"Kidnapping, kidnapping for ransom?" Xing Xing on the other end of the phone suddenly lost interest, "Brother Ye, if you are short of money, just ask the brothers. There are brothers here. Kidnapping is boring, but killing people is cooler."

I scolded him in my heart, but continued to create an eerie atmosphere in my tone:

"Listen to me, this kidnapping is not to extort money, but to... teach the members of the organization a lesson."

"Members of the organization, apart from us, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, is there anyone else in Brother Ye's organization?"

I made a random joke, and he really thought I was a gangster.

Speaking of which, the illegal organization with Edison Chen as its founder and me as its current leader currently has one dead fat man (Eunuch Cao), five good-for-nothing gangsters (Five Tigers of the Criminal Department), and one wife (Xiao Qin). ,), since Shu Zhe has worked as a rope model for my online store and enjoys employee treatment, it stands to reason that he is also a member of this organization.

"Who dares to make Big Brother angry?" Xing Xing asked, "Can he fight better than the five tigers of our Xing Department?"

"He can't fight as well as you." I gave them a high hat. "You, the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, are my right-hand men and gold-medal thugs. How can there be anyone who can fight better than you?"

This is true, excluding Xiaoqin. The current combat strength of the organization is worrying. Although Eunuch Cao is very bold, he is full of fat and can be knocked down with one punch. Shu Zhe is weaker than him. Comparing the two, the five members of the Criminal Department Tiger has really become my top five general.

Hearing me praise him, Xingxing blew out hot breath from his nose.

"Brother Ye, since this person can't fight, is he the military advisor of our organization?"

Hey, this idea is very creative. Shu Zhe is really like a dog-headed strategist who plays tricks every day.

So I cleared my throat:

"Yes, he is our military advisor and a wise general of our sect. Despite his young age, he is only in the first grade of junior high school. On the surface, he is a good student. In fact, he has a very bad conscience and a lot of evil ideas. He wants to harm others. Just look for him."

Xing Xing was very surprised, "Brother Ye, since he has the ability to help us do evil, why should we teach him a lesson?"

Damn, you used this idiom a little bit sharply. There are not many self-conscious bad guys like us nowadays.

"Xingxing, you don't know that smart people have their own disadvantages, because a police officer has been keeping a close eye on me recently. He couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to betray me to the police."

Xingxing was furious and banged the table on his side.

"You bastard, you dare to be a second-rate kid. Brother Ye has countless cases under his belt. If he reports me, he will be thrown into jail and never get out."

Your sister, what kind of case did I commit? Did you see it with your own eyes or something? Don’t just sentence me to life imprisonment.

After venting, Xingxing lowered his voice:

"Brother Ye, tell me, as long as you say a word, we will tie up this military advisor, torture him alive, and cut his penis first with the first knife."

"That's not necessary." I broke into a cold sweat. "Actually, he is the brother of a female friend of mine. I don't want his life. I just want to scare him so that he will never dare to betray me again."

"Oh, it turns out there is such a relationship..." Xing Xing laughed evilly, "Brother Ye has so many connections with women, and my younger brother's admiration for you is like a torrential river, continuous and out of control..."

"That's enough, that's enough." I interrupted Xing Xing's flattery, "Anyway, after 5 p.m., you go to the Pizza Hut behind No. 28 Middle School and wait. The target is Shu Zhe, Shu Ke's Shu, Philosopher's Zhe. He is a boy in the first grade of our school. He is wearing a school uniform shirt and shorts. He has a very cute hairstyle. He is of medium height, fair and tender like a girl. His eyes are big and easy to recognize. Don't you have a car? Don't Wait for him to enter Pizza Hut, stop him halfway and throw him into the car first."

"Okay, Brother Ye, what are we going to do to him next? Can we beat him?" Xing Xing became more and more excited as he spoke.

"No." I stopped him. "This man cries as soon as he is beaten, and his cries can be heard for miles. You cover his eyes and send him to my house intact. Repeat, you cannot beat him." But you can scare him, don’t say I asked you to do it, make your origins as sinister as possible, and make what you are going to do as scary as possible. In short, when I receive him, I want to see his whole body Trembling, half-life scared."

Hearing this, Xing Xing laughed evilly, feeling proud that he could perform a mission for me for the first time.

"No problem. Brother Ye, look at it. The five tigers of the Criminal Department will definitely achieve their mission."

Damn it, you think you are FedEx. They have used their advertising slogans. Even FedEx does not deliver large numbers of people.

I put down my phone and went through the three afternoon classes. Except that Xiaoqin continued to draw her potatoes and radishes in her exercise book, there was nothing new.

Oh, it should be considered one.

After the eye exercises, six or seven girls, headed by Big Speaker and PHS, got together and talked about cooking. It seemed that everyone recognized that the squad leader was the best cook, and there was no problem in going directly to the restaurant to cook.

"Ah~~~~I really envy my future husband~~~~" a girl said in a nymphomaniacal manner, "I can eat so many delicious things for free."

"Come on." Big Speaker said, "The squad leader's ambition is to be a detective. I don't know how busy she will be by then. Maybe my husband will have to cook for her."

"Hey, that's not good. Wouldn't the monitor's cooking skills be wasted?"

"Waste is waste." Big Speaker insisted, "Chinese couples also go out to work. Who stipulates that the woman must cook for the man? Good men in the new era must also learn to cook."

"Hehehe, you think so because you are too lazy to eat," the girl said sarcastically.

"Humph, I just like to eat, so what?" Big Speaker said confidently, "A man who wants to chase me must know how to cook, and the food must be very delicious."

PHS said sadly: "Many girls don't know how to cook now. How many boys can cook?"

The loudspeaker spotted me at a glance.

"Ye Lin, I heard that your father cooks at your house. Can you cook by yourself?"

I nodded quite proudly, "Both of us can cook, although not much...but my dad is very good at it."

The girls gave me strange expressions, but I didn't react and continued:

"Haha, actually I'm pretty good down there~~~~"

The class monitor was originally very cold towards me, but after listening to the second half of the discussion between me and Big Speaker, she slammed the English-Chinese dictionary on the table and walked out of the classroom without knowing what she was doing.
Chapter completed!