Seeing me stuffing the pencil into the pen hole of the pencil sharpener with great force and relief, Xiao Qin's brows trembled, looking a little scared.

"Um, classmate Ye Lin, I'm sorry for yesterday!"

Xiaoqin apologized to me respectfully.

I continued to play with my pencil sharpener and ignored her.

Two days ago, Eunuch Cao told me that he has been watching too many short movies recently, and when he sees two objects, he imagines that they are in OOXX. If he sees a compass and an eraser together, he thinks that the compass and the eraser are in OOXX.

Speaking of which, there is no more OOXX combination among stationery than a pencil and a pencil sharpener. Isn’t it a bit sexually suggestive to play with this thing in front of Xiaoqin?

But I didn’t do it on purpose. I sharpened the pencil first, and you did it later!

Xiaoqin's eyes avoided the pen sharpener and landed on my messy desk, which was as messy as a pig's nest. You were pressing me, and I was pressing you, with all kinds of textbooks, which seemed to linger forever. One of the biology textbooks happened to be turned over.

When it comes to the color page about animal reproduction, the illustrations of pigs, horses, and donkeys are detailed and vivid. It can be seen that the painter is quite familiar with the physiological structure of animals.

Xiaoqin seemed to understand something after seeing the illustration. She bowed her head to me again and apologized:

"I was really wrong. I shouldn't have given classmate Ye Lin the nickname 'Wild Ass'..."

What? You're apologizing after so many years! It's not just a nickname! Except for the time before you moved, you have always called me "Wild Ass", right? Other children also called me that because of your influence, you know

How sad am I? Many children who don’t know the inside story really think that my surname is “Ye”! A few years ago, Yoshihiko Noda became the Prime Minister of Japan, and some people left messages in my QQ space, congratulating me on becoming the “family” of Japan.

Where is the leader!

"It's all because of this nickname. Now classmate Ye Lin's body has become abnormal..."

Eh? Although I hate this nickname, my body has not become abnormal because of it. I feel that compared to the thinness before, this strong body now makes me more satisfied!

I glanced at the illustration in the biology textbook in confusion. In the illustration, the tube-shaped object attached to Mr. Donkey's abdomen revealed the answer.

Is it necessary to draw it so clearly? Doesn’t the donkey have the right to privacy? Doesn’t anyone give it a code?

I remember that Li Zicheng, who was obviously suspected of being a one-eyed dragon, was painted in the history textbook as a wise, powerful, talented man with both eyesight, with no regard for authenticity - was the authenticity found in the biology textbook? Sure enough, the State Education Commission and the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television

The policies of both the government and the government have stifled the painter's enthusiasm for creating humanoid creatures, so they can only turn to depicting animals! Is this the same reason as the popularity of "Pleasant Goat"!

It’s too far off topic, but what’s certain is this: Xiaoqin apologized to me for the nickname “Wild Ass”, but she was actually calling me a donkey again in disguise!

Bastard! I'm just a slightly Spartan 14-year-old boy, don't compare me to a beast! Even if I'm really a donkey, you, as a donkey's girlfriend, have nothing to be proud of, right?

While preparing the textbook for the first class, Xiaoqin vowed:

"Although classmate Ye Lin has unfortunately become weird, I will take responsibility! Although it may take some mental preparation time, I will definitely take responsibility! This is a responsibility that my girlfriend cannot shirk!

"

You have just become weird! No matter how normal your appearance is, your brain structure has already become weird! And he also said that you must take responsibility... You ran away last night when you should be the most responsible.

Oh! You are obviously using all kinds of despicable means to play with me, right?

Hum, sooner or later I will get rid of you!

During the break, several girls started talking about this because they heard that Gong Caicai fell down and was crying while carrying the newly issued textbooks to the classroom:

"Why doesn't she ask someone to help her? If those dead boys in our class find out about this, they will definitely line up to help her? Why do she have to do it by herself?"

"Oh, isn't she too introverted? She used to dare to ask the squad leader for help, but these two days she is even scared to see the squad leader. I don't know why..."

"The squad leader also has good intentions and does bad things. Letting Gong Caicai be the school committee member has not made her cheerful at all! This school committee member is not as good as the squad leader himself!"

"That's true, the monitor's academic performance is not much worse than Gong Caicai's, and the midterm exam is only two places lower than Gong Caicai's, right? If the monitor is also the school committee member..."

Eunuch Cao suddenly joined the discussion uninvited:

"No! The monitor cannot also serve as the school committee member!"

The other girls showed surprised and suspicious expressions.

"Why? Apart from being too busy, monitor, which condition is not met?"

Eunuch Cao smiled contemptuously: "If the squad leader wants to serve as the academic committee, he has to face inherent disadvantages!"

His mysterious statement aroused the curiosity of the girls.

"What are the disadvantages of the squad leader? I have never heard of the squad leader having any weaknesses before!"

"Hey, I heard that the squad leader seems to be afraid of mice..."

"Tch, you're talking like you're not afraid. Besides, Gong Caicai is not just a mouse. There's nothing in the world that she's not afraid of, right?"

After everyone's appetite was whetted, Eunuch Cao said calmly:

"Although the squad leader cannot also serve as the school committee member, I can serve as the student committee member!"

The girls were even more surprised.

"You? Your academic performance is in the bottom two of our class every day. Why do you hold the position of academic committee member!"

"Yes, yes, and you don't have a position yourself. Even if you become the school committee, you can't use the word 'part-time'! Are you still coveting other positions in our class?"

Eunuch Cao laughed strangely:

"I said I can be a student committee member because I can be a student! Because I am a man and the monitor is a woman! The monitor has to be physically restricted! The monitor doesn't have the equipment! Not only do I want to be a student

Committee member, all the other boys in our class want to serve as the school committee member!"

Only then did the girls realize what Eunuch Cao was up to, and they couldn't help but become extremely angry. A group of people pushed Eunuch Cao to the ground and beat him.

Eunuch Cao, with a bruised nose and swollen face, lay on the ground and stretched out his fleshy hands to me: "Master, help me!"

Originally, the kicks by the girls were not serious injuries, and Eunuch Cao used a low angle of view to peek under their skirts, until Xiong Yaoyue was attracted by the chaos and asked what the girls were doing.

"Eunuch Cao takes advantage of girls, we are dealing with him!"

A girl whose name I can't remember answered.

"Okay, count me in!" Xiong Yaoyue came over with her arms rolled up and her sleeves rolled up. Just the first kick she gave Eunuch Cao on the butt made Eunuch Cao's mouth shape into an O-shaped octopus.

"Master, save me! My butt is broken in two! After all, I am also a disciple of the master's sect, and I cannot be bullied by people from the Emei sect!"

"You are the Emei sect!" Xiong Yaoyue kicked and scolded, "Your whole family is the Emei sect! See if I don't kick you to death!"

She kicked harder and harder, causing other girls to worry and come over to advise:

"Little Bear, don't really kick him..."

"Yes, I seemed to have heard some strange noise just now..."

Seeing that Eunuch Cao was almost punished, I walked over and pulled him away from the girls. The other girls all gave way to me. Only Xiong Yaoyue continued to kick Eunuch Cao on the butt without mercy, even though I was holding Eunuch Cao standing.

When I got up, she was still kicking me from behind.

Every time Xiong Yaoyue kicked, Eunuch Cao screamed strangely, which seemed to be not only painful but also secretly satisfying.

Damn it, Eunuch Cao, you are such a pervert! How come my eldest disciple is so virtuous? It really brings discredit to the sect, you might as well jump off a cliff and level up before coming back!

I grabbed Eunuch Cao and walked to the back of the classroom. Xiong Yaoyue actually chased and kicked me behind me, as if Eunuch Cao was able to move because of her kicks.

"Hey, Yueyue, you're almost done!" I stopped him, "Eunuch-in-law Cao's butt is not football, you can at least let me sit on the chair in class, right?"

"It doesn't matter." Xiong Yaoyue said generously, "If you have anything to do with Eunuch Cao, just tell him. I will just kick around and not talk, so I won't hinder you!"

Eunuch Cao once again had the look of "Master, help me" in his eyes.

It is said that the Emei Sect went a little too far today. As an elder, I have to maintain order in the world.

So I blocked Eunuch Cao behind me, trying to see if Xiong Yaoyue dared to kick me.

Xiong Yaoyue frowned, and when she wanted to continue kicking over to save face, she saw the class monitor walking in from the back door of the classroom. She quickly retracted her legs and walked back to her seat angrily.
Chapter completed!