"Holy crap! How the hell did you get in?" I turned to look at my security door: the door was intact and there was no sign of being blown up by explosives.

Pentheus took out a piece of shiny silver tinfoil from his suit pocket. The piece of tinfoil was folded into the size of a cigarette and waved in front of me.

"Lin, your door lock is a 'one-word lock' with poor security. It can be opened with only this tinfoil strip - I learned it on a Chinese video network."

After saying that, Pentheus showed a modest smile on his face that said, "It's not worth mentioning my little skills."

Be humble, sister! Who is praising you! This is just picking locks! You, a big American citizen, went to a small Chinese city to robber and rob. Lincoln and Washington would cry if they knew about it!

While talking, Amy walked out of the big room, neatly dressed and combed her twin tails again.

Seeing that half of the room was filled with bodyguards, she was not surprised at all, as if she had expected this outcome.

"Now that you're here, pack your luggage quickly!" Amy ordered to Pentheus, "I have to rush to the set early this morning, and I can only eat breakfast in the car. It's really annoying!"

Pentheus repeated it to his men in English, and the expressionless men in sunglasses and black clothes started busy around.

Amy's underwear and outerwear were thrown all over the room. Every time the bodyguards picked up one piece, they carefully sealed it with sterile plastic clips and finally put it all into a big black suitcase. It was so solemn.

If you don't know what it looks like, you might think it contains weapons of mass destruction.

Amy stood behind the dining table, holding her bare arms angrily and not looking at me.

I found that these bodyguards wearing black leather shoes were walking around, and the footsteps they made were completely out of proportion to their height and weight, and you couldn't hear them unless you listened carefully.

Pentheus noticed the confusion on my face and generously explained to me:

"We sprayed a layer of sound-absorbing foam on the soles. This is technology from the U.S. military and is very effective in covert operations."

As he spoke, he lifted one foot and showed me a layer of white glue with a strange texture stuck to the sole.

Do you rely on this kind of thing to sneak in silently? The American high-tech version of the traceless Chinese tinfoil unlocking method, your special operation that combines Chinese and Western methods is really cost-effective!

But there is absolutely no point in doing this, right? If you just don’t want to wake us up, you can wait until we get up and then walk in!

Are you demonstrating against me? Because the surveillance operations of 004 ​​and 005 failed, which dampened your spirit. In order to regain your face, you quietly occupied my home to show that you have the ability to "carry out" me at any time.

"Behead"?

Eat too much! I'm not Saddam! The only weapons of mass destruction you can find here are Amy's underwear! And Amy threw it away herself, and I was too embarrassed to help her pick it up!

"Lin, we will be responsible for compensating for the trouble and losses Miss Emily brings to your family, so please don't worry."

Pentheus gave me his word.

That's not necessary. Although Amy completely treated herself as an outsider, used her food without ceremony, and left a lot of potato chip crumbs in the cracks of the sofa, it was at best the level of destruction of a naughty child and did not bring any harm to my family.

What substantial damage?

In addition, although I despise the use of sound-absorbing foam when it comes to chickens, dogs, and thieves, another advantage of it is that it can replace slippers. Otherwise, a dozen bodyguards would step on it and I would be busy mopping the floor afterwards.

I have always had a poor memory of European and American faces. Sometimes I feel that they all look the same and I can’t tell who is who. After looking carefully for a while, I realized that 004 and 005 were also listed, with their miserable expressions and

The way they clasped their legs as they walked made me sure it was the two of them.

I can't tell which one of them is 004 and who is 005, so I just assigned code names to them casually.

004 said something in Pentheus's ear in English, 005 went to the big house for a while, and suddenly came out in a panic, holding the milk carton left by Amy in his hand.

He was sweating profusely and shouted: "Sex—sex—!!"

I had just poured half a cup of boiled water from the thermos bottle, and when he suddenly shouted like this, I almost spit out the water in my mouth.

Is this Chinese? It sounds extremely emphatic, not on the same level as Pentheus, and comparable to the cry of a wild deer.

But since 004 and 005 were sent to monitor Amy and I’s nightlife, at least one of them should understand Chinese, right? 005 pointed at the empty milk carton and yelled “sex”, what did it mean? Is there anything on the milk carton?

Is there any evidence to show what Amy and I did last night? But I am really innocent! I am even more unjust than Dou E!

I widened my eyes and looked carefully at the carton in 005's hand. Only then did I realize that there was an oversized almond painted on the carton, with the tip covered with chocolate. Below were two lines of gold letters: Almond Chocolate Milk, selected from the United States.

Big almond.

My dad was scared to death. It turned out to be "apricot" in "almond"! What's all the fuss about broken milk? Strawberry milk, peanut milk, apple milk and other mixtures are commonplace. Don't you have them in the United States?

Seeing the almond milk box in 005's hand, Pentheus's face changed and he smacked his lips and said, "That's terrible!"

When Amy saw the noisy bodyguards, she turned her neck around impatiently. As soon as she saw the milk carton in 005's hand, she immediately looked like something was wrong and covered her stomach with her hands.

"No wonder...I haven't been feeling well since I woke up in the morning..."

Before Amy could finish her sentence, she bent over with her eyes closed tightly and started vomiting with a "wow" sound.

There are no solid particles, just white milk in the stomach.

He was vomiting and coughing, his expression was very painful, and tears were squeezed out.

"What's going on?" I asked, "I never put expired food in the refrigerator at home, how could it be..."

Pentheus told me with a grimace: "Miss Emily is allergic to almonds. Although almond milk is fine when you first drink it, you will vomit it out within 5 or 6 hours."

"Wow--"

Another big mouthful, milky white milk poured out of Amy's mouth, splashing radially on the floor.

In between vomiting, she raised her face slightly, with white liquid hanging from the corners of her mouth, staring hatefully at the empty box of almond milk and at me for putting this dangerous product in the refrigerator.

Why are you staring at me! How did I know that you Americans are so squeamish and prone to peanut allergies, pollen allergies, almond allergies, and don’t you have eyes yourself! Even a half-baked Chinese learner like 005 can tell that.

Almond milk, you, a guy who has level 10 Chinese and is proficient in various popular Internet languages, drink it without even looking at it?

What were you thinking about when you took the milk from the refrigerator?

"Cough, cough, cough...the manservant is so disgusting! He was filled to the brim without knowing it!"

Don't use the word "be"! After only staying in China for more than a month, have you learned the sentence structure of "be committed suicide"? Don't be kidding! This time it was entirely because of your own stupidity that you drank it.

It has nothing to do with me at all!

Seeing Amy spitting out a large puddle of milk gorgeously, the bodyguards were stunned and looked at each other. Pentheus asked stubbornly: "It should be all milk, right?"

Nonsense! Why do you need to confirm it again? What else can it be if it’s not milk?

After vomiting for a while, Amy gasped and stood up straight. 004 handed over a printed tissue, and Amy wiped off the remaining milk on her lips with it. She felt like she was collapsed, relying on the support of the bodyguard behind her.

Barely standing still.

Pentheus muttered a few words to his men in English, and the bodyguards surrounded Amy like stars in admiration. They opened the security door and walked down the stairs. They were met by a businessman who was setting up a stall selling breakfast.

When he was about to go downstairs, he saw so many people in black rushing out of the house. He touched his head and said to himself: "Whose family is marrying this girl? Such a grand ceremony!"

It makes sense that the breakfast stall owner mistakenly thought someone was picking up a bride. I looked down the window and saw 7 or 8 cars parked below the community. In addition to Amy's Batmobile, the rest of the black cars were also luxurious.

Although there are not many pedestrians in the early morning, everyone passing by will take a second look.

When Amy was taken away by them, she didn't even say goodbye to me. She kept pouting and sulking.

I suddenly remembered a very strange question: How could Xiaoqin never show up?

Even if the sound-absorbing foam is extremely effective and does not touch Xiaoqin's sensitive hearing, then after we talked so much just now and Amy vomited milk for a long time, even a deaf person would be woken up, right?

With Xiaoqin's character, will she always hide in the house? These bodyguards are basically over thirty years old and do not meet the conditions for "androphobia". Since she has used "egg-breaking attacks" on 004 and 005,

", so she had already identified the other party as an enemy. The enemy in her mind broke into the house, but she didn't react at all. This is too abnormal!

Apart from me, there were only two unlucky guys, Pentheus and 004,005, left in the living room. Pentheus walked up to me and whispered to me: "Potato chips are only for this one time. Don't give them to the lady again in the future."

I nodded absently and looked around for any clues about Xiao Qin. At this time, Pentheus picked up the mop in the corner and personally wiped the milk that Amy had spit out on the floor.

With normal people's thinking, Xiaoqin should still be in my bedroom, but my long-term experience tells me: I must not speculate on Xiaoqin with normal people's thinking.

I suddenly saw a light figure flashing past the window where I had just looked down at the motorcade downstairs.

Did you...climb out of the window again? You thought we were outnumbered, so you gave up your plan to fight out from the room door and wanted to catch someone by surprise? You don't need to do such unnecessary things at all! If you fall down, you will fall.

What should I do if I’m injured?

004 and 005 had their backs to the window, so they didn't notice anything unusual at all. However, Pentheus, whose perspective was even more unfavorable, frowned.

"It's Miss Xiaoqin, right? I have told my men not to do anything to Miss Xiaoqin. After all, she is also Ms. Ren's child. It would be bad if the relationship becomes tense."

With a "pop" sound, the kitchen window was opened from the outside, and a black figure squatted on the ground. She was barefoot, wearing a loose gray T-shirt and blue sports trousers, with long bangs.

Below, the fire of anger burned in the determined eyes.

"You bad guys!! How dare you invade my and classmate Ye Lin's love nest!!"

Before he finished speaking, he rushed over like a 100-meter sprint, clenching his fists until their knuckles turned white, and waving them desperately in front of and behind him.

As if they had discussed it in advance, 004 and 005 stepped in front of Pentheus at the same time. One stretched out his left hand and the other stretched out his right hand. They seemed to be in sync with each other.

005 said in broken Chinese: "Pig's hand! We won't fight you!"

Who cares about this? Xiaoqin suddenly lowered her body halfway and feinted with her left hand, seemingly aiming at their crotches.

004,005 subconsciously clamped their legs together, with an expression of lingering fear on their faces.

Unexpectedly, Xiaoqin changed her moves midway, half-rotated her body, and kicked 004 in the upper abdomen.

It seemed that the force was not heavy, and 004 easily blocked it with his abdominal muscles, which gave her the illusion that Xiaoqin was easy to deal with, so he laughed, took a step forward, and stretched out his broad arms to catch her.

Xiao Qin.

But his hand didn't even touch the tip of Xiaoqin's hair. Xiaoqin made an iron bridge backwards, with her back close to the ground, just avoiding 004's grasp. The positional relationship between her and 004,

It's like lying on the train track and letting the train pass above you.

With his back against the floor, Xiao Qin kicked out hard, hitting the vital point. 004 immediately let out a frightening scream and fell to the ground with foaming at the mouth.

005 was shocked, and subconsciously wanted to touch the weapon at his waist, but maybe he remembered Pentheus' warning in the middle. In a daze, Xiaoqin stood up from the floor like a carp and aimed at 005's crotch.

With a clean sweep of the legs, 005 and 004 lay down together.

It was only then that Xiao Qin let out a breath, thinking it was the end of this egg-breaking combo.
Chapter completed!