The closer Aunt Ren got, the more I frowned, and my whole body covered in underwear looked like an over-decorated Christmas tree.

I quickly shook off my underwear from my body, took off the nine pairs of underwear on my head, and put the bottom pair, Amy's underwear, back into my trouser pocket carefully and heavily. As for the one on my hand, it was very It might be a bra that belonged to Aunt Ren, but I put it back into my backpack with fear.

By the way, this bra is at least a C cup. Xiaoqin, why didn't you inherit your mother's milk volume? If you had developed better, wouldn't I have discovered that you are a girl?

It was getting dark, and I went out wearing the Qingzi Academy uniform today. Aunt Ren didn't recognize me right away, and thought I was just an ordinary underwear-stealing pervert.

"Oh, students of Qingzi Academy, I never thought that Qingzi Academy, which is full of waste, would have a talent like you who can climb stairs with bare hands..."

Aunt Ren sneered and said sarcastically, and then her face turned cold like the autumn wind sweeping away fallen leaves.

"Just stop and don't run away. Believe it or not, I can make the principal expel you with just one word."

I stood upright and was not afraid of the slanting shadow, so I stood proudly and waited for Aunt Ren's arrival.

I checked my school uniform and found that because I moved too much during the battle, many buttons were broken by me. I don’t even know where the school badge went. The Qingzi Academy uniform is indeed not suitable for fighting, and this time There is no monitor to sew my buttons.

As Aunt Ren got closer, she finally discovered that the underwear thief she caught was her daughter's boyfriend.

"How come it's you..." Aunt Ren was shocked and angry, "You two, father and son, can't let anyone live anymore. Aren't you tired of causing trouble all day long?"

I made an o(╯□╰)o expression, "Aunt Ren, why did I get into trouble? And what does this have to do with my dad? Don't accuse me wrongly. The person who fought with me just now is underwear. Where is the big thief?"

When I mentioned my father, Aunt Ren's brows raised, as if she heard pests such as cockroaches and mosquitoes.

Is it necessary to hate my dad so much? Just last night, you suddenly showed kindness and let him sleep in your "own" room for one night. The standard room has two single beds. Dad would never dare to do something to you. Move your feet. Could it be that your dad is snoring while he is asleep, which is affecting your rest?

"I didn't see you fighting." Aunt Ren stood in front of me like an interrogator, "Aren't you two here to divide the spoils? You even put your underwear on your head, competing to see who can put on more underwear..."

It’s not about comparing who can put on more underwear, it’s about who can put on more underwear for the other person. Aunt Ren, didn’t you see clearly? You actually thought that we put these underwear on ourselves. What a joyful scene of sharing the spoils this is.

"Tell me the truth." Aunt Ren said, "What is your relationship with the man in the jacket? He climbed to the balcony on the fourth floor to steal our underwear, but Xiao Qin was frightened."

Hey, so there are Xiaoqin's underwear in this backpack? Which pair are they? The cartoon underwear that Mr. Xu put on my head just now looks very similar in style. I don't mean it. My sister's underwear and my girlfriend's underwear were placed on my head at the same time. Why did my behavior seem even more perverted even though it was clearly for justice?

In addition, why is Xiaoqin so frightened? You were not the overlord in the world, so you could just use the Fist of the North Star to knock the opponent off the fourth floor and smash him into a meat pie.

After thinking about it for a moment, I suddenly realized: Mr. Xu is our peer, and Xiaoqin was triggered by androphobia. When will your gender cognitive disorder be completely cured?

According to Aunt Ren's description, she did not see the true face of the underwear thief. It was only after Xiaoqin screamed that she found her daughter slumped on the floor on the balcony. After asking, she found out all the newly washed underwear of the mother and daughter. The underwear thief was stolen, so he angrily asked Xiaoqin to stay at home, and went out alone to follow the underwear thief's back, chasing him in twists and turns for a long time.

"Aunt Ren, you have to believe me, I am not an accomplice of the underwear thief."

Aunt Ren clasped her hands on her chest and hummed, "No man is good."

Hey, why did you escalate the conflict between the sexes? Aunt Ren, why are you behaving like a resentful woman today?

Then, she picked up the backpack filled with stolen underwear from the ground and slung it across her shoulders.

"These clothes are no longer usable after being touched by your dirty hands. I will take them back and burn them."

"Don't burn it." I stopped him. "These are important physical evidences, especially this backpack. We need to rely on it to find the real criminal."

Seeing the sincerity in my tone, Aunt Ren hesitated and asked:

"Then tell me who the real criminal is."

I pointed in the direction where Mr. Xu was escaping." Although I don't know his full name, I am certain that he is the son of Mr. Xu Jinsheng, the owner of the "Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym". He is also known as Mr. Xu. He is this The underwear thief who has been committing crimes for several months, "Xu Jinsheng," Aunt Ren frowned, "His Taekwondo gym has six or seven branches in Dongshan City, and the number of students, both large and small, is more than a thousand, so don't slander anyone." .”

"I'm not a slanderer. Master Xu and I had a fight under the Daning River Bridge. He became an underwear thief only after I defeated him."

"Why did I become an underwear thief after I was defeated by you?" Aunt Ren was still doubtful.

"No, I didn't force him to become an underwear thief. I guess he originally had a special interest in women's underwear. He lost so miserably to me, which caused him to be under too much psychological pressure."

"Okay." Aunt Ren put her hand on my shoulder, "In order to clear your suspicion, you must come with me."

"Go, where to go."

"Of course it's 'Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym'."

"But Aunt Ren, didn't you say that it has six or seven branches, and that Master Xu might not escape to the gym..."

Aunt Ren clenched her left fist and said, "Humph, a monk who can run away cannot run away from the temple. Let's go to Dongcheng District to find Xu Jinsheng's headquarters and go to their Taekwondo Hall No. 1 to ask for someone. If Xu Jinsheng protects his shortcomings and refuses to let his son come out to confront him, I...I just smashed their sign."

Hey, is this the legendary "Kicking Hall"? Is Aunt Ren going to take me to someone else's place to play gymnastics? Why did I have the illusion that I am Chen Zhen? I'm so excited, so excited, so looking forward to it, Hongkou Little Japanese in the dojo, I am here to let you know that we Chinese are not the sick men of East Asia.
Chapter completed!