It is said that she died later. In addition, Optimus Prime There are no other scandals about Brother Zhu anymore, except for the gay relationship between him and Megatron that the rotten girls are currently having sex with.

Therefore, the free gift in the temple should not be the "Guan Sheng Emperor's Sutra on Preventing Adultery", but the "Optimus Prime Sutra on Preventing Adultery", although "Optimus Prime" is placed in the two words "Quiting Adultery" In front of the word, it is easy for people to think of bad things (such as "one pillar supports the sky"), but as long as you imagine the pillar of Optimus as the elder brother of Optimus Prime, you will be infected by the noble personality of the elder brother and achieve the goal of "discipline". The purpose of "obscenity".

I was thinking about the serious topic about Optimus Prime, when suddenly Amy jumped up from behind.

She was wearing a pink and white suspender dress, with her twin ponytails hanging naturally on the back of her head, and a pair of red open-toed sandals, making her look extremely refreshing.

"Why are you dressed so cumbersomely?" Amy was dissatisfied when she saw that I was wearing a rainproof coat, trousers, and a pair of rain boots.

"You should dress casually when you go for a walk. Dressing like this will affect my mood a lot."

"But it's rain-proof." I explained, "You'd better wear more clothes, at least a pair of rain boots... Let me tell you, there are several coal mines around Dongshan City, and the rain here is not clean, so be careful with your feet. Blisters."

When I was a kid, I would go out and run wild when it rained outside, wading through all kinds of sewage without any scruples, which resulted in many painful blisters on my feet.

Dad wanted to use a flame-sterilized needle to open it for me, but I refused to let him go. I just kept running to the street to play with my feet covered in blisters.

As a result, I was blocked by the little bully. He asked other children to hold me down, and then he took some straw sticks from the grass and used those straw sticks to burst my blisters one by one.

It was torture. If I had known about it, I would have asked my father to help me break through it. The little bully had no humanity. It hurt so much that I burst into tears.

However, because the pus from the blisters was splashed, the little bully also developed several blisters the next day, which seemed to be still on his face. Because of this, I heard that he even cried in front of his mother.

You deserve it. I didn’t expect you to be so squeamish. I was in such a good mood at the time that I added half a bowl to every meal.

Looking back now, are you afraid of becoming ugly? Have you cared about your face since then? If you care about your face so much, why would you hit me in the face with your hands?

Anyway, I get angry when I think about the past. Although I am already 14 years old and no longer like robot toys, I want to return Optimus Prime to me as soon as possible.

I warned her that wearing sandals through sewage might cause blisters on her feet, but Amy didn't take it seriously. Instead, she said:

"I'm not afraid. If you get sick, you can take a vacation."

Not only did he not listen to my advice, he also ordered me to take off my rainproof top, revealing the short-sleeved white shirt underneath.

Since my sister is not afraid of getting sick because she is so weak, there is no reason for my Spartan brother to be fully armed.

After I took off my shirt, Amy cast dissatisfied eyes on my rainproof trousers and rain boots.

"Walking in the rain, what you want is the feeling of being wet, and you have to take off your pants."
Chapter completed!