Finally, I warned the five tigers from the Criminal Department not to cause trouble for Xiaoqin, and then I said I had to go home first if I had something to do, and I separated from them.

I didn't tell them the specific reasons why I couldn't mess with Xiaoqin, because if I elaborated, I would have to admit that I hadn't recognized the other person's gender for so many years, and had been bullied by a girl for so long.

It's so embarrassing to tell others (especially the Five Tigers from the Criminal Department) this fact.

Seeing that I didn't agree with his plan, Xing Xing beat his chest and became anxious for me:

"Brother Ye, look, are you soft-hearted towards her again? The brothers only plan to say a few harsh words, but they won't really hit her - who dares to touch the eldest brother's woman? From now on, she will be the sister-in-law! Big brother, big brother,

Hey, brother, please don’t leave..."

After I got home, my dad asked me why I got out of school so early.

I said that the last two classes were electives and extracurricular activities, so I ran back because I was bored, and then handed my father the missing pages of "Color Classroom".

My dad didn’t doubt me. I seemed to have accumulated a lot of books with printing quality problems recently, so my dad called me to inquire about returns and exchanges.

I walked into my bedroom, made a shooting motion, and let my schoolbag hang on the clothes rack in the corner. Then I lay down on the bed and thought about future strategies.

Ren Xiaoqin seizes every opportunity to harass and seduce me every day, whether she goes to school or after class.

Although her seduction methods are all learned from shoujo comics, compared with H comics, they are just scratching the surface.

But even so, it had a very bad impact on an innocent young man like me.

Although in H comics "there are beautiful faces like jade in books", once a real person with a warm and fragrant jade throws herself into your arms, the excitement between the two is really incomparable.

I have been on the defensive against Ren Xiaoqin's attacks, and the situation is very unfavorable.

I always feel like I should try to fight back.

Through these few days of observation, I also discovered some of Xiaoqin's weaknesses.

She seemed to be sure that I would not dare to molest her, so she seduced me unscrupulously.

Because we have known each other for so long and have been with me as a man, are you familiar enough to predict my reaction?

She also said that I "look like a fun toy".

So her seducing me was just a game for her, and the fun part was knowing that I would definitely stop in the end.

Being accurately calculated by the enemy is a very dangerous thing in a battle between two armies.

I opened the five fingers of my right hand and stared at the palm of my hand.

Isn't this a very manly hand? Why do you shrink back when you are seduced by Xiaoqin's color?

Are you more shy than a girl? Are you going to be toyed with by the bully all the time?

My heart suddenly changed and I decided: Next time Ren Xiaoqin, if you dare to seduce me again, I will really touch you!!

If the enemy provokes me, you have to pay the price! If you don't open fire after crossing the border, are you going to let them attack your own capital?

Hum, I will even take the initiative to attack.

You think I am a gentleman, but I want to show you that I am a gangster!

Thinking of this, I felt that I had a chance to win, and I let out a series of evil laughter, and made a grabbing motion with my right hand.

Actually, I have never touched a girl's breasts before, so I don't know what it feels like.

It should be a little different from the big-breasted Yujie mouse pad that my dad can't sell, but I use it myself, right?

Suddenly I felt like I was a pervert for laughing weirdly while thinking about girls’ breasts.

But there is no other way. This is an essential step to launch a counterattack against Ren Xiaoqin.

Speaking of which, Xiaoqin's breasts seem to be very inconspicuous.

Hum hum hum, I decided, next time I will not only touch her, but after touching her, I will also have a look of contempt on my face and say, "Oh, so small!? It's just a Wangzi steamed bun!"

Her self-confidence must be severely damaged!

"Xiaolin, Xiaolin! There's a phone number!"

Dad shouted outside the door.

I got up to answer the phone, a little surprised who would be looking for me.

I didn't tell Xiaoqin her home phone number, and she should still be in class at this time. If the basketball team had a game, she should have told me when she was playing ball with me at noon. Could it be the monitor? Can she start from

My phone number was found in the address book of the student's parents. Is she so unwilling to admit defeat that she insists on proving that my toothache is false so that she can complain to the class teacher?

No, if she was the monitor, she would definitely ask her dad for confirmation when he answered the phone.

"Dad, whose phone number is it?"

As I walked towards the telephone extension in the living room, I asked the dad I passed by.

"I don't know. It seems to be a little girl. She said she wanted a 'valet' to answer the phone."

"Eh? Then dad, how did you know you were looking for me? Maybe you dialed the wrong number!"

Even though I said it verbally, I had already guessed that it was the little girl Amy.

"It should be you, right?" Dad scratched the back of his head uncertainly, "That little girl is very confident and confident, as if she is an acquaintance of ours. I guess she called you 'valet' because you were playing house.

A family-like game, right?”

Who is playing house with her? Dad, how old do you think I am! Besides, even if you play house, you are still playing the role of husband and wife. There is no such strange setting as a male servant!

"Hello?"

I picked up the phone and asked angrily.

"You manservant, why did it take you so long to answer the phone?"

Amy's voice was quite angry.

"Who is the valet? And how do you know my phone number?"

"Hmph, now that I've even obtained your name, it's just a piece of cake to know your home phone number... People in China are so greedy for money, and they can buy any information with money."

"How much did it cost?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"It's only 1,000 yuan."

Amy felt like she had taken advantage.

Damn you, you wasteful thing! If you want to know my phone number, couldn't you just ask me last night? Do you know how difficult it is to make money in business now? I almost died in school today because I was returning a comic book to a customer.

ah!

"Manservant, I have a task for you today."

Amy pretended to be a little adult and said seriously.

"I resigned, and I didn't receive a salary from you."

"Why haven't you received it? I paid for your onions last night!"

Amy became anxious and seemed to be tapping the glass table with a small spoon over the phone.

"Hey, if you dare not work for me, be careful your hands get shorter!"

It's really annoying. "Eating people with short mouths and taking people with short hands" is just a common saying, and it's not your Hollywood science fiction movie. If this is really the case, and Doraemon has such short hands, how much did he take from others?

And among the things I bought that day, did you only remember the onions? In fact, the beef with soy sauce is the most expensive, costing 14 and 25 cents! However, someone like you just sells information for 1,000 yuan.

, you simply can’t remember amounts below three digits, right?

If I had known this, I would have bought more things yesterday. At least I should have filled up the refrigerator at home.

"Manservant, why don't you speak?"

"If you are not satisfied with your salary, just work hard! If I am happy, I will give you a raise!"

"——Of course I will always give you all kinds of small favors!"

Listening to Amy's tone of voice that she thinks she is a good boss, how much am I looking forward to your little favor?

Dad seemed to be curious and leaned half out of the study, holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and listened with his ears pricked up.

Dad, go back! If you really want to eavesdrop on your son's conversation, pick up the main phone in your house and you won't miss a word! Why are they the same as the loudspeakers and PHS in schools? Even if you listen

Who can I communicate with after hearing the gossip about my son? Is it a big loss with Director Cao?

"Okay, okay, Amy, what exactly do you want me to do for you?"

"Huh, although it's a bit disrespectful for a mere servant to call the master that way, but I forgive you very leniently!"

"You don't need to forgive me. If you don't say anything, I'll hang up the phone."

"Wait, wait! Except for the manservant, I can't trust anyone around me! You are the only one who can help me with this matter!"

After all, he is a child, and he is not calm at all. After a little scare, his true colors will be revealed.

It turns out that Amy wanted me to help her with the calligraphy practice grid book.

Because her mother asked her to practice writing Chinese characters and signing, Amy sent her mother a full ten-page overseas fax every Saturday, asking her mother to check whether the Chinese characters on the grid book had improved.

Today is already Thursday, but because Amy is so playful and has so many things to do when she first arrived in China, she didn’t even write half of it.
To be continued...