Although I was mentally prepared after reading movie reviews online, it was only after seeing it with my own eyes that I realized that the movie "Tang Bohu vs. Chu Liuxiang" has no lower limit at all.

Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang are both romantic talents, right? They are surrounded by beauties, right? I thought the reason for their death in this time-travel drama was that someone cuckolded someone, but I was wrong!

How wrong I was! How naive I was!

There is no heroine in this movie! This is basically a pornographic film! There is actually a scene in the film where Tang Bohu and Chu Liuxiang accidentally bump into each other! PHS, you are such a rotten girl, why didn’t you come to watch this movie?

What a pity!

Shu Zhe showed strong disgust towards this scene: "Sister, what kind of bad movie did you bring me to watch? Isn't it disgusting for a man to kiss a man?"

The squad leader also felt that something was a little inappropriate, but after all, he had watched half of the film, and there was no reason to leave midway, whether out of politeness or respect for Aunt Ren, who was the martial arts director.

Shu Zhe closed his phone and put it in his trouser pocket, stood up from his seat, "I'm going to the bathroom - this movie is too nonsense!"

"Master, my disciple suddenly has an urgent need to urinate. Please allow me to leave for a while!"

Eunuch Cao greeted me and followed Shu Zhe out of the movie hall with an obscene look on his face. He shamelessly got close to Shu Zhe on the way. The most suspicious thing was that when he went to the toilet, he actually carried that super cumbersome big bag.

Backpack.

Let me strangle you! What do you want to do? What do you want to do to Shu Zhe in the men's room? The backpack cannot be that heavy just for the wig. Could it be that it also contains a full set of SM props? You plan to handcuff Shu Zhe to the partition

Do you want to explode his anus in the room?

But I really don’t want to work hard for a brat like Shu Zhe, and speaking of having his anus exploded, hasn’t he already had his anus exploded once by the school nurse? What’s the harm in doing it again?

But Xiaoqin suddenly said in my ear: "I, I also want to go to the bathroom, can you go with me~?"

"You go by yourself! Or you can ask the class monitor to accompany you! Aren't you all going together in school?"

"School is school, outside is outside!"

"What's the difference! Besides, I don't want to go to the toilet, so you might as well go by yourself!"

"Why is this like this! One of the boyfriend's responsibilities is to wait for his girlfriend outside the women's restroom! This is an important etiquette between lovers! I have been looking forward to this day for a long time! Come with me, okay~

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Are there so many etiquettes to follow when going to the toilet? And waiting for you outside the women's toilet, didn't I already do it when you got your period for the first time? And I was surrounded by many girls (including the monitor), and my face

It’s all lost!

When Xiaoqin saw that I didn't agree, she actually threatened me and said, "If classmate Ye Lin doesn't go with me... I won't go either! I'll wait until classmate Ye Lin wants to go before we go together!"

After saying that, he clenched his two little hands into fists, put his legs together tightly, straightened his back, and had a stoic expression, as if he was going to fight a protracted war.

Keep fighting with your sister! Are you trying to hold it in? Just now you drank a whole bottle of orange juice! As mentioned in the physiological hygiene class, women’s ureters are shorter than men’s, so when it comes to the ability to hold in urine, women have

Innate weakness - Aren't you afraid of incontinence if you hold it in for too long? You also consider yourself a heroine of a shoujo manga! Which heroine has ever done such a shameful thing as incontinence of urination in public?

Seeing Xiaoqin gritting her teeth and holding on, I couldn't help but feel frightened. If you hadn't been able to hold it back, everyone would have seen a drama that was N times better than the movie on the screen! Maybe there will be unscrupulous people coming to investigate you.

I went home at night and sent a small message saying: "Because the movie was so bad, the daughter of the martial arts instructor was so angry that she died on the spot!"

In order not to become a witness to this sensational news, I reluctantly got up and took Xiaoqin to the toilet.

Before leaving, I asked the monitor by the way: "Aren't you going to the bathroom?"

In fact, this movie is quite inducing to urinate, especially the scene of the martial arts competition in the river. The sound of running water reminded me of my childhood when I wore crotchless pants, and even I felt a little urge to pee.

The squad leader said she didn't want to go yet, and there was only one person left who could help everyone look at the pile.

In fact, there is nothing to worry about losing, just the big bucket of cornstarch that I bought when I entered the venue, and a few bottles of unfinished drinks.

Unlike me, Xiaoqin seems to value these foods very much. Before she left, she told the squad leader: "Don't let others take the cornflowers away! If too many people come to snatch them, they will burst into pieces in one bite."

Don’t leave it to them even if you finish eating all the rice krispies!”

The monitor smiled wryly and waved his hand, which meant don't worry, no one will come to grab the popcorn.

Seeing the squad leader's confident look, Xiaoqin rolled her eyes and said, "You are not allowed to eat it all by yourself and then lie about it and someone else will take it away from you!"

You've had enough! How big is the squad leader's mouth in your eyes? Do you think the squad leader is the "Galacto" who fought with the Avengers? And it's not like you to swallow food by yourself.

Only a foodie can do it!

The squad leader promised a little embarrassedly: "You won't eat them all. If you finish eating them, I will buy you new ones, okay?"

"Okay!" After receiving the assurance, Xiaoqin followed me out of the hall triumphantly.

I suspect that Xiaoqin's anxiousness to go to the toilet was completely fake, otherwise she wouldn't have had the time to make so many jokes with the monitor.

How cunning! If I didn't feel like peeing right now, I wouldn't continue to act with you!

On the other hand, the monitor, 4 of the 5 people who came to watch the movie, went to the bathroom. Only the monitor stayed alone in his seat to watch the movie. Occasionally, he went to get a popcorn flower from the paper tube, but he didn't put it in his mouth for a long time.

Looking thoughtfully at the movie screen.

It would be great if Big Speaker and PHS also came over. These two bad guys, if you came over, wouldn't the squad leader not be so lonely?

Suddenly I felt that although the monitor is an admired person in the class, she doesn’t necessarily have many friends. Even if they are very close, it’s more like the monitor is taking care of others (such as Gong Caicai), which is not in line with me.

A relationship of equal friendship in our hearts.

Although you are dependent on others, are you unable to rely on yourself? Is the only way to make yourself stronger?

This kind of lifestyle is so tiring! No wonder Shu Zhe doesn’t use his sister as a role model at all.

But what can be done? The parents above are not around, and there is a troubled younger brother below. Even the head teacher of the second grade (3) class has to rely on Shusha to suppress the students below, like Eunuch Cao and I.

The restless elements made trouble for her all day long.

I feel a little guilty, if only I could be of some help.

Because the movie was boring and arousing, many female viewers chose this time to go to the restroom. Xiaoqin stuck out her tongue and lined up behind them, while I walked directly to the men's restroom not far away.

"Get out of here! No matter how much money you give me, I won't do it! You pervert!"

Shu Zhe walked out of the men's room angrily, followed by Eunuch Cao with a flattering expression on his face.

"Don't be angry! It won't take long! Only you can do this, others can't do it!"

"Don't pester me! Otherwise I'll ask Brother Ye Lin to beat you! How could my sister have a perverted classmate like you!"

"Don't say that! Everyone has his own merits. You have helped me a lot, and I won't treat you badly!"

Damn it, Eunuch Cao, what are you talking about? Did you give up the plan of overlord forcing the bow because of lack of physical strength, and instead wanted to give money to Shu Zhe? Did you want to pay Shu Zhe to wear a wig and pretend to be his sister?

Do you want to satisfy your lustful thoughts that you can't achieve in any way? Isn't this the "compensated dating" invented by little Japan? You are such a big loser and you want a boy to have a compensated date with you!

Shu Zhe walked in a hurry with his head lowered, and his shoulder accidentally bumped into me, causing his body to bend.

He recognized me, looked a little embarrassed, and didn't ask me to beat Eunuch Cao, but climbed up to the second floor without looking back. There seemed to be a restroom on the second floor of this cinema - he was

Are you so angry that you don’t want to go to the same toilet with Eunuch Cao?

I stopped Eunuch Cao, who was still trying to chase me, and pushed him back into the toilet.

Unlike the overcrowded women's restroom, except for a staff member who looked like a decorator, there was no one in the men's restroom. After the decorator walked out, Eunuch Cao and I were the only ones left.

"What on earth do you want to do?" I gritted my teeth and asked, "Don't tell me you want Shu Zhe to pretend to be his sister and then blow his anus!"

Eunuch Cao, who was carrying a big backpack and was as tired as a dog, laughed and said: "How is that possible? Although I have thought about it, the body structure of boys and girls is different. If it is to enjoy the inner pleasure, let him dress up as

As for the monitor, I prefer using my mouth to having anal sex..."

Use your mouth, use your mouth, use your mouth!? Eunuch Cao, you are so lost! Don’t remind me of that scene! Because Shu Zhe’s face is very similar to that of the squad leader, so as long as he doesn’t take off his clothes, he can be completely regarded as the squad leader.

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Given the monitor's unsmiling, self-respecting and self-respecting character, it would be hard to imagine that she would do such a nasty behavior even to her boyfriend in a few years, right?

——So we use Shu Zhe as a substitute? Because he can do things that the monitor would never do, so it doesn’t matter even if he is a boy!

Seeing that I looked very angry, Eunuch Cao quickly apologized and said that although he had thought about that kind of thing, what he discussed with Shu Zhe today was completely different. To prove his words, he opened the zipper of his backpack and let me know.

I saw that the wig inside was not the same long and straight black hair as the squad leader's, but a light brown short hair that had been bleached and dyed.
Chapter completed!