【324】Badminton Battle
I tried my best and shot the badminton, hitting Xiaoqin's belly.
Based on her reaction as a martial artist, there was no way she could not avoid the ball and catch the ball at the same time. The only possibility was that she was too preoccupied with keeping her sneakers clean and not focusing on badminton at all.
She was hit in the abdomen and had a painful expression on her face.
But I think she brought it upon herself. Do you think that by pretending to be weak, I can forget your past brutality and cruelty and treat you with pity? Don't have sweet dreams. Compared with you who are pretending and beating around the bush, I am more interested. I want to be friends with the straightforward little bully.
In order to prevent me from waiting impatiently, Xiaoqin picked up the badminton and weakly hit it back at me.
You didn't eat in the morning. PHS's serve can hit farther than you. You are obviously a tiger going down the mountain, but you have to pretend to be a poor, weak and sick cat. I hate hypocritical people the most. I must let you play your true strength to play with me. ah.
So I hit another smash, trying to force Xiaoqin to move, so it would be best to get her shoes dirty. In case she changes her mind and hits back with the racket, that's what I want too.
Come, use your little bully's strong body to challenge me in badminton.
Unexpectedly, she surrendered once again. She stood still, pretending not to be able to see the badminton that was coming so fast. She was hit in the stomach by the badminton again. She threw away the feather racket in pain, covered her stomach and squatted down. Yes.
She must be pretending. When I was fighting with her when I was a child, I hit her in the stomach several times, but she could still hold up without moving. I once suspected that their family's ancestral hard qigong was just a badminton. It was impossible. I'll hurt you.
Every time Xiaoqin served the ball weakly, and if I returned it weakly, she would happily play with me for two rounds, like a young couple who was afraid that the other party would not be able to catch the ball.
Damn, you and I are a couple. Spartan badminton should be like Spartan. Shouldn't I shout "Swastika" and you shout "Third gear" or "Ten times the world"? "King Fist." Let's have an earth-shattering super brawl that will destroy the 28th Middle School to the bone.
Whenever I had this idea and smashed the badminton hard, Xiaoqin immediately gave up resistance and used her thighs, arms, chest or belly as a pad to catch the ball.
Standing in the middle of three puddles and playing badminton with me, there is no muddy water splashing on your sneakers. I don't believe that my persistence can't compare with yours.
Another smash hit Xiao Qin in the stomach, and then a very dissatisfied female voice came from the side:
"Ye Lin, is it interesting for you to bully Xiaoqin like this?"
I turned around and saw that it was the squad leader who had just finished volleyball training. He looked very handsome in a tight-fitting sportswear. He had a towel on his shoulders to wipe sweat, and he was glaring at me with an aggressive look.
Don't interfere with Sparta's badminton match. Be careful that our strong man's fighting spirit will sweep you in, tear your clothes to pieces, and give you a lot of benefits. (Iron rule of shonen comics: After a girl is affected by the strong man's fighting spirit, even if the opponent is Even if he is a Super Saiyan, his hands and feet will never be cut off, his clothes will only be damaged, and the degree of damage will be determined by the lust of the cartoonist)
The squad leader went to help Xiaoqin, who was standing in the middle of three puddles, holding her belly.
"Xiao Qin is weak, why do you have to play badminton with her? Isn't it a sense of accomplishment to bully the weak?"
Who is the weak one? Have you forgotten that when you were at Xiaoqin's house, she pushed you down on the sofa and forced you to show your breasts? If the bully was a boy, you might have been pushed that time. You You are the weak one, okay? You were deceived by Xiaoqin's acting skills so easily.
The monitor took Xiaoqin aside who was frowning due to abdominal pain, took the racket in her hand, and said to me:
"You like playing badminton, don't you? If you like playing, I will accompany you."
Hey, I don’t want to play badminton with you. Why do you, a beautiful girl, join in the fun of a strong contest? It’s like Sun Wukong and Frieza are having a decisive battle on Namek. Bulma suddenly jumps out and says: “Wukong, step aside.” , let my sister clean up this scum." This feeling is so disharmonious.
Just as the monitor was about to serve, she saw three medium-sized puddles beside her, and her eyebrows furrowed even higher.
"Not only did you bully Xiaoqin because of her physical weakness, but you also made her stand in a place like this, right? Ye Lin, I find you are really bad."
Don't say I'm bad. If you look carefully, aren't you wearing the new sneakers you bought on Sunday? Although I don't think I can consider myself a benefactor by giving you a pair of shoes through Shu Zhe's hands, but at least don't say I'm giving you shoes. The people are really bad.
I quibbled: "Let Xiaoqin stand next to the puddle... it's for her own good, it's to let her realize her potential in adversity."
"Really." The monitor looked at me narrowly, "In that case, let's change places. You can come here to 'flex your potential'."
"this……"
I was mute and couldn't express my pain after eating coptis, so I had to exchange places with the squad leader.
The squad leader stood on the dry and flat ground, holding his breath and concentrating, and threw the badminton high, and the badminton flew towards me like lightning.
The first thing I aimed at was the extension of my left foot. For a right-handed person like me, this kind of ball is very difficult to catch, and at this speed, I really had to use my full dynamic vision to catch it. .
But as a seven-foot-tall man, how can I not be able to catch a girl's first serve?
I yelled, took a stupid step, rushed to the landing point of the badminton, twisted my arm, pushed hard, and pushed the ball back.
Hahahaha, how about it, I am not a vegetarian, right? Even if you, monitor, are good at flying props, I will...
Hey, what's on my sneakers and shorts? Look carefully, isn't it like a goddess scattering flowers? Recall what happened 0.5 seconds ago. I didn't save this ball. I'm a bitch. Stepped into the puddle and splashed with joy.
Ah, I've trapped myself in a cocoon. I'm afraid the mud has splashed on my face. Xiaoqin, please come over and wipe it for me.
Without giving me any chance to breathe, the squad leader made another smash and hit the ball back. His long black hair was raised high, pulsing with youthful vitality.
You were so handy. You even wrapped a towel around the handle of the feather racket to increase friction. You hurt me badly. Do you know why you hit the puddle again? My youth has turned into a graduation dance filled with dirt. .
Seeing me in such a state of embarrassment but unwilling to admit defeat, struggling to save the ball many times and getting myself splashed with more mud and water, the monitor couldn't help but chuckle.
Why are you laughing? Do you, the devil of justice, also have such bad intentions? Or do you think that by punishing me like this, you are completely fulfilling your own justice?
"Monitor." Xiaoqin, who had been watching for a long time, finally said, "Ye Lin is no match for you. Please stop bullying him."
Who says I'm not her opponent? Who says she has the ability to bully me? Come on, fight me for another three hundred rounds. I don't believe you have more physical strength than I do. When your limbs become limp from exhaustion, I'll take it easy. Turn over and use my fantasy skills to beat you to a pulp.
Xiong Yaoyue, who was holding two volleyballs in her hands and preparing to send them back to the sports equipment room, saw the monitor and me as she passed by. Seeing the monitor's activity and my embarrassment, she couldn't help but smile and said:
"Squad leader, please stop teasing Ye Lin, he's got a wife."
"Who, who teased him?" The squad leader blushed and didn't catch the badminton I hit back.
"Oh yeah." After scoring for the first time under the squad leader, I jumped up high to celebrate, but when I landed, I accidentally stepped into the biggest puddle.
The way I look now is so wild, I definitely look like I just went on a "wild survival trip" with Mr. Bei.
Suddenly I remembered, Xiong Yaoyue, why did you say that I am a "famous flower with a wife"? Even if you think Xiaoqin is my girlfriend, I should be a "famous flower with a wife". Do you still think that I am gay? And it’s still a feeling, so should it be described as “flower”?
The squad leader also seemed to have a problem with the term "famous flowers have owners". She tried to reduce the interest in her tone and said to Xiong Yaoyue:
"The school rules clearly prohibit puppy love. You said Ye Lin, a famous beauty, has a master..."
Xiong Yaoyue replied carelessly: "Ah, I want to know who Ye Lin's 'master' is. Monitor, you have been gossiping recently... um... isn't that who..."
She inadvertently glanced across half of the playground, which meant that Ye Lin's homosexual was in the school, but I didn't know who it was.
The squad leader misunderstood that the person Xiong Yaoyue was looking at was Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin had to be more self-conscious. When she saw the squad leader paying attention to her, she immediately straightened her back, for fear that others would not know that she was my girlfriend.
I don’t know what happened, but the monitor immediately lost interest in playing badminton. She returned the badminton racket to me, and went to return the volleyball with Xiong Yaoyue.
Because we were downwind, I could hear a bit of the conversation between the squad leader and Xiong Yaoyue.
The monitor said: "Although I don't know where you heard it from, her feelings for Ye Lin are obviously abnormal."
Hey, the monitor is referring to the fact that Xiaoqin felt guilty for me because she caused my brother to hide and seek, and even wanted to marry me in order to atone for her sins.
Although the terms of atonement and marrying me are correct, I don’t have a younger brother. That was a lie made up by Xiaoqin casually, because the monitor saw a photo of my handsome wife when I was a child, and Xiaoqin’s lie was based on her. I have read the comic plot, so it became very convincing, and the monitor still believes it to be true.
Please, don't mention my unfounded brother again. If you don't believe me, I can show you our family's genealogy.
Chapter completed!