I remember the magazine "Global Science" once mentioned: Almost everyone in the world likes to be praised, and the motivation generated by praise is almost comparable to that of monetary rewards.

But the squad leader who was praised by me didn't feel happy at all. Not only was he unhappy, he seemed to be quite angry.

I didn't react for a while, but I went on to say: "My first page is much worse than yours. Can you share some advanced experience with me?"

Eh? Why are your hands shaking? The mouse is almost broken by your grip! Do you think my compliment to you is sarcasm? No! I am very impressed by my tone! You see that I am thirsty for knowledge,

I am waiting for you to share your experience on the first page, just like I am waiting for the rain after a long drought. Please tell me where you found that swan picture!

I was wondering when the loudspeaker in the front row suddenly turned around, rolled up the 16-karat information textbook into a cylinder, and pointed it at my head.

"What are you saying in front of a girl?"

After receiving this slap in the face, I realized that there was something wrong with what I just said.

Xiaoqin hugged Big Speaker's arm anxiously, "Don't hit classmate Ye Lin! What if classmate Ye Lin dies!"

Big Speaker laughed and scolded: "How could he die if he is so strong? If you say the wrong thing, you should be beaten!"

Then he handed the information textbook to Xiaoqin, "How about you give it a try too?"

Xiaoqin immediately showed an embarrassed expression, "No...how could I hit classmate Ye Lin..."

Bastard, you haven't hit me enough! If you just hit me with a textbook, then I will pray to Buddha and burn incense! I remember back then you hit me on the head with a very thick and long sugar cane! While hitting me back, you said "hit me"

The golden cudgel!"

Although I also tried to fight back with the same sugar cane, I was no match for you because of my thin body. After being flattened to the ground by you, I was put on one foot and soaked to death in a victorious manner. I laughed and announced: "Everyone

Come and see! The six-eared macaque has been defeated by the real great sage!" So the children came to watch and applauded your atrocity.

It must be because of you that I always fail in English! My brain keeps shutting down for no reason. It must be because of you! When I think of these things, the back of my head seems to hurt again. If you hadn’t turned into a girl, I would have definitely killed you.

Hang him from a tree and beat him hard with sugar cane!

But speaking of facts, the culprit who caused me to ask the squad leader "how did you do on your first night" was, of course, Eunuch Cao, whom I hated even though he was castrated and then killed.

I grabbed his fat, short neck with both hands, making him roll his eyes.

"You traitor! That one is clearly called the homepage! Your first night was on the computer!"

Eunuch Cao pricked his hands and screamed in a hoarse voice: "Spare your life... spare your life, Master! And I did give my first night to a computer!"

The information teacher is a famous teacher who doesn't care. At this time, he is sitting behind his laptop, concentrating on playing the Minesweeper game. It is estimated that even if a murder occurs below, it is not as important as him breaking the record.

Therefore, the responsibility of maintaining classroom discipline fell on the shoulders of the monitor.

"No fighting in class!" the monitor scolded sternly, "Ye Lin, let Cao Jingshen go!"

I refused: "He played tricks on me and deserves to be beaten!"

The monitor's face darkened: "As a class leader, are you taking the lead in breaking classroom discipline?"

After being reminded by the class monitor, I remembered that I was now on the sports committee. My act of pinching Eunuch Cao had been watched by many boys and girls, and they were whispering to me.

I made a gesture to the idle people watching, "Go, go! Eunuch Cao wants to learn swimming, and I'm helping him practice holding his breath! Do you want to practice too?"

Everyone turned their heads back in horror.

Xiaoqin raised her hand weakly, "I...I want to practice..."

Practice your sister! I’m the one who can’t swim! Among those naughty kids who used to play in the river, you were the fastest swimmer! At that time, I was still wondering why you were swimming with clothes on.

,Other children obviously like to take off their clothes naked...

Suddenly I recalled a very embarrassing thing: In order to get revenge on the bully, I often urinate in the river where he swims. Finally, I was caught by him once. The naughty children who were also swimming in the river suggested that the bully shower me with urine.

On the head, but he didn't do that, he just kicked me into the river.

At that time, I still felt that the little bully still had some bottom line as a man. Although he almost drowned, he was a little grateful! It turned out that there was a reason why he must not pee on my head!

Just because I don’t have a penis in my crotch, did I almost drown? Looking back now, the size of the socks you stuffed in your underwear to pretend to be a penis was exaggerated after being soaked in water! At the age of 8 or 9,

You stand out among the children! Whenever you come out of the water after swimming, my eyes are always involuntarily attracted to that foreign object. Do you know that you made me feel so inferior!

Damn you! You're swimming so fast wearing clothes and socks! Do you know how much resistance these things add to you?

No, no, I couldn't help but imagine Xiao Qin swimming naked! That speed must be faster than usual, right? Because although I have breasts now, they don't add much resistance because they are small...

Memories about Xiaoqin are always so painful to look back on. If you want me to truly accept her as my girlfriend, it will only happen if we both lose our memory at the same time.

Because the signal in the computer classroom was not good and I couldn’t use a mobile phone, I didn’t do anything serious in the information class. But it seemed that after the loudspeaker hit me on the head and I pinched Eunuch Cao’s neck, the class monitor became very angry.

A little smaller.

Maybe it was because she received my cursed brain waves. Xiaoqin kept burping after lunch in the cafeteria. The squad leader and the loudspeaker surrounded her and tried many methods to no avail. Everyone was sitting next to Xiaoqin's desk at a loss.

Well, Xiong Yaoyue came in from the back door of the classroom in a hurry with a willow leaf in her mouth and a volleyball in her arms.

"Who wants to play ball with me? Who wants to go?" She immediately saw the monitor, who was gently pressing the Baihui point on Xiaoqin's head. She didn't know where she learned the folk remedy for hiccups.

When Xiong Yaoyue came over, she tugged on the monitor's shirt, "Monitor, go practice volleyball with me! No one else can catch the ball I serve!"

The monitor rolled her eyes at Xiong Yaoyue, "I'm wearing a skirt today, so I can't practice with you - and didn't you see Xiaoqin hiccups?"

"So I said the skirt was a mistake! There is a school volleyball competition in half a month. If you, the second main player, haven't practiced yet, do you still want to get the certificate of the grade group champion?"

Xiong Yaoyue pointed to an old certificate hanging on the back wall of the classroom as she spoke. It was won by her and the class monitor after a lot of hard work in the first year of junior high school. It was one of the few that the class teacher, Teacher Yu, could boast to others about.

One of the honors.

I also watched a few games at that time. The squad leader's smash was very tricky. He could control it within one centimeter of the sideline without going out of bounds. Xiong Yaoyue's powerful smash was even more unlucky for whoever blocked it. I remember the little girl from Class 2

I cried in pain after receiving several spikes from Xiong Yaoyue.

"It doesn't matter if you wear a skirt, come with me!" Xiong Yaoyue still pestered the squad leader, "If you are willing to practice harder, let alone the grade group champion, even the junior high school students may not be our opponents! We can

Win a school championship!"

The loudspeaker may have remembered that he was teased by Xiong Yaoyue when running back and forth, so he rushed over and clamped Xiong Yaoyue's shoulders, "Huh! You wear shorts all day long and are not afraid of being exposed! If you are willing to change with the squad leader's skirt, the squad leader will

Practice with you!"

Only then did Xiong Yaoyue notice Xiao Qin who was hiccupping non-stop, "What's wrong with her?"

The loudspeaker said angrily: "Are you hiccupping? Didn't the monitor tell you just now?"

"Hahaha, you need to be scared to cure hiccups!" Xiong Yaoyue's laughter didn't stop, and the volleyball in her hand flew towards Xiao Qin's head at lightning speed.

The distance between the two of them was no more than 2 meters, and their attack speed was so fast that they were about to hit Xiaoqin with a bang until stars appeared in her eyes.

The squad leader raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand to block the flying volleyball.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin was facing the volleyball from the side and didn't even look at it from the corner of her eye. She just casually stretched out her left hand and got ahead of the squad leader, using the technique of "turning strength" to eliminate the force of the impact.

, and then held the volleyball in his hand with his backhand, his movements were stunning in one go.

Only then did he let out another "burp" that ruined the atmosphere, and he threw away the volleyball in his hand in a panic.

"Huh? You can actually catch my ball?"

The confused Xiong Yaoyue put her face very close to study Xiao Qin, as if she were some extraterrestrial creature.

The squad leader quickly grabbed Xiong Yaoyue's ears and carried her away, "If you hit someone with a volleyball casually, what should you do if you are in danger?"

"Ouch...it hurts so much! I'm here to cure her hiccups! If she's angry, just hit me with a volleyball! And I heard that anger can also cure hiccups...stop pulling my ears! I

He’s almost becoming a dark elf!”

I rely on Xiong Yaoyue, a black girl like you, for your knowledge! I don’t know who Yaoyao is, but do you know about the dark elf with long ears?

The girls' chattering in a group was really annoying. I saw that there was still a lot of lunch break left, so I took off my sports top and put it on the desk. I wore a black tight vest and went downstairs to play basketball.

Before I walked out of the classroom, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Xiaoqin stealing clothes from my desk.

Do you want to use it as a pillow again? Or are you looking for some kind of "soothing scent"? Although I was very unhappy, but seeing how pitiful she kept hiccupping, I ignored her.

As luck would have it, captain Guo Songtao of the basketball team happened to be leading the team in a practice game. Point guard Liu Badui and I were in a group, and the five of us chatted while waiting for rotation.
Chapter completed!