It is said that Auntie Ren insisted on handing my acting salary to my father in person that day, so after work, she went to a hotel near the university town where my father was staying.

It was already 9 o'clock in the evening, the moon was dark and the wind was high, which was a good time for all kinds of male thieves and female prostitutes to happen.

But for my father who is obsessed with academic issues, he is enjoying the happiness in the ivory tower. He is wearing very tasteless Hawaiian shorts (I seriously suspect that he bought them with Director Cao) and has three broken bones on his spine.

I wore an old vest with holes in it and the air conditioner was blowing, and I was very busy trying to finalize the illustrations for an example question.

He was almost in a state of confusion. Aunt Ren knocked on the door six times before he heard it. So he pulled on his slippers and opened the door in confusion and confusion.

At first sight, I saw Aunt Ren, whose clothes were mainly black and yellow. She was handsome and graceful. My father did not notice the anger on her face. Instead, he said in a daze:

"Miss, I didn't ask for this kind of service. Are you afraid that you found the wrong room?"

One of the unavoidable things when staying in a hotel is that there are always strange calls coming in, with a sweet female voice asking you "do you need any special services?"

Dad received another call like this that day, so when he was confused, he actually mistook Aunt Ren as a call girl.

Aunt Ren immediately became furious and barged in without saying a word. Dad subconsciously stretched out his hand to stop him, but Aunt Ren used a "sticky tape" technique and he was thrown heavily onto the bed.

"Eh? You... why did you use force?" My father fell on the bed and was shocked. He held up his floral shorts worriedly, "You... you are wrong to do this! Great years are waiting in front of you. I want to

Think about your family, think about your parents, don’t do this anymore! And even if you rape me, I won’t pay you!”

It wasn't until Aunt Ren couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward to slap dad in the face that dad woke up from the chaos.

Dad covered his burning and slightly swollen face, "Eh? This feels a bit familiar? Ah - aren't you the mother of Xiaolin's classmate, the neighbor who used to live next to my house!"

"If I remember correctly, the name seems to be Ren Hongli, right?"

Aunt Ren, whose name was remembered by her confused father, did not show how honored she was.

She pushed the cowhide envelope in front of her father's face and said, "Take it, I'm bringing this to you."

"Eh? What is this?" Dad pushed up his glasses in confusion.

"It's your son's salary. He played a small role in our crew." Aunt Ren stated without emotion, "I don't agree with giving minors too much disposable funds, so I have to give the money to him."

The guardian—that’s you, understand?”

Dad's open mouth didn't close for a long time.

"Has Xiaolin finally gone to act? Haha, he clearly told me that he is no longer interested...and he is still on your foreign crew? He is really promising!"

"Don't get too happy too soon." Aunt Ren threw cold water on Dad, "His role will end next week. There are many minors on camera, and they are short-lived. Don't take this as a great achievement."

Dad, who was very proud of me, couldn't help but argue with Aunt Ren.

"Xiao Lin has been preparing for many years to appear in a kung fu movie. How can you say that he is a flash in the pan?"

"What happened to a flash in the pan?" Aunt Ren shook the envelope impatiently, but Dad did not pick it up. "Do you think your son was chosen because of his muscles? - It's because of his eyes like a murderer!

!”

Aunt Ren's left hand was made like two dragons playing with beads, and she was making gestures in front of her eyes.

"Fortunately, he did not play a minor in the film according to his real age. Otherwise, Americans with poor psychological tolerance would definitely be so scared that they would not be able to sleep at night if they saw the minor's eyes look so fierce!"

Dad became more and more unhappy when Aunt Ren criticized me like this. He adjusted his posture and sat upright on the bed (although the torn tank top and Hawaiian shorts ruined the atmosphere).

"I said, old neighbor, Xiaolin must have received a lot of care from you when he was filming in your crew. I know that, but why did you say so many bad things about him in front of me? He shouldn't have done anything particularly provoking.

Are you angry? He has liked you very much since he was a child. You don’t always give him sweets..."

Aunt Ren was speechless for a moment and her face turned red with embarrassment.

"You...why didn't those candies choke him to death! I have no objection to Ye Lin himself. As long as he doesn't mess with my daughter, I will treat him as having nothing to do with me!"

Dad sighed, "Let young people handle their own affairs. Isn't it bad for us parents to interfere too much..."

"What the hell are you young people!" Aunt Ren said harshly, "You are obviously a young child! What kind of love do you know at this age? Even if you are an adult, you may not really understand it! Take you for example, what did you do back then?

Why don’t I be your professor and come home and not dare to see anyone?”

When the unbearable past was mentioned, the light in Dad's eyes suddenly dimmed, and the atmosphere in the room became extremely depressing.

After receiving the heartless phone call from Ai Shuqiao, my father had been escaping from reality by editing textbooks. This time, Aunt Ren poked a sore spot. He lowered his head and said nothing for a while, showing that he was hurt by his feelings.

appearance.

Dad looked as if he was the most unfortunate person in the world at that time. Aunt Ren felt a little soft-hearted and criticized herself:

"Forget it, let's just say it's the same thing. I lost my mind back then, and I was very unhappy with the old man in my family because of the marriage. Now the relationship has not been restored!"

Since the air conditioner had been blowing on for a long time, the room was very dry. Dad was aroused by his sadness, so he silently moved to the refrigerator and took out two cans of beer. He took one can and handed one to Aunt Ren.

"Well, forget about old things, would you like something to drink?"

After talking for a long time, Aunt Ren felt her mouth was dry. She didn't take out the fanny pack she usually used to carry beer out of the car, so she took dad's cold beer, pulled the tab and drank most of the can.

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While the two of them were drinking beer in silence, the anti-pornography brigade broke in like magic soldiers descending from heaven.

They got the keys from the hotel front desk, and a dozen people rushed in unexpectedly, followed by a cameraman and someone who looked like a reporter.

The captain of the anti-pornography brigade had a sinewy face and a round waist. Like his subordinates, he was wearing a blue police uniform with a black upper body and a black lower body. When he saw a man and a woman of similar age in the room, he immediately laughed dryly as if he had won a horse race and shouted loudly.

road:

"Don't move! This is the 'Hurricane' operation issued by the municipal party committee, specifically to catch you shameless men and women! Search for anyone in the bathroom! If it's a threesome, the punishment will be even heavier!"

The sudden incident made Aunt Ren so furious that she choked on her throat with a mouthful of beer and started coughing uncontrollably.

The captain waved his hand and said, "There's no point in pretending to be sick! I've seen a lot of young ladies like you! She dresses like a good girl, but she's actually more slutty than anyone else in bed! Search the trash can and see if there's any evidence.

I can take it back!"

A large number of people started getting busy, and the cameraman and reporter at the end of the line jumped to the front.

The cameraman was very taciturn, and it seemed that all the words were being said for him by the sharp-tongued reporter.

When the reporter saw that Aunt Ren was coughing and unable to speak, the reporter first handed the microphone to her father.

"Sir, I am Zhao Yao, a special correspondent of the Dongshan News Channel. How do you feel about being caught soliciting prostitution?"

Dad was not afraid of slanting shadows, and he acted relatively calmly at first.

"You are mistaken, we are just standing in the room talking..."

"Bargaining, right? How much do you pay the other party for this transaction?"

"You...I said we are completely innocent!"

"Well, I believe it! But if you are detained for soliciting prostitution, your spouse will be notified to pick up the wife. Are you mentally prepared to face your married wife?"

"I don't have a spouse, I'm divorced!" Dad was provoked by the reporter and lost his composure.

"Ah - are you lonely because you haven't had sex for a long time? Then you can't resort to illegal means like prostitution! Do you have children? Do you have anything to say to the children at home in front of the camera?"

At this time, the anti-pornography team searched the house and found nothing except dad's calculation paper.

"Report to the captain! No TT was found, and no JY was found either!"

The captain didn't panic at all and laughed with ease.

"Hmph, after a long time of doing it, it turned out to be a cumshot without a condom! Maybe it was done in the bathroom! Wash away all the evidence!"

"I tell you, you will be given leniency if you confess, and you will be punished if you resist! There will be no good outcome if you resist the people's government!"

At this time, Aunt Ren finally calmed down her cough. Her eyes that were almost like spitting fire forced more than a dozen team members to take half a step back, and the captain who was the first to bear the brunt also frowned.

"I'm going to fuck your grandma!" Aunt Ren hit a team member's face with an empty beer can. The team member was holding bright handcuffs to put on Aunt Ren. Suddenly, the beer can was flattened and the team member's nose was also damaged.

Bleeding, he covered his face and squatted on the ground.
Chapter completed!