On Monday night, after my father returned to the hotel, I did something very important.

That is, I hand-washed the underwear with the signature on it that I got from Amy three times.

In this way, even if I hand it to Director Cao, there won't be any smell of my sister or the smell of my head left on it.

I feel so reluctant to give up. Damn it, it’s not that I have any weird habit of collecting my sister’s underwear. It’s just that giving away my sister’s underwear makes my brother’s love for his sister feel like it has been torn apart. .

Bastard, bastard, why didn't you make enough money with Shu Zhe's original underwear? Instead, you used your sister's underwear to pay off the 20,000 yuan debt.

Wait, it seems that there is a mistake in the logical relationship. If I had not planned to pay back the money, then I would not have cared about Amy's underwear at all, let alone get it in the end.

Between selling my sister's underwear to Director Cao's ardent fan, and keeping the underwear for myself, it seems that the latter is more perverted.

I can swear to Sun Yat-sen, the founding father of the country: As Amy's brother, my love for my sister is extremely pure and pure. I will never hide my sister's underwear under the bed. At certain inappropriate times, I will never hide my sister's underwear under the bed. Used to do something inappropriate.

Of course, in order to prevent me from doing such beastly things when I was mentally controlled by aliens, I had better transfer these underwear to Director Cao as soon as possible.

Although there is no guarantee that Director Cao will put the underwear on his head immediately, or even do what lolicon fans would do, but Amy may not have worn these underwear originally, and it was later worn by Amy. I was covered in sweat and put it on my head, and I have washed it three times with washing powder. It should be no different from a new pair of underwear.

I didn't dare to hang these underwear on the balcony. Firstly, it was getting late and the sun was out. Secondly, if Xu Tianming said he repented verbally, he would actually go the extra mile and steal the underwear I had worked so hard to get. , I am about to cry without tears.

So, I carefully dried my underwear with a hair dryer.

After being blown by the hot air from the hair dryer, the underwear felt warm in my hands. Could it be that the underwear that had just been taken off Amy could reach a similar temperature?

Hey, what are you thinking about? Recite the Paramita Heart Sutra silently to me a hundred times. You can only have thoughts of loving and caring for your sister. All other delusions are prohibited.

By the way, you should make sure that the residual smell has been washed away. Make sure that what Director Cao got is exactly the same as the new underwear taken out of the store shelf, except for Amy's signature. .

After putting the underwear close to my face and sniffing it for a second, I suddenly woke up.

Damn, what are you doing? You are smelling your sister's underwear. Although there is only the smell of washing powder left, this kind of behavior has already crossed the line.

In response to the increasing number of girl-control comics, animations and games coming from Japan across the ocean, netizens have nicknamed the male protagonists in them, "The Devil Who Fucks Girls". I can't go down this path. The lost road.

Stopping from the brink, I washed my underwear again in water, and then dried it with a hair dryer. I took some of the overstocked bamboo charcoal bags at home as gifts, which are said to have strong odor adsorption power, and opened many of them and placed them around my underwear, and they were absorbed. One night.

The next morning, I no longer had to go for a run at Dongshan Lake, so I called Director Cao while doing push-ups with one hand on the floor.

Although he was woken up early in the morning, when he found out it was me, he immediately cheered up.

"Little Ye Zi, if you called me so early, could it be because of Miss Emily's underwear..."

I replied angrily: "Yes, I got it. Just take your bank card and drive to my house to get it. You can also take me to school."

Director Cao wholeheartedly agreed, and not long after, he came downstairs to my house.

Director Cao's car is a goose-yellow van. It is said that he bought such a car because it was convenient for transporting shooting props and it would be more spacious for playing in the car if he shoots porn movies in the future.

Director Cao took over the pink and white underwear decorated with lace and signed by Amy in English that I reluctantly handed over to him. Director Cao burst into tears of gratitude and actually knelt down for me in my living room.

"I recognize this signature. It is really Miss Emily's handwriting. You didn't lie to me. Since there is a signature... isn't it stolen? It was given to you by Miss Emily."

I said: "Anyway, Amy gave it to her number one fan. I think you are quite fanatical. Since you are willing to pay 20,000 yuan, it is not impossible to transfer it to you..."

Director Cao bowed gratefully to me several times, then got up from the ground and handed me his bank card.

Then he took out a gold-plated box, opened the lid, and carefully placed Amy's underwear on the black velvet.

Director Cao clenched his fist and swore:

"For such a precious gift, I will live up to my reputation as a lolicon and treat it as a family heirloom to be passed down from generation to generation."

Damn it, isn’t this Xiaoqin’s line? You’re such a fat guy, you’re in big trouble, don’t steal the heroine’s catchphrase.

I saw Director Cao closing the gold box, like a miser holding a gold ingot, looking around suspiciously, fearing that someone would snatch it. When I thought about what was in the box, I felt very uncomfortable.

"Director Cao, this box of yours looks quite expensive." I ran out of words to try to divert my attention.

"Of course." Director Cao said proudly, "It cost me more than 10,000 yuan. It would be rude to use a box with less than 10,000 yuan to put Miss Emily's underwear."

Humph, anyway, it’s not your own money that’s being spent, but the money of that upstart investor, so you don’t feel bad about it, do you?

After Director Cao drove me to school, I attended two classes restlessly. Suddenly I remembered the bikini thong I was supposed to bring to Shu Zhe, but I forgot to bring it, so I had to delay the delivery.

After doing the radio gymnastics, during the morning recess, I climbed out of the back wall of the school and found a bank on the corner. (The reason why I went there after doing the radio gymnastics was because I didn’t dare to escape anymore. Otherwise, the monitor’s gaze would have frozen me)

Standing in front of the ATM machine, I dialed the number of Commissioner Wang from Express Company.

"Mr. Ye, do you need any services from us?" Commissioner Wang was as professional and polite as ever.

I blamed myself a little, but at the same time I said a little proudly:

"Last time, I said I would pay back the 20,000 yuan to Ai Shuqiao, and I am ready."

"I prepared 20,000 yuan in one month." Commissioner Wang was a little uneasy. He knew that I was only a junior high school student.

"Yes, I earned it all from moving bricks and posting troll posts on the Internet. Those fifty-fifty cents in change are piled up all over the room."

I joked with Commissioner Wang and tried to forget that the 20,000 yuan was exchanged for my sister's underwear.

Commissioner Wang laughed professionally and said, "Mr. Ye, you are so funny, so you are calling to ask for advice on how to transfer the money."

"Yes." I said angrily, "If I don't leave quickly, I might just treat someone to a meal and spend all my money."

In fact, I wouldn't use it to treat people to dinner anyway. It would be equivalent to eating my own sister's underwear. How can I swallow it?

Under the guidance of Commissioner Wang, I temporarily transferred 20,000 yuan to American Express through a special intermediary account with no handling fee.

Suddenly my body felt relaxed, and I felt that I had cut off the last connection with Ai Shuqiao. From now on, I will fight her all out, and there will be no trace of the mother-son friendship left.

"Mr. Ye, I have received your transfer and will process it together with Ms. Ai Shuqiao's credit card tax refund at the end of this month. At that time, the details of this part of the payment will be reflected on the document... By the way, you still have You can add a postscript within six Chinese characters. Do you want me to add a postscript for you?"

I thought about it and sneered: "Then, just add the words 'Duanyijiu' for me."

"I'm sorry, what three words are they?" Commissioner Wang is definitely not a fan of martial arts novels.

"It's the Duanyi wine that Qiao Feng drank at Juxian Manor with the heroes who besieged him." I said, "If you don't know, you can find it by searching online."

"I've checked it out." Commissioner Wang said, his efficiency is quite high.

"To confirm with you again, this amount will be sent by check to Ms. Ai Shuqiao's residence together with the tax refund form at the end of the month, with the words 'Duan Yijiu' in the postscript. May I have a restatement? What's the mistake?"

"There is no mistake, Commissioner Wang, just do it like this. I am in a good mood now."

After saying something that didn't start or end, I smiled and hung up the phone.

After climbing over the wall and returning to campus, I informed Shu Zhe that I didn't bring him a bikini thong and that I had to postpone the delivery of the "cilantro stuffed buns". He said unhappily:

"Everyone promised him."

Only then did I realize that I had used a female-specific self-identification. I felt embarrassed and annoyed and told me not to forget to bring it with me tomorrow. Then I threw a piece of chewing gum into my mouth and walked away in a pretentious manner.

The way he chewed gum reminded me that I have also prepared a new business of letting him blow up balloons and sell them. Why not let him come to my house in the next two days and let him blow up balloons while getting his underwear?

But I haven’t figured out which day will be more convenient, so I can only put it aside for now.

I had lunch with Xiaoqin at the snack street. Xiong Yaoyue, who I bumped into by chance, came over and had a piece of fish steak, but she also treated me to a bottle of yoghurt.

After returning to the teaching building after dinner, Xiong Yaoyue said to Xiaoqin: "Do you want to go to the bathroom together?" It seems that because Xiong Yaoyue criticized the squad leader and asked the squad leader not to separate Ye Lin and his lover, Xiaoqin had a good impression of Xiong Yaoyue, and the two Everyone went together.

As for me, as soon as I returned to the classroom of Grade 2 (3), I discovered something extraordinary.

Big Speaker watched the online video on his mobile phone, laughed heartily, and called the monitor to come and watch.

"Monitor, monitor, look, these two people were having a lively fight with their underwear on their heads. It seems like the underwear thief and his accomplices were fighting in an alley over the uneven distribution of the stolen goods."

"As a result, a resident of a nearby building took a picture of it with his mobile phone and posted it online for everyone to see. He named it "Underwear on the Top of the Head, Magical Skills". The click-through rate soared and it immediately became number one."
Chapter completed!