I have never understood what kind of material package Eunuch Cao is making and what evil uses it will be used for. I just heard that Eunuch Cao gathered a small group of young people with rotten hearts and formed a "First Night Loss Analysis Meeting".

Focus on what the girls in the class would say in that situation.

They analyzed that Gong Caicai might say: "Please don't do such a thing..." Xiong Yaoyue might say: "Get that ugly thing away!" As for what the squad leader would say, they argued for a long time and had no conclusion.

The next day, Thursday's lunch break, it was time to collect the "original underwear" from Shu Zhe.

In the shade of the teaching building, Shu Zhe handed me the strawberry underwear in a fresh-keeping bag, his movements sneaky.

I looked through the plastic bag and found that there were more wrinkles than before I handed it to him. I couldn’t say whether it lasted three days, but it had definitely worn on my body for a while.

"You haven't masturbated while wearing these underwear, have you?" I asked.

Shu Zhe showed an incredible expression.

"Brother Ye Lin, what are you talking about! How could I do such a perverted thing, and I have a girlfriend, and only a loser masturbates!"

Huh, don't lie. Your girlfriend is just showing off. You two have made no real progress at all. The main function is to use each other as a decoration.

The reason why I ask this is because some people say that wearing underwear of the opposite sex will make them particularly excited. If Shu Zhe couldn't help but lick his hair and stained the underwear with a suspicious white liquid, the customer who received the underwear would be in trouble.

He's going to be very angry.

How am I going to deal with this annoying negative review then? Do I have to defend myself by saying, "This thing whose scientific name is Jingban is certainly not the model girl's own, but was left by someone else. Yes, as long as you don't give negative reviews,

Just think of it as being left behind by me..."

Is that so? Then I have truly become an incorrigible pervert!

I checked my underwear over and over again, but luckily I didn't find any special stains. Shu Zhe paid good attention to personal hygiene.

After putting away his underwear with satisfaction, Shu Zhe asked me to treat him to lunch.

"I'm hungry! I haven't had a good meal in the past three days because I was worried about wearing this! Invite me to the snack street for dinner! I am an employee of your online store, so it's not too much to provide some employee benefits!"

I thought that I had missed the meal in the cafeteria anyway, and my stomach was growling, so I agreed to his request.

But instead of going to a fast food restaurant according to his standards, he chose a Shaxian snack.

On a hot day, Shaxian Snacks doesn't even have an air conditioner. There is only a small and old fan on the ceiling, blowing a feeble and dull wind.

Shu Zhe, who was very dissatisfied, complained to me while picking up the coriander leaves in the pork rib wontons:

"Brother Ye Lin, you are so stingy! You have made so much dirty money in the online store, but you only treat me to this!"

How did I make dirty money? My dad and I have always operated with integrity, providing high-quality services to lonely men and women from all over the world, and ensuring that they put themselves to death. Selling original underwear is the first time I have done it!

And what qualifications do you, an accomplice, have to accuse me of being evil!

Since there is no air conditioning in Shaxian snacks, not many people came to eat at noon today. The landlady had nothing to do, so she leaned on the stove and taught math problems to her son, who is in the fourth grade of elementary school.

For one of the math questions, the boss's wife said that the answer was 3, but her son insisted that the answer was 6. The mother and son argued more and more anxiously, and eventually they got into a heated argument. So the boss's wife rushed to the lobby with the exercise book and looked at the twenty-eight-year-old girl.

Several diners in middle school uniforms shouted:

"Whoever can do math problems for primary school students! Whoever can do it, I will give him a free payment!"

My alumni all lowered their noble heads in unison, because like me, they had roughly understood the question just now - this is a Mathematical Olympiad question! The difference between a Mathematical Olympiad question and an ordinary mathematics question is like that between a lawyer and an ordinary math question.

The difference between mages is just as big!

I really don’t know how! All these years of reading have been wasted! Fortunately, I am still a partial student who is good at science!

Unexpectedly, Shu Zhe smiled, took the pen and paper from the landlady, and wrote down the answers and ideas on the ground.

The correct answer is 5. Both the wife and son got it wrong.

"Oh, what a master!" The landlady raised her thumbs, "Your meal will be free! If you can come often to tutor my son in math, you won't have to spend money to eat here in the future!"

"Forget it," Shu Zhe declined, "I don't have time to be a tutor for others."

After the landlady went back to reprimand his son, Shu Zhe quietly said to me: "Who comes to Shaxian County to eat snacks every day? I would be embarrassed if my classmates saw him!"

You bastard, how dare you look down on Shaxian Snacks! Don’t you know that Shaxian Snacks is actually a secret service agency of our great dynasty. The capture of Saddam and the execution of me are all due to Shaxian Snacks! That aunt just now is actually an underground party member.

Did you know that he knows the Thirteenth Route Military Killing Fist, and his internal strength is second only to the captain of the urban management team?

After solving the Mathematical Olympiad problem in front of many senior students, Shu Zhe raised his tail proudly.

"Humph, Brother Ye Lin, how about it? I'm very smart, right?"

There’s nothing worth bragging about. It’s just that you won fifth place in the Provincial Mathematical Olympiad in elementary school. Maybe you’ve done this question before!

"Brother Ye Lin, don't be dissatisfied. People are born with different IQs! But don't be too discouraged. This generation is too late, but there is still a chance to make the next generation smarter!"

"Make the next generation smart? How can we make the next generation smart?"

"Haha, you don't know this? Of course you can get the genetic factors of smart people and find a smart girlfriend to get married!"

After taking a sip of soup, he continued: "My sister is as smart as me. If you want to change the fate of the next generation, you can only do it now!"

After doing this for a long time, you are still promoting your sister! Do you really want to be my brother-in-law?

If I become Shusha's boyfriend, you can use my name to show off your power in school, and you can also ask for your pocket money directly from me, right?

What a beautiful thought! Why don't you ask your sister if she is willing? She has been quite cold to me recently (although it is basically my own fault)!

"My sister is not only smart, but also has a good figure!"

Shu Zhe is like a dedicated salesman.

"Tch, make it sound like you've touched it."

"Eh? Why should I touch my sister? It's obviously Brother Ye Lin and you want to touch her!"

I didn’t answer. You have to know that I was fascinated by the monitor’s swan-like elegant neck, the silently towering breasts under the school uniform, the proud and straight figure, the incredibly narrow waist, and the pair of graceful long legs that follow the golden ratio...

...Not interested at all! I haven’t even thought about it!

"Brother Ye Lin, there's no point in pretending that you don't like my sister. I've seen it already - and besides, you're a lolicon, right?"

"Nonsense! You are a lolicon! If I were a lolicon, I would have no reason to like your sister!"

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. I was just asking casually. I was shocked by your reaction... So, of the two photos of my sister that Brother Ye Lin bought from me when she was a child, the one I like the most is when she was in elementary school.

That one?"

Do you mean the one where the monitor is sitting on a mat, wearing cotton stockings? Compared to the one in the kindergarten riding a bicycle, of course I like this one better!

"So, Brother Ye Lin likes stockings, not lolita?"

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you want to say?" I tapped my fingers on the table impatiently, "Can you find a photo of your sister wearing stockings?"

Shu Zhe rolled his eyes at me, "I can't find it, and I can't find the swimsuit photo I mentioned last time... But do you still remember? The last time I... I was spanked by you, my sister asked me to

I threw away the wigs and women's clothes I bought online, but Brother Ye Lin said that the cosplay clothes can be resold, so I didn't throw them away in the end..."

Remember, you still have the nerve to mention this! In addition to the wig, there is also a shirt, two miniskirts, and black stockings. Did you sell them later?

"The wigs were sold quickly, and the remaining costumes are a bit difficult to sell. Recently, a female netizen expressed interest, but wanted to see the actual effect of wearing it on the body..."

"That's not easy!" I teased, "Didn't you take a lot of photos wearing that outfit before? Even if your sister deletes all the photos, wouldn't it be enough to take them again?"

Shu Zhe mysteriously wiped his mouth with the tissue he brought with him and said:

"Today is Thursday. Do you want to come to my house after school on Friday?"

"Why are we going to your house? Do you have dinner?"

"Brother Ye Lin, you are such a foodie, you just know how to eat! I'm telling you, come later, maybe eight o'clock... maybe you will encounter something great!"

"What a good thing?" I was full of doubts. "At eight o'clock in the evening, your sister even cleaned the dishes, right? Is there a midnight snack?"

Shu Zhe didn't say anything good about what good things were waiting for me. He only said that he would go shopping with his girlfriend at that time. He would put the spare key under the doormat beforehand and let me open the door and go in without knocking.

I thought that Shu Zhe, who could easily solve the Mathematical Olympiad problem, might have used some clever trick to set a trap for me, so I didn't take his suggestion seriously.

After I got home, I sent the original underwear to "cilantro stuffed buns", hoping that Shu Zhe's boyish body fragrance would satisfy him.

Friday night arrived in a blink of an eye. After eating a bowl of beef noodles downstairs, I watched the time go by 7:25, and I couldn't calm down.

Shu Zhe asked me to go to his house and prepared a spare key for me. What good thing could it be? Today he told me again, saying that this opportunity must not be missed and never come back again. This is a spectacle that has not been seen in ten years. If I don't go

You will definitely regret it.
Chapter completed!