Since I posted on the Internet and my revenge against the private detective failed, I looked at my father’s calligraphy practice under the glass coffee table: “Priority” and decided to do more important things first, which was to change the door locks of my house. One change.

In a security door store behind the community, I chose a "B-class lock" that they said was much safer than a straight-line lock. It cost me more than 200 yuan in total and asked them to send someone to my house to replace the door lock. .

There was business at 8 o'clock in the morning on Saturday. The other party was surprised and very happy. He thought it was a good start to the weekend, so the price was quite generous and he didn't particularly try to trick me.

I was busy changing the locks, so I didn't go to Dongshan Lake to practice boxing with the old man today.

"Prioritize your priorities", now that I know that the lock (also called a Class A lock) at home can be easily picked open, and there are people eyeing my home, I can't leave casually, I must keep someone behind me before changing the locks. Look after the house.

Considering that my harem has not been built yet and I have no concubines to assign, I can only look after the house myself.

Although if I call Xiaoqin, she will happily come to help me look after the house, but because she insists on going to school during her period, her recovery is not very good. Now she should rest at home, and it is better not to provoke her. Finally, I was able to find some time off on the weekend to have some quiet time.

The locks were changed before 10 o'clock. I looked at the brand new keys and felt a sense of accomplishment in my heart.

Huh, private detective, and Pentheus, let's see how you two can pick the lock this time. From now on, you will just look at the door and sigh.

Suddenly having nothing to do, I decided to go to Dongshan Film and Television City for a walk.

What is it like on the set when Aunt Ren is not around? I heard that martial arts movements are being guided through remote video. Do you have to do somersaults in a hotel room during the demonstration? I can't help but wonder if I don't see it with my own eyes.

A solemn statement: Although being able to see Amy was one of the reasons why I went to the set, I was not thinking about my sister's panties.

I had a dream last night. In the dream, I actually took off Amy's underwear. After taking it off, I held up the underwear and yelled "Twenty thousand yuan." while drooling, and left Amy who looked frightened. Ran away.

I rely on my image. If I really do something like this, I won't have the shame to tell Amy that I am her brother.

While I was in the process of self-examination, Director Cao, the instigator of the underwear incident, called me.

"Xiao Yezi, why did you send me three boxes of A`V sticks? I didn't order from you, nor did I pay for them."

"No need to pay." I smiled, "Just think of it as a gift from me to Director Cao to support the pornographic film industry."

Director Cao smacked his lips and said, "It's not like you were planning to find a random pair of underwear and mistook it as Miss Emily's underwear to fool me, and then you felt uneasy about it, so you gave me these A'V sticks as compensation first. "

Damn it, Director Cao, you never leave your underwear. Don't put more psychological pressure on me, okay? I've already done very obscene things to my sister in my dream.

So I briefly told the story about the Industrial and Commercial Bureau coming to check for counterfeit goods. Of course, I hid the story about Ai Shuqiao and the private detective. This is my family matter after all. Since my father didn’t tell Director Cao, I had no reason to tell him. he.

Director Cao suddenly realized: "So that's it... But won't the Industrial and Commercial Bureau come to investigate me? I'm not afraid of a fine, but what if I was organizing people to make a movie..."

They are organizing people to make pornographic films. Don’t worry, China only punishes those who produce and sell fake goods, not those who buy fake goods. It is not as strict as European and American countries. I heard from Pentheus that before he went to China, he was At the airport security check, I saw many Chinese people wearing fake name brands and carrying fake mobile phones, but they were forcibly confiscated by the security personnel. One person who spoke Cantonese was even more amused. None of the Italian suits he wore was genuine. , he was finally stripped down to his underwear at the airport. In fact, his underwear was also a fake brand, so the airport showed mercy.

Director Cao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that the Industrial and Commercial Bureau would not be able to trouble you as long as you don't admit to selling the three boxes of A'V sticks I gave him and say they were bought for your own use.

But he immediately said: "Damn, there are so many A`V sticks. I bought them for my own use. How can I use them?"

"Director Cao, this is a female instrument. You can't use it for yourself at all."

"Hmm... That's right. Why don't I hold a lottery event when the second episode of "The Battle of Jinling" starts to encourage netizens to actively participate and take these A`V sticks as prizes."

Just, is it the episode where the heroine was raped by a bad boy from Jinling? Only otakus who masturbate would watch this kind of micro-movie, right? What on earth are you going to do if you give them A'V sticks for women? What kind of thing?

Before Director Cao hung up the phone, he asked me to quickly find a way to get Amy's underwear. He specially prepared a bank card containing 20,000 yuan for me. I was already hungry.

You must be the one who is so horny and thirsty. If you can't bear it, use the A`V stick to explode your anus. I don't want to give my sister's underwear to others anymore.

I took the subway and wandered all the way to Dongshan Film and Television City. It was already noon and it was time to eat.

Before I sorted out my thoughts, I didn't have the nerve to go to Amy's RV to have a meal, so I ran to the actors' cafeteria, which I had been to many times before.

I was eating the beef curry with too much chili on my own, and I felt so bad that Kyle came over with his old translator, and the two of them sat down opposite me unceremoniously.

Kyle greeted me through the old translator:

"Long time no see. I came here to ask you something today."

I lowered my head while eating and said nothing.

"Um, does Amy have anything in particular that she wants to eat? I've always said that I would treat her to dinner, but she looked down on my British chef and said that she would not come to my dinner even if she starved to death..."

Nonsense, British chefs, are there any chefs in the UK? There is an old joke in Europe that all British pigs are killed twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the British kitchen. At the London Olympics, the astonishing dish "Looking at the Stars" consisted of fried fish inserted into toast with its head facing upwards... Damn it, was it looking up at the stars or looking up at the stars? The God of Cookery, played by Stephen Chow, had tears streaming down his face.

As for what Amy likes to eat, "Potato Chips and Coke" is actually enough, but would you believe it if I told you?

Kyle couldn't get an answer and kept pestering me, so I casually mentioned some traditional Chinese food as if he was endorsing:

"Steamed buns, flatbreads, steamed buns, dumplings, fried noodles, boiled fish, glutinous rice balls, rice dumplings..."

As soon as he heard about the rice dumplings, Kyle showed an extremely horrified expression.

"Zongzi, forget about zongzi. This thing is not for human consumption. I really can't understand the eating habits of Chinese people."

Hey, you, a person who hires a British chef, how dare you look down on our Chinese rice dumplings? Although I don’t think the rice dumplings are particularly delicious, they are hundreds of times better than the British recipes. How dare you say that the rice dumplings are delicious? It’s not for human consumption. Go take a look at the host of the show “Into the Wild”, Mr. Pei, who is British. The scorpions, cockroaches, maggots, rotten seals, rotten beef hearts, and rotten food he eats on the show There's nothing obvious about it...those are not meant for human consumption.

Kyle continued with lingering fear:

"A few days ago, it was the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival. Amy gave me some gifts for the first time. They were a kind of rice dumplings without fillings. I was very excited to try this mysterious traditional oriental food, but after eating it, I realized that it was unpalatable. It's terrible, I never want to eat it again in my life."

I'm very surprised that rice dumplings without fillings are normal, but some people don't like eating rice dumplings with fillings.

"No, it's..." Kyle gestured with his hands, "It's the kind of rice dumplings without rice as filling, only lettuce that's very unpalatable. It's really hard to bite."

I was so shocked that I forgot to eat the curry beef.

Could it be that Amy only gave him rice dumpling leaves wrapped in the shape of rice dumplings? How on earth would he eat them? This was not a gift, it was just teasing him.

I turned my gaze suspiciously to the old translator who had an unchanging expression and was extremely skilled in simultaneous interpretation.

You should have been nearby at that time. You are Chinese. Kyle doesn’t know what zongzi is like. Don’t you know? Why don’t you remind me? Do you just translate and don’t care about other things? Kyle, you hired Not to mention being a British chef, and the portable translator saw you eating rice dumpling leaves without stopping him. You are a team of pig teammates. How on earth have you survived all these years?

Just after dinner, I received a call from my dad. He said that after a week of lockdown and isolation, the health bureau finally announced that the danger of bird flu was lifted today and everyone was released. He wanted to go home and give me a visit. It was a surprise. I didn’t expect that when I arrived at the door, I found that the door lock had been changed and the key could not open the door...

Damn, I'm such a cheater. I actually locked my dad out. Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and leave the set and go back and open the door for dad.

I rushed home in a hurry. My father was watching the old men playing chess downstairs. When he saw me coming back, he happily waved to me.

"Xiaolin, do you miss daddy?"

Dad, why are you so cute? You have been locked up for a week. I thought you would look yellow, thin, and depressed. But it turns out you are whiter than before, and your face is rosy. What good has happened to you?

I brought my dad into the house and gave him a new key. As for why I wanted to change the locks, I said that the neighbor's aunt's house had been robbed, and she used the same lock as ours. Dad praised me for taking precautions. Having inherited his intelligence and preparing to express my sincere condolences to the neighbor's aunt, I hurriedly stopped him.

Now that dad has been released, Aunt Ren must also be free again.

That day, my father invited me to a nearby restaurant for a father-son reunion dinner. I thought he was making a fuss out of a molehill, but as long as he was in a good mood, I was willing to accompany him.

"Oh, I have to go back to the hotel tonight to catch up on the missed progress in compiling teaching materials..." Dad said quietly, "But you are not in the room today, Auntie Ren, so I am a little lonely..."

My lonely sister, I just took you in for one night due to circumstances. Don’t let me think about you all the time.
Chapter completed!