Who is sorry to Mr. Guan! Who has become sworn sworn friends with you! And you just suspected that I was gay, did you forget it in such a moment? You are a goldfish and your memory is only seven seconds!

Solemn reminder: According to the testimony of the Scientific Squirrel Society and my father, the memory of goldfish is only seven seconds, which is pseudoscience. This is just a description similar to "Yanshan snowflakes are as big as mats". I will continue to use this description in the future, and some requirements are strict.

, Chinese teachers who are proficient in mathematics, physics, chemistry and other skills, please do not use it.

"Okay, let's just play and see." Amy looked very interested in the PK between Xiong Yaoyue and me. "It is said that women in China are much better than men in competition. Let me see if this is true.

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Competitive? Are you talking about the fact that the total number of Chinese women's medals in the Olympic Games will always exceed that of men? But simply applying this phenomenon to e-sports will not work! Compared with Chinese otakus who devote themselves wholeheartedly to video games, Chinese women are not enough!

However, the girls I have seen who are very good at playing games include Xiao Qin and Xiong Yaoyue. Chairman Mao once taught us: Women can hold up half the sky. If otakus remain stubborn, they may soon be overtaken by hard-working and brave Chinese women.

, when the Ladder List, Disha List, and Hunyuan List are all occupied by female IDs like "Huang Xiaohua", otakus can commit suicide with tears in their eyes to apologize.

Amy had not been standing behind us for three minutes when the cashier lady offered her chair. Amy was not polite and sat directly on the soft cushion, dangling her feet in the air, and walked towards

The cashier lady nodded in approval.

"Learn better, manservant." Amy poked my back with her finger, "You will only pass if you finish things before the master asks for it!"

At this time, the fighting game has entered the selection screen. Maybe because she played too much with Zangirv just now, Xiong Yaoyue changed to the role of boxing champion Bison this time (we usually just call him Tyson, because we really can’t tell the difference between him and Tyson).

What's the difference between Sen, that face is full of expressions that want to jump out and bite your ears).

After pressing the light fist to confirm the choice, Xiong Yaoyue looked at me proudly, "It's your turn to choose! Choose someone who is good at it, it's best to make my sister happy!"

It can be seen that Xiong Yaoyue likes to use powerful characters. His fighting style must be very rough, which is completely different from Xiaoqin's ghostly fighting style when playing fighting games. Since the fat man said that Xiong Yaoyue has never lost at the Henderson Center, then it must be

He is also quite an expert, so I have to be careful.

By the way, after the fat man watched the incident resolved, maybe because he saw the cold eyes under my sunglasses, he hid in a distant place and went fishing in despair - I really doubled as a mosquito repellent.

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I'm not a game expert, and my proficiency is definitely not as high as that of Xiong Yaoyue. Although my fixed choice character when playing "Street Fighter 4" was Feilong (because his prototype is Bruce Lee), I feel that I don't use Feilong well enough.

Qin was suppressed almost everywhere, and the few games he won were all caused by Xiao Qin.

I am very competitive, but facing a master like Xiong Yaoyue, there is no chance of winning with this method. I had an idea and chose Jia Mi, a blond girl with long braids that Xiao Qin often used, intending to imitate Xiao Qin's playing style to catch Xiong Yaoyue off guard.

Unexpectedly, Xiong Yaoyue laughed out loud and pointed at my face maliciously, "Eh? Do you guys actually like to use girls?"

Before I could refute, Amy, who was sitting in the back, interjected while licking ice cream: "Yes, he likes to play with girls."

Your sister! No, it’s... my sister! Which of your eyes saw me playing with girls? And why is it that women playing male characters are considered unexpectedly cute, but men playing female characters are called shemales? There are no fundamental differences between genders.

It’s not equal! China’s women’s liberation has gone too far! I have an uncle who is beaten on the sofa every day by his 1.79-meter-tall daughter-in-law. I wanted to go to the “Husbands’ Alliance” for help, but I couldn’t find him at all!

I don’t know if Xiong Yaoyue just had a big fight with Tang Jiang and exhausted her energy, or maybe the boxing champion Baison is not her best role, or maybe I successfully imitated Xiaoqin’s trick when using Amy. In short, two out of three games are the best.

In the first game, I actually won.

"Eh? You're not a bad boy!" Xiong Yaoyue exclaimed in surprise, then her eyebrows became serious and she started the intense second game with me.

Seeing that I had entered the city first, Amy didn't know the difficulty, and just commented coldly: "As my manservant, you should be able to do this, otherwise what's the use of you?"

Before she could finish her words, I was knocked into the air by Bison's buffalo headbutt, and then I was defeated by a super mad bull combo punch.

"Haha! Now you know how powerful I am!" Xiong Yaoyue patted the machine and danced.

By the way, Xiong Yaoyue's appearance is quite irritating. If she didn't know her personality, losing to a girl and letting her boast about herself in front of her, it might indeed trigger a real-life PK.

"You're a girl, why do you call yourself 'I'?" I complained.

"Eh? My defeated general has so many opinions! Then let me change it: This time you know how powerful I am!"

After a pause, he asked again: "Are you satisfied?"

Who is your loser? The best of three games is 1 to 1, and there will be a decisive game later! Look, I won’t fight you for the sake of male dignity! I... No, I will fight with you!

Seeing that I lost the second game, Amy still licked the ice cream calmly, and it took her a long time to say:

"I have useless creatures under my hands. Just like Obama, if you praise them for a few words, they will immediately fall off the chain."

Xiong Yaoyue was very surprised when she heard this, "Huh? Chinese teachers always say that the president of the United States is restricted by the people. Is there really a chain on him?"

Hey hey hey, you are complaining in the wrong direction! Whether it is "under your hands" or "creatures", or even me sitting on the right, it is better than you, who is complaining like hydrocephalus! And President Obama is a black man.

If you are tied up in chains, Americans will definitely think of racial discrimination and slavery that has long since disappeared!

As soon as she was distracted, I knocked out a third of her blood at the beginning.

Even if I quickly gather my energy and enter the battle rhythm, I can't stop me from being in excellent condition. I can make Xiaoqin's Jiami to perfection. At this time, I am not fighting alone, I am almost possessed by Xiaoqin's soul (this kind of

The thought made me tremble), this feeling was extremely refreshing and allowed me to resolve the battle cleanly.

Won! I actually won! I, a half-baked two-handed knife player, actually broke the unbeaten record of "Sister Xiong" in the Henderson Game Center! Where are the flowers? Where is the applause? Why don't any fans come to shout long live the mountain?

?From now on, it will be my "Brother Ye" era! Don't be obsessed with me, he is just a legend!

However, Xiong Yaoyue looked at me in high spirits with a straight face, without showing any sign of being shocked.

"Um...did you misunderstand? In fact, I was often defeated by others at the Henderson Center."

"Eh? Why do people still call you the 'Undefeated Bear' when you are defeated so often?"

"Well, at least add the word 'sister' to me!" Xiong Yaoyue said angrily, "Give you some sunshine and you will be bright. Do you think you dare to make such a joke if you are familiar with me? Believe it or not, I will treat you like a child. Cut it off and make a slingshot for fun!"

Do you think my little penis is Jin Mailang’s springy noodle? How can there be such a flexible little penis! And you don’t blush at all when you make such a joke with a boy. You are a man! Although your appearance will not mislead anyone. You are a man, but in fact your soul is a man! Different from the little bully in my childhood, that guy pretended to be a man on the outside but was very yin on the inside. He often vented his anger on me for no reason, Bidongshan City The weather is still elusive... Why is there a strange illusion around Xiong Yaoyue that she is with Brother Tao, Shen Shaoyi and other bad friends of the basketball team?

Amy, who was so stubborn, added: "I want to play too."

What do you want to play! Do you want to come over and play fighting games, or do you want to play with the slingshot made of my little penis! Don’t say things that can easily be misunderstood in front of my brother! You cannibals, you barbarians , you must be in the same group! I have discovered it a long time ago! Amy, you are the vanguard sent by the US imperialists to subvert our country, and Xiong Yaoyue’s skin is so tanned, she looks like she is from Hawaii! You two stand There is almost no sense of incompatibility when we are together! One is from the United States and the other is from the American Hawaiian Islands. I, a Chinese, have become a minority in front of you!

"Wait a minute, we've gone too far off topic." I said, "Let's talk about why you often lose to others and are also known as the 'Undefeated Bear...Sister Bear'."

Xiong Yaoyue smacked the remaining ice cream taste in her mouth and said lukewarmly:

"It's nothing too special, but when someone treats me, I often lose two games on purpose to show my friendliness!"

"What?" I didn't react for a moment.

"How stupid! That is to say, if I spend other people's game coins, I will deliberately lose two games. If I lose and win, I will make the other party willing to continue to invite me to play! If I spend my own coins..."

When she said this, her eyes flashed.

"In order to make my dollar worth it, I will do my best to use this dollar to play for more time, so all challengers must win!"

What a silly idea! In fact, your appearance is not bad. If you pretend to be cute, many game otakus will voluntarily invite you to play, but... that kind of situation is really hard to imagine.

Xiong Yaoyue folded her arms triumphantly: "Uh huh huh huh~~~~~"

"My real title is: 'The undefeated Sister Bear who will never lose if she pays for it herself, but will sometimes give in if others treat her'!"
Chapter completed!