In order to eliminate the influence of Xiaoqin's mentally retarded brain waves on me, I took out my mobile phone and ran an online store for a while.

The product picture updated last night, which is a photo of Shu Zhe posing in a leopard-print tights, was modified by me with a pair of PS and received widespread praise from browsing customers.

Some said: "I have a nosebleed. The model lady is so cute. I want her contact information for a high price."

Others said: "It seems that the breasts are a little bigger than last time... Have you had breast augmentation? No matter what, it will be hot if there is a gap."

In fact, I added that cleavage bit by bit using the PS skills taught to me by Eunuch Cao. It really took me a lot of effort. When I uploaded it afterwards, I almost lost it because I spent too much brainpower on it. It would be really embarrassing if the nude photos of Shu Zhelu's little penis were uploaded.

With such an eye-catching model as a signboard, seven sets of leopard print tights were immediately sold, and they received all positive reviews, with only one negative review saying:

"Why does my wife look so different from the picture when she wears it? (Note: My wife weighs 300 pounds)"

Nonsense, this is a standard size leopard print tights. Your lady should cosplay Doraemon more than cosplay a leopard girl.

Someone else raised questions about Shu Zhe’s eye color:

"Why is the model lady's eyes brown at one time and purple at another? Are she wearing contact lenses?"

No, it’s just that I deliberately changed the photo into another color so that no one would recognize Shu Zhe (let alone misunderstand that this is the squad leader), but it’s a good idea to let him wear colored contact lenses, so that I don’t need my three-legged cat photoshop. Technology.

What I didn't expect was that "Popeye" and "Popeye" almost simultaneously sent me messages to buy the leopard print tights worn by Shu Zhe.

Popeye: "This is what I was waiting for. The original price was 200 yuan. I paid three times and bought it for 600 yuan."

Steamed stuffed buns stuffed with coriander: "You must give it to me, especially that pair of thongs. 400 yuan is enough."

I secretly laughed in my heart, this coriander stuffed bun claimed to be rich, but every time he made a bid, he was not very generous and stingy.

So I replied to the coriander stuffed buns:

"I'm sorry, someone has already bid 600 yuan. It's the same person who bought the nurse's uniform last time."

When the coriander-stuffed buns heard this, he was furious: "What, you dare to steal something from me, I will pay you one thousand and two dollars, and you can pack and send the stuff to me right now."

I actually bought six leopard print tights with an original price of 200 yuan, and left a message in the remarks: You know.

This profit... is too terrible. The political teacher taught me wrongly. Technology is not the primary productive force, but perversion is.

Although I don’t want the adult products store to degenerate into a perverted product store, we often say that the customer’s requirements are the goal of our efforts, and a single order can make a profit of more than a thousand yuan. I really can’t say no. I have no choice but to blame. It's no wonder these perverts are too rich.

So the dress was sold to Cilantro Stuffed Buns. Popeye failed in the competition and looked very disappointed.

In order to comfort him, I mentioned to him the "you choose me to wear" original underwear business, and hinted: "There are no reservations for the model lady. If you don't take action, someone else will be the first to do it."

As expected, Popeye took the initiative and immediately chose a pair of black silk translucent hollow sexy underwear. He added 200 yuan to the original price and asked the model to wear it for three days.

According to the shamefulness of these underwear, I should have charged a hundred yuan per day, but considering that Popeye was an old customer, I told him that this was a special discount and that the price would be restored to the original price next time. Popeye said that he was very happy. I am so moved that I will always support our perverted supplies store.

Nima has changed his mind and said that we are a store of perverted supplies. When dad comes back and sees that I have added new business to the online store, will he praise me or scold me?

During the lunch break, I saw Eunuch Cao inviting Xiong Yaoyue to eat ice cream (not Haagen-Dazs, but Xiong Yaoyue would not refuse anyone who came) on the condition that Xiong Yaoyue answer a few questions.

The ice cream was frozen hard. Xiong Yaoyue held the ice cream in her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, and she said vaguely:

"Ask me, if I'm in a good mood I'll count on you."

Eunuch Cao nodded and bowed, holding paper and pen, and asked like a reporter:

"Xiao Yueyue, if you were hurt by someone, what would you say?"

I didn't say it, but I knew in my heart that Eunuch Cao was definitely collecting strange information again to enrich the material library of the so-called second grade (3) class.

Xiong Yaoyue raised her eyebrows, pulled out the entire ice cream stick from her mouth, and said angrily: "Did he hurt me on purpose?"

Eunuch Cao looked at the sky: "It must be intentional..."

Xiong Yaoyue was furious, "He hurt me even though he knew it would hurt. He is looking for death. I will definitely yell: Fuck your mother."

A drop of cold sweat dripped from Eunuch Cao's forehead, "Sister Yueyue, can you change it to another sentence? In that case, this sentence is not appropriate."

"If you don't want to change it, I think it's quite suitable." Xiong Yaoyue stuffed the ice cream back. At this time, the ice cream had softened a lot. She bit off half of it in one bite, making Eunuch Cao tremble and sneak away in despair. .

"Strange question..." Xiong Yaoyue said to herself. At this time, she turned around and saw me, and hurriedly waved to me: "Haagen-Dazs,."

Your name is Haagen-Dazs. I promised that I would definitely buy you something to eat, but I just don’t have time today. Don’t rush me to get it every day. You loser, you are not cute at all. No wonder you teach me. The director saw you hanging out with other boys and didn't care at all.

That night, after Shu Zhe finished the meal cooked by his sister, he ran to my house to get his school uniform. The way he walked was steady, as if he was trying to prevent me from plotting something.

Because the online store's business was surprisingly good today, I was in a good mood, so I didn't make it difficult for him. In addition to returning the brand-new school uniform to him, I also gave him a 100 yuan bonus.

"What kind of money is this?" Shu Zhe asked warily, while holding down the corner of his clothes, as if I gave him money just to let him take off his clothes.

"It's a reward for you, because you didn't make your sister angry today, and I'm in a good mood, so I'll give you some bonus." I replied casually.

Shu Zhe squinted his eyes to check the authenticity and collected the money.

"Hmph, it's not much, but it's better than nothing."

Hey, you are still dragging me out, are you like the Red Cross who sit and collect money every day to be satisfied?

I took out the black silk translucent hollow underwear designated by "Popeye" and asked Shu Zhe to wear it for three days.

"Here we go again," Shu Zhe showed an expression of disbelief, but in an instant he put on a businessman face again: "How much money can I get this time."

I pointed out two fingers: "200 yuan."

"200 yuan." Shu Zhe seemed to be insulted, "The strawberry underwear last time was still 300 yuan. This time the underwear is so embarrassing... why is the money less?"

Well, because the share of buying original underwear is that underwear belongs to underwear, and original flavor belongs to original flavor. Last time, the profit of strawberry underwear was low, so my asking price was a bit dark. This time, the profit of black silk underwear is high, and I also gave Popeye a discount, so Shu Zhe gets less money.

I advised Shu Zhe to take a long-term view, and didn't I just give him a bonus of 100 yuan? Being friendly makes you rich, so don't worry about my boss and me.

Thinking that compared to the torture he suffered yesterday, he had received the same 300 yuan today without doing almost anything. This thought made him feel more balanced, so he asked me to use the bathroom and asked me to put on my black stockings right now. .

I smiled and said, "Why are you so anxious? Can't you change at home? Are you addicted to wearing women's underwear?"

Shu Zhe gave me a roll of his eyes, "It's not safe to put it in your pocket. What if my sister finds out."

"Besides, the so-called wearing it for three days refers to 72 hours. Time is money. After I deliver the goods, can I place the next order immediately?"

Nima, this business acumen is really shrewd. In order to make money, you don’t have any shame. Lucky for the perverted customers of our online store, the "You Choose Me to Wear" business is officially launched. You can make appointments with transvestites as much as you like.

Early on Wednesday morning, Xiaoqin said to me mysteriously:

"Classmate Ye Lin, I had another dream yesterday..."

Have you had an erotic dream again? Have you had sex with me again? If you have erotic dreams every day, you want to transform into a whore.

"I'm not a whore." Xiao Qin said unhappily, "Classmate Ye Lin, you have to be responsible."

She also said that she was not a prostitute. This tone of asking me to take responsibility came from yesterday’s erotic dream.

"Well...actually yesterday's dream was a continuation of the dream the day before yesterday..."

Damn, did you watch the TV series? What was the plot of yesterday’s dream?

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... what else could it be? It was the fruit of love between me and classmate Ye Lin."

Why are you giving birth to a baby? Your series is progressing a little too fast. Could it be that you still dream about breastfeeding your baby?

At this point, Xiaoqin lowered her head in shame.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry, because of some indescribable force, our children can't get milk and are starving and thin."

What an indescribable power? Isn’t it just that you have small breasts? Have you found a way to help the child?

"Yes... of course there is, but the squad leader rushed out halfway and said she wanted to help me nurse the baby. I immediately kicked her away."

Your sister, in the dream you were indeed decisive and decisive. Kicking the squad leader away was your long-cherished wish, and why did the squad leader have milk?

"After the squad leader became a star in the distant sky, I went to the supermarket and bought the most expensive milk powder. Our little baby finally no longer has to go hungry."

I've been working on it for a long time. Is it okay to use milk powder? Breast milk is the most nutritious and can increase immunity.

Xiaoqin suddenly speeded up her speech and her expression became anxious:

"But I didn't expect that such expensive milk powder actually contains melamine. After our children drank the milk powder, they immediately foamed at the mouth and fell unconscious."

"What's the result? What's the result?"

Xiaoqin sat up straight with a little worry, "I don't know what the outcome will be. The alarm clock went off when I was foaming at the mouth. It seems I have to continue tonight. I'm really worried about our son..."
Chapter completed!