As my father was pushed out of the door, he turned around and told me:

"Xiao Lin, you should pay attention to safety at home. You know where your cash and bank cards are. Don't starve yourself. You can eat whatever you want. I also asked Director Cao to help take care of you..."

Please, what are you asking him to do! Anyway, he is just thinking about tricking me into filming pornographic movies! Do you want me to become an pornographic movie star and then endorse adult products for my family?

I didn't care about anything and pushed my father out of the house. The neighbors who passed by thought that some family tragedy had happened in our house.

An aunt said to her May friend: "Have you read the news? In a family where the wife died, the little boy imitated the Japanese and pretended to be a crossdresser. One day, his father discovered that his son dressed as a woman was very similar to his deceased wife. He couldn't help but pretend to be a crossdresser.

My son was raped..."

Mayu, who squinted his eyes, sighed: "This is really tragic, so tragic! But what happened to the old Ye family? Why are you trying so hard to drive your father away? Could something similar have happened?"

Auntie and Mayu looked at my appearance carefully for a second, and then came to the conclusion: His father has really strong taste!

After ignoring my grandma's gossip and watching my dad take a taxi and drift away from the window, I practiced a set of martial arts boxing in the living room with great ambition, and then started to check the refrigerator and computer.

Leave a message on Aliwangwang, check the books you will bring to school tomorrow, charge your mobile phone, and prepare for the upcoming month of living alone.

Although it may contain a sense of escape, my father's ability to cheer up is more important to me than anything else.

Generally speaking, I am an atheist, but whenever I see my dad come back drunk, heartbroken and crying silently in the study without disturbing me, I can't help but pray silently to some god whose name I don't know.

pray:

——I hope to have a mother who loves my father. As long as she can love my good-for-nothing father, it doesn’t matter even if she doesn’t love me.

Although I am an atheist, I believe in the Supreme Laojun Guanyin Bodhisattva, God, Allah, Superman, Batman... Whoever of you fulfills my wish, I am telling the truth.

Monday, a sunny Monday, a day when students don’t want to go to school and office workers want to commit suicide, is a brand new day for me. Although I will rarely see my dad in the next month, I know

He and I were fighting at opposite ends of the city.

This idea makes my blood boil.

Xiaoqin did not buy the same model of Huang Feng Monster mobile phone as mine. What she brought to school was a shell-shaped flip phone. In addition to its stylish and cute appearance, it had very few digital functions and could not even connect to the Internet.

The first contact in her electronic address book is me, and the name is actually a very illogical half-sentence: "Classmate Ye Lin, with love."

If I write it like this, once I contact her, the phone screen will display: "Classmate Ye Lin called with love", "Classmate Ye Lin sent a message with love", even if I take the trouble to block it

If you miss her, the phone will also display "Ye Lin has blocked you with love." Is this what you had in mind?

You bastard, please change it to normal! What is the essential difference between your behavior and the YY goddesses of losers? For example, when Xiao Ding from the pet hospital played Romance of the Three Kingdoms 9, he registered the names of all the girls he had a crush on in the past as his military commanders.

ah?

"Hey, what's your mobile phone number? You should remember it this time, right?"

No matter what the reason is, Xiaoqin's mobile phone number must be written down. A sage has long said: It is more important to know your enemy than your friend.

Obviously she could have called me directly and asked me to check the caller ID, but Xiaoqin wasted no time and handed a cartoon postcard with her mobile phone number written on it in both hands, and said to me with a smile:

"The last time classmate Ye Lin gave me his number, he wrote it on paper. Of course I have to write it on paper to keep pace with classmate Ye Lin!"

What a synchronization! I used the torn-off draft paper to write casually! The broken paper makes the handwriting even worse. After reading it, Wang Xizhi would be so angry that he would throw himself into a lake and commit suicide! How could you be so serious about synchronizing with me? You

This neat and graceful font is written on a kitten-shaped postcard, with a malicious and cute tone everywhere!

"If you don't mind, I hope classmate Ye Lin can take this kitten home and adopt it..."

Cat? Where is the cat? It's just a postcard in the shape of a kitten. What kind of organic life are you pretending to be here? Do you think I will treat everything you get from me as a family heirloom like you do?

If so, my children and grandchildren will definitely comment while counting my belongings:

"This evidence shows that our great-great-grandfather Ye Lin was an extremely boring person. I feel very ashamed to be his descendant. Why don't we find the lake where Wang Xizhi committed suicide just now and jump in together to end it all!"

In order that my descendants would not commit suicide, after entering Xiaoqin's number into my mobile phone, I immediately threw the postcard that had lost its value on the ground and stepped on it roughly.

"Only a fool would keep this thing!"

"Woooooooo~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~, the kitten was trampled to death by classmate Ye Lin!"

Because the cat-shaped postcard was trampled under my feet, Xiaoqin stood next to her and pretended to be wiping her tears and crying, but it was thundering and not raining, just to disturb my ears.

My popularity did not improve significantly after I became the sports committee member, so the classmates in the class still regarded me as doing the daily task of bullying Xiaoqin. The class monitor who was originally helping Da Xiaoxian explain math problems was also alarmed.

The shocking news that "Classmate Ye Lin trampled a cat to death" shocked the class monitor. At one moment, she had a terrifying expression on her face that said, "Death is not enough to pay for his crime." After figuring out that Xiaoqin was referring to the cat-shaped postcard

Only then did she take a deep breath.

Let me strangle you! Is it punishable by death if you step on a cat to death? Your laws, Demon of Justice, are a bit harsh! Isn’t it only the Egyptians who are super cat-loving people who have done this kind of thing like paying for a cat’s life? Do you want to reverse the course of history?

!Because even being close to cats and dogs is a huge luxury for you, so people who kill cats and dogs will never be friends with you, right?

We can't be friends, but we can be siblings! Your brother plays a very important role in a small criminal gang that steals and sells dogs! If you knew this, you would be so angry that you would vomit blood!

In order to prevent the monitor from accusing me of throwing away waste paper, I picked up the postcard at my feet and put the footprints on it into my history textbook.

Just in that part of Egyptian history, who made them like cats?

I don't know if it was to continue the "I'm a bit dull" plan, but Xiaoqin took out a bunch of postcards, some in the shape of kittens and some in the shape of puppies. She carefully wrote her mobile phone number on them, planning to give them to the monitor and the senior students.

Those people with loudspeakers.

Seeing the postcard of Xiaoqin's cat and dog, the monitor's face turned red and he hesitated for the first time:

"Um, Xiaoqin, can the postcard you wrote to me be replaced by a puppy one?"

When faced with a choice, you chose a dog without hesitation! The Egyptians are crying! Compared with cats who are full-time cute (now they can’t even catch mice), you really still like to be loyal and can look after the home.

, a dog used to detect drugs and smuggling?

In order to be able to act as a naive and careless idiot in front of the monitor, Xiaoqin not only complied with the monitor's request, but also gave nearly half of the cat and dog postcards to the monitor.

"They are all souvenirs that my mother got at the martial arts seminar. If you like them, monitor, I still have them at home!"

Unexpectedly, I got many cats and dogs that I had longed for (although they were just postcards). The usually calm monitor was stunned and forgot how to express his overwhelming gratitude.

I wonder if she remembered that Da Xiaoxiao had come over to kiss her many times in the name of no repayment, so her brain was short-circuited. She imitated Da Xiaoxiao and hugged Xiaoqin from behind, kissing Xiaoqin's cheek without any warning.

Take a sip of incense.

"Xiaoqin, you are so good to me!"

Monitor, why are your kisses only worth a few postcards? I let you touch a real dog twice (I would like to thank Obama for his selfless dedication), why don't you show me anything?

And Xiaoqin is obviously frightened by you! She is just pretending to be nice to you to show that she is stupid! She was not mentally prepared to blush when you suddenly kissed her!

The class monitor who calmed down later felt that his behavior was inappropriate, but since both of them were girls, they did not violate the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls", so he didn't pay much attention to it.

But I saw the scene of her kissing Xiaoqin, which made her feel very awkward.

Huh, you are awkward and I am still awkward! What would you think if I ran over to you and kissed Niu Shili on the face?

"The monitor is so greedy! Not only do you want to attack classmate Ye Lin, but you also want to attack me?"

When doing eye exercises, Xiaoqin didn't do the exercises well, but instead screamed in dissatisfaction.

"Classmate Ye Lin, I was kissed on the face by the monitor. You won't dislike me, right?"

"..."

"As your girlfriend, I was kissed by another person. I feel that my body has been defiled and my heart hurts..."

"..."

"After much deliberation, I can only ask classmate Ye Lin to kiss me on the same spot and disinfect it for me! Please give me classmate Ye Lin's holy saliva!"

Xiaoqin extended a very sincere invitation to me, pointing to her rosy cheeks, "Kiss here, kiss here!"

Kiss your sister! Doesn’t that mean I not only kissed you, but also kissed indirectly through you and the monitor? I remember that the props for indirect kissing were all plastic bottles of green and black tea. When did I have the luxury of using a live girl as a

It’s a tool for indirect kissing!

But for a moment, I really wanted to try kissing her. Wouldn't that be equivalent to kissing two girls at once? Ah, I am really evil.
Chapter completed!