I wanted to ask Xiaoqin to help me out, but I felt that doing so would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Moreover, if Aunt Ren was alerted, she would have a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand me, and I might even die.

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Speaking of which, the person who marries Xiaoqin in the future will have bad luck for eight lifetimes! Do you still need to ask why? The mother-in-law is the heir of the Beidou Divine Fist! If you treat your wife poorly, you will be served by the Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist! "Oh my god.

Moves such as "Jiang Ben Lie" and "Two Rocks and Mountains" will definitely hit your head so hard that you will call everyone "Ge Ge" (please read the second tone). In the end, you will have tears in your eyes and your mouth will be smooth.

With tears flowing from the corners of his mouth, he yelled: "I have no regrets in my life!" He just belched his ass for no apparent reason!

After thinking about it, I did not send a distress message to Xiaoqin. I just told her that I would stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise she would be fired from her position as secret girlfriend.

I don't know if it was because of nervousness or other reasons, but I had a big tongue and actually said "reading the script" instead of "doing the script". Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.

After hanging up the phone, I turned my attention back to the script on the bed.

Please pay attention to students with impure thoughts. I am talking about the real script that I put next to the pillow and printed out on the paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of our country. I am not talking about the half-dressed guy in the middle of the bed with tears in his eyes.

I read it.

I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and simply used my talk to persuade her to give up her unspoken behavior. Since the male protagonists of the anime have LV999 verbal skills, I thought I might as well give it a try.

To be honest, although my academic performance is not very good, I still think that I have a higher IQ than Uzumaki Naruto, the male protagonist of "Naruto". He can persuade small and medium-sized bosses to cry and change their past, how can I

What if it doesn’t work?

So I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed (this is the most appropriate adjective):

"You misunderstood, I, I don't mean this to you!"

In order to make my words more convincing, I covered my crotch with the air conditioner remote control, and added the TV remote control for perfection.

After dual-wielding two remote controls, my confidence increased greatly. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara stood in front of me, I could persuade him to cry and feel ashamed for bribing me physically... No, I was confused.

Yes, that’s what it means anyway.

I remember that when the male protagonist of the anime uses his verbal skills, the commonly used modal words are "could it be", "ye", and "budu". Although it seems meaningless, it actually means a lot. Breaking through the levels and expanding the harem all depend on them.

Of course, there is also the high-frequency pronoun "everyone", which is pronounced "Mina" in Japanese.

The general practical application is as follows:

"Aren't we all ninjas from the Leaf Village?"

"You also have courage in your body!"

"I understand, and everyone understands it too!"

So I followed the same example and said:

"Would your parents back home be happy if you do this kind of thing?"

Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes, her eyelashes wet with tears, and she lay on the bed and tilted her head towards me.

"But I heard people say, don't all actresses do this?"

Eh? Why did you steal my "Budu"! The lines you originally designed suddenly lost their explosive power! Seeing that you are half-clothed and crying, you actually still want to compete with me NO

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I quickly said with emotion:

"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep? Didn't Liu Xiaoqing once say that there are no hidden rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?"

Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought it was my words that had an effect, so I immediately pursued the victory and said in rapid succession:

"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this price? Everyone..."

"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other person is an old man with wrinkles on his face? Everyone..."

I twice wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the following words in a hurry, which made the "everyone" sound like my speech habit, like the Chinese characters in some Japanese animations.

I would add "Aru" at the end of the sentence. So my next sentence directly became:

"Isn't this kind of thing something you should do with the person you like, such as your future husband? Everyone!"

After being bombarded by my "everyone"'s gossip, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a very sad tone:

"Mr. Ye, I...I don't think my body is particularly precious. It is often injured during acrobatic training. Even if you do such a thing, it won't be more painful than breaking your legs or bending your waist, right?"

"And...even though I have never had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well..."

"Eh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Why would your future husband doubt that kind of thing?"

Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eyes when she was talking.

"Because... because of practicing acrobatics, my hymen was broken when I was 12 years old, and I bled a lot on the training ground... But no man will believe this vulgar reason now. It will be rejected anyway."

As a liar pretending to be a virgin, why not just..."

Should we just give up on ourselves? Because we will be suspected of not being a virgin, we should just give up on her!

"Actually... I should be pretty lucky to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, right? At least the person I am devoting myself to is not an old man, so I can barely accept it..."

As if she suddenly realized that the word "reluctantly" would offend me, she quickly changed her words: "No, I mean, I am very happy that the other person is Mr. Ye!"

Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she suddenly realized:

"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law?"

Eh? Which law did I break? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn’t even lay a finger on you, so why should the police come to arrest me?

"Well, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, I am an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law. The age on my ID card is already 18 years old..."

Are you afraid that I'm "prostituted by an underage girl"? You are an adult, but I am not! In the United States, I would be the victim! You have to compensate me for mental damages.

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Of course, in China, as the school nurse gangster Chen Yingran said, underage boys like me are not protected by the law when they are insulted. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not be able to find a place to sue her.

However, age is indeed a good starting point to persuade her to leave. I switched myself into rogue mode and said to her carelessly:

"Hey, hey, hey, it says 18 on your ID card. How old are you?"

Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:

"I...I am actually 17 years old..."

"Oh, you're 17 years old...that's 3 years older than me, okay!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As a big sister who knows the law, what crime do you deserve for seducing a 14-year-old minor?

!Do you know that China’s laws were revised after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China? If you have sex with me, who is a minor, you will be considered as raping me regardless of whether I agree or not!”

In fact, it was all nonsense, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.

"What? You... you are only 14 years old? How is that possible? You look almost the same as me... aren't you a high school student?"

Because she was too shocked by my true age, Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics to me, but that was just fine.

"Humph, I'm not a high school student. I'm only in the second grade of junior high school now." I replied, "I was originally a very innocent and pure boy. I thought that a man and a woman would have children just by holding hands. Thanks to you, I

Now my thoughts have become very dirty - also, the phone call I just answered was actually from the police. There are surveillance cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent... in case someone is harmful to underage boys! If you don't hurry up
Chapter completed!