【348】 Peaches
"Who is that beast?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Hey, you also know that they are beasts." Xiong Yaoyue said strangely, "We yelled at them that they were beasts, but in the end we couldn't resist and they made our anus explode..."
They, we, why are they not the same person? Is it a super group? What a scene of obscenity this is. Where are the police? Where is the "Minor Protection Law"? Minors really need you. When we were protecting them, why couldn't we find you when we were hiding? Are you only responsible for protecting powerful minors?
"Hey, Ye Lin, this has nothing to do with age. The other party is probably a minor as well..."
"Hey, a minor versus a minor."
"Yes, they might still be primary school students."
What, you were actually fucked by a group of primary school students? You are so embarrassed. Don’t tell people that you are a student in Class 3 of the second grade of junior high school like me. Xiong Yaoyue, your strength and speed are comparable to those of athletes. Why don't you stand up and resist? Even if you are the only one who escapes, go to the police station and call the police.
"No, I can't quit midway. Even if I get fucked, I have to get fucked with everyone. This is the pain of growing up."
There is no need to talk about brotherly loyalty here. In addition, there are many elementary school students on the other side. They formed a group to gang-rape junior high school girls. How bold and cruel they are. This is the one who will become the mainstay of China in the future. The flowers and bones of the motherland?
"Hey, there are also five people on the other side. How can there be more than one person? Only so many people are allowed in a 5V5 game."
What, 5V5, "League of Legends"? It turns out you played a game with primary school students, weren't you gang-raped by primary school students?
"Oh, where did you think of it?" Xiong Yaoyue laughed and waved her hand downwards, "Our team's ranking was overtaken by others from behind, and it suffered a huge blow. Now it has fallen to third place."
As she spoke, she knocked on the window sill angrily, "Third place, it has never happened before, it is a shame, it has never been a shame, we must practice harder, work hard to cooperate, and then blow the second place, and give the ranking to Grab it back."
Damn, is a LOL game ranking worth taking so seriously? I remember that you seemed to have ranked third from the bottom last semester. At that time, you folded the paper into a paper airplane and threw it to play. Although I am not a study committee member, I still want to be in the exam. You said loudly in your ear:
"A student's duty is to study hard. Please divert your energy from playing games to studying."
During lunch, I sent a text message to Shu Zhe and asked him to come to the canteen to deliver the goods and collect the reward for the original underwear.
He rushed over in a hurry and handed me the silk open-top underwear. As agreed, I took 500 yuan from the customer's payment and gave it to Shu Zhe.
This was Shu Zhe's first business as "Red Bean Sister", so he was both happy and proud. He also boasted to me: He has not been idle these two days, and successfully used his competitive mentality to make "Popeye" Bidding with "cilantro stuffed buns", "cilantro stuffed buns" finally won the opportunity to let Shu Zhe wear a pink bikini thong at a price of 600 yuan.
"Men are so stupid. When chatting, they just agree to everything with their tone of voice, hahaha~~~"
After saying this, Shu Zhe seemed to realize that he was also a man and awkwardly changed the subject.
Recently, new customers who heard the rumors appeared and ordered Shu Zhe's original stockings, but he felt that if he wore stockings in school in the summer, he would definitely wear them, so he refused.
The key point is whether you know how to wear it. If it were winter, would you agree? You really don't care about anything just to make money.
Although the monitor was also eating in the cafeteria, when she saw me and her brother together, she just nodded and said hello to him and did not come over.
Apparently, Shu Zhe told his sister that he was asking me for advice on how to improve his sports performance, so the monitor had no reason to stop me from chatting with Shu Zhe.
In addition, Xiaoqin originally planned to come to the same table with me for dinner, but when she saw Shu Zhe next to her, she stared at him up and down for 5 minutes with the eyes of someone analyzing an enemy, and finally shuddered with hatred and loud horn. , PHS went to have dinner together.
Why, is Xiaoqin's sense so keen? Because Shu Zhe is not wearing women's underwear now (maybe not wearing underwear at all), so he is not in women's clothing, so can it trigger your androphobia and become afraid of him?
I'm really picky. I don't think there is any obvious difference in appearance when Shu Zhe wears women's underwear and men's underwear. Women's sixth sense is really bad.
After thinking about so many topics related to underwear, I suddenly remembered that I had promised Shu Zhe to help explain to Xiong Yaoyue that he was not an underwear thief.
However, the underwear thief has now changed his ways (probably). As long as there are no more underwear theft incidents in the future, Xiong Yaoyue will not keep staring at Shu Zhe.
After lunch, I returned to the classroom and caught up with the class monitor who was handing out peaches to everyone.
It turned out that the monitor's aunt came to see them yesterday and left a large box of peaches for the monitor and Shu Zhe. The monitor felt that the peaches would spoil quickly in this weather, so he brought a lot of them to school and distributed them to the students.
In fact, Da Xiaoxiao had already noticed that the squad leader had brought an extra bag than usual, which seemed to contain food, but the squad leader would not let her see what was inside anyway, saying that she had to wait until lunch.
Should I give you fruit after dinner? Monitor, your pursuit of order has reached a pathological level. Since you are not stingy, you should give it to the big speaker earlier. You see, she has not listened to the class well all morning.
There are two hours of lunch break, and not all students will return to the classroom immediately, so the monitor brought nearly twenty peaches and divided them around and there were still some left.
The weather was so hot and I was quite thirsty, so I shyly asked the monitor:
"Can you share one with me, Tao Zi?"
"No more." The monitor said as he handed the two peaches in the plastic bag to the loudspeaker.
I came back after hitting a nail and found a peach lying upside down on Xiaoqin's desk. Xiaoqin was practicing still life sketching on it with a pencil and picture book.
"It turns out that classmate Ye Lin wants to eat the monitor's peach..."
Xiaoqin said bitterly.
Anyone can say this, but you can't say it. I still remember that you used peaches to compare the monitor's breasts many times. Are you mocking me for wanting to kiss the monitor's breasts?
"This peach was also given to me by the squad leader, but there is only one, so it may not satisfy classmate Ye Lin..."
One is enough. Why do ordinary words come out of your mouth and make people think of X-rated scenes?
And since you got the peach, why don't you eat it? The squad leader washed the peach at home and you can peel it and eat it. Why use it as a prop for a still life sketch? In your picture book, you clearly drew A potato actually has nothing to do with a peach. Even if you place a Yuanmingyuan animal head on your desk, the final drawing will still be a potato. Do you like tubers that much?
Xiaoqin pouted.
"Classmate Ye Lin, have you forgotten, I don't like peaches."
"If you want to ask why, it's because peaches have hair."
All peaches have hair, and the hair has been washed clean by the squad leader. If you don’t eat the good peaches, give them to me if you don’t want to eat them. I want to eat the squad leader’s peaches.
Seeing my greedy look, Xiaoqin handed me the peach, but reminded me:
"Be careful of the poison."
"Although the peaches given to everyone by the squad leader may be normal, the peach given to me may have been poisoned with blood-sealing throat."
"If classmate Ye Lin eats this peach and is poisoned to death, then I..."
What about you? Will you avenge me? Are you going to kill the squad leader to avenge me? Don't do that kind of thing. A squad leader with the attribute of a righteous demon will never poison everyone.
I remember that in the last semester, a murder case occurred in Dongshan City in which the victim was a student. The murderer’s method of committing the crime was very cruel and shocked the society. At that time, I accidentally asked the monitor if a classmate of the second grade (3) class was killed. , what will she do.
"Of course we will do our best to make the murderer severely punished by the law." The monitor at the time answered me without any doubt.
"What if the law can't punish him?" I argued with her.
"In that case." The squad leader's eyes flashed with a cold light that only belongs to the Arctic glaciers, "I will punish him personally when the time comes."
When I asked this question, I didn't know that the squad leader had a shotgun. Looking back now, did he not hesitate to use prohibited weapons to let the murderer be punished?
Speaking of which, I am also a member of Class 3 in the second grade of junior high school. In other words, if I am killed, will the class leader take revenge on me?
I have a warm feeling in my heart. I don’t know why, but I feel that the squad leader carrying a shotgun on a cold winter night and looking for my murderer is very, very handsome.
No, no, no, why do you assume that I am killed? It is really unlucky.
In addition, if I am killed, Xiaoqin will probably avenge me. With two girls paying for my blood debt, it seems that death is not so scary.
My thoughts returned to reality, and I continued the topic of Taozi possibly being poisoned by the monitor with Xiaoqin.
Xiaoqin faced me without blinking and said seriously:
"If classmate Ye Lin is poisoned to death, I will pick up the peaches left by classmate Ye Lin, eat them all, and then die together with classmate Ye Lin. The two of us must hold each other tightly and not be separated until we die."
Hey, don't you want to take revenge on me? The squad leader has lost a capable assistant. One is close and the other is far away. You two have your own strengths. If you are willing to cooperate sincerely, I will definitely get revenge. Why can't you think of dying on me? Next to it.
"Hey, wouldn't it be better to save your life and take revenge on me?" I reminded her.
Xiaoqin sighed and lowered her eyes:
Chapter completed!