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【292】Boiled water and ink

Perhaps considering my large appetite, Gong Caicai ordered a lot of food for me at the McDonald's front desk, which was almost as large as feeding pigs.

"Well, because I don't know what classmate Ye Lin likes to eat, I basically ordered them all. I hope you won't dislike it..."

Gong Caicai, who was sitting opposite, bowed deeply towards me with an expression of apology for the poor reception.

Ah, it would be great if the loudspeaker is here. Every time food is wasted, I deeply feel sorry for the Korean people. The president of the HHH fan club must also think so, otherwise why would he ban dad from porn movies? He made a joke about North Korea in the comments.

So I picked out all the meat and stuffed it into my mouth, and also fed the vegetable leaves from the hamburger to the rabbits.

I must have looked very rude when I wolfed down my food. It was very different from the table manners Gong Caicai was usually taught, so she couldn't help laughing.

Although her voice was extremely low and soft, it was like the thawing of a glacier, which brought us closer together. At least she was not as afraid of me as before, and she rarely stuttered when talking to me.

"Excuse me, in classmate Ye Lin's house, even if you feed animals during meals, you won't get scolded."

Well, when I was eating, it was when the dog was eating. To this day, whenever I pick up the rice bowl in front of the round table, I always suspect that the puppy is lying quietly at my feet.

Even though I lowered my head to look, I couldn't find it.

Gong Caicai looked around guiltily to make sure her family was not around, and then imitated me and picked out a vegetable leaf and fed it to the little rabbit who was looking through the autumn water.

Seeing the rabbit chewing hard, Gong Caicai was extremely happy. She fed it again, this time without looking left or right.

Gong Caicai covered her chest with a blush on her face. It seemed that feeding animals at the dinner table was the biggest act of rebellion she dared to do to her family.

This behavior made her both nervous and excited, and she couldn't help but do it many times until the rabbit couldn't accept it anymore.

"I was a bad boy today." Gong Caicai said to herself, "I won't do that again in the future."

What a good girl you are. If it were my family, even if I let animals be served on the table, my father would not care about me. He might be masturbating to Koizumi Aya in the study room.

In this McDonald's, Huang Yali's songs "Butterfly Spring" and "Let's Live Another Place" are played on a loop. I am not a fan of pop music, but I really like these two songs because I think they are quite difficult to sing. It’s not a flood of sweet love songs full of “do you love me or not”.

Even so, there are still lyrics like "Why do you only care about her" in "Change Place to Live". After repeated playback, the surrounding atmosphere becomes ambiguous.

A boy from the high school of Qingzi Academy was playing a game of eating French fries with his female classmate. Of course, they ended up kissing each other at the end of the game.

However, a Spartan like me will not be infected by the outside world. I continue to be like the beginning, just like a starving ghost reincarnated or a pig descending to earth.

When I had eaten and drank enough, and was shamelessly planning to pack up the remaining food, Gong Caicai seemed to have summoned up great courage, lowered her head and begged me:

"Classmate Ye Lin, there is something I have always wanted to tell you. Please don't be angry after hearing this, okay?"

I was stunned and said, "Tell me, I've eaten so much of your food, why do you have the nerve to be angry?"

Gong Caicai lowered her head, "That's it...since classmate Ye Lin is already with the class monitor, don't be so close to classmate Ren Xiaoqin anymore...because, because, it's wrong to stand in two different boats."

Saying these words seemed to consume a lot of her energy. She blushed and breathed heavily. The two little rabbits on her chest moved together in panic.

Hey, first come, first served is wrong, the squad leader is the latecomer, and I have already planned it. Not only do I want to have two things, I also want to open a harem.

It just so happens that your surname, Gong Caicai, is also Gong. Do you want to join my harem and become a noble or something? I can place you near the Empress of the East Palace, who is also the squad leader, and let her continue to take care of you. But Xiaoqin from the West Palace will definitely I will hate you so much that one day I may be strangled to death and thrown into the well in the imperial garden.

Seeing me looking at her with a very unserious look, Gong Caicai shrank.

"Ye, classmate Ye Lin is obviously a good person, why is his eyes so evil?"

I couldn't help but laugh: "I saved you once and I am a good person. You are too gullible. Let me tell you, be smarter in the future and be on guard against others. Even good people who have helped you might be able to do the same." I have bad intentions for you."

The main reason I told her this was to prevent her from falling into the trap of bad guys easily. Then I or the squad leader would have to rescue her, which would be very troublesome.

Gong Caicai turned her attention to the little white rabbit in the cage.

"But the rabbits like the look of classmate Ye Lin very much... You can tell by the look in their eyes... Why does classmate Ye Lin say that he is a bad person?"

Oh, it’s true that I have an aura of being close to animals, but rabbits are not lie detectors. How can they be used as evidence to distinguish good from evil? With the stupidity of rabbits, even if you want to take them to the pot, they will be very happy. Accept the carrot you offer.

I smiled and put on a face that had experienced many vicissitudes of life:

"There are no 100% good people in the world. The so-called good people all have their own weaknesses and will do bad things if they cannot resist temptation."

Gong Caicai's eyes widened, and she looked like she was willing to accept teachings, which further aroused my teacher addiction.

"Hmm, take me for example. Although I saved you on the overpass and you think I'm a good person, I also have two interests at the same time..."

Gong Caicai raised her head slightly and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Is it true that classmate Ye Lin is as lustful as the rumors say..."

Is that really what the rumors say? Come on, now that the matter is over, I might as well admit it in front of Gong Caicai.

"...Yes, I am very lustful, so I have two different things. Maybe there is something wrong with the prefrontal lobe in my brain. Although I know it is wrong, I can't control myself... Why don't you fuck me Tell Xiaoqin about your bad things..."

Gong Caicai looked puzzled, "Shouldn't I tell the squad leader?"

What's the point of telling the squad leader? The Big Carrot Plan was made for Xiao Qin. Of course I hope the rumors will get into Xiao Qin's ears. Just make the West Palace angry. I still want to keep the East Palace to raise the prince. Woolen cloth.

I held my chin and analyzed Gong Caicai. I felt that as a part of my plan, she was too natural. I might be doing a disservice by dragging her into the harem and pretending to be in a relationship with her. I definitely couldn't bear the condemnation of my conscience, so I went to the squad leader the next day and confessed that it was better to keep a distance from such a hot potato.

So I made a 100% evil-minded expression and said to Gong Caicai:

"Men are all lustful. I am very, very lustful. You look like you are easy to bully, and your breasts are so big. You have been with me for a long time, so there is no guarantee that I will not have bad intentions towards you.

You'd better avoid me as much as possible."

Hearing me mention her breasts bluntly, Gong Caicai lowered her head in embarrassment.

"I, I have been taking height-increasing drugs recently, and I want to absorb them and use them to grow taller, but it seems to have failed..."

Don't take strange medicines, and if your breasts are gone, not to mention the boy from No. 28 Middle School, even the man with the scar just now will be sad.

"...I always feel that classmate Ye Lin said that on purpose, hoping that I would not get close to you. Isn't it dangerous to be next to classmate Ye Lin?"

"Of course it will be very dangerous." I scared her and said, "Actually, when it comes to matters between men and women, I am a complete scumbag. Do you know, Sports Commission, I have also touched Xiong Yaoyue's breasts. If you feel angry, just tell

Xiaoqin."

"Why should I tell classmate Xiaoqin, classmate Xiaoqin and I are not familiar with each other..." Gong Caicai couldn't understand my purpose, "and the little bear always bullies me, even if you touch her... she deserves it...

"

Hey, it’s not like I don’t resent others at all. Do you think I touched Xiong Yaoyue’s breasts to avenge myself for lifting my skirt?

I raised a finger to remind her to listen carefully to what I said next.

"In short, I am very bad, not as bad as you think, but still very bad. I will help you if you encounter danger outside in the future, but don't get close to me. My purpose of helping you is not pure. I have evil intentions."

Yes, inviting me to dinner like today is already over the line."

Gong Caicai didn't seem to believe what I said.

I really don’t understand girls. I said so clearly that I was a bad person, and she actually defended me:

"Why did classmate Ye Lin say that? I think those... those two gentlemen on the overpass are the ones with evil intentions. Although classmate Ye Lin's eyes are ferocious, they are also very innocent."

"Pure ass." I snorted, "You are as pure as boiled water, but I am as pure as ink. The disgusting things I have heard and seen will make you vomit for three days and three nights. Do you think

Are you dyed black by me?"

I pointed at the rabbit cage on the table, "You just had one meal with me, and you didn't listen to your family and started feeding animals on the dining table. What else do you want to do in the future? Speed ​​racing and become a bosozoku. You idiot?"

A good student in the eyes of teachers and a good girl in the eyes of parents, do you want to hang out with me, a bad classmate who is feared by everyone, and turn from a little white dove into a black crow?"

"Remember, don't get close to me in the future, unless you want to learn from me, you know."

As if she was shocked by what I said, Gong Caicai watched in stunned silence as I left McDonald's, leaving only herself and the chattering little rabbit.

After going to school the next day, Gong Caicai seemed to have regained her usual fear of me, but I also found that whenever I chatted with Eunuch Cao or others and talked eloquently, Gong Caicai always blushed, like those two.
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