My mobile phone was held in my hand by a loudspeaker, and I had close contact with many of my classmates’ mobile phones. Some of the phones that were mismatched were girls’ and boys’.

Many people, including Xiaoqin who was lying on the table pretending to cry, thought that my mobile phone was shameless and suitable for both men and women. No one wanted to believe that all this was just because Big Speaker wanted to try out all the mobile phone models.

Photographed by the lusty power of the Big Speaker Lobster Star, no selected classmate dared not to hand over their mobile phones obediently, until Big Speaker found Xiong Yaoyue who was eating bread to replenish energy.

The loudspeaker said bluntly: "Little Bear, lend me your mobile phone to play with. I don't believe it can fit all models!"

"Okay!" Xiong Yaoyue agreed with a piece of bread in her mouth. When she reached into her shorts to take out her mobile phone, she realized that there was nothing in her pants pocket.

"Oops! I came out in a hurry this morning and forgot my phone at home!"

Although she didn't bring her mobile phone, after asking what the loudspeaker wanted to do, she stuffed the remaining bread into her mouth in three mouthfuls, patted the sesame seeds on her hands, and said righteously:

"You want to try the interface? What's the point of an ordinary mobile phone? Wouldn't it be more interesting to try Gong Caicai's Love Crazy 4?"

Gong Caicai, who was sitting in her seat and sharpening her pencil, trembled all over after hearing Xiong Yaoyue's speech, and subconsciously wanted to stand up and run away.

"Don't even think about running away!" Xiong Yaoyue jumped over and held Gong Caicai from behind, while Big Speaker cruelly searched out Love Crazy 4 from Gong Caicai's schoolbag.

"Eh? It doesn't seem to be brand new!" the big speaker said while looking for the charging port.

Gong Caicai struggled a few times with all her strength under Xiong Yaoyue's control, but quickly gave up when she saw that it had no effect.

"That...that was replaced by my aunt! If I break it, my parents will say that I don't care about things anymore!"

"It can't be broken!" Xiong Yaoyue assured with a heartless smile, "We just want to test whether we can get it in! Just satisfy our curiosity!"

"Yes, yes, Caicai, you won't suffer any loss... Ye Lin's mobile phone can recharge your love!"

Big Speaker laughed.

"Ye, Ye Ye Ye Lin's mobile phone!?"

Gong Caicai subconsciously looked back at me, who was sitting in the last row of the classroom with a helpless expression, as if I was the one who instigated the prank played by Big Speaker and Xiong Yaoyue.

"Eh? Can it be charged?" This time it was Xiong Yaoyue's turn to be surprised, "I thought it was just for fun!"

Big Speaker looked at Xiong Yaoyue with contempt, "Have you listened carefully to what others are saying? Your brain is made of paste!"

"What did you say?" Xiong Yaoyue said, "I can't spare you." "After we kill Gong Caicai, it will be your turn, you damn fat man!"

"I'm not fat, I'm just plump!"

"Plump? If you were plump, Eunuch Cao wouldn't give you the nickname 'Carmen'!"

"What? I have a nickname again? Isn't Carmen the gypsy girl in the novel? I remember her seducing this one and that one - how do I resemble her?"

"Pfft..." Xiong Yaoyue couldn't help laughing, "Your 'Carmen' is not a foreign name. Eunuch Cao just said that you would get stuck in the classroom door because you are too fat..."

"Asshole Eunuch Cao, I want your life!!" Big Speaker shouted angrily. He raised his head and looked around, only to find that Eunuch Cao, who was still in the classroom just now, had disappeared.

"Um...can you let me go?"

Caught between Da Xiaoxiao and Xiong Yaoyue, Gong Caicai, who was forced to listen to their quarrel, weakly put forward her own opinions.

"No!" the loudspeaker snorted, "Since Eunuch Cao has run away, take out your anger on your cell phone first! Bear, hold Caicai tight! I'm going to get in!"

"Okay!" Although Xiong Yaoyue had just quarreled with Big Speaker, Xiong Yaoyue suddenly became a reliable accomplice in bullying Gong Caicai.

"No~~no!" Gong Caicai cried aggrievedly, "My aunt said that if you charge it with anything else, it will explode!"

"Eh? Will it really explode?" Xiong Yaoyue was stunned and looked a little scared.

"It's so big!" Big Speaker curled his lips, "Why are Apple products so delicate? Today I have to let you try the awesomeness of domestic products!"

Amid Gong Caicai's wails, the loudspeaker connected the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone and Love Crazy 4, but there was no horrific explosion that Xiong Yaoyue was worried about.

"No! The monitor is here!" Xiong Yaoyue suddenly exclaimed, hurriedly let go of Gong Caicai in her arms, covered her ears and ran away quickly.

Big Speaker, who was running slowly, was caught and scolded by the squad leader. Big Speaker argued: "It's all because Ye Lin's cell phone is bad! Who made his cell phone so weird?"

The bastard loudspeaker actually transferred hatred to me? My phone is weird? You haven't discovered the built-in "female entertainment games" yet! When that app makes your phone vibrate non-stop, you won't know what adjectives to use!

Ahhhhh, that’s not good! The squad leader came to me with my Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone! Do you want to hold me accountable? Should I cover my ears like Xiong Yaoyue!

Fortunately, the school bell rang at this moment and saved my life.

The class monitor finally just put the phone on my desk and told me to take care of my own things, and it must be turned off during class.

Turn off the phone? How can I run a sex toy store if the phone is turned off? Although you don’t know it, your brother is still receiving salary from me!

The teacher of the biology class is an old lady who believes in celibacy. She once advised her classmates not to fall in love prematurely, let alone get married, from a biological perspective. Her point of view is:

"Before getting married, a person has absolute freedom of movement and is an 'animal'; after getting married, his movement is restricted and he becomes a 'plant'; when he has children and has even less freedom of movement, he becomes a 'mineral'

!”

Well said! What a wise saying! If dad hadn't gotten married, wouldn't I have to sit here like a mineral?

Today, the biology teacher kept coughing during her lecture. The classmates all suspected that she had H7N9 bird flu, because one of the top ten rumors in the 28th School was that this single old lady had a hobby of collecting germs.

Perhaps because they were worried that the germs collected by the biology teacher could exterminate all mankind, the students nicknamed her "Extermination Master" and recognized her as the number one weapon of mass destruction in our No. 28 Middle School.

I think Mrs. Miejie’s perseverance in being single for fifty years is remarkable, and it is worth learning from her.

In order to gain absolute freedom, let alone marriage, a girlfriend is completely superfluous. Xiaoqin, the nominal secret girlfriend, should get rid of her as soon as possible.

I have been busy with various chores recently and haven't bullied Xiaoqin like before. What if I give her the illusion that I have become gentler?

So I opened the webpage on my mobile phone and searched for "how to make my girlfriend hate". When I entered "how to make my girlfriend", the search engine almost automatically completed it with "how to make my girlfriend like".

Damn, you guys really have no pursuit! If your girlfriend likes you and then gets married and turns into a mineral, you should regret it! (The second place in the search engine auto-complete is actually "How to make your girlfriend orgasm", I am so disappointed with this

The evil world is already in despair)

When I changed the keywords to "boyfriend", "hateful" and "characteristics", the teaching post I wanted finally appeared - "The Ten Types of Boyfriends Girls Hate Most".

I opened my eyes wide and found that the ten annoying characteristics were:

1. Not hygienic

2, naive

3. Macho chauvinism

4. Stingy Iron Rooster

5. Flowery radish

6. Vulgar, full of swear words

7. Talk big words and brag.

8. Breaking one’s word

9. Small-minded and vengeful

10. Idle and idle

This doesn’t seem to be very applicable! I think I am stingy enough when it comes to Xiaoqin (I once didn’t even treat her to meals in the cafeteria), and I am too carefree (I took Xiaoqin’s movie tickets to ask the class monitor).

I am unfaithful (often making empty promises to Xiaoqin), and I hold a grudge (for the little bully)... Moreover, chauvinism, vulgarity, bragging, not doing my job properly and even not being hygienic will not necessarily lower my reputation with Xiaoqin.

, maybe it will have the opposite effect.

After choosing and choosing, is "childish" the only option left?

Will Xiaoqin hate me if I act particularly childish in front of her?

What a new discovery!

But of course, you can't show childishness by rolling your eyes (that's dementia). You should use childish games to annoy Xiaoqin, right?

So I took out the marker from the pencil case and ordered Xiaoqin to stretch her arm over.

Xiaoqin obeyed my order without knowing why. The biology teacher was talking about environmental issues behind the podium desk and she was spitting: "You humans just don't know how to protect the environment!"

I chuckled and drew a turtle on Xiaoqin's white arm with a marker.

"Take your arm back!" I said with a proud smile. Is my method of bullying Xiaoqin childish enough this time? Kindergarten level? How angry will you be if you can't wash this little turtle off!

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin liked my paintings very much. She held her arms and watched them for a long time as if she had discovered a new world, and then said:

"This little turtle is very beautiful. Student Ye Lin actually has a talent for painting..."

"Especially the head, it's very cute! I like classmate Ye Lin's turtle the best..."

At this juncture, classmate Niu Shili, who was an expert in quoting quotes out of context, was looking at me for some reason. I vaguely felt that as long as Xiaoqin finished what she said, rumors about me vomiting blood would spread again in No. 28 Middle School.
Chapter completed!