Xiaoqin's expression seemed as if she had been stung by a killer bee. Her face suddenly turned extremely pale, and she shouted exaggeratedly:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - what is that!? Student Ye Lin has been exposed to nuclear radiation!! Student Ye Lin has mutated!!"

You've just mutated, you've just grown up a lot compared to when you were a child! And it's slightly swollen after pouring hot water for a long time. This is at most a 50% battle-ready state, right? It's not the most ferocious and ugliest time.

Woolen cloth!

"Foul! Inhuman! Someone will die from this!!"

Xiaoqin covered her head with both hands and screamed as if her worldview had collapsed.

"No one will die! You little girl who has never seen the world!"

I remember that the squad leader saw my 30% charged version under the Jiangqiao. He didn't yell like you, right?

I felt a little regretful when this happened, so I quickly took out my shorts from the clothes basket and put them between my legs.

"I, I did this just to prove that I am not a little mushroom. There is no other meaning. Are you satisfied now?"

No matter how you say it, we are boyfriend and girlfriend in name only, but I am the man who is the first to be looked at. When I think about it carefully, I am at a disadvantage!

As if she had received a huge blow, Xiaoqin slid along the door and sat on the floor, her eyes wandering, her face was as red as if she had been painted with red paint, and her chest was heaving violently.

"It's so, so unscientific! It's just like the one in the comics..."

Which comic? The H comic you stole out of my desk to read? There can't be such dirty objects in girls' comics, right?

"Because I have read a lot of girly comics with awl faces, I know that comics have a lot of exaggerated elements in the style of painting. I didn't expect to see something that is only in comics today..."

Hey, shoujo comics are not only exaggerated in terms of style, but also have a lot of logic that doesn't make sense. Why are there so many tall, handsome, and rich people desperately pursuing the ugly duckling of the heroine? This is like the protagonist in a YY novel who unleashes the power of the overlord.

I am so angry that it is unreasonable for the enemy female general to surrender the city and take the initiative to climb on the bed and take off her clothes! I also want to be that kind of male protagonist! I also want to eat a sweet potato, pick up a ring, save an old man and become a peerless master!

Also, don’t compare me with Japanese H comics! The exaggeration of male organs in some comics has reached the point where it can kill women. I am not to that extent! It’s just a gap with the image of the little mushroom in your mind.

It was too big, so it caused a psychological shock, right?

Xiaoqin, who was slumped on the ground, pressed her skirt tightly with both hands, lowering her head and not knowing what she was thinking.

She suddenly shivered, and then the cold war spread throughout her body, almost resonating with the door next to her.

My face turned red and white, and I wanted to grit my teeth and make up my mind several times, but in the end I still couldn't muster up enough courage.

She grabbed the wrist of one of her hands and finally calmed herself down.

"I'm sorry." Xiao Qin said to me with great regret, "Today was originally the day when I became classmate Ye Lin's girlfriend for two weeks, twelve hours, 48 ​​minutes and six seconds. I originally planned to give a small gift to classmate Ye Lin...

…”

Xiaoqin stood up unsteadily, slightly lifting her school uniform skirt, revealing her snow-white thighs above her knees.

I saw a pink gauze ribbon tied on each of Xiaoqin's legs, tied into a delicate bow, just like the packaging of a gift.

Xiaoqin showed an aggrieved expression: "I have obviously packed myself well..."

Do you want to give your body to me as a gift? If this is considered a "small gift", then what is a "big gift"? And I don't really want to be your boyfriend, so you remember this hypocritical time so clearly!

"But, but..." Xiao Qin, who was clearly defined by me as "lecherous", did not dare to look at the half-naked me, "Ye Lin went too far!!"

Eh? You were the one who packaged yourself up. You were the one who forced me to take off my clothes and prove myself even though I was not too small. How come I was the one who went too far after doing it for a long time?

"Ju, you actually evolved your little mushroom into a big mushroom and your timid mushroom into a nuclear bomb mushroom without consulting me!!"

Why are they all examples of "Plants vs. Zombies"! The last time I helped you repair your computer, I installed this game. Have you been playing it at home? Let alone the small spray mushrooms, the big spray mushrooms and the timid mushrooms.

Is it appropriate? The nuclear mushroom is definitely not appropriate! That thing will explode in 3 seconds if planted on the grass! Do you think I will explode for no reason? The cost of using this method to prevent zombies is too high!

And is this kind of thing negotiable? Why don't you discuss it with me and make your breasts bigger? If you are one third of Gong Caicai's size, you will pass!

Xiaoqin quickly put down her skirt again and covered it with her hands in front of her body, as if she was worried that I would get mad and pounce on me - what happened, weren't you teasing me in every possible way just now?

"I, I was only mentally prepared for a small mushroom. I didn't expect that classmate Ye Lin used strange fertilizer to grow my mushroom... and turned it into a golden mushroom..."

Nima Jin Kaila is a fertilizer for growing crops! Can people eat that thing? And because the TV commercial is so ridiculous, Jin Kaila has become a joke among netizens. Do you mean that my mushrooms are as ridiculous as Jin Kaala?

Xiaoqin sighed, showing an extremely sad expression.

"Sister Yingran told me that the first time it felt like putting a carrot into my nostril. I tried it, but my nose bleeds..."

What a waste of food! How can you eat those carrots? Don’t always learn bad knowledge from Chen Yingran!

"In my original memory, classmate Ye Lin only had a small pocket mushroom. I felt lucky for myself - I didn't expect it to turn into such a terrifying big mushroom!! Are you really classmate Ye Lin? Were you not captured by aliens?

Swap the bag!"

You were just switched by aliens! I just changed from thin to strong. You, the little bully, changed from male to female. You are even more suspected of being switched!

"Anyway, anyway, I'm a little confused. Can you please let me go tonight?"

Eh? You changed it to a requesting tone. I didn’t plan to do anything to you in the first place. You were the one who kept making me angry! When I reached the last step of seducing me, I suddenly called timeout!

Xiaoqin twisted her toes inward, pretending to be a shy girl blushing. She asked a little worriedly:

"You won't fire me from your girlfriend's position just because I don't satisfy classmate Ye Lin, right?"

Although this is also a good excuse to get rid of Xiaoqin, doesn't it make me look super horny?

Seeing my uncertain expression, Xiaoqin quickly added:

"For example, if I have to do this to avoid being abandoned, then I will grit my teeth for classmate Ye Lin, and come at me whether it is a carrot or a giant mushroom! I will definitely survive it without shedding a single tear!

If she sheds tears, wouldn’t it ruin classmate Ye Lin’s interest?”

In your eyes, am I that evil? Do I push you down and order you to hold back the pain and not cry?

Xiaoqin stood in front of me in an orderly manner, with her hands hanging down as if waiting for me to announce her fate.

Huh? Didn’t I fall into Xiaoqin’s trap again? I was teased by her for so long tonight, which made me feel both physically and mentally on fire. Now she wants to run away without paying any price! She uses me as a toy.

Do you want to play? Compared with the Little Overlord era, it’s just a different way of playing, right?

Or is this a competition of courage with me? She bets that I don’t dare to make it to the last step? So she plays with me unscrupulously and applauds? - How can there be such a cheap thing!

I crossed my arms in front of my chest and made a very manly and arrogant expression.

"Hmph, you've been teasing me for a long time, and now you want to leave after patting your butt? Do you think I'm easy to bully?"

"Didn't you say that you were a gift? Didn't you say that you would serve me well after dinner? I want to see how your girlfriend serves your boyfriend! Just treat it as a ceremony of swearing allegiance to me! Tonight

Don’t leave! I’ve accepted your gift!”

Xiaoqin had a scared expression on her face and timidly stretched out a finger to signal to me.

Huh, how do I know if you agree or disagree if you only raise one finger? Is it machine language, where 1 means yes and 0 means no? If you don’t speak, you will take it as acquiescence! Look how I deal with you today! Look how I don’t

I'll scare you so much that you cry for father and mother! Look at me...

Eh? I seem to have forgotten something... I have my hands folded in front of my chest. Who is helping me to hold up the big shorts that are blocking my life? Isn't it exposed in front of Xiaoqin again?

I lowered my head and looked: Fortunately, it didn't fall, it was stuck.

It's the lifeblood itself that caught the big shorts! It's embarrassing to be so high-spirited in front of girls!

Don’t get me wrong! This is not an admission that you are attractive, it’s all altitude sickness caused by low air pressure!

Xiaoqin's face was pale and she swallowed, her eyes with long eyelashes were tightly closed, she shook her head desperately, and tears of fear fell out of the corners of her eyes.

"I'm sorry! Classmate Ye Lin is so terrible!!"

Xiao Qin rushed to the door as fast as he could, without even changing his slippers or school bag, and successfully rushed out of the door before I could make any reaction.
Chapter completed!