The person who was hit on the head by his underwear was a middle-aged bald man. From a distance, he looked a bit like Le Jia, the former host of "If You Are the One" (my second aunt likes him best). The man raised his head in surprise and shouted:

"Hey, I took off my underwear in broad daylight. It's still warm. Which lady's thing is it? Is this the same as throwing a hydrangea? I'm a relatively conservative man. I'm afraid we are not suitable."

His shouts alerted the security guards, and several (not just one) security guards came over to study the secrets of sexy underwear with him.

Shu Zhe was so frightened that he bit the tips of the four fingers on his left hand and shrank his head to avoid being seen by people in the lobby.

But for Xiong Yaoyue, who witnessed the whole process with her own eyes, it was already too late.

Xiong Yaoyue's whole body was shaken violently, and her face turned red and white.

"So that's it."

She shouted with her eyes widened.

What's going on? Don't be surprised, okay? When we were in the game center, you suddenly said, "Brothers and sisters, don't quarrel." It scared me half to death. Now what have you analyzed?

Could it be that, in connection with the last time you saw me carrying black silk underwear, you analyzed that I was doing underwear trading with Shu Zhe and further guessed the truth about "original underwear"?

No, it's impossible. There are too few clues. With her memory and forgetfulness, it's impossible to make the same inference as Conan.

Or, because they have always misunderstood that I am gay, they speculated that I was having sex with Shu Zhe, and I still accepted it.

Damn it, if you dare to say that, I'm really worried about you. In order to show my anger, I might arrest you in public.

Facts have proved that despite all my guessing, I still couldn’t keep up with Xiong Yaoyue’s thinking.

Xiong Yaoyue grabbed Shu Zhe's collar and shouted:

"It turns out...you are the underwear thief, please return my sister's underwear quickly."

Damn girl, you guessed it completely wrong. Although Shu Zhe once took the name of an underwear thief (when he stole his sister's underwear), he does not meet the conditions of an underwear thief at all. The underwear thief's strength is not inferior to mine. The most important thing is that he can Climbing the stairs with bare hands, Shu Zhe couldn't even climb over the wall of our school, how could he be an underwear thief?

"Yueyue, you made a mistake." I explained dumbfounded.

"No, I finally found the clues. I can't let him go."

Xiong Yaoyue shook Shu Zhe vigorously, hoping to shake off the girl's underwear hidden on his body.

You have watched too many cartoons, how can a thief carry all his stolen goods with him?

Shu Zhe's defensive voice became very ridiculous.

"Sister Yueyue~~~~Stop shaking~~~~I fainted_~~~~I didn't steal the underwear~~~~~Brother Ye Lin gave it to me~~~~~"

Damn it, don't betray me. Didn't I tell you earlier that if you get betrayed, it's your personal hobby?

Xiong Yaoyue shifted her suspicious gaze in my direction.

"Ah, it turns out you are the underwear thief. No wonder you were wearing a pair of underwear that day..."

"I'm not." I hurriedly denied, "The underwear thief can climb a building with nothing. I'm afraid of heights. How can I do it?"

Ah, I accidentally admitted it. It’s so embarrassing. A man shouldn’t admit that he has weaknesses. He should swallow any grievances he has.

Recalling that Amy and I were a little nervous when riding the elevator, Xiong Yaoyue was confused.

"Then..." She turned her head and stared at Shu Zhe again, "You are still the underwear thief."

"Sister Yueyue, I told you I'm not." Shu Zhe tried his best to argue but couldn't convince Xiong Yaoyue.

At this time, Amy jumped up to behind Xiong Yaoyue and poked her lower back.

"Pooh, what are you playing at?"

Xiong Yaoyue cautiously wrapped her arms around Amy and asked her to stay away from Shu Zhe.

"Miss Amy, you have to be careful. Even though this guy is fair and clean, he specializes in stealing girls' underwear."

Amy looked at Shu Zhe with practiced contempt, and then at me.

"It doesn't matter, he's not the only one who has an idea for my underwear..."

Hey, what do you mean by this? Why are you looking at me when you say this? Have you noticed that I covet your underwear? What a keen sixth sense. You are worthy of being my sister...

No, no, now is not the time to feel proud. If Amy steps up her guard because of this, my hope of success will be even slimmer. If I had known better, I shouldn't have spent money randomly and honestly saved my income.

At this time, the monitor finally came over, Amy immediately hid behind Xiong Yaoyue, and Shu Zhe and I also stood up from the bench.

"What happened?" the monitor asked doubtfully.

"No, no." I winked at Xiong Yaoyue, "We were joking."

Because the squad leader thought that Henderson Mall was not friendly to people with obsessive-compulsive disorder, we were anxious to leave. Those of us who couldn't find a goal in life followed her, the leader, swaying.

The squad leader and Shu Zhe were walking in the first row, Xiong Yaoyue and I were walking in the second row, and Amy was hiding behind Xiong Yaoyue and me, and from time to time she would spy on the squad leader and her brother through the gaps between our bodies.

"Hmph, the eyes are the windows to the soul, and the best way to judge people is through their eyes."

Amy muttered something.

"Although they look very similar, and the younger brother might look like a fake if he wears a wig, but the aura in his eyes is completely different."

"My sister is someone who can survive even a war. If she is insulted, she will retaliate without hesitation."

Hey, hey, the person you are talking about is Vasya, don’t let the squad leader go through the war casually, but you said that Shu Zhe can pretend to be his sister by wearing a wig. You are really a discerning person. He may often deal with makeup artists. You can just imagine what someone looks like wearing a wig.

"Then, do you think your brother can survive the war?" I asked curiously.

"He..." Amy didn't seem very interested, "He is just a loser. He will probably be captured by the enemy and become a male prostitute as soon as possible..."

Xiong Yaoyue broke into our conversation at this time.

"Don't talk about war, Shu Zhe..." She lowered her voice out of concern for the monitor, "Shu Zhe is an underwear thief. Countless girls will be harmed if we don't care."

"Especially the squad leader. I used to wonder why the squad leader's underwear would be stolen if he was so cautious. It turns out that it's hard to guard against house thieves. Shu Zhe went too far. He didn't even let his sister's underwear go. He had to hang him up and play with his penis. Play until you die."

Although he couldn't hear what was said behind him, Shu Zhe still shuddered.

I smiled and said, "Yueyue, please use your brain and think about it. Shu Zhe is powerless and does not fit everyone's description of the underwear thief. He is so weak. Even if you give him the courage, he will not be able to climb up." It’s someone else’s balcony.”

Xiong Yaoyue looked serious, "Ye Lin, you are too careless. Don't forget, Chang Wei also said that he doesn't know martial arts."

Hey, isn't Chang Wei a character in Stephen Chow's movie "Nine Levels of Sesame"? In the movie, the son of a naval admiral first raped the Qi Qin family, and when the incident failed, he killed thirteen members of the Qi family, including the janitor. Even the dog "Sang Biao" was not spared, and Li Tianyi was subjectively and viciously dumped on more than 20 Chang'an Streets. He was an awesome existence that was enough to make the second generation of officials worship him. In the play, he said the phrase " "I don't know how to do martial arts" is ranked equally among the top three shameless remarks with Lei Zhengfu's statement "Zhao Hongxia and I are lovers" and Liu Xiaoqing's statement "There are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry".

But having said that, Xiong Yaoyue, your knowledge is really biased. Although Chang Wei is very famous among some netizens, not everyone knows it. Please can you use a more popular metaphor in the future.

"I know, I know." Amy raised her little hands happily and said, "There are many Chinese messages on Facebook. Once there is any incident of rampant second-generation officials in China, the relevant pages of the White House will be full of petition posts, and many posts mention Arrive at Changwei."

Damn, please don’t call the messages posted by netizens who circumvent the wall as petitions. There is no superior-subordinate relationship between the Chinese government and the U.S. government. Do you really think Obama is the director of the Petitions and Petitions Office?

"Netizens say that Chang Wei is the true portrayal of the movie version of the rampant second generation of officials, because Chang Wei is the son of Chang Kaishen, the president of the Republic of China..."

Damn, you are so wrong. You have been misled by netizens' spoof. The president of the Republic of China is Chiang Kai-shek. Because of the pronunciation of Cantonese, his name was transliterated by foreigners as "Chiang Kai-shek". Later, a professor at Tsinghua University wrote a thesis. I consulted foreign language materials, and ended up translating Chiang Kai-shek in the foreign language materials as "Chang Kaishen". It was obvious that "exporting to domestic sales" was a joke.

Moreover, Principal Chiang is the famous "Chiang Zhongzheng who passes through the woods". As a disciple of "Invincible Sun Yat-sen with an iron fist", he is ranked among the four masters in the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China. If Chang Wei were his son, who would believe that " I don’t know how to do martial arts.”

Xiong Yaoyue and Amy are two idiots (although one is because of their IQ and the other is because of their nationality). No matter how I explain it, the topic keeps getting more and more crooked, and finally it comes to the relationship between the Shaolin Temple monks and the "Force".

When the group walked to the first floor, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly remembered that the most important task was to expose the underwear thief.

So she grabbed a piece of waste paper from under the cleaner's broom, aimed at the back of Shu Zhe's head and said:

"Let me try if he knows martial arts."

"Pah." "Ouch."

Shu Zhe looked back angrily. Xiong Yaoyue was whistling with her hands behind her back, pretending to be innocent, and Amy was hiding behind me and sticking her tongue out at him.

"Sister." Shu Zhe complained to the monitor aggrievedly, "That mixed-race kid threw paper balls at me."

"Okay, okay." The squad leader persuaded, "Don't be like a child. Anyway, a paper ball won't hurt, right?"

"But, it seems that this paper ball is very dirty."

Shu Zhe took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped his hair to one side.

"Hmph, he's really pretending." Xiong Yaoyue said bitterly, "I don't believe he can keep pretending that he doesn't know martial arts."
Chapter completed!