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【311】 American Emperor lackey

I grabbed Kyle's clothes and pulled him into the woods. Because I didn't want to make too much noise, he barely resisted.

Once he thought he was far enough away, he immediately broke away from my hand and got into a boxing stance with me, his eyes shining with enthusiasm.

"If Sui wins the duel, Sui can take a peek."

Shut up, you hemorrhoid warrior, (I'm sorry Xiao Qin's nickname is so apt), you are not dueling for this reason. I want to stand up for my sister and beat you, the peeping pervert.

Just as he was about to take action, he suddenly remembered that he had an egg in his trouser pocket.

Kyle is not only older than me, but also has good muscles built in the gym. He is not an opponent that can be easily defeated.

If the egg breaks halfway, the economic loss will be small, but it will mainly destroy my energy.

At that time, a wet and sticky pool of unknown liquid appeared on my pants, and I had no choice but to reach out to Kyle to call a timeout:

"Stop, my balls are broken."

Kyle will definitely follow the honor of a warrior and stop attacking, and look at me with great sympathy.

Who needs your sympathy? This is an egg, not my own.

Or, take out the eggs and place them on the ground before fighting.

However, this would violate the old man's instructions. Although the old man does not have the ability to see with clairvoyance, as a junior in the martial arts world, I still feel uneasy about my conscience.

"Wait a minute, I can't fight you with eggs." Do I want to tell Kyle this?

Kyle will definitely laugh: "I have eggs too, don't worry I won't hit your eggs."

"My eggs are different from yours. Let me take them out first and put them on the ground..."

Kyle must be (⊙o⊙).

While he was thinking wildly, Pentheus came over.

Seeing that the two of us were about to start a fight, he didn't say anything. He walked over like a mountain and lifted me and Kyle up like chickens. No matter how much we struggled, it was to no avail.

"Please don't disturb Miss Emily's bathing, okay?" Pentheus said gently but non-negotiably. "That is the most relaxing moment for her in the day, more important than sleep."

"I didn't disturb my sister... Amy was taking a bath." I defended, "It's him. He came here to peek. Pentheus, aren't you a bodyguard? Take out your gun and shoot him, then dig a hole and bury him." .”

When Kyle heard that I was going to use him as flower fertilizer, he became anxious and muttered in English, but I couldn't understand a word of it.

In order to further express his anger towards me, Kyle kicked me with his feet. I didn’t want to suffer a loss, so I also stretched out my feet to kick him. The result...

Damn, my legs are not as long as his. Death penalty. The hemorrhoid warrior must be sentenced to death.

Perhaps because he was concerned that Kyle was the lead actor after all, digging a hole and burying him would affect the overall progress of the film, so Pentheus put Kyle on the ground, said "Go." and then pretended to take something from his waist. gun.

Kyle immediately ran away like a rabbit whose butt was on fire without looking back.

Then he put me down from mid-air, patted me on the shoulder, and said:

"Lin, you take good care of me. I feel relieved when you are here."

Don't worry, I was actually lying on the window with Kyle watching just now. Kyle didn't see much more than I saw. I'm so ashamed that I, a person related to Amy by blood, don't have a bodyguard. Be loyal to her.

While I was reviewing myself, I sat in front of the RV and fed Obama. Amy took a bath for more than 40 minutes and still didn't come out for so long.

Taking the American Snow Mountain Special Formula dog food given to me by 005, I threw it to Obama piece by piece. Seeing him eating it so happily, I couldn’t help but feel a little jealous.

No, I am not jealous of its dog food, in which case I would just pour it into my mouth, but I am jealous of such an animal that does not have human worries, can eat whenever it wants, sleep whenever it wants, and lives a life like a fairy.

Once I feel unbalanced mentally, I will tighten the dog food bag and stop feeding it.

Obama squatted in front of me, still showing an expectant expression.

I scolded Obama like a kindergarten teacher scolding a class of children:

"Eat, eat, eat. You just know how to eat, but don't you know how to do something to please the master? You can even do some somersaults."

As a husky with noble blood and high value, Obama was indifferent at first, and then rolled his eyes at me to express his dissatisfaction.

I was unmoved and continued:

"What are you looking at? You imperialist lackey. The North Korean people don't have enough to eat. It's all your fault because of your sanctions. You should reflect on it."

Seeing that he couldn't get dog food, Obama made a purring sound, lowered his head and slipped back to the RV.

Hey, have you gone to sleep in a cool place? Or go to the French chef to ask for food. I'm so impatient. You can get dog food by performing somersaults.

Not long after, Obama came out of the RV again. Different from when he went in, he was in high spirits, wagging his tail, and looked determined to win the dog food in my hand.

I felt strange and looked carefully: Obama seemed to have something in his mouth.

Damn it, aren’t those Amy’s mesh lace low-waist panties?

Being bitten in the middle by Obama's sharp teeth, what an alternative combination of beauty and beast.

Where did you find it? Isn't the dirty clothes basket sealed? You traitor, you traitor. And why do you think you can get dog food from me in exchange for Amy's underwear?

Obama ran up to me, stood up, put his front paws on my shoulders, took his sister's panties and gave them to me.

His eyes were full of understanding, as if he were saying:

"Senior brother, I can only help you so far."

Damn, who is your junior brother? I don’t need a dog to understand me. And can you read minds? You are an alien lurking on the earth. The Trisolaran civilization sent you here. Tell me honestly. When do you plan to launch two-way foil to the earth?

Also, should I take over this pair of underwear? Although it is just a triangular piece of fabric worn on my sister, it is worth 20,000 yuan. This opportunity cannot be missed, and it will never come back.

However, if it is stained with dog saliva, even if it is still considered "original" underwear, the original flavor of dog probably accounts for more. People like me who do business honestly must use underwear that has been in the mouth of a dog. Dealing with Director Cao makes me feel a little bit uneasy about my conscience.

However, it will be no problem if you wash it once. Director Cao did not say that it must be original underwear. If it was 100% original underwear, he would have to pay 30,000 yuan.

Just as he was about to reach out to pick it up, 004 and 005 rushed over. 004 grabbed the underwear from Obama's mouth, and 005 laughed and cursed:
Chapter completed!
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