After entering the bathroom, I washed my face and woke up. Then I remembered that I had not urinated this morning and needed to empty my bladder.

So I took off my shorts, pointed my magic weapon at the toilet, and stood still.

Maybe it was because Xiaoqin was in the living room, so I was a little nervous and couldn't figure it out for a while.

Speaking of which, my bathroom door lock broke half a year ago. The main symptom is that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by simply twisting the door handle from the outside.

Because our house doesn’t have many guests all year round, and only my dad and I use the bathroom, we haven’t found anyone to fix it.

Xiaoqin won't come in and make trouble for me when I'm peeing, right? The last time I peeed under the Jiangqiao, I was seen once by the squad leader. I don't want to make the same mistake again and refresh my shameful record of having my private parts seen by girls.

Just when I was looking around blankly, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door.

"Ye Lin, can I go in and wash my hands?" Xiao Qin asked innocently.

"Before taking the dishes, I want to wash my hands with soap first!"

"Wait, wait a minute!" I said hurriedly, "I'm going to the toilet! Come in after I'm done!"

"It's okay~?" Although I was separated by the door, I could still see Xiaoqin's smiling face in my mind, "Young sweethearts, don't pay too much attention to the details. Anyway, you won't get pregnant if you take a look!"

Where did you learn to be such a gangster! And even if someone is pregnant, you are pregnant, right?

Because the door lock was broken, I suddenly felt my heart in my throat.

Fortunately, Xiaoqin didn't know this. She held the door handle and turned it half a turn. She found that I had locked the door and stopped trying again.

"Classmate Ye Lin is really uninteresting. He's obviously a childhood sweetheart..."

Can childhood sweethearts visit each other's bodies at will? Since you returned to being childhood sweethearts, you only had peace of mind for two days at first. How come you became more presumptuous than when you claimed to be my girlfriend?

Perhaps because she took into account that my father was sleeping soundly in the room, Xiaoqin did not do anything more extreme (such as tearing down the bathroom door and coming in to conduct an inhumane visit to me). She honestly waited until I came out of the bathroom before going in.

I washed my hands, then quickly ran to the kitchen, grabbing the dishes and chopsticks before me, as if it was very important who picked up the dishes and chopsticks.

Xiaoqin sat across the dining table, where her father usually ate, with her hands on her knees, looking both reserved and expectant.

"Is there really no need to ask Uncle Ye to get up and eat together?"

Xiaoqin asked again.

"No need." I shook my head while holding up the porcelain bowl filled with white rice by Xiaoqin, "Dad is sleepy and drunk, and he sleeps like a dead pig now. Have you heard him snoring? He doesn't even scream.

Not awake!"

Xiaoqin said "Huh" and waited quietly for me to take the first bite before moving her chopsticks.

"Is it delicious?" she asked not very confidently.

Overall, it should be pretty good, right? Anyway, it is definitely much better than my dad and I. As for the school cafeteria... don't mention the school cafeteria to me, this dish is not in the same dimension as the school cafeteria.

However, after eating the beef and potatoes stew that the monitor made for me last night, my taste has become a little picky. I always feel that the cooking of this dish is a bit too fast, and there are too many sea cucumbers, which is a bit overwhelming.

"(*^__^*) Hee hee... Classmate Ye Lin, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumber!"

In order to show off in front of my mother, did I end up cutting so many pieces? You can almost imagine Aunt Ren seeing the sea cucumber slices piled up to the ceiling and having no choice but to put them all into the pot.

"Speaking of which, sea cucumbers are so slippery! If you don't hold them properly, they will slip out of your hands! They look so ugly..."

Don't mention it. What I'm chewing are sliced ​​sea cucumbers. Don't remind me that they were originally black sticks, okay?

"However, when I saw sea cucumbers, I thought of classmate Ye Lin~"

Don't think of me from sea cucumbers! What do I have in common with invertebrates like sea cucumbers? Can you concentrate on eating? Don't spend most of your time looking at me in a daze!

"Because, Sister Yingran once told me that sea cucumbers are good for men's health, so I remembered it... So yesterday I specially cut a lot of sea cucumbers. I hope that after eating them, classmate Ye Lin's health will improve.

The healthier it is!”

It was the school doctor who taught you this. I should have known earlier that the so-called benefits of eating sea cucumbers for men means that sea cucumbers can strengthen virility! Chen Yingran, you just treat men as tools to relieve sexual desire!

Aunt Ren must have seen that Xiao Qin cut too many sea cucumbers, so she had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken, and finally made a big pot of sea cucumber braised chicken with bamboo shoots... It's strange that the mother and daughter could eat them all! Xiao Qin, you don't have any choice.

It's all premeditated! Aunt Ren is so busy going to the set every day and yet she still gets teased by you!

I found that Xiaoqin only picked up chicken and spring bamboo shoots to eat. Even if she accidentally picked up sea cucumbers, she would put them in my bowl.

"Why don't you eat sea cucumbers yourself? I remember that you really like seafood!"

"Well... I prefer original seafood, such as boiled shrimps and steamed crabs, they are all good!" Xiao Qin licked her lips unconsciously as she spoke.

"I don't like eating it mixed with other things..." Xiao Qin finally said with a bitter smile.

You have a lot of problems! And shrimp, crab, and sea cucumber are all relatively expensive ingredients, right? If you are not good at cooking, do you plan to use expensive ingredients to make up for it? The squad leader can use all kinds of ordinary ingredients to make more delicious dishes.

Here comes the food!

Xiaoqin didn't know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said:

“Actually, the whole sea cucumber cooked in white water tastes quite good!”

Eh? It’s just boiled in water and not cut. How should I eat a piece of it?

"Just put it in your mouth and bite it!" Xiao Qin had a pure smile of a foodie on her face, "One time, my mother didn't know whether she was making soup or something, but she cooked a lot of sea cucumbers. I took advantage of my mother not paying attention, and cooked a lot of sea cucumbers.

I secretly took one as a snack..."

"But I was reading a comic book while eating sea cucumbers, and my mother saw me halfway through the meal. Unless she said that the way I ate sea cucumbers was indecent, I would not be allowed to eat like that in the future!"

"Mom, that's too much! She just held the sea cucumber in her mouth temporarily while turning the page! I have worked so hard to be a girl, how can you say that my behavior is indecent! In the final analysis, it is because I object to reading girls' comics.

Bar!"

Xiaoqin complained angrily, not understanding where she went wrong at that time.

But I immediately thought of an important category in H comics: tentacles.

In a nutshell, this category allows all kinds of monsters with tentacles (such as octopus stars) to appear and play with unfortunate beautiful girls with their sticky and disgusting tentacles.

Xiaoqin is reading a comic while holding half a sea cucumber in her mouth. If someone with a dirty heart (such as Eunuch Cao) sees it, they will definitely think about the plot of Tentacle SM like crazy, right?

"Haha, I can finally go to school with classmate Ye Lin today!"

After having breakfast together, Xiaoqin happily picked up her schoolbag.

I said coldly: "It's still early, I'm going for a run in Dongshan Lake."

"Go...where are you going?" Xiao Qin immediately looked sad.

"When I go to Dongshan Lake, I run around the lake three times every day."

I said casually, and then regretted it because I told my daily schedule so easily: Xiaoqin won't run behind me every day from now on, right? Then I won't even have this rare time to think about life.

All lost!

Unexpectedly, after hearing the words "Dongshan Lake", Xiaoqin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously.

"What a pity! Because there are terrible things in Dongshan Lake, I, I'm afraid I can't leave with classmate Ye Lin! Wuwuwuwu~~~~"

I started sobbing quietly, maybe because I was afraid of waking up my dad who was still sleeping soundly.

I wonder if there is anything in this world that scares Xiaoqin. Although Dongshan Lake is not small, it is impossible for the Loch Ness Monster to be hidden in it, right?

I usually go for a run first and then come back for dinner. I rarely go for a run with my schoolbag on my back.

I told Xiaoqin that she could wait at my house first, and then we could go to school together when I came back from my run.

Because I ate the meal she sent, I was embarrassed to refuse the request to go to school together.

But Xiaoqin said that if I wasn't at home, she wouldn't know how to say hello if Uncle Ye woke up.

"Um... let me help classmate Ye Lin take his schoolbag to school. Even if there is no one from classmate Ye Lin, I can feel more at ease with only the schoolbag. I have no choice but to do this..."

After saying that, she stretched out her hands pitifully, hoping that I would give her my schoolbag to take away.

I fulfilled her wish of not being able to be on the stage.

When we went out together, I found a piece of white plasticine stuck to the cathole of my security door.

Isn't it chewing gum but plasticine? Naughty children usually don't use plasticine to plug other people's cat holes, right? And such a big piece? It can be used to pinch Doraemon, okay!?

I cast suspicious eyes on Xiaoqin's pretending innocent face.

"Did you do it? Thinking about it carefully, it was definitely you! First you blocked the peephole, and then you covered your mouth and said you were a courier, so you could trick me into opening the door, right? If I hadn't woken up, I wouldn't have

You were fooled!"

Xiaoqin hugged my schoolbag, looking very aggrieved, and shook her head desperately.

"I didn't do it! I can swear to God! If I did something like this, let me marry classmate Ye Lin to make amends!"

Who wants to marry you! I was half-convinced just now, but now that you say this, I am absolutely sure that it was you who did it! And you didn’t marry me to make amends, but to make me suffer!

When we parted at the street intersection, Xiaoqin waved to me with tears in her eyes:

"Please be careful on the road! You must come to me at school!"

Passers-by who didn't know the inside story thought she was sending me to the front line.

As soon as I ran half a circle around Dongshan Lake, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt.

The old man was as energetic as ever. He twirled his long beard on his chest, stared at my running posture for several seconds, and then suddenly said:

"Little Ye Zi, come here and hit me."

"Eh?"
Chapter completed!